Out of place

What to eat for dinner, there is no result of the discussion, but lunch can be eaten.

When Cheng Boyan and Xiang Xi were lying on the rocks on the top of the mountain and chatting, Cheng Boyan's cell phone rang, and he picked it up: "Hello."

"Boss, the meal is almost ready, we are ready to come over to Missy." The voice of the farm owner came out.

"Okay, that's over," Cheng Boyan smiled, sat up, and patted Xiang Xi's leg, "Go down the mountain, the meal is almost ready."

"Quite fast," Xiang Xi immediately kicked his legs and jumped off the rock, "Go, my fried grasshopper..."

Xiang Xi was eating all morning, Cheng Boyan was licked by a dog, and he couldn't accept eating with his hands, so he didn't eat a bite, and now he felt a little hungry, but when he heard the word "grasshopper", he suddenly felt hungry again. I feel full and can't seem to eat.

When I returned to the farm, I saw several groups of people, probably the guests from the cars parked at the door, all of whom were summoned by the boss to come back for dinner one after another.

"Hey," Xiang Xi suddenly poked Cheng Boyan's waist with his hand, "Look at those two."

Cheng Boyan was about to go to the kitchen to look at the dishes, but when he poked his waist, he almost shot back and swung his hand back: "What?"

"Those two." Xiang Xi rolled his eyes and pointed to the side with his eyes, "they are the two on the mountain."

Cheng Boyan looked over and saw two young people walking over in a group, both of them had an indescribably happy expression on their faces, and the woman's hair was a bit messy, as a senior person who pays attention to hygiene and appearance Cheng Boyan also saw a small piece of dead grass in the hair on the side of her neck.

"Don't look blindly." Cheng Boyan pushed him and went into the kitchen.

"Boss," the two young men followed into the kitchen. The man squeezed Cheng Boyan away and said to the boss, "Bring us the dishes to the box by the water. That's box No. 3."

"Hey, there are people on the 3rd, you can change it." The boss said.

No. 3 was reserved when Cheng Boyan came. It's by the water, and the window can see the water surface, which feels pretty good.

"Didn't you say that you can choose any room at will? Why is there someone else? When we came, there was no one!" The woman said very annoyed.

"No one came here, but if you were asked to choose, didn't you not choose?" The boss looked at Cheng Boyan and the others, "These two guests have booked, you can change to another room, there is also one next to it."

"That room has a nice view, hey, our things have already been put in," the woman frowned and looked at Cheng Boyan, "Why don't you change to another room."

Cheng Boyan was researching whether the dishes made in the kitchen environment would cause stomach upset, and after hearing this, he turned his head and said, "I'm sorry, I won't change it."

"It's the same as the one next to it. We put everything in it, but you still tell us to take it out," the woman still frowned, "You said you ordered it, so you put something in it, so that people can see it." I know there are people in this room!"

"Blame me?" Cheng Boyan looked at her.

"How to talk!" The man also came over and looked at Cheng Boyan, "How to talk! Tell you to change rooms, how to talk!"

"I said, no change," Cheng Boyan said, "No, change."

Without waiting for the two to talk again, Cheng Boyan pulled Xiang Xi out of the kitchen, and then added: "Boss, bring the dishes here later, and a big Coke."

"Okay." The boss replied inside.

"Who is it!" The woman followed, standing outside the kitchen door and raising her voice, "A dilapidated house is still a treasure and still refuses to leave!"

"Forget it," the man said, "that's what people who haven't come out to play before."

"I haven't come out to play like this before, it's better that you guys have experience," Xiang Xi had already become angry when the two of them rudely asked them to change houses, and kept suppressing it. Now, when he heard this, he immediately Turning his head, "there aren't enough waves on the mountain, are you planning to pick a box with a good view and watch the river and have another shot?"

The two were stunned at the same time, the woman's face flushed immediately, and the man was stunned for a long time before shouting: "What are you talking about!"

Xiang Xi ignored him, turned around and left.

"Are you looking for a fight?" Cheng Boyan said after walking for a while.

"Let's fight. I'm not afraid. My dad is here," Xiang Xi said. My son thinks that when the sun rises, the mountains will give birth to a piece of Qinling Mountains!"

"Hey, hey," Cheng Boyan looked at him, "You say you're addicted, right?"

"Let me tell you," Xiang Xi chuckled, "Sometimes I have to say that to relieve my hatred. If you were here, I would definitely have to talk about myself in a happy mood before I stop."

"Change your bad temper. It's easy to cause trouble outside alone." Cheng Boyan patted his head.

"I won't go out alone in the future." Xiang Xi said with a smile.

When we got to the room, when we opened the door, we could see a hat on the table. Cheng Boyan was stunned: "I thought they put something here."

"Is it really just taking up a seat?" Xiang Xile laughed, and went over to take the hat and wanted to throw it out.

"Let's hang the nails on the door." Cheng Boyan said.

Xiang Xi clicked his tongue, went out and hung the hat on the wall.

"The person just said that we haven't come out to play..." Cheng Boyan sat down and stretched his legs, "To be honest, I really haven't played like this before."

"Do you think it's unhygienic?" Xiang Xi sat next to him, "This is the first trip to disinfectant?"

Cheng Boyan smiled for a long time: "Yes."

"I haven't played before." Xiang Xi leaned on the table. "When I was young, I saw the children in the alley go to the spring outing with the school. I was very envious. I have never been there. I usually go to the closed construction site by myself. I think that’s about it, for outings, the grass grows taller than me in some places on the construction site, but there is nothing to eat.”

"So we roasted the grasshopper's legs?" Cheng Boyan asked.

"You don't understand now. There were no grasshoppers during the spring outing, and there were only after May," Xiang Xi said with a smile. Hey, there are still silkworm chrysalis to eat right now..."

"Okay," Cheng Boyan quickly interrupted him, "I see."

"They are all very nutritious things," Xiang Xi said, "Isn't Director Xu very particular about nutrition? Didn't I tell you?"

"You can also supplement these proteins by eating other things," Cheng Boyan said helplessly, "Others, normal food."

While talking, the boss opened the door and came in, holding a steaming pot, and put it on the induction cooker on the table: "The mountain spring chicken is here, there is nothing but salt, eat it hot, and it tastes fresh. "

"Thank you." Cheng Boyan smiled.

Behind the boss was a waiter who carried several dishes on a plate and announced the names of the dishes while putting them on the table: "Dried bamboo shoots and bacon, old pumpkin, fried grasshoppers."

When it came to frying grasshoppers, he put the plate in front of Cheng Boyan. Cheng Boyan took a look and said it was fried grasshoppers, but it was actually deep-fried grasshoppers. good smell.

But after taking a closer look, Cheng Boyan felt goosebumps when he saw those stunned grasshopper legs, and quickly turned his eyes away.

The boss and the waiter went out after serving the dishes. Cheng Boyan took the bag and took out the disinfectant. The tableware on the table was packed in sterile packaging, but it is the off-season now, and I don’t know how long these tableware have been placed. He looked at these The tableware said: "I will dismantle it in a while..."

"Well," Xiang Xi responded, reaching out to the plate in front of him, squeezed a grasshopper and put it in his mouth, "Hey! It's delicious, it's delicious! It smells so good!"

"You..." Cheng Boyan held the disinfectant that he was about to pass to him, feeling powerless to say anything more, and squeezed some disinfectant on his hand, "At least eat with chopsticks?"

Xiang Xi smiled and stretched out his hand: "Squeeze some for me, how do I get the bowl? Boiling water?"

Cheng Boyan squeezed some disinfectant on his hand, then touched the teapot on the table, "The water temperature is as high as 60 degrees."

Xiang Xi pointed to the side: "There is a kettle, just boil some water."

"It's up to you." Cheng Boyan sighed.

Xiang Xi rubbed his hands well, poured the water from the teapot into the kettle and boiled it, scalded the two sets of utensils with boiling water, and put them in front of Cheng Boyan: "You have worked hard today, Dad."

"Good boy," Cheng Boyan smiled, and poured Coke for him, "Eat it."

"Don't tell me, the taste of this farm food is quite good." Xiang Xi picked up a piece of old pumpkin and ate it in his mouth. "I just saw that they still burn firewood in the kitchen. The firewood rice must be delicious. Let's have two more in a while." A bowl of rice, right?"

"Okay," Cheng Boyan nodded, took Xiang Xi's bowl and gave him a bowl of chicken soup, "This chicken is not bad. Although it was not raised since childhood, it is better than the one sold in our supermarket."

"In any case, I ran all over the mountain and ate worms for a month." Xiang Xi took a bite of the chicken, "The skin is crispy, so delicious, so the food has to be wild and delicious...you want Don’t try the grasshopper, order everything.”

"No." Cheng Boyan flatly refused.

"But it's really delicious. It's a pity if you don't eat it." Xiang Xi ate another grasshopper. "It's like eating a scorpion. You close your eyes and bite..."

"You still eat scorpions?" Cheng Boyan interrupted him.

"Close your eyes, boast and bite, hey! It's delicious!" Xiang Xi insisted on finishing his words before answering his question, "Well, yes, I eat scorpions, what's wrong?"

"It's nothing," Cheng Boyan looked at the grasshoppers on the plate in front of him, "I just looked at these legs and..."

"It's easy to say," Xiang Xi grabbed a grasshopper, pulled off the legs very carefully, and then handed it in front of him, "Here."

"Can I not eat it?" Cheng Boyan stared at the legless grasshopper, and looked even more disgusting as if he knew it after losing the legs.

"I didn't touch it with my hand," Xiang Xi moved closer to him, "Eat one, it's the first time I feed you, you can't disrespect me like this..."

Cheng Boyan glanced at him and didn't speak. He was silent for almost a minute. He opened his mouth for the last time and ate the grasshopper into his mouth.

"Is it delicious?" Xiang Xi immediately raised his eyebrows and asked happily.

"I..." Cheng Boyan said vaguely, "I'm holding it in my mouth, I didn't dare to chew it."

"Quacha," Xiang Xi looked at him and gestured with his hand, "Quacha."

Cheng Boyan didn't move.

"Eat you! Hurry up!" Xiang Xi patted the table with wide eyes, "It's really hard work!"

Cheng Boyan boasted and bit down.

"Hey, that's right," Xiang Xi laughed immediately, "Is it delicious?"

"It's...well." Cheng Boyan chewed it a few times. To be honest, if you keep your eyes closed and don't tell him what it is, it is indeed delicious, fragrant and crispy.

"The boss has managed to fry it well. It's crispy on the outside and tender on the inside." Xiang Xi picked up two pieces and put them in his mouth, chewing them. "I'll eat more, and I won't be able to eat them when I go back."

Cheng Boyan looked at him without saying a word.

"Isn't it?" Xiang Xi said in a low voice, "There should be no too much oil, no too much salt, no too much sugar, whatever tastes good, whatever is enough..."

"I want to eat," Cheng Boyan touched his face, "I'll just talk about it."

"Eat grasshoppers?" Xiang Xi tilted his head and bit his finger.

Cheng Boyan smiled and said nothing.

This farm meal was very full, and there were too many dishes, because it was not easy to pack, so the two of them ate hard in order not to waste it, and because firewood rice was usually unavailable, they ate two more bowls of rice.

"I can't do it anymore." Cheng Boyan said while clutching his stomach when the dishes on the table were almost finished.

"The toilet is next to the fish pond." Xiang Xi said while drinking the soup.

"I don't want to go to the bathroom, I just want to say that I eat too much," Cheng Boyan leaned on the chair, "If my mother knows that I eat like this, I guess I...you can still drink soup?"

"Slip, the soup doesn't take up much space," Xiang Xi wiped his mouth after drinking the soup, and hiccupped, "I might not be able to eat quicksand buns at night."

After the meal, Cheng Boyan took Xiang Xi and strolled in the woods beside the fish pond in the garden for about an hour, feeling that his stomach was no longer hanging on his body, so he went to pay the bill.

"Are you happy?" He asked as he drove back.

"Happy," Xiang Xi put the car seat down, half lying down with a happy face, "very happy, very happy, how about you?"

"I'm also very happy." Cheng Boyan smiled.

"No way, I think you feel heroic and righteous today," Xiang Xi felt happy after thinking about it, "Stop saying that you are not a clean freak."

"It wasn't originally, it's just that the hygiene habits are strict..." Cheng Boyan said.

"Still stubborn." Xiang Xi said with a smile.

"It's not being stubborn..." Cheng Boyan thought for a while, "Even if it's cleanliness, it's probably cured today."

When we returned to the city, it was already four o'clock, the car passed the tea restaurant, Xiang Xi glanced out the window: "I don't have any appetite, am I sick?"

"Don't eat tonight." Cheng Boyan felt that it was superfluous for the two of them to plan what to have for dinner today. Even if they put Hu Hai's specialty dishes in front of them, they probably wouldn't be able to eat them.

"I think I can stop eating," Xiang Xi sighed, "but what should I do if I'm hungry at night?"

"Don't you still have some snacks, or I'll make you some porridge." Cheng Boyan said.

"Hey, I still have a lot of snacks." Xiang Xi grabbed the bag and looked at it, "There are also small breads, that's enough, it's ok, and there's a big bucket of milk in the refrigerator."

As soon as he entered the house, before Xiang Xi's shoes were changed, Cheng Boyan rushed into the bathroom recklessly, and immediately there was the sound of rushing water.

"Do you want me to help you with your clothes?" Xiang Xi asked after changing his shoes and walked to the bathroom door.

"No," Cheng Boyan said inside, "Don't hang your dirty clothes in the cabinet after you change them. Throw them into the washing machine, and don't change your clothes. You have to wash them off together."

"Oh," Xiang Xi took off his clothes and pants, and threw them into the washing machine, "Where are the clothes you changed? Let's take them out and wash them together."

Cheng Boyan opened the bathroom door, handed out his clothes, and looked up and down at Xiang Xi who was only wearing a pair of underwear with his head bubbling: "Little bastard, let me tell you something."

"Huh?" Xiang Xi looked at him.

"You're fat," Cheng Boyan pointed at him, "you've gained a lot of weight."

"Really?" Xiang Xi looked down at himself, "I don't feel it! Is it ugly? Where is the fat? Legs? Belly? Butt?"

Cheng Boyan laughed, and said unhurriedly, "They're all fat."

"I can't! I can't!" Xiang Xi became impatient, and his voice lit up immediately, "Is it ugly! Isn't it ugly!"

"It's not ugly," Cheng Boyan couldn't help but smile seeing him like this. Although Xiang Xi usually didn't say that he could wear whatever clothes he had, he just pointed at his cropped trousers, studded boots and mo Xigan, I knew that this kid was actually quite stinky, "I actually want to say, you are fatter now, and you look much better."

Xiang Xi stared at him suspiciously for a long time: "Really?"

"Really." Cheng Boyan said while scratching his head.

"You always comfort me," Xiang Xi pushed him away into the bathroom, looked at the big mirror on the wall, looked at it for a while, and sighed, "Hey, I didn't take off my clothes before, and now I don't There is no comparison."

"I have a comparison." Cheng Boyan stepped back and stood under the nozzle, "You used to be so skinny that you could see your ribs, but now you can't see them. This is pretty good, and it feels good to the touch. I like it."

"Praise is good, you have to say something hooligan to ruin your sincerity." Xiang Xi squinted at him.

"You look so good now," Cheng Boyan said, "Is this okay?"

"Thank you," Xiang Xi said, "you can take a shower, can you come out in an hour?"

"...More or less." Cheng Boyan smiled.

Xiang Xi washed his clothes and went back to the living room. He actually didn't feel like he had done much today, but he still felt sleepy after sitting on the sofa.

He pressed a table casually to watch, and he fell asleep not long after lying on the sofa.

When the phone rang, he didn't hear it, but Cheng Boyan poked his head out from the bathroom and shouted: "Xiang Xi! Can't you hear your phone ringing?"

"Oh!" Xiang Xi was startled and jumped up from the sofa.

When he took the phone, he saw that the caller ID on it was Police Officer Li, and he shivered suddenly: "It's Officer Li who helped me with my account registration!"

"Do you have a letter? Quickly pick it up." Cheng Boyan said.

Xiang Xi answered the phone: "Hi Officer Li!"

"Hi Xiangxi," Police Officer Li's voice came out, "Your account has been settled. You are a collective account, so you have an account card, and you can also apply for an ID card. Come over tomorrow. , I'll take you to do it."

"Is there anything else I should prepare?" Xiang Xi felt that his voice was quite calm, but his heart was churning so badly that the phone case clicked with his fingers.

"No need, just come here in person. ID card is like this, household registration, photo taken, fingerprints taken, and then pay the cost. If you are in a hurry, you can do an expedited one, and you can get it sooner." Police Officer Li said Very detailed.

"I want to hurry up, I'm urgent, I'm very urgent." Xiang Xi said immediately.

Officer Li laughed: "Then do an urgent one."

"Then...Officer Li, then mine..." Xiang Xi bit his lips, "That's the one..."

"Is it the result of blood sampling?" Officer Li quickly understood what he meant. "It's almost two days. If you don't want to wait for the notification, I will take you to the appraisal center tomorrow to ask."

"Okay," Xiang Xi said, "thank you."

After hanging up the phone, Xiang Xi lay on the sofa and shouted: "Cheng Boyan!"

"Huh?" Cheng Boyan came out of the bathroom, "How is it?"

"I have a registered permanent residence! Police officer Li said that I don't have a registered residence booklet, and I need to have a registered permanent residence card when I go to apply for an ID card tomorrow!" Xiang Xi raised his head, "Why don't you wear clothes?"

"I didn't bring any clothes," Cheng Boyan glanced at him, "little thing, do you have a registered permanent residence now? I haven't seen the registered permanent residence card yet, take a photo for me to see."

"Yeah!" Xiang Xi chuckled twice, "I'm so excited, I don't know what a household registration book looks like? Is yours a household registration book?"

"I'll show it to you later," Cheng Boyan smiled, "Go take a shower first, and all the dirt will be rubbed on the sofa."

"I didn't rub it." Xiang Xi stood up and glanced at the clock, "My God! You have been washing for an hour and a half! Are you taking a bath or skinning?"

"You don't care about me." Cheng Boyan entered the bedroom.

"Hey, your ass is really up," Xiang Xi stared at Cheng Boyan's back for a few moments, then chased after him and slapped his butt, "You really do!"

"What about cleaning up?" Cheng Boyan turned around.

Xiang Xi turned around and ran out of the bedroom with a smile.

Originally, Xiang Xi thought that the household registration was settled and the ID card could be applied for. He should be so excited that he couldn't sleep, but he didn't expect that within 5 minutes of lying on the bed, Cheng Boyan was still sitting on the small sofa reading a book, and he had already fallen asleep.

The whole night was full of dreams, but I didn’t remember what I dreamed about. It seemed that I climbed a mountain, ran across the snow, and even waded in a river. I felt like I was looking for something, but I always felt that there was nothing to look for.

Finally, I saw Officer Li, with Cheng Boyan's face, and said to him, "This is your ID card."

He quickly took it, and then woke up as soon as he opened his eyes.

The first thing I did when I woke up was to look at my hands, my fingers were clenched tightly, but there was nothing there.

He let go of his fingers, trying to laugh a little.

Cheng Boyan had already gotten up, and when he entered the room to call him, he was playing music to his hand.

"I told you to call you, are you awake?" Cheng Boyan touched his face.

"I dreamed that I got my ID card, so I woke up quickly to see what it was like." Xiang Xi stretched his waist, "I didn't look at it."

"Didn't you say to do an urgent one, it will be fine in a few days." Cheng Boyan smiled.

Xiang Xi hurried out after breakfast, and Cheng Boyan didn't let him see him off, but he took a taxi as he was always stingy.

This is a big deal, and a taxi is a must.

Officer Li was already waiting for him, and while eating the buns, he handed him a piece of paper: "Look, this is your household registration card, and this is the original."

Xiang Xi took it over excitedly, the permanent resident registration card, he read these words several times.

Name: Xiang Xi

Head of Household or Relationship to Head of Household: Collective

……

He was a little excited when he saw his name and information appear on such a formal thing with the special seal of the Municipal Public Security Bureau's household registration.

Officer Li took him to the certificate hall to apply for an ID card. Xiang Xi felt like he was walking with springs, brisk and trembling.

He had to take pictures first. There was a room on the side of the hall dedicated to taking pictures. Xiang Xi paid the money and went in.

"Sit on the stool," the eldest sister in charge of taking pictures pointed to the stool, "do you need an ID card?"

"Yes." Xiang Xi went over and sat down.

"Okay, sit up straight," the eldest sister stood behind the camera and instructed him, "Yes, turn your head to the left a little bit, okay, turn your head a little bit to the right, okay, let your right shoulder sink..."

After adjusting his posture, Xiang Xi tried to ask: "Sister, can I laugh?"

"If you can laugh, don't laugh too much," said the eldest sister, "Smile."

"Yeah." Xiang Xi smiled.

The camera clicked.