Drunk Death Dangtu [Original Version]

I heard from Kira that the floor in the rehearsal hall of the Art Center is the best in the country.He spoke so confidently that I believed it too, so I made every effort to recover from my illness.

Before the male actors joined the group, the young girls in the rehearsal hall could see their charming looks and hear their chirping from a long distance.This kind of scene suddenly brought me back to a day more than ten years ago, when I first entered the dance classroom of my old lady Pi, I saw that I was the only one with a handle in a group of female birds, so I swaggered past every little girl with red cheeks. Girls, they are deeply proud of themselves.

But now I'm standing outside the rehearsal hall in a daze, half happy and half worried in my heart, as if the feeling of being close to the country and being timid is beating wildly in my heart.

Come back.It can be regarded as going home.

A sharp-eyed pretty girl looked at me first, beckoned me in, and said, "Tell me about yourself."

Just after the fever subsided, I still couldn't speak.I tried my best to open my throat, and said "Yuan Luobing" hoarsely.

Another beautiful girl said "Yo" and said, "Are you dumb? Let's call you 'Little Dumb'."

Recently, Li Qiao was attending Fashion Week abroad, and I was doing odd jobs in his theater, so I took the opportunity to practice dancing with his girls.

Among these people, Skylar is the best in jazz, Ruoxing is the best in national dance, and Jiujiu is the best in hiphop.

A week later, Jiujiu told me, little dumb, you dance better than me in hiphop, I can no longer play with you!

Another week later, Ruoxing told me, little dumb, how could there be someone like you who intentionally dances other people's dances so that others have nothing to dance with!

And then even Skylar got mad at me, little dumb, see me stay away from now on, we're kings.

"The shit is dry," I immediately called her with a smile, "eat more fiber and drink more water, how can you say 'shit is dry' for a fragrant and bright girl!"

I didn't intend to overwhelm others with my dancing skills, it's just that I have been hiding for many years, and I can't hold it once I get out of the scabbard.My mouth is also often dirty, but fortunately, the girls are very nice, they basically don't care about me, and when they are the most severe, they just retort, "You can just yell, what's the use of yelling? Your heart is higher than the sky —do you know what the first sentence after that is?"

The story "Send Tang" is interesting. It tells the story of a Japanese man who claims to be a descendant of an envoy to Tang Dynasty who came to China. While dealing with three Chinese women with very different personalities, he solved the mystery of his own life experience.As a new type of drama with diverse styles and integrated multimedia art, although there are inner monologues of modern dance solo dances and the style of the prosperous Tang Dynasty in the form of dance dramas, the biggest selling point of the whole drama is still the production of the king of heaven and the gathering of big names.

The rehearsal director's words are very sharp, and it is easy to discourage people. When he curses people, he will always say "Don't use yourself as a wrist!" The twists and turns in other words also convey a meaning. Most dancers these days are thinner than paper. There are not many promising ones, most of them are just stage special effects or background cloth, just a cluster of leaves of red flowers and a drop of delicious autumn oil.

At this time, the voice of the old lady Pi rang in my ears-hold your head high, don't take yourself as a wrist!

The rehearsal director looked at me very disrespectfully at first, but after Ji Liang hinted that I was Li Qiao’s friend, he immediately changed his face and praised me against his will all the time: “This kid is so amazing! How smart he is, no matter how difficult this dance is.” No matter how difficult it is to express the emotions and self, he can do it with just one look!"

Just talk nonsense, my old lady never praises me, she always thinks that I am not good enough, no matter how satisfied the look in her eyes is, there will always be only a faint sentence in her mouth, it’s okay, I can see it.

According to the girls, the rehearsal director was also a dancer before. He not only won the championship of the youth dance competition, but also set up his own dance studio.It’s just that the studio didn’t survive in the end, and he gradually lost his character as a dancer—or my mother’s skin, she said, a dancer’s bones can be softer than anyone else, but they can also be harder than anyone else.

After getting closer to the dance, I often think of Lao Niangpi, and occasionally I think of Fan Xiaoli. There is still one month before the start of the youth dance competition. How I look forward to a beautiful girl with slender eyes and long eyebrows sprouting, growing, and blooming on that stage. Then bear the sweetest fruit after flowering.

About half a month later, Li Qiao returned to the theater and brought back a world-class dancer and master choreographer Mark Wilton to teach him choreography techniques.I can dance but not make up. This is a once-in-a-lifetime learning opportunity.But Uncle Li's temper is unpredictable, I was afraid that I would annoy him inexplicably like last time, so I wanted to speak but gave up, and turned to other ideas.

I had already prepared the recording pen and the paper and pen for taking notes. I used cleaning as an excuse to sneak into the conference room where I was teaching. After dawdling for a while, I sneaked under the table. After listening to it for about ten minutes, the master saw through it at a glance. He lowered his face and asked the simultaneous interpreter to invite me out.

Most of the people sitting in the conference room were people from the circle. They looked at me, and Li Qiao looked at me, with a face that was cloudy and could get angry at any time.Unexpectedly, a few seconds later, he suddenly raised his hand, and without anyone noticing, he spilled the coffee on the ground.

Li Qiao said something to the master in very fluent German, then turned her face and said to me: "Come here and wipe the floor clean, carefully and slowly."

In ancient times, there was a saying of "three ups", which means that articles are completed on the horse, on the pillow, and on the toilet. I don't want me to learn to dance, but it starts with "three downs", under the table, under the chair, and under the crotch.After the big star spoke, I just snatched up the cup of coffee and stayed in the room, by his chair, and listened to the whole speech.

I never went to university, the closest I ever got to university was when Gu Yao agreed to let me audit at the Drama Academy, but in the end I died without a problem.Occasionally, when I raised my head from my writing, I found that Li Qiao was looking sideways at me.I held the pen cap in my mouth, faced those smoky gray eyes, squinted and smirked as if facing the sunshine in August, but as soon as our eyes met, Li Qiao turned his face away again, expressing clearly, "I can't see it." on you".

The master told me to go back with him after class, and he asked me, "Didn't you drive?"

"No. You're not here, so I don't have the nerve to use the bus for private use."

"Where's your Chevrolet?"

"It's not open yet, and the price of gas has risen again."

"You'll die if you pick it up like this." Li Qiao rolled her eyes as if she hated iron for being weak, and at the same time she was trying to make a fool of me, making a loud "click".He kept beating me like he was educating his son, and after beating, he called Kira and asked him to send a car.

In the car, Li Qiao asked me: "I see that you took your notes very seriously, did you really learn something?"

I answered truthfully: "Listening to such a speech is like living half my life longer."

"Mark has agreed to be the art director of "Send Tang". He has to stay in China for a long time... If you don't mind sitting under the table every time you listen to lectures, you can live for hundreds of years."

"It's good under the table, and it's quiet under the table." I immediately expressed my opinion, and resolutely avoided before Li Qiao stretched out his hand to wrap me up again.

After returning home, Li Qiao went swimming again as usual, and ordered me to stay by and wait on her.Since the last time he was happy together, he has been more cautious when swimming at home. This time he is wearing a pair of black tight swimming trunks, with a bulging crotch, and his capital is quite majestic.Li Qiao swam alone in the water for a while, then got out of the water and lay down by the pool.Knowing that I was behind him, he threw a massage oil back and asked me to rub it on him.

I was stunned, Li Qiao immediately urged impatiently: "Hurry up!"

Li Qiao has lost some weight recently, but her body is still considered strong.He was born white, his skin was as delicate as cream, but his muscles were as hard as jade.His shoulder blades are slightly raised, his stretched back muscles are very beautiful, his slender legs and narrow buttocks are even more eye-catching.I touched his body inch by inch, sweat gradually formed on his forehead, and rosemary essential oil rubbed between my fingers and his skin to warm it up, and I suddenly thought I was making a dessert—that fresh and special smell The aroma really made me a little distracted.

Tasting a piece of good meat with your hand, your body is about to wake up, and your mind has already flown thousands of miles.A lot of dirty and erotic scenes suddenly appeared in my mind. I took off Li Qiao's tight swimming trunks, lubricated them with mouth foam, and pushed my erect penis between his strong and beautiful buttocks——1 Someone living inside me is urging me to do it.At first he resisted, then he obeyed, and finally he was simply thirsty for it, responding with the utmost enthusiasm.As I pushed forward and pulled out, I listened to the thunderous cheers of thousands of people in my heart. I fucked flesh with flesh, and shared the same joy with them. I was extremely happy.

"Okay, enough."

Li Qiao suddenly made a sound, breaking my passionate fantasies.I hurriedly turned my back on him before he went into the water, because I realized that I actually had a shameful erection.

"Take off your clothes and come down too." Who would have thought that this guy would invite me to go into the water with him at this time, and my blood pressure soared instantly in fright, and I almost ran away.

"No... No need, I have to go home and take care of my dad."

I refused to look back for a long time, Li Qiao ordered in a cold voice, "Turn around."

I almost cried: "It's not possible."

"Why not? Turn around as soon as you tell me." It seemed that the master in the pool was splashing water on me, and my back was wet.

"Grandfather..." Feeling guilty, I called out to him as if begging for forgiveness, my voice sounded cowardly and hoarse, "Master, the flag has been raised..."