Zhou Shao of Rebirth
Chapter 212 Fanwai Ningshan Diary
Zhou Heng originally wanted to abduct the little tiger to go on the road with them, so as to add some fun to the boring journey, but the tigress found it not long after, and when it appeared, except for Lei He and his wife, the rest of the young masters The collective rushed to the tree.
The tigress probably still remembered the painful experience of being beaten. When it saw Lei He, it roared angrily a few times, then slapped the son who was eating inside and out with one paw, and growled at it a few times, exuding a warning tone. mean.
When the two tigers, one big and one small, walked away, Zhou Heng shouted to the man in the tree: "Is it okay, you guys, are you talking about being with the wild beasts?"
Lin Wanfeng was the first to jump down, and awkwardly removed the leaves above his head, "Haha...that, we are just a subconscious reaction, a conditioned reflex, there is nothing we can do about it, it's all because the memory of the field training back then is too deep."
"Then what's the matter now? The group photo is gone, what can I take back to show off?" Zhou Heng patted him on the shoulder maliciously and said, "How about I find you another mighty one? Guaranteed to be no worse than a tiger!"
Everyone nodded frequently, all because the way the tiger appeared was so fierce that they didn't have time to do mental training. Looking at Mr. Zhou, he was so calm.
The corner of Zhou Heng's mouth twitched, he pulled Lei He to the front of the team, and walked towards a deep valley in the mountain.
Ningshan is very big, even if he and Lei He have been here a few times, they can't go to every place, so every time they come in, they will always see some "surprises", and they don't know if the surprise from last time is still there.
When approaching the bottom of the valley, Zhou Heng slowed down, looked at the surrounding environment and carefully recalled where he encountered that thing last time.
"Isn't Master Zhou here yet? Why is this valley so gloomy?"
"Nonsense, didn't you see that it's cloudy today? The surrounding trees are tall and gloomy, isn't it normal?"
"Wait... did you hear any strange sounds?" Someone suddenly grabbed Zhou Heng's arm, which startled him too.
"What sound? No..." Zhou Heng dug his ears, paused, and quietly moved a few steps to Lei He's side.
The rustling sound became louder and louder, like the sound of some kind of heavy object being dragged on the grass. Everyone looked at the direction of the sound vigilantly, and almost stopped breathing.
After waiting for a few minutes, I didn't see any large beasts coming out except that the grass swayed a few times, so I calmed down a little.
Lin Wanfeng joked: "This is much more interesting than going to the zoo. Mr. Zhou can develop this into a wild zoo in the future, and sell one ticket for each person who comes in."
"Okay, let's start with you guys. I am the guide myself, so the fee can't be lower than five figures, right?"
"Of course, plus Lei Ge's craftsmanship, we are willing to pay ten times more! ... But then again, what did you bring us here to see? There is nothing but trees and grass."
Lin Wanfeng was about to tease him a few words, when he saw everyone's eyes widen instantly, looking terrified, and he even saw Fa Xiao's legs trembling.
"What's the matter? Don't you want to shush, you can solve it on the spot, anyway, they are all men."
"No...not...I..." Fa Xiao swallowed, stuttering, not knowing how to describe this scene.
Zhou Heng held up the camera and snapped a photo with a "click", then stuffed the camera into Lei He's arms, and was the first to turn around and run away, "What are you still doing, run!"
"Ah..." Suddenly, there was a high-pitched howl in the valley, and Lin Wanfeng subconsciously looked behind him, and he was in Sparta...
"Fuck...fuck...Oh my god, what is this...you wait for me..." Who will tell him when such a thick boa constrictor appeared?
Everyone ran away like their butts were on fire, only Lei He held up his camera and took several photos of the rare boa constrictor, and even whistled to greet him.
Of course, Lei He was not able to communicate with every kind of animal. The other party stared at him with triangular eyes for a while, then twisted his tail, and got into the grass beside him, not wanting to talk to him at all.
The python probably heard the voice of the intruder, so it wanted to declare the ownership of the site, but before it could make a move, the intruders all ran away, so it found a place to coil its body into a lump, lazily moving up.
Lei He took the camera and turned around to catch up with the group of cowards. Seeing them lying on the ground panting, he asked with a smile, "Why are you running? I won't eat you."
Everyone wiped off their cold sweat and thought: This is hard to say. Judging from the diameter of the snake just now, it might not be a problem to swallow a person.
They definitely don't want to be the prey of some kind of cold-blooded animal.
"Zhou... Mr. Zhou, is this what you want us to see?..." Lin Wanfeng tried his best to forget the horrifying scene when he turned back just now, and said with a mournful face, "It's so frighteningly scary."
Compared to the fluffy and naive little tiger, compared to the smooth fur and mighty big tiger, this huge boa constrictor is really unattractive, the blood all over his body is almost frozen, okay?
Zhou Heng threw himself into Lei He's arms to catch his breath, and said with a smile, "Is it mighty enough? You are considered lucky. Do you know what it was like when I saw it last time?"
"What scene?" Everyone sat up, their eyes bursting with curiosity.
Zhou Heng recalled it for a while, his body couldn't help shaking, and he said with a laugh: "It's nothing, I just accidentally stepped on it, and by the way, I came for a free snake ride."
"Really?" Is it really so amazing?
"Fake!" Zhou Heng gave them a blank look. Anyone who was suddenly hit on the head by a boa constrictor hanging from a tree would not want to tell the truth, not to mention that he was still close to those big triangular eyes They stared at each other for more than ten seconds, and they were so frightened that they couldn't move.
He will never confess this gray history!
The sense of fear gradually calmed down, and everyone gradually felt excited. It is quite mysterious to be able to experience this feeling occasionally when you are usually domineering in the city.
Seeing that they couldn't pry Zhou Heng's mouth open, everyone gave up. Anyway, thinking about the past experience, it would definitely not be better than this time, otherwise how could they drag them into the water?
After resting for more than ten minutes, everyone patted their buttocks and prepared to leave, but found a few small problems.
"Where's my backpack? It's the last few packets of biscuits we have left."
"My tent bag is missing too..."
"..." Everyone looked at each other, and finally asked weakly: "Do you want to go back and look for it?"
"Don't... who knows if that big snake is nearby, what if it happens to be hungry again?"
"Then I don't want it? Where do I sleep at night?" The one who lost the tent looked at Lei He pitifully, with a feeling of hesitation in his eyes.
Lei He shrugged, threw the backpack on his shoulders to Zhou Heng, and went back to look for the lost property.
Zhou Heng glared at the perpetrator, and slandered: It seems that Lei He can't be brought out next time, it will become free bodyguards and free servants for this group of young masters.
The man chuckled and complimented flatteringly: "Who makes Brother Lei the most powerful? Even if he really meets that big snake, he will only be hacked by the other party. Maybe he can also kill the people!"
"Get rid of what! Don't you know that all the animals in my mountain are protected? If you dare to think wrongly, I'll kill you!" Zhou Heng knocked on his head and ordered: "Tonight, the work of washing dishes will be returned to you!" You, remember to wash it clean!"
Lei He came back very quickly, with both hands full of things, counting carefully, but there were more than two bags, he glanced at everyone playfully, and threw the bags on the ground, "Recognize it yourself."
The young masters who had lost their bags looked up at the sky, not wanting to go out at all, but each of them had one thing, and it was impossible not to admit it, so they could only claim their lost things back under the mocking eyes of everyone.
Why don't you come to such a shitty place next time!
"Let's go, stay one more night tonight, we can go out before noon tomorrow."
Everyone smiled and cheered in unison.
With hope, everyone felt much lighter. Before night fell, they found a flat place to camp. Now they are very proficient in setting up camp and burying stoves. They can occasionally show off their cooking skills. Two out of ten edible.
"Go take a bath, I don't want to go out smelly tomorrow and be surrounded by people, it will damage my glorious image too much!" Lin Wanfeng took off his shirt, dragged the people around him and ran towards the water.
"Wait for me..." Except for a few young people who were timid and afraid of bears, everyone else jumped into the water one after another. Although it was just a small stream that could only reach the calf, it was better than nothing.
After a while, the men took off their clothes without even leaving a fig leaf, showing off their figures generously.
Lei Heshou was cooking dinner by the fire. Seeing the men getting louder and more lewd, he hurriedly covered Zhou Heng's eyes: "Don't look, be careful of the eye of a needle!"
The corner of Zhou Heng's mouth twitched, and he broke off his palm and asked, "Look why do men have needle eyes?" He didn't know how many times he had it in the past few decades.
"Don't look at it, the body is too poor, it will affect your appetite!" Lei He said, making Zhou Heng and the rest of the young people laugh.
But Zhou Heng really wanted to laugh, but the rest of them smiled wryly, and murmured in their hearts: "Is your body in such a good shape?"
Zhou Heng fell into Lei He's arms and burst into tears with laughter, then coughed dryly twice, and shouted at them: "Hey, white chickens, stop playing with water, my man said that you are too rotten, and you will hinder your weather!"
"..." A group of young people who were having fun froze in place, looked down at their bodies, and retorted unwillingly: "What's wrong? You want muscles, lines, lines, and sizes. You always Jealousy?"
Zhou Heng was noncommittal, "Don't rush at me, it's not what I said, you have the guts to compare with Lei He." I don't envy you to death!
Everyone's eyes fell on Lei He. Even through a layer of fabric, it was not difficult for them to see his good figure. As for other aspects... Just look at Zhou Shao's face full of enthusiasm.
Zhou Heng took the opportunity to take a nude photo for everyone, and planned to keep it as an excuse. If anyone made him angry in the future, he would sell the photo to a magazine. There are all famous people present, so there is no fear of no market.
The person being photographed was not vigilant at all, Lin Wanfeng even posed generously, showing off his beautiful biceps, nodded to Zhou Heng and said, "Young Master Zhou, take a picture, this will definitely Fascinated thousands of young women!"
Zhou Heng wanted to continue taking pictures, but Lei He confiscated the camera, and even blindfolded his eyes again. I don't know how lethal the man used his eyes. Zhou Heng heard the sound of water, and everyone went ashore .
"As for what? Everyone is a man, just like a little daughter-in-law." Lin Wanfeng came over and put on his pants in a murmur, sat by the fire with his upper body naked, poked Zhou Heng and asked, "Is Brother Lei always like this?" ? Do you still have any human rights?"
Zhou Heng gave him a sideways glance, and replied coldly: "If he dares to look at any man's naked body, I will castrate him!"
Lin Wanfeng felt chills all over his body, jumped up and away from this violent and narrow-minded couple, and went to play cards with his friends.
The tigress probably still remembered the painful experience of being beaten. When it saw Lei He, it roared angrily a few times, then slapped the son who was eating inside and out with one paw, and growled at it a few times, exuding a warning tone. mean.
When the two tigers, one big and one small, walked away, Zhou Heng shouted to the man in the tree: "Is it okay, you guys, are you talking about being with the wild beasts?"
Lin Wanfeng was the first to jump down, and awkwardly removed the leaves above his head, "Haha...that, we are just a subconscious reaction, a conditioned reflex, there is nothing we can do about it, it's all because the memory of the field training back then is too deep."
"Then what's the matter now? The group photo is gone, what can I take back to show off?" Zhou Heng patted him on the shoulder maliciously and said, "How about I find you another mighty one? Guaranteed to be no worse than a tiger!"
Everyone nodded frequently, all because the way the tiger appeared was so fierce that they didn't have time to do mental training. Looking at Mr. Zhou, he was so calm.
The corner of Zhou Heng's mouth twitched, he pulled Lei He to the front of the team, and walked towards a deep valley in the mountain.
Ningshan is very big, even if he and Lei He have been here a few times, they can't go to every place, so every time they come in, they will always see some "surprises", and they don't know if the surprise from last time is still there.
When approaching the bottom of the valley, Zhou Heng slowed down, looked at the surrounding environment and carefully recalled where he encountered that thing last time.
"Isn't Master Zhou here yet? Why is this valley so gloomy?"
"Nonsense, didn't you see that it's cloudy today? The surrounding trees are tall and gloomy, isn't it normal?"
"Wait... did you hear any strange sounds?" Someone suddenly grabbed Zhou Heng's arm, which startled him too.
"What sound? No..." Zhou Heng dug his ears, paused, and quietly moved a few steps to Lei He's side.
The rustling sound became louder and louder, like the sound of some kind of heavy object being dragged on the grass. Everyone looked at the direction of the sound vigilantly, and almost stopped breathing.
After waiting for a few minutes, I didn't see any large beasts coming out except that the grass swayed a few times, so I calmed down a little.
Lin Wanfeng joked: "This is much more interesting than going to the zoo. Mr. Zhou can develop this into a wild zoo in the future, and sell one ticket for each person who comes in."
"Okay, let's start with you guys. I am the guide myself, so the fee can't be lower than five figures, right?"
"Of course, plus Lei Ge's craftsmanship, we are willing to pay ten times more! ... But then again, what did you bring us here to see? There is nothing but trees and grass."
Lin Wanfeng was about to tease him a few words, when he saw everyone's eyes widen instantly, looking terrified, and he even saw Fa Xiao's legs trembling.
"What's the matter? Don't you want to shush, you can solve it on the spot, anyway, they are all men."
"No...not...I..." Fa Xiao swallowed, stuttering, not knowing how to describe this scene.
Zhou Heng held up the camera and snapped a photo with a "click", then stuffed the camera into Lei He's arms, and was the first to turn around and run away, "What are you still doing, run!"
"Ah..." Suddenly, there was a high-pitched howl in the valley, and Lin Wanfeng subconsciously looked behind him, and he was in Sparta...
"Fuck...fuck...Oh my god, what is this...you wait for me..." Who will tell him when such a thick boa constrictor appeared?
Everyone ran away like their butts were on fire, only Lei He held up his camera and took several photos of the rare boa constrictor, and even whistled to greet him.
Of course, Lei He was not able to communicate with every kind of animal. The other party stared at him with triangular eyes for a while, then twisted his tail, and got into the grass beside him, not wanting to talk to him at all.
The python probably heard the voice of the intruder, so it wanted to declare the ownership of the site, but before it could make a move, the intruders all ran away, so it found a place to coil its body into a lump, lazily moving up.
Lei He took the camera and turned around to catch up with the group of cowards. Seeing them lying on the ground panting, he asked with a smile, "Why are you running? I won't eat you."
Everyone wiped off their cold sweat and thought: This is hard to say. Judging from the diameter of the snake just now, it might not be a problem to swallow a person.
They definitely don't want to be the prey of some kind of cold-blooded animal.
"Zhou... Mr. Zhou, is this what you want us to see?..." Lin Wanfeng tried his best to forget the horrifying scene when he turned back just now, and said with a mournful face, "It's so frighteningly scary."
Compared to the fluffy and naive little tiger, compared to the smooth fur and mighty big tiger, this huge boa constrictor is really unattractive, the blood all over his body is almost frozen, okay?
Zhou Heng threw himself into Lei He's arms to catch his breath, and said with a smile, "Is it mighty enough? You are considered lucky. Do you know what it was like when I saw it last time?"
"What scene?" Everyone sat up, their eyes bursting with curiosity.
Zhou Heng recalled it for a while, his body couldn't help shaking, and he said with a laugh: "It's nothing, I just accidentally stepped on it, and by the way, I came for a free snake ride."
"Really?" Is it really so amazing?
"Fake!" Zhou Heng gave them a blank look. Anyone who was suddenly hit on the head by a boa constrictor hanging from a tree would not want to tell the truth, not to mention that he was still close to those big triangular eyes They stared at each other for more than ten seconds, and they were so frightened that they couldn't move.
He will never confess this gray history!
The sense of fear gradually calmed down, and everyone gradually felt excited. It is quite mysterious to be able to experience this feeling occasionally when you are usually domineering in the city.
Seeing that they couldn't pry Zhou Heng's mouth open, everyone gave up. Anyway, thinking about the past experience, it would definitely not be better than this time, otherwise how could they drag them into the water?
After resting for more than ten minutes, everyone patted their buttocks and prepared to leave, but found a few small problems.
"Where's my backpack? It's the last few packets of biscuits we have left."
"My tent bag is missing too..."
"..." Everyone looked at each other, and finally asked weakly: "Do you want to go back and look for it?"
"Don't... who knows if that big snake is nearby, what if it happens to be hungry again?"
"Then I don't want it? Where do I sleep at night?" The one who lost the tent looked at Lei He pitifully, with a feeling of hesitation in his eyes.
Lei He shrugged, threw the backpack on his shoulders to Zhou Heng, and went back to look for the lost property.
Zhou Heng glared at the perpetrator, and slandered: It seems that Lei He can't be brought out next time, it will become free bodyguards and free servants for this group of young masters.
The man chuckled and complimented flatteringly: "Who makes Brother Lei the most powerful? Even if he really meets that big snake, he will only be hacked by the other party. Maybe he can also kill the people!"
"Get rid of what! Don't you know that all the animals in my mountain are protected? If you dare to think wrongly, I'll kill you!" Zhou Heng knocked on his head and ordered: "Tonight, the work of washing dishes will be returned to you!" You, remember to wash it clean!"
Lei He came back very quickly, with both hands full of things, counting carefully, but there were more than two bags, he glanced at everyone playfully, and threw the bags on the ground, "Recognize it yourself."
The young masters who had lost their bags looked up at the sky, not wanting to go out at all, but each of them had one thing, and it was impossible not to admit it, so they could only claim their lost things back under the mocking eyes of everyone.
Why don't you come to such a shitty place next time!
"Let's go, stay one more night tonight, we can go out before noon tomorrow."
Everyone smiled and cheered in unison.
With hope, everyone felt much lighter. Before night fell, they found a flat place to camp. Now they are very proficient in setting up camp and burying stoves. They can occasionally show off their cooking skills. Two out of ten edible.
"Go take a bath, I don't want to go out smelly tomorrow and be surrounded by people, it will damage my glorious image too much!" Lin Wanfeng took off his shirt, dragged the people around him and ran towards the water.
"Wait for me..." Except for a few young people who were timid and afraid of bears, everyone else jumped into the water one after another. Although it was just a small stream that could only reach the calf, it was better than nothing.
After a while, the men took off their clothes without even leaving a fig leaf, showing off their figures generously.
Lei Heshou was cooking dinner by the fire. Seeing the men getting louder and more lewd, he hurriedly covered Zhou Heng's eyes: "Don't look, be careful of the eye of a needle!"
The corner of Zhou Heng's mouth twitched, and he broke off his palm and asked, "Look why do men have needle eyes?" He didn't know how many times he had it in the past few decades.
"Don't look at it, the body is too poor, it will affect your appetite!" Lei He said, making Zhou Heng and the rest of the young people laugh.
But Zhou Heng really wanted to laugh, but the rest of them smiled wryly, and murmured in their hearts: "Is your body in such a good shape?"
Zhou Heng fell into Lei He's arms and burst into tears with laughter, then coughed dryly twice, and shouted at them: "Hey, white chickens, stop playing with water, my man said that you are too rotten, and you will hinder your weather!"
"..." A group of young people who were having fun froze in place, looked down at their bodies, and retorted unwillingly: "What's wrong? You want muscles, lines, lines, and sizes. You always Jealousy?"
Zhou Heng was noncommittal, "Don't rush at me, it's not what I said, you have the guts to compare with Lei He." I don't envy you to death!
Everyone's eyes fell on Lei He. Even through a layer of fabric, it was not difficult for them to see his good figure. As for other aspects... Just look at Zhou Shao's face full of enthusiasm.
Zhou Heng took the opportunity to take a nude photo for everyone, and planned to keep it as an excuse. If anyone made him angry in the future, he would sell the photo to a magazine. There are all famous people present, so there is no fear of no market.
The person being photographed was not vigilant at all, Lin Wanfeng even posed generously, showing off his beautiful biceps, nodded to Zhou Heng and said, "Young Master Zhou, take a picture, this will definitely Fascinated thousands of young women!"
Zhou Heng wanted to continue taking pictures, but Lei He confiscated the camera, and even blindfolded his eyes again. I don't know how lethal the man used his eyes. Zhou Heng heard the sound of water, and everyone went ashore .
"As for what? Everyone is a man, just like a little daughter-in-law." Lin Wanfeng came over and put on his pants in a murmur, sat by the fire with his upper body naked, poked Zhou Heng and asked, "Is Brother Lei always like this?" ? Do you still have any human rights?"
Zhou Heng gave him a sideways glance, and replied coldly: "If he dares to look at any man's naked body, I will castrate him!"
Lin Wanfeng felt chills all over his body, jumped up and away from this violent and narrow-minded couple, and went to play cards with his friends.
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