Heshen is a strict wife

One year old

【Day [-]】

Well, I admit it-it is said that at this time, I don't know anything or anything.

However, Er Niang told me that a good child is a child who can write daily, so I decided to write a diary every day.

The story begins from day one.

My name is Ruiyuan, Ama is He Shen, the military minister who has enemies all over the court, and Er Niang is Feng Shuangzhi, a vicious lady who is not popular with women.Of course, you must have heard that when I was a child, I was changed by a big dragon named Qianlong to a name that is said to be very pretentious-Fengshen Yinde.

Er Niang said that I picked it up, and said that there were a group of beggars begging outside the gate of the house that day, and I was collecting debts from Er Niang.

Forget it, my hands are sore, I don’t write.

On the first day, it was fine when I fell asleep.

【Second day】

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I shouldn’t remember anything at such a young age. If I write too much, I feel too fake.

【The third day】

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两岁

【The third day】

This was the happiest day for me. The weather in Yangzhou was not good, and I was a little bit unaccustomed to the cuteness. Er Niang took care of me, and Ama came back from outside.

Then, my nemesis was born.

I seem to have forgotten to mention that, as an excellent man, I have a nickname that people will laugh at—Tuanzi.

This must be Erniang's discrimination against me. Ama is still used to Erniang calling me by my name together, so she is not happy at all.

So after my nemesis was born, I lay down and listened to Er Niang and the others. I had already named my nemesis Daimei, which was not a good name, and I was not happy at all.

Then my Ama asked: Let’s have a nickname.

My mother-in-law said, "What's the name?"

The lovely Ama replied: You can get up as much as you like.

Afterwards, the enchanting mother-in-law tapped the forehead of my nemesis sister, and said, "Let's call it Yuanzi."

what!what!what!

——It turns out that the cutest person is not me, but my little sister who was born not long ago.

【[-]rd day】

Adorable Yuanzi today, many people I don't know came here during the day, and I'm not happy again.

This guy stole my mother-in-law and Ama, the eyes and admiration from others, and my... um, snacks?I don't remember, anyway, she robbed me of a lot of things.

Hearing that many congratulatory gifts had been sent from the capital, Er Niang hung her a long-lived lock that matched the lock on my neck, smiling very warmly.

Ama and Erniang looked at some drugs on the table, and they were speechless.

In the end, my mother-in-law said: Forget it, he has intentions, but I lack intentions.Put it in the warehouse, just pretend it's gone.

That night, Ama bullied my mother-in-law, I could hear it clearly.

Hmph, it's not a man to bully a woman.

Angry, I took the opportunity to kick Yuanzi and heard her cry. I was finally happy and fell asleep with peace of mind.

【Day 180】

stupid!round!son!she!Urine!bed!up!

I!No!open!Heart!

——My mother thought I did it, err.

I decided to blacklist Yuanzi, who plotted against me deeply, and wait and see, Jiang is still hot!

[Day 290]

Today, young master, I am refreshed, and with the help of my mother, I have taken the first step in life.

In my mother's words, Tuanzi, ah bah, one small step for Rui Yuan, one giant leap for Qing Dynasty.

——The bright future is ahead, get rid of that idiot Yuanzi, and I will be the heart and soul of Ama and Erniang, Oye.

【Day 310】

Today, a careless servant almost spilled hot tea on Yuanzi's body. Fortunately, I was smart and hugged my sister.

Tsk, look at my mother-in-law who thinks I've been burned, that stupid look, but I'm actually wearing a thick padded jacket, so I'm fine.

Well, it actually hurts a little bit.

When Mariko grows up in the future, I will tell her about this, how great her brother and I are.

[Day 360]

I can run down the ground.Notes: With the help of Mammy.

Starting today, I have completely broken away from the vulgar taste of my gums and become an elegant person.

Today I secretly ate the sweetened milk that Mammy prepared for Yuanzi, it tastes good.

My sister has already evolved half of her teeth, which is gratifying.

Three years old

【Day [-]】

Today is my birthday and I finally have my own little coffers.

My greedy mother and greedy Ama were going to annex the gifts and money that the guests gave me. After I defended my sovereignty with my own claws, they finally compromised.

Er Niang built a warehouse for me, and by the way put Yuanzi's warehouse next to my small treasury.

My keys are hanging around my neck, Mariko that idiot...

Well, this is my fault, I shouldn't have snatched her keys, but she bit me and dared to complain to my mother by crying, it really broke my heart.

Suddenly I felt that I was getting old, and even Yuanzi was disobedient.

Ugh.

【The third day】

On Mariko's birthday, she dressed like a big silly monkey. During the festive days, everyone laughed when she saw her, and wanted to bite me when she turned around.

Bah, no big or small stinky Yuanzi, he dares to do evil because he is younger than me!

Look, look, it's biting me again!

I cried and looked for my mother-in-law. My mother-in-law looked at me, then at Yuanzi, and asked the beautiful sister Mei Xiang to give me medicine——

The cruel mother said: Yuanzi must have been your enemy in her previous life.

Wuwuwu, Er Niang, you really understand the righteousness, you have sharp eyes, and you can see through Yuanzi's disguise immediately. She must be a demon star who came to harm me on purpose!

Then Er Niang glanced at me and said: "Be honest, tell me how much money you stole from her in your previous life, shall I pay it back for you?"

... This woman is not my mother-in-law!

【Day [-]】

After thinking about it, tossing and turning, when the sun rose, I made a difficult decision: I want to run away from home.

【Day [-]】

Mariko, the monster, has also taken the first step in life, and I suddenly feel a lot of pressure.

No, before I run away from home, Mariko must be killed to ensure that I am the most outstanding child in this family!

The plan to run away from home is suspended. I will work hard to walk, walk, and defeat the evil Dayuanzi. Long live liberalism!

【Day 120】

Good news: Here is a dumpling that can walk freely!

Yes, you heard me right, I can walk on my own, run as fast as I want—look!Mammy can't catch me!

Haha, bye bye, evil Yuanzi!

——then I lost sight of the road and fell into the water.

【Day 120】

How can I, who is physically strong, be overwhelmed by the wind and cold?

A sneeze!

Five words floated from the sky: That's nothing

A sneeze!

Er Niang guarded me all day, and Ama also guarded me.Grandpa, I'm just as good as I am.It's rare that Yuanzi's girl also has a conscience, watching me cry, idiot - cry, I can't die, young master.

[Day 160]

After more than half a month of hard work, the son of the boss, my indomitable Duanzi, finally came back to life with full blood!

Let's counterattack, regiment—ah bah!Mr. Ruiyuan!

Continue to walk in a hurry, it doesn't matter if you fall once, so that the silly Yuanzi behind my butt can't catch up, hahaha...

Come chase me, chase me, silly Yuanzi.

【Day 290】

I found out tragically that Mariko could walk by herself.

Hey, why does a girl walk faster than me?This unscientific!

I began to think about the meaning of life: I must have irritated her by running too fast, which is self-defeating and not a wise man.

Starting today, I decided not to get out of bed, let Mariko run around like a fool.

Brother, the peonies are blooming outside!

It's none of my business, don't go!

Brother, carp are coming up outside!

It's none of my business, don't go!

Brother, Uncle Liu Quan'er has brought back sugar figurines!

It's none of my business, don't go!

Brother, my mother-in-law and I went out to watch the lanterns!

fuck my ass-

Hello!Mother, you are discriminating against me!

Four years old

【Day [-]】

Today is my birthday again, but Erniang and Ama don't seem to be very happy, and Wu Yuanzi dared not speak today, just sat on the sidelines and looked at them and me.

I squeezed Yuanzi's position, and she winked at me.

The atmosphere is not right today.

A well-dressed man came in outside and handed me a letter to my mother, who gave it to my mother.

Er Niang opened the letter and read it, then she didn't speak for a long time.

After a long time, Ama also took the letter.

When I was sleeping at night, I heard Ama talking to Uncle Liu Quaner, that Uncle Fukang'an who often gave me birthday presents, seemed to have gone to a place called the battlefield and never came back.

【The third day】

I didn't have a good birthday, and Mariko's birthday didn't go well either.

But fortunately, I was prepared before, I took a piece of jade ring from my small treasury and gave it to her, Yuanzi said disgusted, but snatched it like a little money fan.

Hmph, how can my daughter's wealth be as rich as mine?

No matter what Fukang Anfu Changan, as long as I live well.

【Day 130】

I started to learn how to read, and Yuanzi pestered me to go with me, but Er Niang couldn't resist her, so she agreed.

A woman's lack of talent is virtue, and Yuanzi in my family was not raised according to the daughter's family.

At that moment, a strong sense of crisis suddenly emerged from all over my body - Er Niang, you are trying to force your son to death!

Mariko is thinner than me, has thinner eyebrows, bigger eyes, and a better face than me, but the important thing is that she is more scheming than me!Er Niang, it's not good for you to let her little brat go to school with me!

unhappy!The Runaways Program Reboots!

【Day 150】

I was slapped on the palm of my hand by my husband, and it hurts badly.

Yuanzi secretly ran to find Sister Wei Mian and asked for ointment for me to apply, but she mumbled that she was afraid that her mother would feel distressed if she found out.

What a good sister, I just wanted to show Er Niang the injury on her hand, and you even gave me medicine—good sister, are you the legendary pig teammate?

[Day 330]

Alas, being a human is so tiring.

I told my sister, let's make a pig together, and she painted a bastard on my face while I was asleep.

Tired of not loving.

[Day 360]

Finally got a chance.

I drew a particularly expressive big pig on my sister's back. Stupid Yuanzi was laughed at wherever he went, and he didn't realize it.

Others laughed at her, and she laughed too, which was so stupid.

My mother-in-law covered her stomach with a smile when she saw it, and Ama shook her head when she saw it.

When she finally found out, she screamed in anger, and when she was sleeping in the middle of the night, she came over to cover my head with a quilt.

Fuck, the earth is too dangerous, Er Niang take me back to Mars!

Six years old

【Eighth day】

The birthday party was lively for a while, and Ama didn't know what to say to anger Er Niang, so she was thrown to sleep in the study.

My stalking sister ran to comfort Ama, and I reported it to my mother, tsk, the father and daughter are going to sleep in the study together——My mother is mine!

【No.19th】

Writing a diary is so tiring, I feel that I am not cute anymore.

Today I decided to take a closer look at the route of running away from home. Yuanzi's tendency to violence has become more and more serious recently, and I feel like I can't bear it anymore.

Pack your bags early, count your own small coffers, and tell a dangerous creature like Yuanzi for nothing as soon as possible. Since Er Niang said that I picked it up, I will wander the world!

Let me figure out how much it will cost me to go out. I still want to buy sweet-scented osmanthus cakes, sugar figurines, scallion crisps, sesame cakes, eight-treasure duck...

Hey—— Mariko asked me to go out to the temple fair, so I'll go rough first, everyone is cute, come back and continue writing.

~(≧▽≦)/~ la la la