Kneel down, the protagonist of Fish Lips!

Chapter 13 God please drink tea

"Then I will not let you die, young master!"

After finishing speaking, the young man raised his slender eyebrows in an interesting way, and smiled wickedly at Kong Ning.

"Can you control me?!" Kong Ning said angrily, this person is sick!Although he looked down on this little boy in his heart, he saved himself after all, and Kong Ning was not such a heartless person.

Kong Ning actually wanted to say thank you all the time, but he is a crazy person!Seeing the frightened look of the little boy in front of him, Kong Ning immediately suppressed the gratitude in his heart.

snort!Young master, I don't care about you!

Kong Ning turned and left.

But before he took two steps, he felt a gust of wind behind him, and then his back hurt.

wipe! ! !Why can't I move! ! !Kong Ning widened his eyes in horror.

"Tsk tsk, I haven't repaid my life-saving grace yet, why are you in such a hurry to leave?" Kong Ning only heard the joking voice of the little boy behind him.

Fuck!It must be his fault!

"..." Kong Ning opened his mouth and wanted to curse, but found that he couldn't open his mouth at all, let alone talk!

system! ! !How is this going! ! !Kong Ning urgently called the system in his heart.

【Ding!The system indicated that it was acupuncture just now, so you understand~]

Fuck!Acupuncture!Isn't this an online game? ! !This is so fucking unscientific!

【Ding!The system said that only you can't think of it, there is nothing that humans can't do!In addition, this is the background of martial arts. Didn't you see that everyone else is wearing ancient costumes? 】

【Ding!As a friendly reminder, he is Yang Ce, the supporting role in "Great God, please drink tea!", players are requested to seize the opportunity to get along with him! 】

Yang Ce?Why does it sound familiar?

Kong Ning's eyes widened suddenly, Ciao!Isn't this the kid I want to help win some championship? !

【Ding!The player is correct! 】

Fuck! ! !Master wants to change teammates! ! !I don't fucking do a psycho a favor!Kong Ning roared in his heart.

【Ding!The system said that it is okay to change teammates! 】

Kong Ning's eyes lit up.

【Ding!1000 points! 】

Kong Ning: ...

【Ding!It's a pity the player doesn't have one! ], the voice was full of regret.

Fuck! ! !Why the hell do I not have a long memory! ! !Please help the system or something, am I f**king out of my mind? ! ! !Kong Ning wished he could have his ears scratched!wipe!Call you cheap! ! !

Regardless of how angry Kong Ning wanted to vomit blood in his heart, the young man in white was unrestrained.

He gently blew on the two fingers that popped the stone, his thin lips were slightly hooked, and the sparkling eyes in the peach blossom eyes with the corners slightly upturned made one's heart flutter.

He walked up to Kong Ning slowly, looked at his eyes that were about to burst into flames, and was happy.

"Tsk tsk, it's not okay to look at your savior like this." Before he finished speaking, Yang Ce leaned over and carried the stiff Kong Ning on his shoulders, his movements were extremely chic and elegant.

"It just so happens that you are a good fit for my son. If you don't go to my place to fight, you can also repay my life-saving grace." After finishing speaking, Yang Ce slightly touched the ground with his toes, and the whole person flew up and flew forward quickly. moving forward.

Kong Ning, whose cheeks were slightly sore from the wind: ...Ci'ao! ! !This is light work! ! !This is the legendary qinggong! ! !

【Ding!The player is correct! 】

Kong Ning was extremely excited, and kept roaring in his heart, ouch! ! !I want to learn light work! ! !I actually saw Qinggong! ! !

【Ding!The system is a friendly reminder that in this online game world, as long as you complete tasks, you may be rewarded with cheats!Moreover, as long as you have a good relationship with Yang Ce, he might even give you two copies! 】

Second Olympic!God horse boy!God horse neuropathy!That's all floating clouds!Clouds! ! !

As long as you can learn the legendary martial arts, you can count as a magic horse! ! !

Kong Ning was completely excited.

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"Tsk tsk, the beard on this face is really unsightly, how about I shave it for you?" Yang Ce raised his eyebrows, his face was full of fun, and he looked straight at Kong Ning with his peach eyes .

Kong Ning: ...... Wipe! ! !If you let me talk, you fucking will relieve me!

"Since you spoke, I'll take it as your acquiescence. Come here!" After finishing speaking, Yang Ce curled his mouth and raised his hand to call the subordinates outside the door, "Shave him off!"

"Yes! Master!" A dull middle-aged man in his forties came in.

The more Kong Ning looked at it, the more something was wrong, why did this person seem to be hypnotized.

"System! What's the matter with this person?" Kong Ning asked secretly in his heart.

【Ding!Game NPC, 10 taels of silver to hire for a year.Because the degree of fidelity in the game is too high, if the player does not clean his room, it will still be covered with dust like in reality, so the game company has introduced the function of renting game NPCs. 】

Hehe, game companies can really make money.If Kong Ning's mouth could move, he would definitely twitch the corners of his mouth.

After a while, under the skillful hands of the NPC uncle, a completely different appearance from the scruffy bearded man appeared, a very handsome young man.

"Well, it's still pretty good, but it's much more pleasing to the eye than before!" Yang Ce raised his eyebrows, his peach blossom eyes carefully sizing up Kong Ning's new image.

wipe! ! !Sir, I have reduced the price by 50%!The next time I let you see my real body, I will definitely make you admire the cool, handsome, domineering (?) young master! ! !

"Tsk tsk, my son's name is to ride the horse and raise the whip. I'll go off the assembly line to take a rest first. You should get familiar with the environment here first!" After finishing speaking, Yang Ce's figure gradually became transparent, and then disappeared... .. gone! ! ! !

Kong Ning's eyes widened in surprise.

system! ! !

【Ding!Player number A00001!You are in an online game!Please have a little sense of substitution!Yang Ce is offline, didn't he say it all!What a fuss you look like! !If you fucking disturb my rest again, I will deduct your points! 】

Oh yes, offline...

Second Olympic!Why didn't I think of it before!After thinking about it, he immediately summoned the game panel and prepared to go offline.

result......

【Ding!Players are in a combat state and cannot go offline. 】

Kong Ning: ...! ! ! !system! ! !

【Ding!Players are asked to check common sense!If you ask questions in common sense again, I will deduct your points! ! ! 】The sound of the system seems to be a little crazy...

Kong Ning could only look up common sense aggrieved, and found out that...hitting acupuncture points counts as a combat state, and you can't log off during the combat state...unless...unless he lasts for six Hours! ! !

Second Olympic!That is to say, if that Yang Ce doesn't release the acupoints for me, what the hell will I have to stay here for several hours before I can go offline? ! ! !

Department... Just as Kong Ning wanted to call the system, he thought of the point deduction just mentioned.

Thinking of this, Kong Ning shrank instantly. Forget it, is it easy for the system to not deduct points? ! !

So, Kong Ning could only stand in the room blankly and wait for Yang Ce to come to relieve his acupoints.

Well, in the middle of it, because he was bored, and also because he was afraid that the system would deduct his points, he finally read his common sense... Well, it’s not a big deal sometimes if you can see ten lines at a glance and have a good memory. nice one.

It took him 10 minutes to memorize all the common sense...but, what the hell!How will he pass the time next! ! !Kong Ning is a bit ballsy sad.....

In the end, Kong Ning fell asleep standing in the house...

"Tsk tsk, brother with a big beard, we meet again!" Kong Ning was awakened from the slumber, and when he opened his eyes, he saw the charming peach blossom eyes of the little white face.

wipe! ! !Damn boy!Kong Ning only felt his teeth itch.

"Big bearded brother! Why don't we make a contract?" Yang Ce's thin lips curled slightly, revealing a blinding smile. "As long as you press a handprint on this, I will release the acupuncture point for you, how about it?"

Yang Ce raised a piece of paper in Yang's hand.

Kong Ning took a closer look.

【Contract

Party A: Riding the horse and raising the whip Party B: The calm before the storm

Contract: In order to repay Party A's life-saving grace, Party B voluntarily works for Party A for one month. During this period, Party A and Party B are bound by the employment contract.


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