The National Treasure of the Attack on Rebirth

Ever since that mysterious high-ranking professor punished everyone from the students to the instructors of the Senior Class A, the seniors of the Eurasian Military Academy have become much more honest recently. Even the two most popular forums in the school are rarely seen. Figures of senior students.

These three or four days are the rest days in the Eurasian school. At the beginning of the new semester, the students have to adapt to the new class and new classmates, and there is still a lot of homework to do.

The senior year has entered the mysterious military internship training period ahead of schedule, while the junior year is still slowly preparing for the new semester's courses.

Professor Xu hastily performed a 'Professor Overbearing' in Eurasia, and then never appeared again.Fade Chen is also used to it. He has been busy with his own work these days. Anyway, Xu Shiqi promised him to deal with the matter at hand and come back in a few days.

Fade Chen had a good time in Eurasia in the past two days. The new students were very friendly and treated Doug and Little White Caesar very well. He got familiar with the campus environment and learned about the homework and daily training that he will be exposed to in the future. In the end, he shaved his hair short and officially put on Eurasia's training uniform.

The person who was originally white, put on a dark green uniform, which is especially flattering on the skin, and matched with a neat short hair, under the sun, he looks handsome and energetic, just like a tall and straight little green pine!

This little green pine named Fade Chen is very popular in the "Crooked Port". The military academy has always had no shortage of masculine men, and the playground is full of them. What is really lacking is Fade Chen, who looks fair and looks neither offensive nor favored. little guy.

For the Eurasian friends, Fade Chen's fair and clean complexion, handsome facial features, his ability to raise two chinchillas with one hand, his ability to control a big dog and even capture a husky with yin and yang eyes are all important. Looks so good, so different!

There is such an eye-catching military cadet, of course he has to chase after him!

But the problem is, no one dares to chase now.

The high-ranking professor was very famous. Everyone in the playground that day saw the professor chatting with Fade Chen. There were even rumors that the junior class C was fined ten times for passing a small note to the freshman. lock up.

That's it, who dares to chase? !

Of course, Fade Chen didn't know how many troubles Professor Xu had helped him invisibly. In the past two days, he either adapted to the military school environment with his new classmates, or brought Caesar Xiaobai Doug and Xiaoyang who had just been discharged to the dormitory. promiscuity.

Fade Chen, as a person who became a chinchilla spirit, and as a former animal, has a new understanding of the relationship between animals.

He feels that there are few animals now, and although the nature of the food chain is still preserved, can we still be friends?

Didn’t Doug have a good time with Caesar? Now Xiaoyang also falls under Xiaobai’s soft fur. Two big dogs hang around the little chinchilla every day. It can be seen that the food chain can also be broken artificially.

And since Xiaoyang came into existence, the weird triangular relationship among Xiaobai, Caesar and Doug suddenly eased a lot.

In the past, Caesar rolled on Doug, and he smelled like a big dog. When he returned to the den, he would be kicked by Caesar. With the smell of a big dog, Xiaobai can no longer find a reason to kick Caesar.

Two dogs and two chinchillas live together miraculously.Doug and Xiaoyang, two big dogs who once bit each other, will now sniff each other's butts and live in peace.

Xiaoyang's disliked master has been squatting at the door of Fade Chen's dormitory for the past two days. He has no way to enter the door, so he can only guard outside the door, feeding Xiaoyang who is still recovering with meat bones and canned meat.

It's a pity that Xiaoyang doesn't appreciate it very much, and follows Xiaobai every day to gnaw grass poles, with a face of willingness, crazy about the cute soft fur.

Shao Yin didn't believe that Xiao Yang would trust Fade Chen at all at first. He felt that a freshman with fair skin like Fade Chen was just a little boy with a hidden background. Who knew what kind of relationship this little boy had with that high-ranking professor! ?

He threatened that Xiaoyang wouldn't be able to stay in his dormitory for half an hour, and the custody would come back to him!

As a result, when he turned his head, he saw Xiaoyang lying on the ground, looking at Bai Tuanzi in front of him flatteringly with his ears up, like a tamed long-haired dog, rolling over by himself.

"..."

At that moment, Shao Yin felt that there seemed to be some deviation in her life that should not have occurred.

But Shao Yin, who can actively provoke people's temper, certainly won't admit defeat on the spot.He immediately glared at Fade Chen, and then tried various methods, but none of them allowed Xiao Yang to step out of the dormitory.

In the end, he was almost ashamed, and pointed at Fade Chen angrily: "What did you eat for Xiaoyang? Did you give some ecstasy injection?!"

Fade Chen finds it incredible. As a chinchilla expert, he knows that there can be no hallucinogenic injections in this world. Shao Yin is a senior student in Eurasia, and he would ask such erroneous words?

Fade Chen was stunned, shrugged and said, "If I want this kind of thing, you can still stand in front of me and yell at me now?"

Shao Yin was about to explode with anger, his Xiaoyang ignored him, and kept going around the white dumpling, what the hell was going on!Shao Yin was so angry that she kicked at the door of Fade Chen's dormitory. In the end, she couldn't let go of her anger, but she couldn't beat anyone. She could only wait for Fade Chen to give him a vicious look, then turned around and ran around the playground to vent her grievances.

The onlookers in Wanzhigang deserved to be good friends with rich emotions, and immediately analyzed [Oh my God, Fade Chen subdued Shao Yin's Xiaoyang, the new semester has not officially started yet, this is going to be a show of love from hatred Drama? 】Zhi Zhigang is very simple and rude【Run when you get angry, these senior dogs...】As one of the special senior students, Shao Yin is naturally unhappy without the animals he bred. Fade Chen has no intention Bickered with him, but the relationship between the two did not ease.

Chen Fei thinks that Shao Yin is a provocative dog who lacks the bottom line and uses animals, while Shao Yin thinks that Chen Fei has poached his own corner. Although the two have always looked down on each other because Xiao Yang looked up and down.

Fade Chen generally doesn't go out during the day, this has something to do with the habits of his chinchilla age, chinchillas are nocturnal, and their eyes are not used to strong sunlight.Considering the situation of Xiaobai and Caesar, he usually goes out for a walk with his four friends in the dormitory after the sun goes down in the evening.

As long as Xiaoyang is present, Shao Yin will follow, sitting silently by the side of the playground and watching.At first, he only saw two little chinchillas bouncing around on the playground and playing by themselves, and two big dogs followed closely, like two huge followers.

Every time Shao Yin saw this scene, she would roll her eyes, angrily cursing Fade Chen in her heart.

On the fifth day after Xiaoyang was discharged from the hospital, Fade Chen took four friends out for a stroll, passed by him, glanced at him silently, and said casually: "You follow me like this, and I enjoy myself so much in the military academy. Don't fall in love with me." me."

After a pause, he looked Shao Yin up and down: "You don't have any ideas, do you?"

After listening to Shao Yin's complaints with the little boy in front of him, he almost spat blood on the other party's face.He stared at Fade Chen in astonishment, and forgot to jump for a moment, "Are you sick? Are you out of your mind?"

Fade Chen glanced at him innocently, and replied: "You are the only one who is sick, and the only one who has a brain hole. Why do you follow me after being banned? You can't touch Xiaoyang, so why don't you do something you can do. "

Shao Yin froze for a moment, staring at Fade Chen with his back teeth tensed: "It has nothing to do with you, I look at my dog."

Fade Chen looked back at Shao Yin and nodded, "The professor is right, you don't deserve to stay here. Eurasia is always a military academy, but you only care about yourself."

Fade Chen didn't look at Shao Yin after finishing speaking, and left with the big dog and the little chinchilla.

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After entering Eurasia, it seems to have entered another small society, which is completely isolated from the outside world and has its own rules. Here, Fade Chen met many strangers, of all kinds.

There are enthusiastic and responsible people like Ta Rui, and there are paranoid people like Shao Yin, but most of them are students who try to break through themselves and come to study according to local requirements.

Fade Chen wandered around the school recently and saw many such students, so he looked down on Shao Yin even more.Shao Yin is paranoid, irrational, disobedient, and has a high self-esteem. The other senior students are all doing internships, and often everyone in a class is sent out. He is the only one who stays in the school all day and circles around Xiaoyang.

Fade Chen had a very bad impression of Shao Yin. Later, he almost didn't bother to see this person. He often wondered why it was Shao Yin who followed him and not Xu Shiqi?

Didn't the professor promise to come after him?Promises must be fulfilled, this is the excellent quality that human beings should have.

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On the last day of the transitional rest period, Fade Chen prepared the things he would use for the next day and climbed into bed early.

His roommate has not come yet, another bed is vacant, and he is the only one of the four special freshmen who came first.

He lay on the bed, turned his head and glanced at the empty bed, and couldn't help but start to fantasize. He thought that according to Xu Shiqi's "overbearing professor falling in love with me" drama, maybe early tomorrow morning, Professor Xu would be carrying his luggage Appearing at the gate of the dormitory, isn't this the kind of strange plot that Tanmei novels should have?

It's so cool.

Fade Chen thought about it, half-closed his eyes and began to have fun, and fell asleep in a daze. The lights in the dormitory automatically turned off after half a minute. At the foot of the bed, two big dogs lay down on the soft cushion, butt to butt, and fell asleep soundly.

Fade Chen had a dream that night. He dreamed that he had returned to the earth and was still living in the community where he used to live. The hostess with short legs lived next door to him. Professor Xu was the newcomer raising Xiaobai and Caesar. Neighbor.

They met in the stairwell, Xu Shiqi still looked like an elite professor, stylish and cool.Professor Xu took him for a drive, went on dates, had dinner and watched movies... He did all the things that normal couples should do.

At the end of the dream, he brought Professor Xu home and completed the last important and mysterious ceremony—he took off Professor Xu’s clothes, one by one, layer by layer, from tie to cufflinks, From the shirt to the trousers... In the end, he was held down by Professor Xu and pressed onto the bed.

Fade Chen: "..."

There seems to be something wrong! ?Fade Chen raised his neck and turned to look at Xu Shiqi, but accidentally saw the face of the short-legged hostess. The hostess probably had recently written Danmei H and wrote it very well, so she stood by the bed and began to correct Xu Shiqi for pressing him. action.

"No, no, you have to stretch your hand to the front and put it on his chest. Stretch the other hand forward, yes, stretch it forward, go to the pants/crotch, and stretch it in! Hold that soft and Hard stuff!"

Fade Chen's brain exploded, and a sharp warning bell sounded in his ears. He thought that the short-legged hostess, you should go see the Virgin Mary, and let the holy light of the Virgin wash your filthy brain! !

The ringing in his ears suddenly changed from unreal to real. Fade Chen was startled, opened his eyes and sat up, and the fluorescent lights in the dormitory turned on automatically.

As soon as Fade Chen lowered his head, he saw Xiaobai and Caesar grinding their teeth at the foot of the bed, and the two big dogs were sleeping on their backs.And the red light on the top of the house wall was on, and there was a piercing bell, and soon a light screen was automatically unfolded on a corner of the roof. A naughty instructor in military uniform held his whip in his hand and sneered: "Junior Dingban! All of you are given 3 minutes to gather at the big playground in District [-]!"

Fade Chen reacted quickly and threw off the quilt. He had long heard that the assault training program in the military academy was abnormal, but he didn't expect it to be so abnormal.Doesn't it mean that you can only see the instructor in class tomorrow?The instructor actually couldn't wait to see them in the middle of the night.

Because Ta Rui had reminded Fade Chen before and described all the possible surprise attacks, it was expected that he would be woken up by the bell in the middle of the night.If everything goes well, Fade Chen can get dressed, wash his face, arrange little white Caesar Xiaoyang, and drag sleeping Doug out of the dormitory within half a minute. It is not a problem to run to the big playground in the sixth district within 3 minutes.

But just when he lifted the quilt and wanted to jump out of the bed to get dressed, he looked down and saw his bulging dark green underwear and the puddle of white and sticky unknown objects on the bed.

Fade Chen was taken aback, and suddenly thought of the interrupted dream just now, he was so ashamed and angry that he almost rolled on the bed hugging the quilt.

It has been so long since he was reborn as a human, that place has always been a decoration except for the function of peeing, and has never had any other purpose. He has never experienced the morning / erection that normal men would have.

Fade Chen once thought that he had no way to actively use that place. After all, chinchillas would only come into heat during a certain period of time or under the influence of the female chinchilla's smell. He hadn't figured out how to harden himself.

It was only today that I really realized that in addition to spraying urine, other things can be sprayed at that place...

Caesar, the little hairball, jumped onto the bed, probably smelled a strange smell, jumped towards Fade Chen's crotch, and was bounced away, "Don't run around."

The bell in the dormitory was still ringing, and it was too late to take a shower. Fade Chen had to cover the bed with a quilt, wiped a certain part with a tissue, put on his pants and put on his clothes, and put on the leash for Doug who was still sleeping. Drag and go.

Doug was dragged two meters with his paws lying on his stomach, and dragged all the way to the door of the dormitory. He was knocked on the head by the foot of the door, and then he woke up. He struggled to stand up. What happened, followed Fade Chen and ran out.

Fade Chen ran to the door thinking that he could keep up with the speed of others, but when he ran out, he realized that there was no one in the corridor.Someone from the opposite dormitory was woken up, stood shirtless in the corridor, and shouted at him: "Hurry up! Everyone is gone!"

Chen Fei knew the playground in the sixth district, and ran all the way. At first, he led Doug to run, and finally he was dragged by Doug. When he ran to the playground, he was surprised to find that under the lights of the playground, in the assembled team, a piece of white flowers were shining brightly. ass.

Fade Chen was taken aback. What happened to a group of naked/men who took off their clothes on the playground in the middle of the night?What's the matter with those naked/men facing him sideways, standing in two rows facing each other with lights on? !

He recognized that the naked boys in the two rows were all students in Class D, so he had to lead Doug to walk forward. When he ran to the playground, he passed the pile of training clothes and underpants thrown on the ground .

On the playground, a man wearing military leather boots and an instructor's uniform passed between two rows of students with cold eyes and sideways glances.

"Listen to me! Now! Pick up the nozzles on your left feet, and charge me hard at the person opposite you!"

Fade Chen stood at the end of the two rows and didn't dare to make a sound. He followed the new instructor's order and looked down. Sure enough, he saw the military defense equipment under the playground activated. Except for himself, everyone popped a fist at their feet. Large metal sprinklers.

The students stood up straight, and after listening to the lecture, they squatted down to pick up the nozzles in a military posture, and then stood up in unison.Everyone's face was expressionless and restrained, and they stood naked on the big playground in the middle of the night without a single complaint.

Chen Fei led Doug and stood aside, wondering whether he should take off the late one, when the instructor standing at the other end of the line turned around, stared at him, and raised his finger: "You! Back off!"

Chen Fei took a few steps back obediently, but the instructor still stared at him: "Back again! Back five meters!"

Fade Chen immediately led Doug again, retreated five meters away, and looked at the group of bastards not far or near.

The new instructor walked out of the line, also backed away a few meters, glanced around, and finally shouted in a deep voice: "Come on!"

Fade Chen saw that the student closest to him pointed the nozzle at the student opposite him without hesitation, and turned on the nozzle. At the same time, the whole team was submerged in the huge flowing water, and the students were sprayed by the water gun. /Standing up and supporting his body, Fade Chen could hardly see the faces of any of the students. He could only see big naked feet from the water column.

"stop!"

The jet of water disappeared, and the students gasped one by one, covered in water, and stood in place.

"Since I took over your class, how many complaints have I heard in private? Since you envy Class A so much, how did you get assigned to Class D? It's a bad luck! Knowing that you are not as good as others, you should be more strict with yourself , look at the state and speed of your group, do you seem to have come out of a military academy? Are you new? If you are not new, how can you have the face to stand here?"

"Are you sober now? It's cold, isn't it? Frozen for me! Because I'm a little clever, because I have knowledge and IQ higher than ordinary people, it's great to be able to enter Eurasia, isn't it? After four years of mixing, I was assigned to various military departments after graduation." In the field, is it enough to be a small officer?!"

"When I was in the military academy, I asked you if you were afraid of death. In order to get an admission spot, you said you were not afraid of death, right?! Not afraid, but afraid of being washed away? Seeing how cowardly you are, you can only be civil servants Officers, defrauding the federal finances!"

The instructor scolded all the way, from beginning to end, for more than 20 minutes, and finally began to scold other grades along the way.

"What's so great about being admitted to Eurasia?! How did those trash dogs in the top four get trained a few days ago? Forgot? Their yesterday is your tomorrow! If you don't cheer me up, you won't even be able to get your diploma! Did you hear that?"

"Yes!!" A loud voice pierced the sky, and Fade Chen couldn't help shivering, thinking about how he would explain the fact that he was late later, when the instructor pointed at him and raised his chin: " And you!!”

Fade Chen immediately imitated other students, straightened his back, raised his head and chest, and looked straight ahead.

"When the group of useless dogs in senior year provoked you, you just stripped off a few hairs of the goshawk? If someone provokes you, you either kneel and bear it, or fight back directly. If I were you, I would strip off that beast on the spot All the hair! Throw it into the food processor in the cafeteria!"

Fade Chen was reprimanded by the instructor, so of course it is not easy to talk back. This is a military academy after all. After listening to the instructor's lecture, he silently shed tears of approval in his heart. Instructor, you didn't show up earlier. If you showed up earlier and told me this, I must have stripped that stinky thing last time until there wasn't a single hair left!

"Now, you have memorized every word I said below. Even if you are a group of trash in junior year, you are all in my hands! The group of trash dogs in senior year are trash dogs. Why do you need to release them?" In my eyes? The other classes in the junior year are no better than you, and they are all a bunch of trash. They are all trash, are you inferior to others?! You are trash now, at this moment, and you can’t come out In one month, in my hands, I can be reborn!"

"The next time the group of trash dogs in the senior year provoke me again, beat me back. The other classes in the third year feel too good about themselves, and they will be beaten back if they don't see through. What are you afraid of? Afraid of being expelled?!"

It was the first time since Fade Chen was born again that he heard someone say the word 'trash' so smoothly. He felt that the new instructor was very imposing. It looked like he didn't pay attention to other classes, and he didn't know that this was enough. Confidence, where does it come from? !

Finally, the class monitor of Class Ding, the good old Ta Rui couldn't help raising his arm, which was dripping with water, "Report!"

"Say!"

"The school has rules, fights and expulsion!"

"Fart!" The instructor scolded and sprayed Ta Rui's face with saliva, and raised his hand to point at Fade Chen: "He fought back, did you see the school punish him?"

Ta Rui didn't dare to wipe the saliva off his face, so he could only reply in a muffled voice: "Fade Chen is different from us after all."

"Yes, he is different from you, he dared to pluck that goshawk, but you dare not!"

Fade Chen looked at the sky at 01:30 in the morning, and silently puffed out his chest again——a chinchilla plucking a goshawk's fur is worthy of being recorded in the annals of history!

The new official took office three fires, and the new instructor came up, giving the students a chilling first meeting, which I'm afraid they will never forget for the rest of their lives.

"Now, you stay here for me, and wash away all the bad luck! I hope that when I see you again in the morning, you will be full of energy!"

After he finished speaking, he paused, and then said: "During this period, it is necessary for me and Professor Wentworth to check your internal affairs in advance. Don't be surprised if you go back later and find that something is missing."

When Fade Chen heard the word internal affairs, currents started to race in his mind. That Professor Wentworth is definitely not the point at the moment. The point is that when he just woke up, he left something that shouldn't be left on the bed. !

After the new instructor finished his explanation, he left behind a naked man on the playground, turned around and left. Before leaving, he turned to Fade Chen, looked at the time on his wristband, and said to him: "Look at the time, 20 minutes After that, you can disband." After speaking, he patted him on the shoulder, bent down and touched Doug's head, then turned and ran away.

Fade Chen held Doug and stood there, facing a small penis on the playground, the wind was messy.

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After 20 minutes, all the staff disbanded, and the students in Class D rushed back to get dressed. Fade Chen dragged the big dog and ran back to the dormitory.

The first thing he did when he returned to the dormitory was to open the door and lift the quilt, and then...then he saw that his bed sheet with evidence of crimes was replaced by someone at some point.

Fade Chen: "..."