pregnant woman legend

"Little Sanzi, why are you running so fast?"

"Hurry up, I'm going to see the monster—"

"monster?"

Seeing the puzzled face of the little friend, the little fat man with the fat head giggled and said: "My mother said that he is a male monster who can give birth to babies. Now he is caught by Uncle Zhao and is tied up in the village. It’s time to burn it and eat it.”

"Eat?" The tall boy was horrified when he heard it, and knocked a chestnut on the head of Xiaosanzi, and laughed: "You foodie! If you burn something to eat, I'm afraid it will burn him to death... Forget it, I’m not sure if I’m talking to you here, let’s go and have a look!” Saying that, the party took the little fat man’s hand and hurried to the village.

Just as the pair of little people ran hand in hand to the big locust tree at the entrance of the village, commotion gradually broke out in the quiet Zhaojia Village.It was supposed to be a quiet moment when the hoe was returning home and the evening cooking was curling up, but because of the appearance of such a "monster", there was a huge disturbance.

The villagers gathered more and more, and gradually formed a human wall under the big locust tree at the head of the village.There were also many villagers who had just returned from working in the fields, and they couldn't figure out the situation for a while, so they stared at the figure tied to the fire frame in the middle of the crowd, and asked about the situation in a hurry.

Noisy voices came and went, mixed with childish voices of children laughing and booing, and the huge village was as chaotic as an early-rising vegetable market. From time to time, a shrill female voice sounded, and all the words and words aroused the exclamation of the onlookers.

The figure hung on the pyre seemed to have lost consciousness, and did not respond to the clamor of the surrounding villagers.Buried in the pile of firewood from his feet to his calves, his arms were tied to the wooden frame, his drooping face was covered by his thick black hair, and an unremarkable thin shirt was loosely covered on his thin body. A person is lifeless, like an abandoned, lifeless doll.

In the midst of the commotion, someone in the crowd yelled "Here comes the patriarch", and the chaotic crowd fell silent immediately.

With a cough, an old and majestic voice sounded from outside the human wall. It was a shriveled old man, leading a crowd of people behind him. He was wearing a satin gown, which showed that he was different from the surrounding villagers. Patriarch Zhao Dameng.

Glancing majestically at the figure on the fire frame, Zhao Dameng turned his head and said, "What's going on? The kid who was sent here couldn't explain clearly... Honestly, Zhao, tell me yourself !"

"Patriarch, this..." Zhao Laoshi swallowed a mouthful of saliva, with a pair of cloudy eyeballs rolling around, he took two steps forward and was about to speak, but was pinched by the strong woman behind him. Shivering, he groaned twice and said, "Patriarch, that's what happened..."

"Yesterday, I took the plum wine made by my mother-in-law to the wine shop in the city to exchange money, and bought some food and other sundries by the way. Because it was late, I stayed in the county town for one night and planned to drink it the next day. I rushed back early in the morning... and on the way back to the village this morning, I picked up... picked up such a person..."

"The man's complexion was not good, and he was staggering when he walked. When he saw my ox cart, he waved his hand and said he wanted a ride. I was kind enough to let him get in the car. But it turned out that I didn't expect it. .....he passed out in my car..."

"I saw how pitiful he looked, and he couldn't wake up, so I simply took him back to the village and asked the doctor in the town to see him, thinking that he would wake up before making any plans... ...But, I didn't expect... He, he was pregnant with a baby! This frightened us... I was pity him, thinking... ...."

The mother-in-law next to Zhao Laoshi's big pancake face has already turned purple and blue. Seeing that her husband speaks better than singing, even in front of the patriarch, she can't suppress the anger that bursts out of her body, and she can't help it. Screaming and interrupting him: "Mr. Zhao! Don't put gold on your face! Why did you pick someone up on the road... You said heavenly scriptures!"

Listening to the woman's voice, it was the sharp female voice that was "talking" in the crowd just now, but she said loudly: "...it's late and I have no choice but to stay in the city... I'm afraid you didn't go to the kiln to find your old friend?! Ah? Let me ask you, six jars of wine used to sell at least two taels of silver, why did you only bring back one tael or three taels of silver this time? The rest What about the seven coins? Shouldn’t it be thrown on Sister Yao’s stomach?! Say your name is Zhao Laoshi, everyone knows that you have bad water in your stomach, Sister Yao can’t play enough, and you even play with Rabbit Master?! You You damn short-lived ghost, I was really blind to find something like you..."

As the party said, this Zhao Li actually sat down on the ground and howled.

Mrs. Zhao's face was blue and blue by what his mother-in-law said, and he wanted to have an attack, but he didn't dare in front of the patriarch. When he was in a hurry, he heard Mrs. Zhao crying again: "I'm here today! You worked so hard in the field, and after finally earning your life, you came home, and saw you lying on the rabbit master, kissing and chewing, and you insisted on paying a doctor to treat this male vixen..... What disease?! This time it’s healed? You actually found a male monster who can conceive a baby! The monster is tied up, you are afraid that you are too scared to even go back to the house, right? You tortoise bastard..."

Seeing Zhao Li's mouthful turtle bastard, and the neighbors in the neighborhood whispering and pointing at him and his wife, Zhao Laoshi finally couldn't hold it anymore, kicked his wife over, blushed and cursed angrily: "You stinky bitch, spray shit all day long, see if I don't beat you to death!"

The party said, Zhao Laoshi gave Zhao Lishi a good beating, how could the pungent woman be willing to give up, and she just threw a slap in the face, and the two of them actually started fighting in front of everyone for a while, making a fuss dog jump!

Seeing Zhao Laoshi and his wife messing around in front of him, Zhao Dameng couldn't help being so angry that his goatee turned up.He always knew that he couldn't tell the truth from Zhao Laoshi's mouth, so he let Zhao Lishi play around. Now seeing the two of them fighting here without any regard for face, he felt that his patriarch's dignity had been seriously challenged , couldn't help being furious, and shouted: "Stop it!"

Seeing his father's fury, Zhao Jian, who was following Zhao Dameng, hurriedly directed several clan brothers around him to go forward and tear apart Zhao Laoshi and his wife who were fighting hard.The two of them still refused to give up, they were still swearing, their hands and feet kept flailing, Zhao Jian went up and slapped each of them before they calmed down.A cry was heard next to him, and it was Xiao Shunzi, the only son of Zhao Laoshi's family, who was petrified by the scene just now. Seeing his parents being beaten this time, he cried loudly as if he had just woken up from a dream.

Zhao Dameng's face sank, and immediately a woman walked out quickly, coaxing Xiao Shunzi away all the way, and the chaotic scene settled down.

Zhao Dameng gasped for a while, cursed a few words angrily, then paused his crutches to calm down, pointed to the person hanging on the wooden frame and said: "This is that... male monster? "

Zhao Lishi gave Zhao Laoshi a bitter look, and nodded.

"Is this a man?" Zhao Dameng looked at her for a moment, then frowned: "Is she really pregnant with a baby?"

Seeing the disbelief on the patriarch's face, Zhao Li became anxious, and hurriedly said: "Patriarch, it's absolutely true! This male monster really has a body and is pregnant... If you don't believe me, go ask the town Dr. Lu, who was diagnosed at the time, scared Dr. Lu away... But since Dr. Lu said so, he must be right!"

Zhao Dameng nodded. Dr. Lu's medical skills are well-known all over the country, so there should be no mistake. Since this is the case, I am afraid that this person is really a male monster who can conceive a baby.Thinking in this way, Zhao Dameng took a closer look at the "monster's" abdomen. Sure enough, although the clothes were loose, if you look carefully, you can still vaguely see the shape of the bulge on the lower abdomen.

Touching the goatee on his chin, Zhao Dameng was already thinking about it, and was about to speak, but saw the figure on the wooden frame swaying, as if he had regained consciousness, and the thick black hair followed the owner's movements. Gently flicking the two sides apart, the "male monster" slowly raised his head, revealing a pale face.

The author has something to say: Well, get a vaccination in advance~

The opening of this life is a bit heavy-handed, but it will definitely not let our family suffer too much. Laohua is a real mother, so when you look back, you are too nervous~