The National Treasure of the Attack on Rebirth

The fact that Fade Chen became a chinchilla had to go back to the Earth period.

At the very beginning, he was just an ordinary chinchilla without a sperm, a velvet and silver spot without the slightest variegation.

The breed of velvet and silver spot can still be sold at a high price in the pet market at that time.It's a pity that its velvet and silver-spotted younger brother is good everywhere, with good blood, thick hair, and broad shoulders, but he has a terrible little pointed face.

Small!tip!Face!

The small pointed face is not a good appearance feature in the world of chinchillas. Because of this, no one has been willing to buy it since it was born. Who made it expensive but has a sharp face?

It stayed in the pet store for a long time, and it was finally bought and brought home after four months.

Afterwards, this velvet silver spot finally lived a stable and happy life of eating, drinking, sleeping and sleeping.

Later, one day, Xiao Jianlian didn't know what he ate, and suddenly he was able to understand human speech, and he became a master without any reason.

But when he first became a sperm, he was really scared for a long time, because when he was sleeping in the cage, he once heard the short-legged hostess mutter: "You can't become a sperm after the founding of the country, or you will cut your breasts."

The young pointed face couldn't help lowering his head and licking the hair on his chest. He didn't want to have his chest cut.

During the time when he became a sperm, the velvet and silver-spotted little pointed face lived a very comfortable life. Every day, he had food, grass and water to drink, and he could go out of the cage at regular times to stroll and take a bath, he could climb boxes, jump out of closets, and Nest on the hostess' shoulders and watch her write danmei novels.

He can understand human language, perceive human emotions, know how to surf the Internet, and listen to gossip in a cage. He has learned a lot, learned about human society and living habits, and even learned to read novels, what? Deep sadomasochistic love, male and female OOXX, dozens of body positions → → Except for the body of a chinchilla and the life instinct of a chinchilla, he is no different from a human being in other respects.

I thought that the rest of my life would be like this, but I didn't want to wake up and suddenly become a human being, and be reborn thousands of years later.

The short-legged mistress has long since gone to see the Virgin Mary, and even the earth is gone.

It's a pity that he hasn't experienced what it's like to ride a female chinchilla in his previous life. If he wants to experience it in this life, it's fine if his physical condition doesn't allow it. All of his kind have become living fossils! !Not to mention the female ones, there are no male ones!

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When Fade Chen thought of this, he looked at the recruitment information on the light screen, immediately opened the bracelet on his left wrist, and contacted the other party to make an appointment for an interview.

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The Xu Shiqi Institute of Species and Life Sciences' recruitment of a "Chinchilla Genetic Breeding Assistant" has been hanging up for half a year.

At the beginning, there were a lot of applicants, because among so many job advertisements, only this one did not limit academic qualifications and research directions, the threshold was low, and everyone was eligible for interviews.

Everyone had the mentality of giving it a try, but after the interview, they all left in despair. It is said that the interviewer is the general director of the research institute, and the questions he asked were messy, complicated and inexplicable. Cold and mean.

Wave after wave of applicants came for "Chinchilla Genetic Cultivation", but in the end no one applied. The recruitment notice was updated every day and never removed. Over time, everyone felt that Xu Shiqi's research was fundamental. It's not recruiting, no one will go anymore.

But today, the personnel department suddenly received a call, claiming that they saw the recruitment notice and made an appointment for an interview.

The person in charge of the personnel department was stunned for a long time after hanging up the phone, and said to his colleagues in the office, "Someone is here for an interview."

"What? True or false?"

"Who is who? Isn't there no one left?"

"Wow, wouldn't it be possible to see the boss abusing people on the spot again? Thinking about it, I'm a little excited!"

The person in charge of the personnel department waved his hand to tell those gossipers to stay away, and then contacted the research office through internal communication.

Class B laboratory of the Life Research Institute.

In a huge embryo culture hood, there is a mammalian simulated uterus the size of a soccer ball floating. The womb is a dull blood color, and through the simulated sunlight in the culture hood, you can see a gray-black womb inside the simulated uterine membrane. The curled up shadow—it was the Chinchilla, a genetically cultivated species that had been cultivated for a full year, but had never been born.

Commonly known as Totoro.

Several researchers wearing white isolation gowns stood outside the embryo culture hood. The leader was a slender man standing in the front with his back to the crowd. The language seems very indifferent.

The researchers who followed him dared not speak out, because the research institute had already spent too much time for the Chinchilla's embryo.

Logically speaking, if there were no problems with the gene fragment, synthesis method, and breeding process, this Chinchilla should have been born long ago.

What's more, in the current life science species breeding, it either fails or succeeds. There has never been a species breeding that hangs like this, neither dead nor born.

Moreover, all the data of the embryo are good, which can be called perfect. They can't find a reason to destroy this embryo, and after this embryo, they have never successfully cultivated a second Chinchilla embryo.

The researchers are going to be tossed to death by Chinchilla, wishing to kneel down to it, begging it to break out of the world as soon as possible, if it doesn't come out again, the boss will kill them!

The B-level fetal room is quiet, except for the slight sound of the machine running, there are almost no other sounds.

After a long time, an assistant came to the side of the leading man and whispered cautiously: "Dr. Xu..."

"Say." The man didn't turn his head, his voice was cold and unwavering.

"Just now the Human Resources Department communicated that someone saw the recruitment notice and contacted for an interview." As soon as the assistant finished speaking, several researchers next to him were stunned. It had been a long time since no one had come to apply for an interview. Come?This is not scientific.

"Tell the personnel department and contact the communication."

The assistant instantly understood that the big boss was in a bad mood and too lazy to make an appointment.There is no need to meet face-to-face for problems that can be solved by communication.

The assistant nodded, immediately contacted the HR department, and explained.A few minutes later, the lab's intercom came on red.

The researchers took three steps back consciously and neatly, and Dr. Xu pressed the communication button to connect.

Before he could speak, a clear and refreshing male voice came out through the loudspeaker, and the voice echoed in the somewhat empty laboratory: "Hello, are you the interviewer?"

Dr. Xu stood silently facing the glass culture cover from the beginning to the end, raised his hand to signal, and the assistant immediately handed over a black button the size of a fingernail.

Dr. Xu took it, too lazy to exchange pleasantries, and said coldly to the other end: "Let me listen to three audio clips, and then tell me what you understand."

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Fade Chen didn't expect the speed on the other side to be so fast, so he contacted the personnel department, and the other side actually called back and said that the big boss had a telephone interview, and then gave him a short communication number to call back.

After connecting, it was very quiet there, no one responded to his greetings, but a male voice told him coldly to let him listen to the audio.

Fade Chen said "Oh", and listened with earphones plugged into his ears, then picked up the water glass by the table and took a sip of water.

Immediately afterwards, without the slightest preparation, a short whistle-like "beep" suddenly sounded over there.

"Pfft..." Fade Chen sprayed a mouthful of water.

Isn't that the cry of a baby chinchilla?

The whistle-like short "beep" sound was only a few seconds, and then the "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" of different tones sounded in my ears, also only a few seconds away, and the last audio was a little longer and slightly sharper. A bright "ooooooooooooooooo" sound.

It had been a long time since Fade Chen heard the calls of his companions, and he was very happy and excited when he heard them. After all, chinchillas are social animals that live in groups, and they like to live with more than [-] chinchillas.

Moreover, what does it mean to be able to hear the barking of the little chinchilla?It means that it is very likely that this research institute has successfully bred chinchillas!

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After the audio was played, there was no answer from the other end.

The researchers sighed in their hearts. They all knew that this interview was a bit difficult. The other party's voice should be young. How could he know so much?

Chinchilla's research is not the only one being done by their institute, but the analysis of the meaning of chinchilla calls can definitely be regarded as an in-depth discovery. It is impossible for ordinary people to know. What's more, listening to three different calls at once?

No one spoke, and Dr. Xu waited in silence. A few seconds later, just as he raised his hand to cut off the communication, there was a quick answer from the other side: "The first sound is the little chinchilla acting like a baby, the second sound It's a little angry, let the nasty go away; the third sound is that it wants to sleep."

! ! ! !

wait!what did he say?

Everyone in the lab was astonished. The interviewer actually got all the answers right? !

right?No, it's impossible. The other party said with such certainty, it was absolutely impossible to guess.

But how would he know?Have you ever done research on Chinchilla?But the meaning of Chinchilla's cry has only been analyzed by their laboratory so far. How can outsiders know?

Dr. Xu's hand stopped, and the man who had been standing silently finally had some reaction. He looked down at the communicator at hand, and was about to speak, but suddenly heard an exclamation——

"Doctor! It's moving! ... Chinchilla is moving!"

Dr. Xu raised his head suddenly. Sure enough, through the embryo culture cover, the Chinchilla, which had been silent for a long time, suddenly reacted, and the fetal chamber began to contract violently, just like the reaction of mammals when they give birth.

There was a sudden chaos in the laboratory. Someone pressed the orange alarm, closed all the laboratory hatches, someone adjusted the fetal chamber data, and someone monitored the vital signs... But no one remembered the internal communicator that was still connected at this moment.

Exclamations and voices came from Fade Chen's headset, and he was a little drunk. What about the interview?What's the situation now?

"Hello? Hello!?" Does anyone pay attention to him?

Dr. Xu personally took the command, and the researchers reported the monitoring data to him one after another, and the conclusions they drew were really bad.

"Doctor, what should I do? The tire pressure is unstable, the fetal heart rate is also dropping, Chinchilla's vital signs fluctuate too much!"

Fade Chen, who was neglected, heard these words clearly through the communicator, and he suddenly understood that the other party might be in the laboratory, and a chinchilla of the same kind was about to be born! !

"Don't move around!" Fade Chen suddenly shouted into the headset.

Although he was a male chinchilla when he was a chinchilla, and even a female chinchilla had no chance to ride, let alone give birth to a kitten, but animals are different from humans. Humans have language, and knowledge needs to be acquired, but animals No, all their natures are passed on to offspring through genes.

Therefore, chinchillas are born knowing how to give birth!child!son!

A loud shout from the communicator startled everyone, Dr. Xu frowned, and the assistant was about to jump forward to cut off the communication, but there was a "beep beep" sound like a chinchilla coming out from the other end.

Everyone: "..."

Chen Fei pursed his lips, his throat resonated, and he made a cry that belonged to chinchillas, sometimes short and sometimes like screaming, barking a few times, stopping, barking a few times, and stopping again.

"What is he doing?" A voice of doubt came from the quiet laboratory. , Fade Chen silently rolled his eyes - of course it was the cry of the school mother chinchilla when she gave birth.

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Through the communicator, the simulated meowing of chinchilla echoed in the laboratory. The researchers quickly realized what he was doing, and they all found it incredible, but as long as Dr. So everyone turned their heads silently and looked at their big boss.

The man who had been cold and silent all this time slowly raised his hand, motioning for everyone to shut up.

At the same time, in the glass-covered fetal chamber, the little gray shadow was still struggling wildly, but the vital signs were always ups and downs, and the fetal heart rate was always unstable.

Dr. Xu's assistant glanced in the direction of the communicator, and slapped himself on the face with a horrible face. He really wanted to say to the person on the other end of the communication: Brother! !Stop barking! !The fetal chamber glass cover is soundproof!It's soundproof, bro!

"Turn on the soundproofing system."

"what?"

The voice of the big boss sounded calm, but with an undeniable determination, he always stood closest to the glass cover, leaving everyone with only a white and slender back.

"Turn on the sound insulation system, quick!" The assistant was the first to react, and quickly asked the researcher in charge of the system to deal with it.

Soon, the sound insulation effect of the glass cover of the fetal chamber was reduced to the minimum, but the sound of the imitation chinchilla in the communicator has not disappeared.

It may be that the Chinchilla in the womb heard the cry of "the same kind". After struggling more and more weakly, suddenly, through the blood-red film, the small gray-black shadow began to struggle vigorously.

At that moment, everyone in the laboratory saw Chinchilla's complete silhouette through the bloody shadow.

Fade Chen pouted and yelled into the communication for 10 minutes, his cheeks were sore, he couldn't help shouting: "What's going on!?" At least someone should tell him.

Only then did Dr. Xu turn his head, and glanced at the communicator blankly, "Don't stop, call yourself, it's almost ready."

Fade Chen rubbed his cheeks, and had no choice but to continue screaming, fighting for the sake of their descendants in the chinchilla world.

Fade Chen's voice was intermittent, high and low, at least to the ears of professional experimenters, it was not as regular as the voice analysis they had mastered.

But in this kind of cry that they had never heard before and could not grasp, Chinchilla was safely separated from the placenta and was born smoothly!

The little Chinchilla with his eyes closed landed on the cushion covered with soft nano-materials in the womb cover, his whole body was wet, he had pure white fur, only the base of the tail and some silver gray on the ears, and he was only born with half a slap So big, Xiaoxiao was lying softly on his stomach, his body undulating with rapid breathing.

"It's born! It's born!" The eyes of the researchers in the laboratory, who have always been restrained and serious, were all excited at this moment, and they all gathered around the glass cover, staring at the new little life with wide eyes.

Finally gave birth!

Dr. Xu put on gloves, opened the valve of the isolation cover, raised his hands into the womb chamber, carried the belated baby out, put it into the specially built Chinchilla nursery, and handed it over to the researcher in charge.

Everyone was very happy, everyone was very excited, and there was no sound from the communicator at this time.

The researchers all gathered around the nursery to look at the little chinchillas. Only one person took off his gloves and walked to the communicator, "You've been hired, come report tomorrow!"