Drunk Death Dangtu [Original Version]

We carry the mission of moving forward like wheels, with a penis upright and a heart restless.

[-]. Soldiers use fraud to establish themselves, you are talking nonsense

"Where is the difference between humans and animals? In fact, there is no difference between them. They are all hungry and thirsty. You die and you die—eh? Would you like a cigarette?"

Early March, smoggy days, tarmac.

The temperature was suddenly lower than the previous days. There was an extra drizzle this day, and there was an extra headwind. The whole city looked gray and confused.The man in the passenger seat is a restless passenger. He looks less than 40 years old, dressed like a commoner, and he is familiar with him. After getting in the car, he would lean his head over to chat with me from time to time.At this moment, he handed over a pack of Yuxi, and I smoked one from the opened cigarette case, and said, thank you.

"Those who studied fine arts were fucked to death in design companies, and those who studied acting ended up sitting on the stage. After decades of reform and opening up, few real artists have been produced. Why? Because this society is too developed, but people are still the same. People who are constantly hungry will feel uncomfortable if they don’t eat a meal, and the hero will be short of breath if they don’t eat for three days..."

"It's okay to be short of breath, the words can't be short." With the cigarette in his mouth, he lit it with his own lighter.

Usually, I don't pick up raw materials and don't push hard when carrying passengers. You love to speak out and speak yellow accents, but today I don't have much intention to show it.The route was longer than I expected, and I thought to myself that I shouldn’t be taking him to the airport across the city. The fare is only [-] yuan. Not at all.

The car is a second-hand car found in the auto market. It is a white Chevrolet Epica. It has run more than 7 kilometers, but it is still well maintained.For it, I shed a few layers of lip service, and finally won it for less than [-] yuan, which almost made the original owner's mouth crooked.

I got my driver's license early, and I was able to get a driving school teacher with a few packs of Zhonghua, but it was three months ago that I decided to buy a car.

In fact, I drive an illegal car, and I don’t run too often. When I’m lucky, I can earn four to five thousand dollars a month.

The destination is Shidong International Airport, the Chevrolet stopped at the red light, and after two streets, it was time to arrive.

"For example, you, you know that driving an illegal car is against the law, why do you still do it?"

I exhaled a puff of smoke and answered him casually: "Isn't that what you just said, I want to eat."

"If you look at it, you have never read a book. Young people still need to read more books. One more certificate is one more stepping stone, one more diploma is one more way to make a living..."

"I think so too, I have suffered from being uneducated since I was a child - I am your mother!"

A red Chery suddenly jumped up from behind and turned suddenly. If I hadn't reacted quickly, his car's rear would have smashed my car's front.

Turning the steering wheel again and returning to the road, I rolled down the car window, stuck my head into the rain, and yelled at the car like a cannonball: "What are you doing?! No one cares about your son's education if you hit him to death. No matter, no one is supporting your old lady, she has to go to your grave, and if you get half paralyzed, you have to shit outside when you get an erection, and your wife has to knock on the door of my house with wet crotch!"

The person on the Chery probably didn't want to suffer, so he immediately rolled down the window and cursed back: "You mother is an idiot!"

"Oh, by the way, 'stupid' refers to your mother." Nifeng Xiangbaili, swearing at people was even more difficult, and the other party completely set me on fire this time, "Your mother's clam and old meat floss, good or bad, regardless of where you come from." I don't care, I just bit the toothpick stick of the old Wang next door, but I didn't pinch you to death when I gave birth to you, a beast—oh, your mother is a 'stupid'! Big fool!"

The Chery stopped making any noise. I threw out the cigarette butt in my hand and took control of the steering wheel again.

"You look like a dog... your mouth is too dirty." The man beside him showed a surprised expression, as if he was frightened by me.

"Dirty mouth, clean heart. Besides, isn't this a good medicine that tastes bitter. The main thing is to educate him, life and death are at stake." Smile, I have no other advantages, I'm just born with a cheap mouth, and it's quite enjoyable .

"Yo! Isn't this Gu Yao? Your idol?" He got up from his seat and reached out to grab the windshield ornament.

Everyone else hangs evil spirit wood and peace charms in front of the car, but I hang a rather delicate photo frame.There is a group photo in the photo frame, a photo of me and the big star Gu Yao.

The two men looked very close, their cheeks were pressed against each other, and their lips were red and their teeth were smiling.

"It's not an idol, it's an acquaintance." As if afraid that the person would take my photo, I freed a hand from the steering wheel to stabilize the shaky photo frame, and said half-truthfully, "He also invited me to film a scene. Well, it's just the "Long Song of Ming Dynasty", just the little boy Chong Changyue who stabbed the prince to death in the end, but I thought the script was boring, so I didn't take it."

"The Long Song of Ming Dynasty" was a movie released two years ago. Chang Yue was played by a newcomer who graduated from a dance school. With such an inconspicuous little role, she became an instant hit.

The man let out a "chi" laugh, expressing his disbelief.

"Don't believe me? I still have his agent's number in my phone, and it was entered into it by Gu Yao himself."

"Yo hey, with your own hands, you're so fucking good at teasing!" He leaned closer to look at the photo again, exhaled a bad breath, and smiled with his teeth yellowed by the smoke, "I can at most One thing can be seen from this photo - you are very photogenic, not inferior to a big star."

Frustrated by the man's reaction, I shut up and focused on driving.

The sound of the rain was loud on the street, the rain continued unabated, and there were few people and cars as far as the eye could see.Only some girls, young and fresh like the newly sprouted branches in early spring, all dressed in a self-printed pink T-shirt, holding flowers, holding banners, jogging all the way, crackling and stepping String of splashes.

There was a picture of a man printed on their chests, I didn't see it clearly, but I saw an English expression of love printed on their backs, and the name of the one who expressed their love was Lee.

It seems that they are all fans, which big star is here to pick up the plane?

After another red light, we finally arrived at the airport.

The man got out of the car without paying, and I had to go down with him.He dug into his breast pocket, took out something that looked like a document, stretched his arms, and let the thing dangle in front of my eyes——

From a glimpse, the whole picture can be seen, and the certificate shows that he is a member of the Municipal Transportation Bureau.

"Take out your driver's license!" The man's eyes widened, and his face changed completely.

No matter how courageous you are, you have to be bluffed. I didn't dare to breathe, so I obediently took out my driver's license and handed it in.Recently, the crackdown has been severe, and most black car drivers are afraid to pick up newborns easily, for fear that they will be called for such a "private visit by micro-service", and they will not be able to escape from public security detention, and they will have to pay tens of thousands of fines.

"Your name is... Yuan Luobing?"

Opening the driver's book, the man read my name word by word. Seeing me nodding, he took the book and patted my face again, teaching me like I teach my son, "Read more while you are young." Book, what is wrong with doing it, it’s not doing something illegal.”

"Brother, brother! Please forgive me..." I reacted extremely quickly, and at the same time I knelt down on my knees, making a crisp sound.

"It's too difficult at home. If it wasn't difficult, I wouldn't be able to break the law! My mother died early, and my father was seriously ill. I had to take an injection every two days, and the injection cost hundreds of dollars..." Squeezing my eyes, I successfully squeezed out a few tears. The more I cried, the more I got into the scene, I hugged his leg, "Brother, brother, I really can't go in... My dad can't carry his shoulders or lift his hands, leaving I can't live a day..."

"Okay, don't touch me! There are troublemakers in poor mountains and rivers, and you are the worst way to meet people like you." The man seemed to bypass me, threw a 50 yuan ticket on the ground in front of me, and said, in the future You need to be more discerning, I have never given more than [-] people in a car like yours.

I suddenly became a little suspicious. This person was talking to me all the way, and he was trying to piss me off. At this moment, he showed half-truths and half-fakes, just to save 100 yuan in the fare.

His eight generations of ancestors would not give me 100 yuan.

I lowered my head to pick up the crumpled RMB, and a young face with long brows and slender eyes was reflected in the muddy water - I looked at him for a while, and felt the anger, resentment and bitterness hidden in these brows for many years. It's about to come out.However, this strange emotion failed to erupt, so he smacked it himself, brushed off his tired face, and brought back his usual hippie smile.

I raised my head and shouted loudly at the man, "Thank you, brother!"

The man finally showed a smile of "you're sensible", and before he left, he didn't forget to tell me that the big star Gu Yao is still looking for you to film?I don't believe a word of your bullshit!

The rain intensified without warning, hitting the ground with crackling noises, like gongs beeping and crows flying.I got up from the ground, clutched the 50 yuan in my hand, and went back to the car drenched.

Through the wet hair hanging in front of his eyes, he looked at the group photo without blinking.

I've told countless farts in my life, but today I really haven't.

I knew Gu Yao more than just once.