The National Treasure of the Attack on Rebirth

When he first returned to Chen's, Fade Chen thought that such a large group as Chen's should have all the volcanic ash and dried alfalfa for bathing.

As a result, the volcanic ash was synthetic and the alfalfa grass was also southern alfalfa and not the alfalfa he wanted.

Just tired.

Just after eating, Fade Chen suddenly smelled the smell of alfalfa, and it was the sweet scent of hay.

Although he had been a human for several months, Fade Chen would never forget the sweet fragrance of alfalfa in his life, so he chased after him without saying a word.

His rationality told him that some candidates here brought alfalfa as a project result, and a certain herbivore, who was paid a thousand dollars, couldn't resist the temptation of alfalfa, and even took away the alfalfa in one bite.

Following the sweet and wet smell in the air, he quickly recognized from the many smells that the thief was none other than an Andean alpaca.

Groove Nima...

Thousands of years ago, it was an enemy who snatched food at an altitude of [-] feet! !The earth is destroyed, and that stinky hoof will compete with their chinchillas for food in the future world! ?

The love and resentment between chinchillas and Andean alpacas are engraved in the genes of the two species, as if animals inherently know what they should eat and what they should not eat.

Fade Chen almost died of anger. Although as a human being, he should have the awareness to treat all animals equally, but as a chinchilla, he can scare the urine in front of a snow eagle, but he must not watch his beloved alfalfa being killed by an Andean goat. The camel snatched it away.

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No one knew why there was a runaway alpaca in the cafeteria. The candidates were all shocked, and the boy who had been robbed of alfalfa couldn't cry.

Some people looked around because they didn't understand, some whispered, some used the communicator in the cafeteria to contact the guards, and some followed like Fade Chen.

The boy who had been robbed of the alfalfa chased up the corridor with several others, yelling and panting while running. Suddenly, a person behind him caught up and asked him while running, "Is the alfalfa yours?"

"Ah?" The boy was taken aback, turned around, and saw a face that was both unfamiliar and familiar. Although he didn't know him, he knew who it was. "It's mine."

As soon as the boy finished answering, before he had time to catch his breath, he saw the other party give him a very friendly (gou) kind (tui) smile, and then asked, "Is there anything else?"

The boy was taken aback by the other's handsome smile, obviously he was anxious to chase the 'thief', but he still slowed down, stunned, and said: "Yes, there are many."

Seemingly hearing a satisfactory answer, the other party smiled at him again, turned around after laughing, and ran a few steps away, leaving him behind.

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return!have!At once!OK!

Fade Chen ran so fast that he threw away the people behind him in a few strokes, turned and stepped into the corridor, and finally saw the thief.

The thief was exactly the same as in Fade Chen's memory. He was still so stupid, with disheveled hair, a handful of alfalfa sticking out of his mouth, and the grass leaves fell all over the ground along the way.

The alpaca fled all the way with its alfalfa sticking out, from the cafeteria to the corridor. It probably knew that it was being chased, so it ran to the big window at the end of the corridor, jumped over the window, and jumped out to the open space outside the building. .

In fact, Chen Fei also knew that there was no need for him to chase after it. No matter where the alpaca came out, the military department would definitely be able to handle this situation well.But the decision to chase after him is just a matter of a split second. Simply treat it as a good deed, and maybe you can get a bag of alfalfa hay as a reward later.

Seeing the alpaca from afar jumping out of the window and escaping, Fade Chen immediately opened the suitcase and released the two restless little guys.Pointing in the criminal's direction, he said, "Caesar, go get the grass back!"

The two little hair balls smelled the smell of alfalfa for the first time, they were crazy and restless, and almost drool all over the floor.As soon as the opening of the suitcase was opened, Pure White and Caesar, like the speed of light, drew two white lines in the air and chased them out.

The routes of Caesar and Pure White are completely different. Pure White leaps vertically and runs in a straight line, while Caesar runs against the wall, and the two small figures quickly disappear into the corridor.

Fade Chen ran to the nearest window, leaned over and looked out, and saw the alpaca falling from the sky to the ground.And pure white jumped out of the window first, Caesar jumped out of the window, landed firmly on the alpaca's messy head, kicked up his legs, and then gnawed on the bridge of the thief's nose with his fangs.

As for the other one...Fade Chen searched around, and finally returned to the balcony where the alpaca jumped out——I saw Caesar shrunk into a ball of hair, with one front paw tucked in his belly, and the other holding it up. Standing on the window sill next to it, looking down from the window, the dark eyeballs probing the height betrayed its heart——【So high...】Fade Chen raised his forehead: "..."

At this moment, the alpaca that jumped off the stairs screamed. Although its front hooves landed firmly, its whole body tilted and fell to the ground with a bang.

"Little Bai!" Fade Chen yelled, and saw Xiao Chunbai kicking the most vulnerable part of the alpaca's face with its hind legs while jumping up. The alpaca was not big at first, and fell to the ground after two months at most. Before he could get up in time, he closed his eyes while screaming, fearing that his eyeballs would be poked blind.

The candidates who caught up stood beside Fade Chen and looked at it. They were so shocked that they couldn't close their mouths.

Are the photos deceiving? !What kind of soft and cute, innocent, harmless to humans and animals?Nima Totoro is so ferocious that it even dares to beat alpacas?

Okay? ! !

The alfalfa candidate quickly grabbed Fade Chen's arm: "That's all the hay I brought today! I only need a small handful to attend the interview in the afternoon!"

Fade Chen blew a whistle to signal Xiaobai to come back, but suddenly saw Caesar ran to the first floor at some point. The little thing jumped off the building and dared not jump, but the goal was very clear. When Xiaobai stepped on his face, he grabbed it back in minutes. A sip of alfalfa.

Probably dizzy from the sweet smell, he finished his mouth in one mouthful, and instead of running back, sat down, grinding his teeth, and swallowed in a few mouthfuls.

Candidate Alfalfa choked, and turned to look at Fade Chen speechlessly: "...you've agreed to return it to me?"

Although Fade Chen felt ashamed, he also knew that there was nothing he could do. Totoro was greedy because he liked alfalfa!Fortunately, of the two cubs in the family, at least one of them is obedient.

Xiao Chunbai stomped on the alpaca more than a dozen times, and the last kick landed directly on Caesar's head, kicking the prodigal toy to the ground.

Fade Chen looked at the height of the second floor. He wanted to jump directly, but after thinking about it, he went around and took the stairs. As soon as he ran out of the building, he saw Caesar and Pure White running back towards him with alfalfa in their mouths.

Everything was discovered within half a minute. In fact, the robot guard police had already arrived on the scene, but after scanning, it was found that the chinchilla and alpaca could not move, and they could only stand still and wait for orders.

When the guards from the research institute arrived, the alpaca stood up by itself. Although it was not injured and its eyes were intact, it was just very irritable and angry, kicking its hooves around and snorting heavily.

"There are animals running out of C3 area, there are animals running out of C3 area, alpaca, alpaca."

The guard contacted the laboratory of the research institute, and soon a scientific researcher in a white coat came to claim it.

Fade Chen knew from the conversation at the scene that the alpaca was originally sheltering from the wind with the camel group of the research institute, but for some reason, it suddenly ran out secretly.No one knows how it miraculously bypassed the heavy access control, and how it ran to the cafeteria to steal the alfalfa. In the end, it was caught on the spot and became an arrested "thief".

A false alarm shocked all the candidates.

But the boy with alfalfa was the one who was the most frightened, but what he was frightened was not the grass being taken away, but... The animals that QAQ Nima bred now are so cruel, they are fluffy and look harmless to humans and animals, but in fact But so fierce.

Fortunately, he never studied only the cultivation of plants.

The exam organizing committee sent several doctors down to appease the candidates, and Fade Chen also returned the alfalfa to the boy.

The boy seemed a little afraid of the two little hairballs in his arms, so he kept backing away, staring at them, then at Fade Chen, before reaching out to take them: "Thank you...thank you."

Mao Tuanzi stood in Fade Chen's arms, staring at the alfalfa in the boy's hand. Caesar even said "hmm", as if he didn't take another bite, feeling very wronged.

The boy was stunned, and looked at Fade Chen: "What happened to them?"

Fade Chen smiled and said, "Don't you know? Many herbivores like alfalfa. Your alfalfa hay is so fragrant. That alpaca likes it. Caesar and Xiaobai also want to eat it." Of course→→I want to eat it too. .

Only then did the boy realize that this was indeed the case. While he was relieved, he looked at the two little chinchillas and slowly regained his original impression of their cuteness. No matter what, herbivores are still ordinary small animals. Thanks to deleted them.

Thinking about this, the boy said to Fade Chen: "Hello, my name is Moti. If you need alfalfa in the future, just let me know." After speaking, he raised his hand and touched Caesar and Pure White one by one.

As a result... the few clover stalks in his left hand were bitten by Caesar.

Fade Chen: "..."

Moti: "..." QAQ

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Moti's alfalfa is a very competitive item among the interview items submitted by the candidates. After all, it is very meaningful to animal husbandry and many herbivores.

As a result, there was such a big oolong, and I could only cry and ask the organizing committee to apply for a communication to go home, and then let the family send it.

Fortunately, it is a plant, and fortunately there are more than one. If a precious animal is taken away, the military examination building may be blocked, and the interview in the afternoon will not be possible.

However, when Fade Chen thought about it afterwards, he always found it strange. Since animals and plants are so important now, why should candidates be brought with them by themselves? It is an unfamiliar environment and there are so many people. Logically speaking, it shouldn't be so casual?Is there another purpose?

'cuckoo'

When Fade Chen heard the sound, he turned his head immediately. Lin Yi folded his chest and frowned at him, holding a suitcase in his arms, "Are you sick? Why are you running?!"

Before Fade Chen opened his mouth, Lin Yi approached him, stared at him impatiently with big round eyes, and whispered to him: "What do you know? Where do you think the military headquarters is, and an alpaca can just run out?"

"You mean...fake?" Fade Chen was taken aback.

Lin Yi explained impatiently: "This was originally part of the interview, but this year it's made more real. It examines how much the candidates value the results they carry when they face unexpected situations. This kind of abnormality in the military Human rights are not talked about here, they only look at whether you care enough about the results and whether you can dedicate yourself to scientific research. So," he frowned again and looked at Fade Chen: "Are you sick? How many people do you think are chasing after you? You can!"

Fade Chen: "..."

It turned out to be a temptation from the military?If you really want what Lin Yi said, then it's not over!Not only did he fail to stand up to protect the achievements, but he also let the achievements rush to the forefront of danger? !

WHATTHE FUCK!

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