Eating, drinking, bedding

The shopkeeper of Hongdulou and the shopkeeper of Xin'andang are friends. Seeing his friend being leaned on by a man, his face is flushed and he has no power to fight back. The shopkeeper who has been bullied for many years seems to see a chance to turn around.

So he quietly leaned forward, ignoring Jingtian's eager eyes asking for help, and smiled at Lingduan, "My friend, do you recognize the shopkeeper Jingtian?"

"Yes, I have known him for hundreds of years, no, for thousands of years, we knew him before he was born!" Ling Duan said while drinking, and leaned on Sedum when he couldn't stand still.

"Hey, Sedum, why didn't I know you still have such a good friend?" Shopkeeper Wu looked at Sedum with a smile on his face after speaking, boy, you have today too!

"He's drunk and talking nonsense, and you are talking nonsense too! Shopkeeper Wu, come and save me!" Jing Tian wanted to run, but seeing Ling Duan's eyes, he didn't have the strength to run, so he pushed the person back, and after a while Ling Duan pushed back The end leaned over again.

"Oh, it seems that you have a good relationship." Shopkeeper Wu continued to add fuel to the fire, trying to make the fire burn more intensely.

"No!"

"Yes!"

The two answers were completely different, Jing Tian immediately covered Ling Duan's mouth, "Don't listen to his nonsense, he is drunk and full of nonsense!" As he spoke, he suddenly withdrew his hand and shouted at Ling Duan, "You bastard! Kid!" Raising his hand, he was about to hit someone, but Ling Duan was holding the jug, looking at Sedum with watery eyes, with a smile on his mouth, Sedum immediately turned his eyes away and slowly put down his hand.

"Hey, what's the matter?" The shopkeeper Wu at the side was a little confused, always feeling that he missed something, and hurriedly asked.

"It's nothing, have you done what you were asked to do?" Bypassing Cai Lingduan's licking of his fingers just now, he asked directly.

"Of course!" Isn't it just adding water to the wine to keep Ling Duan from getting too drunk, "But, who will pay for the wine?"

"Of course he gave him the wine he drank!" Sedum glared, he had been tossed all night, so he wouldn't pay Ling Duan for the wine, and glanced at Ling Duan with a blushing face, Ling Duan was so drunk that the stars in his eyes rubbed It was broken, glowing brilliantly, with a foolish smile on his face, "I have no money~"

You can put down a soft voice, Jing Tian swallowed her saliva, and couldn't help remembering that she was covering her mouth just now, her fine and soft lips, and the nimble and flexible tip of her tongue, how disturbed she was to be teased by a man, shaking Shaking his head to sober up, he shouted at Lingduan, "Lingduan, you can do it in moderation! Don't think that I dare not do anything to you because you are a man!"

"What can you do to me?" Ling Duan raised his eyebrows, still smiling, provocative.

"Even if you are a man, I can still strip you naked!"

"Hehe, are you going to marry me?" Hearing Sedum's threat, Ling Duan smiled instead of anger, turned the wine jar upside down and drank the whole jar of wine with a few words, "Boss, please come again!" Give me a jar of wine!"

"Lingduan, do you have any money for wine!" Old daughters are so expensive!

"No!" He answered simply and boldly.

"Then how do you pay for the drink!"

"You give it." The tone of course.

"How do you pay me back?"

"Let's pay for it."

"you……"

"Hee hee, you've made a lot of money by selling yourself to pay off your debts."

"Okay, I'll be thankful if you don't poison Ouyang Shaogong to death. What about you and Ouyang Shaogong..." In the middle of the night, he got up from the bed and drank. Even a fool would know that he was frustrated. No matter how you laugh, it's creepy. After playing with him for a long time, I can't figure out where Ling Duan is singing. To stimulate Ouyang Shaogong, you don't need to go to Yuzhou to find someone so far away, right?The juniors in Tianyong City can make Ouyang Shaogong go crazy just by finding someone interesting.

Unexpectedly, the words were so ordinary, Ling Duan kissed Sedum on the cheek, Sedum was stunned for a while, and when he came back to his senses, Xue Jian twisted his ears and pulled him back. Looking back, Ling Duan hugged another altar Daughter Hong is drinking happily.

Fuck, Ling Duan, you bastard, you saw Xuejian coming on purpose, didn't you!

When Jing Tian was thrown into the study with a bruised nose and swollen face, he saw Ling Duan again, holding the jug, smiling at him with half-closed eyes.

"Laugh, it's because of you that you're still laughing!" It's definitely not a good thing to meet him in the future!

"What do you mean because of me? It was your wife who beat you." I never hit anyone!

"If it wasn't for you, would Xuejian have attacked me?"

"It's hard to say, it might be the same if Xu Changqing comes."

"you……"

"Come, drink with me." Ling Duan took out another jug ​​of wine from under the table, Jing Tian looked down, and there were four or five jars hidden under the table.

"Are you for real?"

"When did I come with you?" Ling Duan shook his head, Sedum watched him drink at least three jars, and there was nothing wrong with his speech.

"Ling Duan, are you okay?" Did you get hit by something...

"It's okay, it's just a little boring." Ling Duan said and took another sip of wine.

"Shao Gong is not by your side, is there something wrong with you?"

"He's not my shadow, isn't it normal not to be by my side, or do you have a crush on Shao Gong?" Ling Duan laughed again as he spoke.

Jing Tian looked at Ling Duan's smile and couldn't figure out what Ling Duan meant. He talked with him all night, but he couldn't figure out whether Ling Duan was really upset or just came to play tricks on him, "I'm talking to you Seriously!"

"I'm not joking with you either." Ling Duan looked at him, gulped down a jar, and unexpectedly took out another jar from under the table.

"Lingduan, what's going on with you..."

"I just want to drink."

Sedum didn't speak any more, and just reached out to grab it. He was the number one warrior in the heaven, so he made up his mind that even if he smashed the wine jar, he couldn't let him drink anymore.As soon as he reached out to pinch the wine jar, Ling Duan also reached out his hand, and it happened that Sedum's fingertips could reach it but couldn't catch it.Jing Tianli struck down with his palm, and he was about to hit Ling Duan's forearm. Ling Duan sank his elbow and threw his hand. This arm went down, but the wine jar was thrown up, and the wine spilled in mid-air to Ling Duan. Opened his mouth and continued, leaned his upper body on Sedum, put his feet against the wine jar, waited for Sedum to push it over again, stretched his toes, and kicked the wine jar down again to continue.

Sedum snatched the wine jar for a long time, like juggling with Lingduan for a long time, Sedum was already tired and gasping for breath, while Lingduan smiled with the wine jar in his arms and his eyes sparkled brightly.

"You're not drunk at all, are you?" This skill, that is drunk, it's like drinking tricks.

"Do you think I'll be drunk?" Ling Duan moved his face closer, the corners of his mouth slightly curled up, and his smile was unpredictable, but it reminded Jing Tian of one thing, "Since Chong Li can't get drunk, why bother to tease me. "

"General Fei Peng's words are wrong. It is always said that people are not drunk when they are drunk. My heart is sober. How can a few jars of wine make me drunk?"

"Don't call me Fei Peng!" Sedum said angrily, he had already given up his identity as Fei Peng, and in this life he only wanted to be the boss of Xin An Dang, and live his life in a normal way.

"If I were Chong Li, then you must be Fei Peng." Ling Duan smiled and took out another jar, raised his head and drank a few sips, then handed it to Sedum, Sedum grumbled unceremoniously, looked at him and said , "Then what do you want?"

"I just want to drink, and by the way I ask you to drink too."

Jing Tian shook his head, in the end Ren Lingduan drank all the wine jars, Lingduan said he was drunk or not, and said that he could not walk steadily if he was not drunk, so he helped him to bed, and then he settled down.

Seeing Ling Duan tossing and tossing all night, Xue Jian couldn't help asking what was going on, Jing Tian rolled her eyes back, if you don't want me to go back to Heaven, just pretend you don't know anything.

"What... does this have to do with Heaven?"

"Okay, don't ask anymore, let's talk about it after I send this ancestor away."

"Send, how do you send it away?"

Sedum waited until Ling Duan fell asleep, and directly carried the person on his back. Ling Duan woke up naturally after such a toss, rubbing his eyes was already wind blowing in his ears, and the stars were twinkling in front of him. Sedum actually carried the man in the middle of the night. He flies in the night sky.

"What do you want to do?"

"Throw it back to Qinchuan."

"You throw me back to Qinchuan today, and the Emperor of Heaven will issue an edict to tell you to go back tomorrow." Lingduan's tone was calm, not drunk at all, but as soon as the words came out, Sedum stopped in mid-air.Sedum hesitated for a moment, then flew up again, but changed direction, and at a faster speed.

"Where are you going this time?" Ling Duan murmured, his eyes were a little hard to open, even with Sedum on his shoulders, he was still unstoppably tired, tossing all night, I really admire Sedum's ability Carried him for so long.

Jing Tian didn't answer, but speeded up. When he reached the place, he found that Ling Duan was already fast asleep. He was so angry that he gritted his teeth and wanted to wake him up, but he was surrounded by long swords just as he raised his fist.

When he finally left Lingduan and went back to Yuzhou rubbing his shoulders, the sky was already pale, after being tossed by Lingduan for a whole night, Sedum was also very tired, and he just wanted to go home and sleep.It's just that when I got home, I found that the atmosphere was not right. In the hall, my three wives stood in a row, all with their heads down.

Is someone here?Jing Tian pulled over, and sure enough, he saw an acquaintance, Ouyang Shaogong.

"You...why are you here?" Pointing at Ouyang Shaogong, his hands were shaking.

"Where's Lingduan?" The tone was gentle and calm.

"I sent him off... I just sent him off." If I had known it earlier, I would have let him sleep until dawn!

"Where did you send it?" Shaogong also smiled, but his smile was more pervasive than that of Lingduan, his whole body exuded the aura of Lao Tzu wanting to report to the office, and the evil spirit rolling in was not inferior to Xie Jianxian.

Jing Tian, ​​who was provoked by horrible memories, shivered all over, and said, "He doesn't want to go back to Qinchuan, I sent him back to Tianyong City..."

Jingtian said, Shaogong nodded with a smile, but the porcelain cup in his hand turned into powder, and a layer of white was sprinkled on the ground, Shaogong flicked the porcelain powder on his clothes, stood up and looked at the scene Tian smiled and said, "Very well, thank you for taking care of him."

"Don't dare to be...don't dare to be..." Can I trouble you to stop laughing.

"Where's his luggage?" Shaogong held Jing Tian's shoulder with one hand, and Jing Tian felt the sweat on his back layer after layer, and smiled, "He just brought a few clothes and sent them back to Tianyong with him the city."

"Thank you." Shaogong patted Sedum on the shoulder, and Sedum's knees softened and almost fell down.

"It's okay...you husband and wife don't quarrel in the future...hehe..." This nima is more terrifying than the other, it's too involved!

"We didn't quarrel." Shaogong looked at Sedum sincerely, and Sedum nodded madly, yes!There was no quarrel, at most it was Ling Duan who unilaterally went back to her mother's house!

"By the way, I heard Mrs. Xuejian say that I owe you money for drinking when I came to bother you yesterday?" Shaogong turned his head, still smiling.

"No, nothing! It's just a drink together as brothers. Of course, I have to show my friendship as a landlord in Yuzhou. Talk about money, and talk about money hurts feelings!" Could it be that I heard some nonsense last night again? Bar?

"Oh...then I heard that there is some kind of 'flesh compensation' relationship between you, isn't it the wine money?" Shaogong smiled even more, and Jingtian felt that the smiles on his face were a little stiff.

"No, no, that's shopkeeper Wu's misheard, there's no such thing at all!" The last time he got sick, maybe Ouyang Shaogong fed something, but this time he absolutely didn't want it.

"Yes, no matter what, I still want to thank Brother Jingtian for entertaining Duan'er last night. Shaogong thanked him first here." Shaogong cupped his hands in a gentle manner.

"It's okay, it should be!" Sedum nodded like a pounding garlic.

"Since Duan'er is not here, it's inconvenient for me to bother you. I'll come back another day."

"Please, please!"