Painted skin

Although someone disturbed her dream, so that she could no longer sleep in, it didn't affect Pi Qinghua's good mood today.After taking a refreshing shower, Pi Qinghua cooked a delicious breakfast for a rare occasion, then kicked Dahei, who was circling around him and wanted to eat meat buns in advance, to let Lang Zhi wake.

In this way, an ordinary and beautiful day begins.

The little wolf cub is already seven years old this year. If he were an ordinary child, he would have already entered the first grade of elementary school.But because Pi Qinghua cannot be discovered by the Pi family, otherwise it is very likely that she will rush to the street early.So Pi Qinghua couldn't find a normal job that required real identity registration, and Lang Zhi didn't have an ID card and household registration book. Various problems made Pi Qinghua keep Lang Zhi at home instead of letting him Go to primary school.

Regarding this point, the little wolf cub said that this is not a problem at all.He didn't want to go to elementary school at all, to face those young children who looked naive and stupid than him.At the same time, Pi Qinghua also felt that Lang Zhi was really not suitable for ordinary children to go to elementary school, just like his face that always did not show a smile, and his eyes with fierce eyes from time to time, put it in ordinary children, so that It is definitely a rhythm that makes me cry every day.

In addition, Xiao Langzhi didn't trust others very much, so Pi Qinghua decided to teach him various learning contents at home, including basic knowledge, martial arts knowledge and practice, and cooking skills.The former Pida male god said that the reason why a person can become a male god is to be able to do well in all aspects, and the little wolf cub is sure that he will be a male god in the future, so he must not lose face of the male god.Therefore, Lang Zhi felt all kinds of pain and happiness in his studies.

But now, after having a house, Pi Qinghua has decided not to teach Lang Zhi personally, anyway, he has worked hard for three years.This kid has all the values ​​he should have, his outlook on life, his outlook on hard work, and his outlook on filial piety to his second father.Now there is a computer with a very good configuration in the house, Pi Erpai is particularly irresponsible and throws his little boy to the all-round teacher of the computer.

After downloading several elementary school children's educational software from the Internet, a set of martial arts technique videos that require credits to download, and a set of cooking videos from a certain master's collection, Pi Dae let go of them.He told Xiao Langzi, who looked like a sad concubine: "Don't look at me like that, you have to study the content of one class a day every day, and I will check and answer questions at night, so you should be happy that I won't look at you every day We have chopped vegetables."

The little male god Lang said that he was in a bad mood, and if he faced those cold computer videos, it would be better to be ridiculed or slapped on the forehead by his second father from time to time.

However, no matter how displeased the little wolf expressed, he was already powerless.So every day, I can only grit my teeth and stare at the video on the computer, wishing to punch the monitor through.

Many years later, President Lang Da, who has become a male god, looks back on this period of time and feels very lucky for himself. How lucky he is and how much willpower he has, he did not go on the road under this kind of education of sheep herding. What about the point of no return for all kinds of house rot?

Thank God.

After finishing his own baby, Pi Qinghua drew the four and a half catties of magnolia bark that could be drawn today in the living room. After putting the magnolia bark in a wooden box, he began to sit I was in a daze on the sofa.

After sitting like this for more than an hour, until Lang Zhi couldn't bear it anymore and came to see him from the study, Pi Qinghua made a decision with a dark face.

"I'm going to a chicken farm to apply for a chicken slaughter."

The little wolf cub didn't react for a while. "ah?"

"In this way, we can get the blood of a hundred or even a thousand chickens." Pi Erpai said that this cliff is not a joke.

The corners of Xiao Langzi's and Da Hei's mouths twitched together, and Da Hei directly covered its head with its paws, while Xiao Lang Zi thought about it for a while and finally decided to tell the truth: "Second Dad, it's actually not difficult to get a hundred chickens. Just go to the chicken farm and buy a hundred of them."

Pi Qinghua was stunned for a moment when she heard the words, and suddenly felt that she must have lost the image of a male god just now, and became angry from embarrassment: "Then there will be [-] million chickens in the future? Are you going to buy them too? People will think we are crazy!"

Lang Zhi thought for a while: "If there are [-] chickens, can we go to different chicken farms every five days to buy [-] chickens? If there are [-] chickens, we can also buy them separately, or, in the future, we can open a chicken farm ourselves? "

Pi Qinghua was compared to the baby picked up by her family.Still in terms of IQ.He twitched his lips and looked at Xiao Langzhi, who had a natural expression on his face, and finally said expressionlessly: "Go and study quickly, and you have to check at night."

The little male god Lang felt that the last words must be his second father changing the subject in anger.However, even so, he still likes his second father very much.

In fact, Pi Qinghua finally realized that she was complicating a simple problem.There is actually no difference between a hundred chickens and ten thousand chickens. Things that can be solved with money are actually not a problem.The real difficulty of the Youhua magic pen should be the fourth stage of the Dahua stage. The upgrade item needed is the "blood of the wood spirit" that has never been heard of.So, in comparison, the [-] million chicken blood is really easy.

And what is especially easy is the upgrade of the first stage of painting, which only needs the chicken blood of a hundred chickens!

Pi Qinghua decided to go to the chicken farm to buy chickens soon.Then kill them for blood, and finally sell the chicken at a low price.It should be pretty fast when I think about it.

And when Pi Dae said that he was going to the chicken farm, both Xiao Langzi and Da Hei expressed their strong willingness to follow.But Pi Qinghua firmly rejected it.Er Dad felt that although his buns were a little colder, crueler, and darker now, they were still cute in essence.He absolutely can't let his baby become some kind of cold-blooded devil iceberg in the future, otherwise he won't be able to get a wife!

So in the end it was Pi Qinghua who drove away on the electric three-wheeler.

In the villa complex, he drives a second-hand electric three-wheeled vehicle instead of a high-end car, and the neighbors around him don't have any gossip.Of course, the main reason is that the neighbors have already highly believed that the two people and the dog who just moved in must have been possessed by ghosts, so no matter what strange things they do, it is not surprising!Even if he brings back a hundred live chickens to kill and play at home.

And when Pi Qinghua left with the electric three-wheeler, within 3 minutes, a high-end modified Hummer with an ordinary jeep secretly followed.

President Lang Da, who followed him, said that he was really not idle, but suspected that Pi Qinghua was possessed by a ghost, so he wanted to do some strange things. He was thinking about the peace of mankind and the safety of that little boy himself. Just reluctantly follow up to find out!

Lang Yixing: I really have too much integrity.

Lang Yixing's tracking ability can be said to be one of the best, so until Pi Qinghua arrived at the gate of Fenghuang Chicken Farm, he didn't realize that there was a Hummer pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger behind him.Pi Qinghua went down and told the guard that he wanted to buy a hundred chickens at a high price, and the guard let them go happily.

Then President Lang Da's Hummer followed and was stopped by the guard.

"Hey! What are you doing? This place is not where you came from! Hurry up, hurry up!"

Lang Yixing expressed his dissatisfaction, why was the boy stopped while he was allowed to do so?President Lang Da immediately said: "I'm here to buy the chicken, and I'll buy it at a high price."

Unexpectedly, the doorman ignored him at all. "I've seen a lot of people like you. Either rich people come here to find fault. Or reporters come here to make unannounced visits! Or they come to sneak inspections from above!! Humph, you can't fool me, and you will never be allowed in. Hurry up and go!!"

President Lang's face darkened in an instant. He found that as long as he followed that little boy, his prestige would be challenged several times a day.

"Say it again?" Lang Yixing's voice was flat this time, with a hint of coldness.And the wolf-like gaze directly caused the security guard to take a few steps back. At this moment, the security guard suddenly realized, how could the big man in front of him be such a terrifying person? !Why didn't he find out just now? !Look at that ferocious face, those murderous eyes!He is simply a living Hades! !

"I, I, I..."

"What are you?" Lang Yixing sneered, if the corners of his mouth curled into a smile.

"I, I, I said the wrong thing just now! Since you are here to buy chicken, please come in! The chicken here is absolutely big, round, tender, and tender. Buy it once to ensure that you want to buy it again!!"

Only then did President Lang turned around in satisfaction, and then swaggered into the Phoenix Chicken Farm in his modified Hummer.Then he was thinking, could it be that the little boy was really possessed by a ghost?Why do you come to the chicken farm when you have nothing to do?buy chicken? !

Then Lang Yixing sat in the car and saw Pi Qinghua who was picking chicken seriously.

President Lang Da: "..." Where is the black dog?He took the blood and splashed it to exorcise evil spirits.

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

When Pi Da male god was sitting on the sofa thinking about how to make chicken blood, the house of CEO Lang Da next door.

Bai Jian: "Wretched."

Glasses: "Not obscene, but very obscene."

Lang Yixing was secretly looking at the next door with a high-powered telescope!And just watched it for an hour!

after an hour.

Lang Yixing took the car keys and left. Before leaving, he sighed: I am so noble!

The two who were also secretly observing their boss rolled their eyes.

Boss, your integrity is almost gone.Go and take your medicine!