The National Treasure of the Attack on Rebirth

The special soldier brother never thought in his life that one day he would become a humanoid hair comb by relying on his invincible affinity.

After taking a bath in the lake, the fur on the bodies of the chinchilla dumplings was half dry when they landed in the cool breeze. They were yelled at by Fade Chen and lined up in two long queues.

Fade Chen was squatting next to him, like a meal ticket, commanding the scene very arrogantly: "Come one by one, everyone has a share, touch two for one, don't touch if there are too many! Sigh... ...You! Just you! That Fenbai, you pushed forward and pretended I didn't see it? Go behind!"

The special soldier brother stretched out his arms and touched the two hairballs in front of him. The first one touched the head and neck, the palm touched the head, and the fingers turned around the neck again; the second touched the ground.

The two chinchillas in front of him turned into dogs in an instant. When touching their heads, they stuck out their tongues excitedly. The hands touching their belly instantly lay down on their belly, and their two front paws held small fists on their chest. They were also too cute .

The hair under his hands was so soft that it could turn into a puddle of water. The special soldier brother touched it too much, and his heart trembled. He looked at Fade Chen very worriedly: "I shouldn't have cocked orchid fingers, I won't become a mother, right?"

Fade Chen looked up at him: "...don't worry, no, you are just like your father."

Caesar: "How long will it take?"

Fade Chen raised his eyes again, looking at the endless line under the night: "Well, the number is a bit large, it will take half an hour."

"..."

Chen Fei himself didn't expect that this little brother had such an incomparable temperament attribute that he was almost enshrined as a mascot by the chinchillas.It is a good thing that chinchillas like him, which shows that he has a unique affinity, and his hands must also have a special feeling when touching his fur.

Thinking of this, Chen Fei couldn't help looking at that hand, and couldn't help but think of Xu Shiqi's hand. He felt that he still liked the professor's hand more.

The special soldier brother touched the chinchilla with both hands, his mouth was idle, so he talked to Fade Chen, "Don't you touch two?"

Fade Chen shook his head: "I'm not easy to touch." Although he is human now, these chinchillas regard him as a chinchilla that looks different from them by default, and he can't touch these chinchillas unless there is a fight , confirmed status within these chinchilla groups.

The special soldier brother only thought that Fade Chen had two little chinchillas. He was worried that Xiaobai and Caesar would be jealous, so he didn’t touch them. He nodded, expressing his understanding: “I used to have two tiger cats in my family. Jealous."

Fade Chen sneered and said, "What kind of system do you have?"

It took more than half an hour to touch all the chinchillas who came to take a bath, and the fur of the chinchillas was completely dry under the night wind, and each one's fur was fluffy. At first glance, I thought there were countless dumplings of different colors squatting by the lake.

The special soldier brother went to the lake to wash his hands. When he came back from the shower, he saw Fade Chen hugging Little White Caesar. Didn't fit in that group.

The little brother was very curious: "Aren't they playing with the same kind?"

Fade Chen: "It's not that simple."

Xiaobai and Caesar are not chinchillas raised in the group. For these groups, they, including himself, are outsiders. Outsiders may be with the chinchillas, and they can also take a bath and eat together when invited, but if they want to To join, one must establish a status in the group.

The status of chinchillas in the group is established by fighting.

The chinchillas on the earth are so big, it is obviously different. These evolved chinchillas don't know how strong they are, and they are afraid that Little White Caesar can't handle it.

Fade Chen told the special soldier brother about his hesitation. The little brother was taken aback and nodded: "I understand. Then what should we do now? Or what can I do."

Fade Chen sighed, and patted him on the shoulder: "Keep being friendly, but don't just touch every chinchilla who comes to ask for a smooth fur, but also maintain the necessary noble and glamorous attitude, so that chinchillas feel that they want to be touched by you Groping is no easy feat. Well, get them to crave you. Every one wants to throw you down."

Great Caesar: "..."

The special soldier's expression was very exciting, but soon, Fade Chen made another decision to make his expression even more exciting.

Fade Chen decided that in order to break into the group, he personally fought with the leader of the chinchilla group to determine his status!

He handed Little White Caesar to the special soldier brother, and called out to the chinchilla group twice. The Maotuanzi group quickly looked at him, and several chinchillas jumped and ran over.

One of them stood opposite Fade Chen.

Looking at the one-on-one posture, and then looking at the silver-white hairball that can't stand up to Fade Chen's knees...

The special soldier brother looked at the black sky and felt that sometimes life is quite sudden, well, he wanted to laugh a little.

Probably because the distorted expression on the handsome face was too obvious, Fade Chen, who was standing in front of Mao Tuanzi blankly and ready to fight, glanced sideways and glared at him slightly.

Big Caesar quickly restrained his expression and tried his best to watch the battle sternly.

In front of Fade Chen was a velvet silver spot. That silver spot had a round body and big hind paws. It looked like a very strong chinchilla, and it was indeed not weak. It was a certain group of chinchillas among so many leader.

The chinchilla lay on its four paws, its tail raised in the air, and made an attacking posture. Fade Chen squatted down, knelt on the ground, and supported his body with his arms.

The special soldier brother looked at this scene without blinking. He wanted to laugh at first, but the serious atmosphere made him suddenly feel that these evolved chinchillas might not be weak at all even though they looked small.

And at this moment, the velvet and silver-spotted hairy figure flashed in the air, and the speed was so fast that the naked eye could not capture it accurately. Fade Chen stared at the sky, just when Caesar thought he didn't see When clearing his opponent's movements, he quickly stood up from the ground, raised one leg, and kicked into the air.

Then, with a "boom", something was kicked, a certain white fur ball rolled in the air in a circle, and finally was kicked and flew to the middle of the lake, and fell into the water with a "crash".

Fade Chen retracted his feet, let out a breath, and said relaxedly: "I won!" He didn't forget to translate into Totoro, and yelled "Googoo" a few times.

Great Caesar: "..."

The special soldier brother feels that his life has gone to a point of no return since he met Totoro.

! ! ! !Damn it, don't blame him for not being able to vomit dirty words. With such a serious tone and atmosphere just now, he thought it would be so difficult to defeat a chinchilla, but it turned out that he could just kick it into the air?It's so advanced to play fart!

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Chen Fei blinked at Caesar, then lowered his head, and yelled at the chinchillas on the ground. The chinchillas put their heads together, but no chinchillas ran across to him, as if they didn't want to continue the fight.

Fade Chen nodded, indicating that he understood, and walked back to Caesar.

Caesar asked him in a low voice, "Why don't you fight?"

Fade Chen: "I just won the leader of a small ethnic group, and the other leaders should not fight because they don't want to merge several ethnic groups. Fifty to one hundred is just a normal number of ethnic groups."

Caesar: "Then there is no large ethnic group? Like those at the R3 base last time."

Fade Chen: "Yes, there are. Those are other chinchilla groups living in other places. Let's get rid of the chinchillas here first."

Caesar looked puzzled: "??" What to do.

Chen Fei pointed to himself and listened to him.

At this time, the chinchilla that had just been kicked into the water had already swam ashore, shook its fur, and ran back frustrated and slightly angry, but it was useless even if it was not convinced. Fade Chen is a big chinchilla After defeating him, Fade Chen will be the leader of their group from now on.

Seeing this situation, the special soldier brother once again had dirty words in his heart: Oh, it’s okay to do this QAQ Now that Fade Chen has become the new leader, the chinchillas in the group spontaneously gathered around, and he one by one He only touched his head, and then touched the wet fur on his front collar.

Velvet and Silver Spot let out a "Kaka" scream of resistance, not wanting Fade Chen to touch it, so Fade Chen pressed the little wet hair on the ground, and smoothed two handfuls of hair.

The front leader stared at his hind paws and resisted, trying to escape from Fade Chen's hands, but he was covered in water, and his fur was no longer smooth, so he was caught smoothly when he wanted to escape.

Pressing the little thing on his chest, Fade Chen waved to Caesar again.

The special soldier brother ran over and stretched out his hand subconsciously. Fade Chen handed the little thing to him and let him hold it. At the same time, he told him: "Help it dry, don't catch cold, now you are not convinced, Go easy on your hair."

So Caesar stuffed two small hairballs in his two pockets and held one in his hand, and took out a clean towel to wipe the velvet and silver spots.While wiping his hair, he touched his neck and head with his hands, and soon the little thing was lying obediently in the crook of his arms, with his eyes half closed, and he was still humming comfortably.

Fade Chen walked over, raised his hand to touch again, the little guy didn't resist anymore, and just looked at him with half-opened eyes.

Fade Chen raised his hand again, and waved at the younger brothers in his group, all those chinchillas ran over, and the younger brother sat on the ground, touching each one, this time not just twice, but countless times.

In this way, the group of chinchillas received a completely wrong message: if you are defeated by that strange-looking chinchilla, you can be shunned!Being his little brother can also be touched!

The chinchillas of several ethnic groups can't sit still anymore, being touched by their fur is so comfortable, just like eating those movable plants, it makes them happy physically and mentally.

What to do, I also want to be touched!

The chinchillas and their pack leader are obediently entangled and anxious.

But at this time, Fade Chen squatted on the ground, chatting with the leaders.He said that the big man with comfortable fur is the mascot of his clan, and he can only touch the chinchillas of his clan.

The leaders were instantly disappointed.

but!Fade Chen said to them again, if you are willing to make friends with our group, the mascot can also be shared with you.

The leaders immediately flashed their round eyes and said: They are friends! (≧▽≦)/The group successfully formed an alliance, and Fade Chen successfully broke into the group of chinchillas. That night, the chinchillas took Fade Chen's family [two sons and a mascot] to hunt together, looking for moving plants eat.

This is also the first time that Chen Fei and the others know how the chinchillas are looking for alien life forms at night.

After hunting that night, Little White Caesar ate to his heart's content.Several ethnic groups said goodbye in the dark night, and went back to their lairs, and the chinchillas of the ethnic group also returned to their nests with their new leader.

The chinchillas found a cave as a nest on the rock face of the hillside, and a group of chinchillas lived together. When Fade Chen and the special soldier brother squatted and slowly moved into the nest, they were shocked and surprised to find that the cave was surrounded by Bind someone!

The man was surrounded by plant vines, his hands and feet were bound, and he was lying on the ground with his back to them, reckless, and he looked like a man.

what happened?

The chinchilla group is a small society, and only the leader orders this person to be arrested.

But what is a group of chinchillas doing when they catch someone back?

He looked towards the leader, who was squatting quietly beside the big Caesar.In the darkness, its eyes met Fade Chen's for a moment, and then looked at the captured human in the cave--

It showed a very disgusted expression, and then it cooed a few times towards Fade Chen.

It is not very comfortable to be touched by this big one, let it go.

Hmph, now I have something more comfortable to touch Mao Mao, and I can move by myself╭（╯^╰）╮