Out of place

With a towel on his head, Xiang Xi didn't speak for a long time. Cheng Boyan just threw out a sentence so casually that he didn't know what to say next.

Cheng Boyan ignored him, half leaned back in the chair, put his legs on the table, and clicked on a news video to watch.

Xiang Xi sat on the sofa and stared at the TV, pulling the towel on his head with his hands, fastening it and untying it for a while, but he didn't see clearly what was playing on the TV.

abnormal.

Cheng Boyan used the word he had used several times, and he suddenly regretted it, why did he scold Tan Xiaokang in front of Cheng Boyan.

But Tan Xiaokang just owes scolding!

Why do you have to call pervert...

Tan Xiaokang is a pervert!

"Brother, let me, what...it's not about you..." Xiang Xi rubbed his nose, and opened his mouth in embarrassment, "I'm not..."

Cheng Boyan turned his head, opened his mouth and was about to speak, but when he saw him, he lost his voice and stared at him for a while: "Who are you...cos?"

"Ah?" Xiang Xi was stunned, touched his head before realizing it, and fastened the towel on his head to his chin, and he quickly untied it, "I'm just idle."

"I should take a photo of you." Cheng Boyan said.

"Then you shoot," Xiang Xi immediately tied the towel on his chin again, he was afraid that Cheng Boyan would be unhappy with that perverted sentence, now he can cooperate with whatever he says, he pinched his orchid fingers, "It's kind of like a duo ?”

"Errenzhuan became extinct so early like you," Cheng Boyan stared at him for a few seconds, sighed, took a picture of him with his phone, "you can say whatever you want."

"I'm not trying to say you're perverted, brother, I'm talking about Tan Xiaokang," Xiang Xi sat cross-legged on the sofa, "and, I'm not saying... I'm talking about perverted Tan Xiaokang, he... he's like that... ..."

"Is it okay to take off the towel?" Cheng Boyan said, "Why don't you go out and steal landmines."

"Oh, I forgot," Xiang Xi chuckled twice, untied the towel that was still tied around his head and held it in his hand, "Brother, don't worry about it, what I said..."

"Got it," Cheng Boyan smiled, "Watch TV, and go to bed when you're sleepy."

"People are different," Xiang Xi leaned on the sofa, looking at the towel in his hand, "It's the same thing, I like men, but people like Tan Xiaokang make people feel very disgusting, change you , I don’t think so anymore, it seems quite normal.”

"It's wrong to judge people by their cover," Cheng Boyan said.

"Huh?" Xiang Xi was stunned for a moment, and then he laughed, lying on the sofa and laughing for a long time, he couldn't stop, "Doctor Cheng, I really didn't realize that you are so narcissistic, I mean Tan Xiaokang is very unqualified You are different, you are a good person, you will not make people feel disgusted."

"I'm just summarizing it for you." Cheng Boyan picked up the cup and took a sip of water.

"Okay, I just look at the face. If you have a pretty face, you won't be disgusted," Xiang Xi clicked twice, thought for a while, and then said, "Brother, are you drinking toothpaste? It smells so minty."

"Yes," Cheng Boyan glanced at him, "mix toothpaste and shower gel with some water, do you want to drink?"

Xiang Xi smiled and stood up, took the towel into the bathroom, Cheng Boyan designated him a place to hang the towel, and he hung up his own towel honestly.

Standing in the bathroom and hesitating for a moment, he took out the toothbrush from the toothbrush holder and put it aside, then walked out holding the holder.

I want to drink water, but I am too lazy to take the bowl, and I have to wash the dishes after drinking from the bowl, so I can drink it with this.

Holding the toothbrush holder, he walked to the water dispenser, and just leaned over to get the water, Cheng Boyan clicked his tongue behind him: "What are you holding?"

"Toothbrush container," Xiang Xi shook the plastic container in his hand at him, "I drink water."

"...You don't have a cup?" Cheng Boyan frowned, stood up and took the toothbrush holder in his hand, "It's too unhygienic to drink water from this thing."

"I use it to brush my teeth, isn't it hygienic?" Xiang Xi said.

"Of course it's not hygienic, it's damp and airtight, and it's especially easy to breed bacteria." Cheng Boyan walked into the kitchen, and when he came out, he held a cup in his hand, "Use this to drink water."

"Oh," Xiang Xi took the glass, remembering that the sink seemed to have no cups, only a toothbrush holder, and he took the glass of water, "Brother, do you hold water with your hands when you brush your teeth? How miserable, will you Can't help but dub a voice for yourself? Pity me..."

Cheng Boyan frowned, came over and pulled him by the arm to the sink, stretched out his hand to turn the faucet up, and turned on the switch.

"Ah?" Xiang Xi stared at the water gushing up in surprise, and leaned over to try to take another sip, "He's really... senior, this designer is really a bosom friend of your cleanliness, so caring!"

"What does this have to do with cleanliness? At most, it's a comparison of hygienic habits." Cheng Boyan turned off the water, "I wash my hands a lot, that's considered cleanliness."

"And don't let people touch your bed, just touched it for a second, before the bacteria have time to react, they jumped from me to your bed." Xiang Xi shook his head, "I changed the quilt cover, really."

Cheng Boyan ignored him, and went to the balcony to pick some mint leaves to wash: "Do you want to try it? Toothpaste and shower gel."

"Taste." Xiang Xi immediately handed over the cup.

Cheng Boyan put the leaves into his cup: "Soak in hot water for 2 minutes and you can drink it."

"Okay," Xiang Xi ran to get a cup of hot water, then sat on the sofa and stared at the water in the cup, "Huh? It's starting to turn green!"

"Yeah." Cheng Boyan sat back in front of the computer and continued to watch the news.

"Hey! I can smell the fragrance!" Xiang Xi said again, "It smells so good."

"En." Cheng Boyan responded.

Within a few seconds, Xiang Xi sighed again: "Hey, it's so green! It smells good!"

"……Um."

"Hey, this color is so beautiful, I..."

"To shut up."

After drinking a glass of mint water, Xiang Xi sat on the sofa and felt sleepy again. Looking at the time, it was only ten o'clock to eleven o'clock.

In the past, he was either wandering on the street, sitting in an Internet cafe, lying in the hospital for several months, and his work and rest schedules have been changed. He can only sleep when the lights are turned off at ten o'clock every day, and he is used to it. .

After yawning twice, Cheng Boyan glanced at him: "Sleep when you're sleepy, what's the waste?"

"Then I'm going to sleep," Xiang Xi rubbed his eyes, "Brother, good night."

"Good night," Cheng Boyan said, "Remember to lift up the toilet seat if you want to go to the bathroom."

"Why?" Xiang Xi asked.

"Why, what else is there for?" Cheng Boyan sighed.

"Afraid of getting a pee ring?" Xiang Xi thought for a while, "You haven't turned 30 yet, so you're so uncertain?"

"Are you sleeping or not?" Cheng Boyan picked up the mouse and tapped it on the table.

Xiang Xi jumped into the room and closed the door.

Lying on the bed, Xiang Xi felt his body relax. The thick, soft and bouncy bed under his body made him feel that every inch of muscle in his body was loosening little by little, and the area became larger.

He has never slept on such a comfortable bed in his life. The most wonderful bed he has ever slept on before is a hospital bed. The bed he is lying on now probably won't be surpassed by any bed in the future.

When he turned off the light, he was about to get out of bed, but when he turned his head, he saw a switch next to the sofa bed. He reached out and pressed it, and the light went off.

"Fuck, I really enjoy it..." Xiang Xi pulled the quilt and covered it, even a light switch was installed next to this temporary guest bed, everything in Cheng Boyan's house made Xiang Xi feel novel and unexpected.

In addition, I deeply sigh that people are really different. What separates him from Cheng Boyan is not only the difference in identity, but also a completely different life trajectory since birth.

The term life trajectory is quite advanced, but Xiang Xi always remembers it, it was said by the fake blind man when he was talking nonsense to him, he said Xiao Zhan, Uncle Ping is your life trajectory in this life, looking at him, you Just look at yourself, this is still a good mix.

Every time Xiang Xi thinks about it, his back gets chills. He doesn't want to be like Uncle Ping, even if he's doing well, he has more understanding of the life of "ordinary people" than Dawali or Zhaojiayao. the persistence of those people.

Now that the road was in front of him, he was a little at a loss as to how to take this step, he still couldn't find the right posture.

After sleeping for a while, I want to go to the toilet in a daze, but I don’t want to move, the quilt is very warm, and the bed is so soft, it’s too troublesome to get up...

After tossing and tossing for about ten minutes, Xiang Xi still sat up, he would explode if he didn't urinate any more, he opened the door and walked out of the room with his slippers on.

In the living room, the lights were still on, the TV was turned off, and the computer was still on. Cheng Boyan was leaning on the chair with a big earphone on, and his legs were on the table. He didn't seem to hear Xiang Xi's opening the door, and he remained motionless.

Xiang Xi walked over to have a look, with his eyes closed and an open book still on his lap.

Orthopedics and so on. Xiang Xi knows the two characters of orthopedics. It is relatively simple. He has been hospitalized in the orthopedics department for several months.

He was lamenting that Cheng Boyan was reading a book on orthopedics in the middle of the night, he is such a good doctor, when he raised his eyes and saw the computer screen, he was stunned.

A video is playing on the screen, in which a blond and fat girl is talking, holding a comb in her hand, moving to the left to pick the comb for a while, and then turning to the right to pick the comb.

Xiang Xi stood on the edge of the table, forgetting that he was going to pee, what the hell is this?

Doesn't Cheng Boyan like men... He still has a deep memory of those things in the refreshing video, but now he is a little bit overwhelmed by the sight of a woman dangling on the screen.

He decided to take a peek for a while to see if there would be any explosive shots next.

But after standing there for two to three minutes, nothing else appeared. The woman was turning back and forth from left to right, first holding a comb in her hand, and now changing to a cosmetic case, putting the Take out everything, talk and show in front of the camera, open the powder box, tap a few times with your nails, take a lipstick, open and close...

are you crazy!

Feeling bewildered, Cheng Boyan moved his legs and picked up the book.

Xiang Xi suddenly had the feeling of being caught as a thief, and quickly backed away, wanting to go back to the house for a while and then pretend that he just came out, but he backed a little too quickly, and the slippers on his feet didn't catch up. stayed in place.

He had no choice but to jump back to put on his shoes, this delay, Cheng Boyan turned around.

"Hey!" Cheng Boyan didn't expect that there would be someone in the room, turned his head and was terrified, shouted, and helped the computer desk with his hand, and then he didn't even fall over the chair with the person, "Who are you scaring to death! "

"I'm planning to go to the toilet, set up the toilet seat and pee, who can I scare to death..." Xiang Xi put on his slippers.

"Go ahead," Cheng Boyan looked at the time, "It's already 12 o'clock, it's a good thing you came out to scare me, or I'll sleep on a chair."

"Are you asleep?" Xiang Xi glanced at the screen and couldn't help it, "Brother, what are you looking at?"

"Huh?" Cheng Boyan took off his earphones, "This one, ASMR."

"sm?" Xiang Xi felt that although he didn't understand, he still grasped the point.

"a! s! m! r!" Cheng Boyan repeated, "It has nothing to do with sm."

"...What is that? I thought it was a porn movie. After watching it for a long time, a woman was talking there, grabbing this and picking that."

"Have you been standing here for a long time?" Cheng Boyan raised his eyebrows, "Didn't you go to the toilet and lift the toilet seat?"

"Yes... I'm going. Didn't I just pass by and take a look at it?" Xiang Xi rubbed his nose and ran to the toilet, "Let's not talk about my bladder going to explode."

When Xiang Xi came out of the toilet, Cheng Boyan had already turned off his computer and was about to go to sleep.

"Brother," Xiang Xi stopped him, "What is that sm, what is it?"

Cheng Boyan picked up the cup and said slowly: "Spontaneous perceptual orgasm response."

"What? What's the reaction?" Xiang Xi's eyes widened immediately, "The one who can orgasm after seeing it? You fell asleep!"

"You... I can't explain it to you," Cheng Boyan felt helpless, "This is simply an intracranial orgasm."

"What's inside the skull?" Although Xiang Xi felt awkward discussing these things with Cheng Boyan so bluntly, the surprise in his heart overwhelmed the embarrassment, "That's still an orgasm..."

"These two are two different things." Cheng Boyan looked at him with a look of surprise, so he had to explain patiently, "It's just the pleasant tingling or numbness or feeling in the brain caused by hearing whispers and some small voices...how about I turn on the phone? Let you listen to it, I listen to this mainly to relax."

"I don't listen," Xiang Xi shook his head, "I'm so sleepy, I don't have the mood to climax..."

"I just said that in vain, right?" Cheng Boyan was helpless.

Xiang Xi scratched his head: "It's just very comfortable and relaxing, isn't it the kind where you want to...cum...?"

"Yeah." Cheng Boyan pinched his brows.

"Then why is it called an orgasm?" Xiang Xi asked.

"You'd better go to bed," Cheng Boyan gave up explaining, turned and went into the bathroom, "Good night."

Xiang Xi feels that Cheng Boyan and him are not just two lives that can be summed up so simply, they are basically two worlds, no, twenty worlds, separated by at least a hundred or so lives.

Cheng Boyan is a very advanced person, even the climax is so advanced that people can't understand it.

After lying on the bed for about ten minutes, when he was about to fall asleep in a daze, Xiang Xi remembered that he forgot to ask, "Don't you like men? Why do you orgasm like a woman...

This sleep was quite sweet, with a soft quilt and a solid bed. When Xiang Xi woke up, he rolled around on the bed for a while before sitting up.

Picking up the broken mobile phone next to the bed and taking a look, 12 o'clock? year 2011?

"Fuck." He threw the phone aside and walked out of the room a little dazed.

The clock in the living room showed that it was 06:30 in the morning, there was a sound in the kitchen, Cheng Boyan had already woken up, Xiang Xi felt a little embarrassed, he wanted to get up early and make breakfast to thank Cheng Boyan for taking him in.

Walking to the door of the kitchen, just as he was about to ask for a good morning, he found Cheng Boyan holding a pot in one hand and a phone in the other: "That's a normal friend, what do you think?"

Xiang Xi stopped in his tracks, listening to this, he might be talking about himself, he took two steps back, he didn't want to eavesdrop on Cheng Boyan's phone call, but if it was about himself, he really wanted to hear it, after all, he lives in Here it is.

He moved forward and backward a few times, and finally he sat on the side of the sofa near the kitchen.

"If you want to have a boyfriend, the family won't interfere," my mother said on the other end of the phone, "I just want you to be reliable, just like finding a girlfriend, and you can't just mess around just because you can't get married. "

"I didn't mess around," Cheng Boyan laughed, "I'm so busy, where can I make time for messing around?"

"It's good that you didn't mess around," my mother clicked. "You said that the child is an ordinary friend, so I won't say more. I just feel strange when I ask you, and I feel that you don't have such a friend."

"So what?" Cheng Boyan filled the pot with water and put it on the stove, intending to cook some noodles to eat. "It's just a child, and he needs no discipline. Everything else is okay, and his heart is not bad."

"How long is he going to live?" Mom asked, "I didn't tell your dad about it, and someone who didn't know much about it took him home."

"It won't be long, he found a house and moved out," Cheng Boyan took out two eggs from the refrigerator, "Don't worry, I know."

"That's fine, let's not talk about it," my mother smiled, "What do you eat for breakfast? Or go out to eat, I'm afraid your friend won't be used to what you cook."

"I ate it at noon yesterday, and I can accept it," Cheng Boyan said. "I'll cook some noodles. There shouldn't be any problem with cooking the noodles. Put some sausages that grandma brought back last time."

"Your grandma's sausages are full of fat, and the salt is enough to kill a cow..." Mom said, "Forget it, I don't eat it every day. Let's do it. I'll hang up first. I'm busy today."

"Are you doing a show again?" Cheng Boyan said with a smile, "I talked about how to keep cool in the spring, right?"

"Hang up, you're the one who talks too much." Mom hung up the phone.

"Brother," Xiang Xi poked his head in from the kitchen door, "Good morning."

"Morning," Cheng Boyan glanced back, "Did you sleep comfortably? That bed."

"Comfortable," Xiang Xi nodded, and laughed a few times, "Everyone gets fat from sleeping..."

"Wash up, I'll make sausage noodles." Cheng Boyan grabbed a handful of noodles and threw them into the pot. "There are still vegetables in the refrigerator. If you don't go out to eat at noon, you can make them yourself."

"I'm going out, I can eat outside at noon," Xiang Xi scratched his head, "I'm looking for a house today, and I still have a job... throw the noodles in before the water boiled?"

"I can't wait, it will open soon anyway," Cheng Boyan stirred the pot with chopsticks, "Go out and take the 51 bus, go to the Normal University and ask, there are many students renting houses, and the rent is cheap."

"Okay." Xiang Xi went into the bathroom.

Today, tomorrow at the latest, we must find a place to live. Xiang Xi looked at himself in the mirror. Cheng Boyan didn't dislike him, but Director Xu was obviously worried about him living here. He didn't like this feeling. He was wary and worried. feeling.

Although he is probably a person who can't be reassured, the imprints given to him by Uncle Zhaojiayao and Heping are deeply and shallowly engraved on his body.

I don't know that it will take a year of the monkey to disappear.

After washing, Cheng Boyan's noodles hadn't been cooked yet, and he didn't need his help, so he went back to the house and took out the roll of money from the small pocket of his backpack.

He opened it and counted it, and he clicked his tongue lightly, it was enough.

Fengbozhuang should be paid these two days. Although he ran away suddenly after not working for a long time, he still planned to go there again. The money for a few days is also money.

"Xiang Xi, come out to eat noodles." Cheng Boyan called out in the living room.

"Here it is-" Xiang Xi hurriedly jumped up from the bed and ran out, wanting to help with a bowl or something, but just as soon as he jumped up, he felt dizzy, and he couldn't stand upright and hit his head directly On the door.