horror game record

"Aww! The obsessive-compulsive disorder series ↑ is new again! The up master really stepped on the spot and got 120 likes!"

"The cooperation between Dragon God and Xiao Nao is full of sincerity (fu) satisfaction as always! Don't carelessly moles (jiao) your little shou!"

"Bad review in scarlet letter! Such a noise of 'writing cute and reading as idiot' belongs to the boss of Niu Factory!"

"Beat the mud! Dismantle the cp, believe it or not, I will fight you hard!"

"Hey hey hey hey" His eyes were fixed on the bullet screens that were rapidly swiping across the computer screen. Given held his face in both hands, showing a satisfied smile like an idiot.

The largest barrage (tong·xing·jiao·you) website "Gulu Gulu GuluGulu" in China, which is referred to as Station G and is also jokingly called gay station (it's not that), his new game commentary video was uploaded in less than an hour. Shouted by many passionate and nosebleed fans, it reached the top five positions on the homepage of the division.

All kinds of videos on station G emerge in endlessly, animation, film, and entertainment have been around for a long time, and in recent years, the commentary videos of games have become popular.

In order to show off skills in order to despise the IQ of all living beings, in order to meet the needs of audiences who want to play horror games but dare not play/computer scum/technical waste/hand disabled party, etc., game commentary videos emerged as the times require.

On the interface opened by the computer, bullet screens of various bright colors flew across the screen like a hail of bullets, so fast that it was difficult to distinguish what each wrote, and sometimes the bullet screens even covered the entire video screen. Only the narrator's clear, bright, and fresh voice penetrates the eerie BGM, from beginning to end, throughout the entire game.

---Clear and healthy Qi, to put it plainly, is full of Shou ↑ Qi, you know ╮(╯▽╰)╭ and the up master who has this voice that fans jokingly call "Standard Healthy Shou Sheng", It is Givenchy whose ID is "Yoyo Chick Nao".

However, it was not only because of his voice that he was able to stand out from the crowd of game commentators in just one year.

The max ventriloquism that can explain the rotten horror game into a comedy blockbuster, the realistic performance of panting and screaming like entering a horror environment, the scum technique of not being dead...

The most important thing is his special and unique way of "fitting" with the great god.

...Wait, something seems wrong?

The back of the hand that covered the professional gaming mouse was very fair, and he tapped the left button a few times casually with his fingers, deleting several discordant barrages that were arguing about who the CP of the up master was, and then tapped down with ten fingers dexterously. A line of red text, click to send: "Everyone loves to watch the video, please shut down the little black room (*￣︿￣)"

The red letter slowly floated across the middle of the screen, and the viewers watching the video at the same time noticed the barrage posted by the up master, and the barrage after that was finally much more harmonious.

"Every time I hear that Xiao Nao doesn't take the usual path, instead of calling Dragon the Dragon God or the Dragon, and instead calling it the God of D, it feels like a husband and wife call each other sweetly-,-"

"Raise the torch!"

"Burn it!"

"Hey, you guys!"

Given muttered and rubbed his face, there are many rotten women on station G, and several well-known up masters who are matched by La Lang are used to it.And he is the best among them, who has a good relationship with several up masters. Every day, fans post barrage to argue who he belongs to.But in general, most fans still support the "official match"—

Givenchy was assigned by Lalang as the official partner, Dragon, who is known as the number one god of stand-alone games at Station G.

This is a very powerful player.The game video posted on the G station does not make any commentary during the whole process, it is a pure strategy video.Every month, there are at least 2p new games that he is the fastest to pass and the first to play the hidden ending. His super game awareness and superb positioning skills have made Dragon famous, and there are countless people who want to hook up.

It’s just that everyone who often hangs around G station knows that Dragon is low-key and silent. Apart from releasing regular videos every month, he doesn’t reply to private messages, post barrage, or open Weibo.It is said that no matter how skillful he is in his operations, it will be difficult to hook him up.

This caused countless worshipers to return home without a feather, and thus made more people more curious about this mysterious great god.

Naturally, Given also admires this technical master, but he is self-aware, and he can't get into the eyes of the gods, so he just pays attention to the other party silently, except when the other party releases videos, he grabs the gun sofa and sends a few words of worship. Outside the bullet screen of love, he has never taken the initiative to hook up in private.On the other hand, he concentrates on making his own videos—he has poor game awareness and handicap, but with his enthusiasm and making fun of him, he still slowly has his own audience.

... Unexpectedly, one day I received a private message from the Great God.

"Your explanation is very interesting, and it can make horror games more fun. However, the awareness and operation are too poor, and the audience will lose patience if you get stuck for too long. Have you ever thought about collaborating with others to record videos?"

Looking at the private message blankly, Givenchy's first thought was, hey, has the master's account been hacked?

At that time, he was in the predicament that the master said. Due to poor operation, he always wasted a lot of time to barely pass the level, so that the number of his regular fans grew slowly.He was very distressed and considered finding someone to cooperate, but he hadn't had time to implement it.For an otaku, the skill of hooking up is bad.

Unexpectedly, when I fell asleep and met the pillow, the master handed over a confession of love at this time, no, it was a private letter of cooperation.

After waking up from the skeptical emotions, and confirming that the other party is not hacking, and today is not April Fool's Day, Given excitedly hugged the computer screen and kissed several times, and immediately added the q number given by the great god tremblingly.Originally thought that the great god was very cold and difficult to get in touch with, Given was prepared to be despised by the great god to death, but he didn't expect that although the other party didn't talk much, he was very easy-going.The two hit it off and started working together.

Dashen is responsible for clearing the whole process of the game, and then sends the recorded video to him for commentary, and finally he will post-production and release it.

The first video of their cooperation "Looking for the Lost..." series of horror games, immediately caused a commotion on Station G as soon as it was released, and countless fans flocked here, curious to see if they could "take" the "Flower of Gaoling" "Where is the up master of the gods?"

After watching the 1p video, I immediately fell to my knees under the effect of the "1+1>2" cooperation between the two, and I became fans unknowingly.

And this first collaboration video is also ranked in the top ten of the annual rankings.

As a result, the up master who was full of anger + played with the iceberg master + watched the up master get slapped in the face by the master (hey!), which made this kind of game video, which was quite novel at the time, immediately become popular.

"Okay, we've entered the little black room now, and the master up counted. According to the urine nature of the game, there is usually a chase battle in this kind of place-yes, it happened! Everyone saw that the waving tentacles Is it a monster with teeth and claws? It’s so disgusting. It always makes people think of something lewd... Ahem, the pure up master doesn’t know anything! If you want to be crooked, face the wall for 3 minutes! Alright, now the chase begins , but it’s okay, even if it’s a twisted maze, I believe our high-player D God can get rid of the boss in minutes! You are not fighting alone! By the way, let me tell you one thing, every time you reach the final chase Fighting is the time for me to drink water to catch my breath, then we will wait for God D to run first, and I will drink my saliva first-poof! Wait! God D, are you playing with me!! You died on purpose!!"

The clear voice from the speaker was full of disbelief, and everyone who watched the video was laughing like crazy, "The master of up has been slapped in the face again, happy to hear 23333!"

"What I look forward to most every time is the commentary (wrong) of the up master's bull's head and horse's mouth!"

"Dragon God is molesting your little shou again!"

"Show love and burn to death!"

"Firewood!"

The barrage of bullets poured out across the screen, and Givenchy covered his face.

He has never watched any game guides, and every time he receives a video from God D, he starts to record the commentary.The advantage is that the improvisational complaints are very funny, and the disadvantage is... because I haven't watched the game, I was slapped in the face by God D in various ways.

He just said in awe, "It's a small case for the master", and the master immediately showed him bloody death; he said that the nine-square grid is very simple, and he saw the picture of the master cutting out to find a strategy; he said that the master Be sure to choose this branch to get the HE ending, and the master directly chose the option leading to BE.

In short, the face was slapped and slapped, and Given was puzzled. God D seemed to know in advance where he would complain, and deliberately played cards out of common sense to disrupt his words.

In this regard, the great god's explanation is "the computer is stuck"

“It’s hard to calculate without a pen and paper”

"The phone rang to pick it up, but accidentally pressed the wrong option"

...Great master of high play, are you worthy of the word high play!Dedicated, dear!

However, seeing the rising popularity, Given hesitated again and again, and knelt down to the great god.

"You can play whatever you want (I) can play QAQ"

Given the lingering fear, he touched his face. Originally, he only wanted to share the video with more fans. If more people like horror games, he would also feel very happy. Even being slapped in the face doesn't hurt so much TAT (no wonder) .

At this moment, the game video commentator's cheerful laughter came from the sound system, "Okay, this time, Xiao Nao also completed the final episode of "Devil Game" on time as agreed (I didn't tell you that you were beaten by God D) It’s been a long time since I finished QAQ). What do you want to play in the next game, please leave me a message, and I will refer to it with God D.”

Concluding remarks as always, but this time I added an extra sentence, "Ah, I suddenly remembered something. This Saturday, well, it's actually the day you saw this video. I made an appointment with God D to meet~ Ji~ Hahaha, I can finally meet the god of games, the real D God, don’t envy me too much (づ￣3￣)づ”

The words pretending to be calm are actually full of showing off and embarrassment, as if a huge thunder exploded and ignited the entire screen. Before everyone recovered, a line of blue-gray small characters immediately followed. across the screen --

"Yes, I'm looking forward to it."

The blue-gray font is low-key and unobtrusive, and it is easy to be ignored, but everyone has noticed this sentence-this is Dragon's usual font.

Thinking about how the cold and arrogant master would agree to meet with Ren Ji, and now he is still waiting in front of the computer, waiting for the last sentence of Xiao Nao's video commentary before sending out a barrage of echoes.

Everyone was crazy, and the colorful bullet screens were overwhelming, so that the original game screen was completely covered up.

"I wipe, I wipe, I wipe! Xiao Nao, put down that male god and let me do it!"

"Is the official spouse in my heart finally going to be together! I will die in peace!"

"I don't rest in peace, even if Xiao Nao has sex with the Dragon God, he must post a photo of my male god!"

Given was also stunned, the release time of this bullet was announced in the last video, God D actually stood in front of the computer and waited for him to finish talking about face base! ?

"Damn it...it's so sweet! " Unable to hold back his excitement, Given rolled around on the bed, his whole body showing a strange excitement.Thinking about the face-to-face with the great god he admires soon, he feels as if he has taken medicine, cute~ cute~ Da!

After finally venting his emotions, he looked at the time, and immediately got up to pack his things, threw the backpack containing a few newly released game disks to his shoulder, and was about to leave the dormitory, but he inadvertently touched the sticker on the wall from the corner of his eye. A poster of the poster, a slight pause in the footsteps.

It was an old poster, the corners of which were curled up and turned yellow due to the volatilization of glue. On the poster was a silhouette of a tall and thin boy in a black T-shirt, holding the peaked cap with one hand and pressing it down to cover it. Most of the appearance was lost, only the high bridge of the nose, a sharp curve of the jaw, and a slight smile on the corners of the lips could be seen.

In one hand, he held a golden trophy with a few words clearly printed on it--

"MTW China Champion"

The full name of MTW is "Miracle", and it is a competitive game that is very popular all over the world.The young man on the poster is a professional player. He led the top domestic team "Xing Zhou" all the way through, and finally won the championship of China that year and qualified for the World Cup.

Because he operates the Dragon Clan, his ID is Dragon, and he has top-notch game technology, he is honored as "Dragon God" by fans.

The person on the poster who looks a few years older than Givenchy is also his idol.Given adored him for many years.

Because of this selfishness, Given has the same name as the ID, Given has always called the oil god "D God" instead of "Dragon God"-this title belongs to only one person in his heart.

Wiping his face to get rid of his melancholy emotions, Given faced the poster and said to himself, "This poster has been posted for so many years, so it's time to throw it away."

Obviously the other party has retired long ago and there is no news, and I have been reluctant to part with him for so many years, it is time to let go.

"boom"

The door closed, and the messy house belonging to the single otaku returned to silence.Given's pale face was bathed in the sun due to the long-term house, he glanced at the name of the engine oil god in the first column of contacts on the mobile phone, couldn't help snickering a few times, hummed a little song in a good mood, with a full heart Looking forward to embarking on a face-to-face tour.

"God, here I come (づ￣3￣)づ"

But this time, he couldn't come back.