Food Tycoon

My name is Yu Bing. When I was young, I thought my name was nice and easy to remember. It sounds like my favorite fish cake. The summer in our house is very long and hot. When people call my name, they feel cool and comfortable. !When I grew up, I realized that my name was super perfunctory. It is said that when my uncle went to the vegetable market that day, he happened to see someone selling fish cakes, so he gave me such a name.But my Uncle's own name is not much better, his name is Yu Lu (fish sauce), the golden partner of oyster roast.

Yes, I grew up with Uncle, who is my dad's eldest brother.Before I was five years old, I didn’t see my dad, and I didn’t know where he was, and I didn’t even know who my mother was. There were only men in my family, my uncle, my uncle, and me. Later, there was another man in the family. , called Ah Hai, this man, alas, can't be described in words!

Before I was five years old, my family was very poor and owed a lot of debts. People often came to my house to collect debts. Those people even bullied my uncle.Abo is very, very kind to me. Although he won’t buy me a lot of delicious and fun things, he will feed me and dress me warmly. I can eat at least one meal of fish or meat every day. Many times, he eats vegetables by himself. , leave the fish and shrimp for me to eat, he said that children need to eat more meat in order to grow smart and healthy.

The change in life at home began after Uncle Ahai came. Uncle said that Uncle Ahai was picked up by me. Although I don’t remember clearly, I think Uncle must have picked it up by himself. That's why he won't pick up someone who competes with him for favor.Uncle Ahai is very capable. After he came to our house, the business at Abo’s stall became better and better, and the fish and meat in my rice bowl became more and more delicious, because Ah Hai is a person who is especially good at cooking.

But I didn't feel very happy, because Uncle is very busy, he usually doesn't care about me, just let me play by myself, now that Ah Hai is here, Uncle often talks to him, and doesn't pay much attention to me. I didn't like Ah Hai very much at that time, and felt that he stole my Ah Bo.Later, he really snatched my uncle.Of course, I also learned later that Able was not alone in the first place.

But I have to admit that Ah Hai is a very good helper. He has the magic power to make Uncle happy. After he came to our house, Uncle became more smiling, walked more briskly, and sang more .For the sake of making my Uncle so happy, I am willing to call him Uncle Ahai, and I don’t care about him stealing my Uncle’s attention. He is an outsider, and he will leave sooner or later. My surname is Yu, and I Uncle is the real family, I am not afraid of him taking my Uncle away.I won't admit that the reason I took him was because he made super good fish cakes.

Later we crossed the sea and moved to live in the county town.I really like to go across the sea, because there are many cars there, and there are many interesting and delicious things. Ah Rong next door often shows off his new toys and snacks to me, which makes me very greedy, although I'd love to see what it feels like and taste what it tastes like, but I also know that Arbor won't take me across the sea, and don't have the money to buy me those.However, there are occasional exceptions. The one that impressed me the most was following Uncle Abo across the sea to find Uncle Mouse to do business. I pestered Abo to buy me a milk popsicle. It was so delicious. The popsicles I made with boiling water and sugar are completely different, sweet and fragrant, and they are the best popsicles I have ever eaten.

After arriving in the county, I feel that the living conditions at home have improved, because every meal has meat, fish and shrimp, and every meal is more than the same.During that time, I felt the happiest. Uncle was very busy every day. I sat behind the counter, watching the customers coming and going in the store, seeing their happy smiling faces, and listening to them say delicious food with satisfaction. I just feel happy, happy for Uncle, they all came to send money to Uncle.

At that time, Uncle’s happiest thing every day was counting the money after closing the store. At that time, the customers were gone, and I began to want to sleep. Uncle held me in his arms and began to count the money: “One, two , three, four, five..." I always get [-] points in math now, and I think it must have a lot to do with Uncle holding me and counting money. My uncle said, this is called subtle influence.

I always thought that Uncle Ah Hai would leave our house, because Uncle said he was sick, and when he got better, he would go home.In fact, since he came to our house, he never left. He left for a while, I thought he would not come back, but my uncle went to see him every day.I think it's not that Uncle Ah Hai doesn't leave our house, but that my Uncle can't leave him.

For a while, we moved to a new house and lived in a spacious and bright new house. It was really comfortable. Uncle told me that this was a house bought by Uncle Ah Hai and we were allowed to live in his house. I didn’t understand what adults did. Why do we live in Uncle Ahai's house, but I am very happy to live in a new house.

Soon, Abo brought back two aunts. I had never seen two aunts before, but now I know that they are Abo's younger sisters. Abo has so many brothers and sisters!After Aunt came, the house was not enough, so Uncle Ah Hai gave up his room to two Aunts, and then Uncle took me to live in the small house, and gave the big house to Uncle Abo and Uncle Ahai live.I find it really strange, why Uncle Ah Hai wants to sleep with Uncle, he is not a child, he still sleeps with adults!

Uncle Ah Hai said that the house was too narrow and there was not enough room to live in. We moved to a new house soon after. This time there were enough rooms, and each of us was allocated a room. No, there are only five bedrooms in the house, but there are six people. One room is not enough for one person, great, I can sleep with Uncle.

But Uncle Ah Hai told me: "You are a big child in kindergarten, and you are a boy again. Boys have to be brave and should sleep by themselves."

The Ah Shuai I met in the kindergarten slept by himself and did not sleep with his parents, so he always laughed at those children who slept with their parents.I didn't want to be ridiculed by Ah Shuai, so I agreed to Uncle Ah Hai's request.In this way, I slept by myself, and Uncle Ahai slept with Abo. I couldn't figure out why it was brave for children not to sleep with adults, but such brave adults wanted to sleep with adults.

In fact, I really want to sleep with Uncle, but I dare not say it, for fear that Uncle Ah Hai will laugh at me for being timid.But sometimes when I wake up at night to pee, I find myself sleeping in Uncle's bed, of course, with Uncle Hai.Uncle Ahai hugged Abo in his arms and let him sleep on his arm, just like Abo hugged me to sleep. Uncle Ahai must have regarded Abo as a child.

Uncle's bed is super wide and super comfortable, and he is not afraid of rolling down the bed when he rolls around. I like to sleep with them, but this kind of opportunity is rare, because Uncle Ahai refuses to let me. He has already occupied my Uncle. Yes, this makes me very dissatisfied.

Later, my legendary father finally came back. If he hadn’t come back, I would never have remembered that such a person existed. I thought I was born of Abbott, or jumped out of a crack in the rock.My dad is back and the whole family is happy except me.Because I was worried that he would take me away and I wouldn't be able to be with Able.

My dad bought me a lot of toys, a lot of snacks, because I said I like to eat chicken wings, he took me there and almost bought all the chicken wings in KFC, and finally I got tired of eating them, and successfully asked me to quit Lost KFC.I like cars, so he bought me a small car, which is not small. I can sit in it and drive around. This makes other children very envious, but there are not many children near my house. It was me who was driving for fun, at most Zhaocai ran with me.

All in all, my dad seems to have made a fortune and buys me whatever I want, which makes me happy, but I am still afraid, afraid that he will coax me like this and then take me away.

My dad is obedient to me, giving me what I want, never beating me or scolding me, with him, life is still very easy.But his way of education was completely rejected by my uncle in the end. He said to my dad: "Ah Bing, let me help you look at it. With your way of education, don't spoil your child into a lawless rich second." generation."

My dad actually readily agreed, and I was relieved, now I don't have to leave Uncle, I can still live with Uncle!I also discovered the secret to making Uncle care about me, that is, sometimes I have to pretend to be an ignorant and unreasonable child, and he will definitely stop and talk to me patiently and play with me.

My dad is getting married recently, and he is going to marry a young and beautiful woman to be my stepmother. Uncle even came here to do my ideological work. He said: "A Bing, your dad is getting married, I will find you a new one. Mom, are you upset?"

I know, that woman is only 12 years older than me, what kind of mother, my sister is almost the same, but she is really pretty.I heard adults say, which man doesn't want to find a young and beautiful woman as his wife, so that he can save face.In fact, I know that may not be the case, my Uncle and Uncle Ah Hai do not, neither of them like women, they like each other, they are a couple, hehe.

I shook my head: "No, Dad married a wife, and it's not Uncle marrying a wife, I don't worry." Anyway, I don't live with my dad. Although that auntie is very kind to me, I think she is just trying to save face Kung fu, if you want to please my dad, you may not really like me. If I live with them, I will definitely hate each other after a long time.

But the problem came soon, my dad wanted to take me to live with them, he said to me: "A Bing, now that my dad is married, you have an extra mother, someone will take care of you in the future, go back and be with us .”

I looked at him: "Why do you want to be with you, I won't go, I like to be with Uncle."

Uncle looked at my dad: "A Lin, you are here again, didn't you agree a long time ago that Ah Bing will follow me?"

My dad kept winking at my uncle. He thought I didn't know, but I actually saw it. I'm 10 years old, don't think I'm stupid.

My dad said: "Ah Bing has grown up, it's not convenient for you and Brother Hai, I think it's better to go to my place, just to let him and Ah Zhen develop a relationship." Ah Zhen is his young wife.

Abbot suddenly stopped talking.I knew what my dad meant, so I said, "Forget it, it's not like I don't know about my Uncle and Uncle Ah Hai, so how can it affect me?"

Uncle and my dad were both stunned and silent. They both looked at me with wide-eyed eyes, with surprised expressions on their faces.Then Ah Bo laughed and reached out to touch my head: "Look, Ah Bing already knows, don't worry."

My dad blamed my uncle: "Didn't you tell him not to let him know so early, what if it affects him?"

Uncle Ah Hai said unhurriedly from the side: "I think Ah Bing is pretty good, he is polite, and knows right from wrong. As parents, we can ensure that the children are healthy, optimistic, and kind-hearted. You can still manage it." The child's sexuality? Do you think it's not good for me and your brother?"

My dad was blocked by Uncle Ah Hai. I don’t know what sexual orientation refers to, but I am really what Uncle Ah Hai said. I am a good boy, polite, and eager to help others. I get a three-good student every semester. Award, and every exam is the top three in the class, and her academic performance is also good. The first one is always Zhou Ziyan. She can't pass me in math, but she can always get a lot more points than me in Chinese. I will go back to the math exam. Full score, every time the language is exhausted, it is only [-] points. There is no way, my composition is too bad.

I said: "Dad, you have been to the world of two, I will follow Uncle. Don't worry, I will not deny you, nor will I blame you. In the future, when you are old, I will take care of you."

My dad stopped talking.Uncle Abo and Uncle Ahai both laughed.

I like to be with Uncle Abo and Uncle Ahai, they don’t care about me, let me decide a lot of things, very free, unlike my father, who always treats me like a child, I don’t worry about anything, I do it, it’s like I felt like I would stumble when I was walking, and I was so nervous that I felt uncomfortable all over.

My dad finally left, and I said to Uncle Ah Hai: "Uncle, let's go, let's go swimming. I just learned breaststroke yesterday, and I have to practice hard today."

Uncle Ah Hai said: "Okay, let's change into our swimming trunks." He said and dragged Ah Bo upstairs.

If I want to talk about how I know their relationship, they may not have noticed it themselves. They will often hold hands, pinch ears, rub their heads, and hug their shoulders in front of me like this.I know this kind of thing, two friends who have a good relationship will do it too, but two friends who have a good relationship will definitely not grow up and live in the same house all the time, wearing the same ring on their hands, or even Sleep in the same bed.

There is also the most powerful evidence, that is, one night, when the two of them came back from the outside, I was still asleep, and I saw Uncle A Hai pressing my uncle on the car and kissing him by the window. I have read that only couples do such things. Uncle Ahai and Abo must also be couples.I believe that in this world, not only men and women can be lovers, but also men and men, as long as they like each other.