The National Treasure of the Attack on Rebirth

The intelligent system for preparing for battle is still pretending to be a cute boy, but Fade Chen has already been overwhelmed by thunder.

This snake-like system is actually taught by the professor?

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I can't tell that Professor Xu has such a personal hobby in private.

Fade Chen thought about it, and lay on Xu Shiqi's body, showing an original expression.

The voice of preparing for the intelligent system '999' came from the test bench【Ah!professor!Such a good opportunity, such a good atmosphere, why don't you fall in love with him? 】【Your posture of saving the beauty just now was very perfect, it can be called a perfect score, errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, I like a professor who is so brave and falls down like you. ] 999 was beside him expressing his opinion that an intelligent system should not have. Fade Chen's eyes on Xu Shiqi have changed several times.

"Professor," Fade Chen lay motionless on his stomach, staring at the man below him: "So you are trying to do this to me?"

Xu Shiqi originally had one arm around Fade Chen, but at this moment, in order to prove his innocence and pure heart, he silently put it aside: "..."

"You have nothing to say?" Fade Chen stared.

"Bombing the access control is not my order, or do you think I shouldn't care about you just now?"

Fade Chen immediately said: "No, professor, you are very timely, very good."

999 probably felt that the plot at the moment was a bit inaccurate, and he couldn't imagine how long-winded he was, so he began to whine again [Hey, I just woke up from a dormant state, Professor, I have helped you so much, why don't you express it at all? No, I've made it this far, don't you know what to teach next? ! 】Xu Shiqi turned his eyes, glanced at the experimental platform, and helped Fade Chen up before standing up by himself.The professor's voice was calm and unwavering, "Start the self-destruct state of the program."

【ah! ! 】999 shouted in despair【Professor, I will help you, you will repay your kindness, human beings are really the most ruthless creatures in this universe! ] Since the intelligent system woke up, it has been rambling endlessly. There is not a single useful word, but a lot of nonsense. Fade Chen is very surprised how this kind of system appeared in Xu Shiqi's laboratory. Logically speaking, the professor is so boring and Serious people, no matter what, you have to get a system that is less precise and accurate.

The bombed access control was so destroyed that no intact parts could be found. Fortunately, Xu Shiqi cut off the alarm in time, so the guards from the military headquarters were not attracted.

After confirming that Fade Chen was not injured, Professor Xu stood in front of the test bench with a blank expression, and began to manually adjust the preparation procedures. Fade Chen didn't know a single word of the data floating under the tablet of the test bench, but he didn't adjust it to confirm, 999 Weeping and twitching.

[Authorization for independent thinking is reduced by 30.00%, woo woo woo, professor, you are too ruthless, independent thinking is also the right that our program should have. 】【The authorization of independent thinking is reduced by 40.00%.Professor I was wrong! !You are right, our programs have no human rights, nor machine rights. 】【The battle state system is updated again.Hey, I don't want to be so simple and rude, I also want to be a quiet and manly man. 】Fade Chen stood aside, watching Xu Shiqi's control program, but he really didn't think there was any change in 999. From the beginning to the end, Fade Chen's head hurt.

"I said," Fade Chen couldn't hold back at last, and directly said to 999, who had no physical presence, "Can you say a few words less?"

999 burst into tears [I am already like this, can you have some sympathy, my current IQ has been regulated to be about the same as yours, what is the point of such a programming career, it is better to die. 】Fade Chen: "..." What does it mean that IQ is similar to his, what's wrong with his IQ?There is nothing wrong with his IQ!

But he was also really curious, how did this kind of intelligent program survive under Xu Shiqi's nose until now?

Xu Shiqi seemed to understand Fade Chen's doubts. After adjusting the last data, he said bluntly: "When this program was completed, the upper limit of autonomy was the highest, almost equivalent to a real adult, so it was retained. Of course, the It is because the upper limit of autonomy is very high that it has learned the life patterns of human beings for so many years and gradually formed its own personality."

Chen Fei was speechless: "There is a program that likes to be a bitch?"

999 protested loudly: "What a bitch, I made a comprehensive statistics of the most popular personalities of human beings, and made the most correct choice!!"

Fade Chen was speechless again: "You mean, what human beings like most is a sissy!"

999 protested to Xu Shiqi: "Professor, is there any problem with your dopamine? You actually like this kind of person. Although he looks like a cute boy, his personality is not at all like a cute boy."

Fade Chen thought for a while, then turned to Xu Shiqi and said, "I think he's very noisy, is there a way to make him shut up?"

Xu Shiqi had already completed the control, but after hearing what Fade Chen said, he directly adjusted the voice control to zero, no matter what 999 said, the voice would not come out.

So angry that 999 protested with huge fonts on the test bench.

【professor!I have hacked the system for the Federation, I have killed the enemy for the Federation, I am the hero of the Federation.Why do you just adjust my voice control when you tell me to shut up? ! 】Xu Shiqi directly ignored a line of words on the experimental table, but Fade Chen thought about it, and pointed it: "Probably because the professor values ​​sex over friends."

999:"……"

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Fade Chen saw the preparation system that came with the laboratory, and felt that if he was robbed by someone in the future, he would still be able to hold his life. He was afraid that he would be annoyed to death by the system in the end.

And, according to 999's performance, if the enemy sends a group of cute boys to rob the laboratory, maybe a certain intelligent system will defect on the spot.

Fade Chen is very worried about the data in Professor Xu's laboratory, and at the same time he is also very worried about the future of himself and Xu Shiqi - Timo is here, and the dormitory cannot date; Not a good place for two to be alone anymore.

Thinking of this, Fade Chen couldn't help sighing, but he chose the route of entering the military department himself, and it's useless to regret it now, and he has to walk through it even if his knees are broken.

999 was activated that day, Xu Shiqi has been controlling the data, and even called Timo over.

When Timo entered the door, he was carrying a suitcase and two big dogs on a leash. Before he could speak, he heard a strange male voice in the laboratory yelling [Fuck!My Neighbor Totoro! ] Paused [Fuck, this is Doug's boyfriend?Doug's IQ can also be gay? ] Teemo was stunned, handed the suitcase to Fade Chen, and let go of the leash: "Who? Who's talking?"

Fade Chen opened the suitcase and pointed to the laboratory bench: "Smart program in the laboratory?"

Timo knew the military better than Fade Chen. When he heard that it was an intelligent program, he immediately excitedly said, "Is it the professor's program? Hello, my name is Timo."

999 dispatched the biological scan in the laboratory, and scanned Teemo up and down [IQ is good, muscles are torn, physical fitness is weak, you need to continue to exercise and reshape your muscles.Well, it's a cute boy paper. 】It was probably the first time Timo heard someone comment on him like this, his face turned red and he was a little embarrassed.

Chen Fei hugged Xiaobai and Caesar: "Don't pay attention to him, he just said that I am a cute boy."

999 [Now you are not!You are the professor's dopamine catalyst! ] Teemo looked puzzled, he didn't know what the intelligent system was talking about, Fade Chen shook his hand at him, signaling that he doesn't need to listen to its nonsense.

Xu Shiqi came out of the laboratory next door after washing his hands and changing clothes, grabbed Xiaobai and patted Caesar. 999 scanned three strange little guys in the laboratory to play, and the data was displayed in a row on the laboratory table, and the records were automatically backed up at the same time.

Xu Shiqi asked, "Tell me the scan result."

999【This is not a problem for me. This yin-yang-eyed husky has a high coordination ability. Both chinchillas have evolved to varying degrees, which is mainly reflected in the brain and limbs.Calculated by my program, the size of these two chinchillas will have a big breakthrough in the next four months.I searched my database, and if an average adult chinchilla is between 500g and 1000g, then these two chinchillas will weigh more than one cat in the future. 】 "Pfft..." Chen Fei almost choked to death without a sip of water. More than a cat, it must weigh at least seven or eight catties. According to the visual proportion of the chinchilla's body, Caesar and Xiaobai must not become cats in the future. Two fat big hairballs?

So fat that my parents don't know each other!

After 999 scanned the two chinchillas, he paused, [There are no Teemo animals here? ] Timo was stunned: "You also scanned this?"

999 [I have a high IQ and logical computing ability that ordinary humans don't have. These animals don't have much of your smell, and you don't have an obvious animal smell, so it's easy to reason.But I don't understand how you got into the Eurasian Military Academy if you didn't bring animals. 】On this point, let alone an intelligent program, even Fade Chen and Timo themselves don't know it.

Xu Shiqi looked at Timo, and said to him: "You didn't bring animals into the school, it is indeed against the rules, but it is the decision of the military department to keep you. But you don't have to worry, you will have your own animals, I will give You make a robot that simulates an animal."

999 spoke before Fade Chen and Timo, and grasped the point extremely accurately 【Professor, this doesn't make sense logically. Evolved animals are valuable, but what's the value of a mechanical imitation? 】Xu Shiqi: "Of course it has special value. Robotic animals will use the military's mecha materials. As for the program, I will install the laboratory's war preparation intelligence system."

999 was like a flash crash, and Timo looked at Xu Shiqi in surprise: "Really? This...wouldn't this be great? I mean, I mean, I need to use such a good thing? Mecha materials , and a super power system?"

Xu Shiqi nodded: "So I called you here to ask you, what kind of animal do you want to imitate? Birds, mammals, or marine animals."

Timo looked surprised and didn't even think about it: "I want a panda, can I? Giant pandas, furry ones, cute ones, the kind that eat bamboo."

Fade Chen was listening, and seemed to see 999 transform from an invisible voice into a big bear with dark circles rolling in the bamboo forest.

999 just recovered from the shock, heard the inhumane discussion between the master and his students, and protested loudly【No!no!No matter what the entity is, it must be a cute boy paper, even if it is not a robot, at least it must be cute! 】Temo is a panda lover. Since he was a child, his favorite is the giant panda he saw in the book. He immediately stared at him: "Pandas are also very cute!"

999【Do you know the bite force and running speed of pandas?Do you know how many people a panda can tear apart with one hand?Do you think this animal is cute?Sure enough, people are not judged by appearances, you look weak and weak, but you actually like this kind of cruel creature! 】【Oh, NO~!No, people don't want to be pandas. 】

【professor!From now on, I will do whatever you ask me to do. If you don’t open your mouth, I will definitely not beeping. Don’t be a panda, that thing is not cute at all! ] The shouting of 999 protest finally turned into a silent accusation. Xu Shiqi casually turned the volume control to the lowest level, and started to communicate with the people in the military research institute, contacting the military manufacturer to build a robot panda.

Fade Chen stood aside and discussed the giant panda with Timo. Timo hesitated and said, "This program of the professor seems not easy to get along with. Will he not listen to me in the future, unlike Doug Xiaobai Caesar?" good?"

Fade comforted him: "Since it's a program, you don't have to worry about it. Caesar is disobedient, so I can only click on its head. If the program is disobedient, you can just update the program. Manual operation is so convenient and simple. Animals are still They can't be beaten or scolded, and robotic animals are not afraid of pain, so they can be beaten and scolded at will."

Timo: "Wow, I feel more at ease when you say that."

999 who can't make a sound: "..." You think I'm dead, can't you hear me?You villains!Bastard!Not cute boy paper at all!

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