There is a tiger sniffing the rose in my heart

That astonishing young man sang a song and went down—only one song for the whole night. Except for Miss Lu Yiping in "Deep Love and Rain", I have never seen a more dickish boy than him. The resident singer of the nightclub... After the boy left the stage, the previous DJ who ruined his childhood who was so thunderous came up again, accompanied by the wonderful singing of "I found a cigarette yo by the side of the road". The wine was swallowed cup by cup from left to right——

When he swallowed the third-to-last cup, Jinran was quite proud to find that he had completed the minimum consumption of VIP seats enough for eight people by himself.

When he swallowed the penultimate cup, Jinran found that he had a strong desire to urinate. He wanted to stand up and go to the toilet, but at this time he found that no matter how hard he tried to "stand up cutely", His body was still limp on the sofa like a dead pig—it's over, I won't pee my pants, will I?Jin Ran was thinking in a daze... This is the rhythm of making headlines again.

Thinking about it, his eyes unconsciously stared at the last glass of pink wine left on the table, and the black-haired young man pondered for 30 seconds whether to drink it, drink it, or drink it—after all His bladder was really about to burst, and he wasn't sure if such a glass of wine would be the straw that broke the camel's back, but if he didn't finish the row of wine, he would feel that all his efforts tonight would be in vain... …

Of course, there is little logic to a drunk person.

Wasting the "fruits of hard work" tonight?Or pee your pants and make headlines tomorrow?

After thinking about it for a while, without anyone stopping him from taking a foolish risk, he finally extended his claws to the last glass of wine at an extremely slow speed——picking up the glass, he realized that it was actually At first, I thought that this glass of wine was pink. The judgment was wrong. The wine liquid is colorless and transparent. It looks pink mainly because there is a soaked flower in the wine glass, which is shining brightly in the wine liquid in a beautiful way. The blooming salted cherry blossoms are very small and fresh, and it seems to be a wine for women or gays.

At least I account for half of it.

I was accidentally humored by myself, Jinran narrowed her eyes slightly and laughed, so at this time, the man and woman who were sitting in the vip booth next door to Jinran, who were having fun playing dice, accidentally heard the sound in the dark booth behind her. There was a gloomy laugh—they paused and exchanged glances, one of them was about to stand up to see who the idiot next door was...but at this moment, a tall figure suddenly appeared from behind them. Walking by, attracting their attention.

The one sitting outside was a young woman, her eyes were almost subconsciously attracted by the person passing by, and when her eyes gradually moved up and finally settled on that person's head, she covered her lips and let out a small cry: "Ah, this isn't the one who sang "Opera II" just now..."

Accompanied by her exclamation, the tall boy had already arrived at the booth next to them. The shadow in the booth hid half of his face, so people could only see his side face—— extremely Beautiful side face, thin lips tightly pursed into a line when there is no expression on the face, long eyelashes that most women with makeup will lose, absolutely high and natural bridge of the nose, if the hair grows a little longer, it may be It is difficult to distinguish between male and female... When the boy stood there and turned his head slightly, the platinum earrings on his ears reflected a dazzling white light under the nightclub's photography lights.

The young man paused slightly, as if he felt that someone was looking at him. He turned his head, and the faint glance under the dim light managed to make the people in the next room feel embarrassed—the men and women stood there in a daze for a long time, By the time they reacted, the boy had already stepped into the dark booth next door.

"What, it turns out that he knows the guy next door who makes a perverted laugh."

"Wow, his eyes are so fierce."

"Yeah, I was too scared to look at him..."

A group of young men and women babbled, but in the end they could only look away resentfully, and continued to play their dice.

And this time.

The boy had already walked into the booth that fell into silence after a burst of idiot-like laughter, his light-colored eyeballs rolled around in their sockets, and his eyes seemed to be drained from the table Swept over a row of wine glasses, and finally moved away, fixed on the black-haired young man leaning on the sofa and squinting slightly, wondering if he was looking at him... He paused, and was about to take a step towards him Go, but at this moment, the black-haired young man who could still lean on the sofa slid down, and some of the last glass of wine in his hand spilled out.

The black-haired young man fixed himself on the chair with his face close to the sofa buttocks, so the young man stepped forward and simply squatted down in front of the sofa—so that even in the dim light of the nightclub, his face would be He was also very close to the black-haired young man, so close that he could smell the alcohol-sweet fruity smell from his drunken breath...

And from the beginning to the end, the boy's beautiful face was expressionless. He stared at the black-haired young man for a while, then suddenly stretched out a finger, and poked the unconscious face with considerable strength. face, and said in a low voice: "I found you."

The young man stared at the slightly pale cheeks that had sunk under his fingertips, and was not surprised that his words did not receive a response—he took the half-spilled wine glass away from the black-haired young man's hand, and casually It was placed on the tea table behind them—a soft "cough" sounded, but it seemed to startle the black-haired young man lying on the sofa. His high buttocks collapsed, and he opened his eyes a little. Unresponsive, but still found a person in the booth——

And it was a strange male creature with good looks.

This face looks familiar, but looking in the mirror now, Jinran probably doesn't even know who he is. Of course, he doesn't remember where he saw this face, so at this moment, he wiped his face, relying on his last With the willpower to get up and sit still, he lowered his head and pretended to be calm and said: "Why, the minimum consumption is not enough? Didn't I tell the waiter that I don't need special services?"

"..." The young man stood up, bent down slightly, put one hand on the man's head, and let his own shadow completely cover him, "You think I'm mb?"

Jinran raised his head, his black pupils looked at the other's amber pupils calmly: "Isn't it?"

He looks so good-looking, and he took the initiative to come to strike up a conversation with him, if he is not the young master of the night market, he can be——

"Oh, I see," the black-haired young man showed an expression of sudden realization, and then, surprisingly, he stretched out his hand, clasped the shoulder of the boy who was a head taller than himself when he was standing, and pressed down , and then said in a very mysterious voice, "Did you recognize who I am? I was operating secretly tonight, but I was discovered unexpectedly—well, I can give you an autograph, but I can't take a group photo."

juvenile:"……"

Jinran: "I don't want to? Then, I'll give you ten autographs. Anyway, you can't take a group photo. If someone finds out that I came here tonight to get drunk alone, I'll be on the headlines again tomorrow—you are my fan." Ah, you probably don’t want to see me go on a rampage again? Ten signatures, autographed, you ask the waiter to bring you a pen, where do you want me to sign it?”

Boy: "You're drunk."

Jinran: "I want to pee."

juvenile:"……"

Jinran: "Why did they treat me like this?"

juvenile:"……"

Jinran: "I didn't do anything outrageous, I figured it out, I was the one who was almost killed--as a result, I, the victim, became the target of everyone's accusations and scolding... Hiccup, why don't you... Let's see, at dawn tomorrow, when the major newspapers publish it, the whole world will know that I, Yuan... um."

Jinran's eyes widened slightly, the eyeballs rolled around inexplicably in the eye sockets and then lowered slightly to stare at the hand covering his mouth... What came from the boy was the kind of shower gel that comes with the hotel bathroom. Smell, no scent of cologne, but this clean smell made his heart beat two beats faster. At this time, he felt the boy's body lowered a little, getting closer to him, so those beautiful, like It was the glass-like amber pupils that magnified infinitely in his eyes——

"Do you want the whole world to know that you came to a place like this?"

After the young man finished speaking, he saw the black-haired young man shaking his head with satisfaction.

Throwing a sentence of "then shut up", he let go of his hands and sat down beside him - the black-haired young man who had regained his freedom immediately opened his mouth wide and took two breaths of fresh air like a dog. , the red-haired boy raised his lips slightly mockingly: "I didn't cover your nose."

Jinran said "Oh", closed her mouth, continued to inhale and exhale through her nostrils, thought for a while, then turned her head and said to the people around her, "Has anyone ever told you that your Chinese is so bad?"

"No."

"Yes, but it's hard for me to hear."

"That's why you're stupid."

"Are you my fan? The signature is gone." The black-haired young man said with a serious face, "Kneel down."

It's just that the serious expression didn't stay tense for three seconds, he laughed again, stretched out his hand and patted the shoulder of the silent red-haired boy beside him and said, "Just kidding, I'm not that unreasonable." I will ask the waiter to bring you a pen and I will sign it on your face so that you can have a reason not to wash your face for three months... But at most I allow you to post on Weibo to show off. Although I can understand your desire to show off—”

Boy: "You're drunk."

Just as the crackling words stopped abruptly, when the young man thought he had said something wrong and turned his head away, he immediately realized that he really seemed to have said something wrong—there was a young black-haired young man with a sunny face just now. The man was completely depressed at the moment. He sat on the sofa, staring at the spilled wine on the tea table in front of him with numb eyes, and after a while, he turned his head and said to him in a particularly desolate tone: "Am I useless?"

The boy moved his lips, but he didn't answer, because at this moment, the person sitting next to him started chatting mode on his own——

"Being bullied by others, being slandered by others, I can only keep silent even though I am right, and I forcefully tell the whole world 'I'm fucking fine' and turn around and come to this noisy place to get drunk ...By the way, what's even more sad is that you don't even know how loud and bad the dj in this nightclub is. I almost spit out the wine I drank. I finally hope for someone who can sing "Opera II" The earth-shattering god, he went down before he could see what he looked like, what the hell, he thought he was Lu Yiping, so awesome!—”

The young man turned his head slightly, listening to the black-haired young man quietly, his beautiful amber eyes were staring at the black-haired young man's mouth which opened and closed as he spoke, no one knew what he was thinking—— At the end of the hearing, his patience seemed to be exhausted at last. He reached out and grabbed the black-haired young man's jaw to force him to shut up. At the same time, he moved closer, his eyes were brighter than before, but Still cherishing words like gold, he asked concisely: "Do you like to hear me sing?"

I sincerely slapped away the hand that was stuck on my chin until I pinched my face: "Who are you?!!"

The boy stared at him for a while, then said lightly, "Sid."

Three seconds of silence.

Just as the boy was waiting for the reaction that people should have when they heard his name, he saw the black-haired young man say with an unhappy face, "Who! I don't know him!"

Sid: "..."

Suddenly realizing that he was bored trying to have a normal conversation with a drunk here, Sid stood up, thought for a while, took out a pile of RMB from his pocket, and didn’t know how much it was. Anyway, he thought about how thick it was enough to pay cautiously. He threw the wad of money on the table, and then used his slender arms to pull up the black-haired young man who was limp on the sofa and shouted to "pee", letting him Leaning on his body, when the heavy weight like a dead pig pressed up unceremoniously, he took the black-haired young man a few steps outside, thought for a while and asked: "What is 'peeing'."

"Oh," Mr. Yuan Jinran, who is in the eighth grade of Chinese, turned his head and saw the dazzling red-haired head of the guy supporting him dangling in front of his eyes. Feeling provocative, he puffed up his cheeks and blew. The red-haired man obviously felt the other party's foot stop, he giggled, "It means to shush."

then.

Because he wanted to kill himself, he lost his last chance to go to the bathroom.

Suppressing the surging desire to urinate, he fell asleep on the shoulder of this young man who was unfamiliar to him, and when he woke up, he was surprised to find that he had teleported from the nightclub to the underground parking lot - in the middle of the night, parking The venue was cold and empty, and the security guard was sound asleep in the duty room. For a moment, countless "serial corpse cases", "a big star became the latest victim", "dead bodies in different places, Not sure if there are traces of being violated" "Thousands of fans collapsed and lamented that life is not easy"——

Sid: "Where's the car?"

Jin Ran: "Ah? Don't kill me!"

Sid: "..."

Resisting the urge to throw the guy on his shoulder to the ground, the boy pursed his lips to suppress his anger, and finally repeated his question expressionlessly—this time the other party finally heard clearly Yes, and then put on a calmer and sober tone to show him the way, and very cooperatively took out his car keys and handed them to him on the way, so the final result was——

Sid stood in front of a yellow Ferrari, looked at the Volkswagen car key in his hand and was silent for 30 seconds.

The black-haired young man on his shoulder wriggled around with a smile on his face: "Just kidding, back ten cars back, the tattered Volkswagen just now is hehehehe."

Sid: "..."

Before coming to this country, Sid had imagined countless scenes on the plane when he met someone, whether he beat him up or really pushed him into a yellow plane according to his previous "last words". Fucking in front of Ferrari All of these scenarios may have occurred, but none of the scenarios included him sitting in a battered VW that was visually aged over ten years and costing no more than 10 yuan, next to a very drunk The person struggling to remind him: fasten the seat belt.

Only God knows, right now he just wants to use his seat belt to strangle this drunk man who knows how to obey the traffic rules and spare his life.

"This shit doesn't go fast enough to be worth wearing a seatbelt on."

"No matter, put on your seat belt."

The young man who has always acted recklessly in his own country held back his temper, put on his seat belt like a three-good student, and started the classic car whose tires might fly out at any time. , he turned his head and looked at the black-haired young man slumped in the passenger seat: "Address."

Jinran moved her lips, and before she could speak, she heard the person next to her add: "If you play with me again, I'll take you naked and throw you in the gay bathroom."

Jinran muttered, "The vicious man is still a virgin", sat up a little bit, and ignored the strange eyes of the young man in the driver's seat beside him. He thought for a while, gave an address, and emphasized it again after he finished speaking: "It's the real address. No matter what the lower limit is for the first time you lose your virginity, it must be a five-star hotel with a swimming pool. I don't want to be in the toilet of a gay bar."

The boy started the car, and after skillfully backing the car out of the parking space, he raised the corners of his lips and asked, "Want to do it in the swimming pool?"

The words fell, and the people around him didn't answer. Sid turned his head and looked at it strangely, only to find that the person in the passenger seat was already sound asleep—and he was wearing a seat belt properly...

Sid: "..."

About 10 minutes later, relying on the navigation and road signs, the boy gradually drove the car to the address reported by the black-haired young man—but as he got closer to that address, even Sid himself felt It seemed that something wasn't quite right. In the end, the car turned a corner and drove into a high-end apartment complex that he was also very familiar with - I heard that most of the employees or artists of the im company basically live here when they come to G City... … Sid parked the car at the entrance of the complex, then woke up the people around him, and asked, "Which building?"

Jinran opened his eyes in a daze, and then announced the building number.

When Sid stopped the car according to the building number, he opened the window and looked out. He turned his head and glanced at the black-haired young man in the passenger seat who was rubbing the center of his brows with a painful head. He calmly Turn off the car: "Don't tell me you live on the 27th floor."

The person who was lowering his head and rubbing the center of his brow suddenly stopped what he was doing, and turned his head to look at him in surprise: "How do you know?"

The boy didn't answer, but after three seconds of silence, he turned off the engine, unbuttoned his seat belt, pulled out the car key, opened the car door, and said, "I'll take you up."

I just said "oh oh" twice, thinking for a moment that it would be bad to reveal where I live, then thinking that it doesn't matter if this is his temporary apartment or not his house, after all, the guards in the community usually don't Ordinary people were not allowed to enter, and he felt relieved a little, and then staggered into the elevator with the help of this beautiful young man——there was no further conversation in the elevator, and he watched carefully as he stood by the elevator door at this moment. Looking up at the boy with a calm face and looking up at the beating numbers on the elevator screen, there is only one emotion: there are not many good-looking and good-looking young people these days.

Then the elevator "ding" to the place.

Jinran yawned, took out his door key and held it in his palm, the first time he stepped out of the elevator, he saw the light coming from under the crack of his door—the whole person stood in the corridor and paused for three minutes. Seconds, and without warning, he turned around resolutely and pushed the boy following him against the wall in the corridor—the boy who was caught off guard obviously didn't realize what happened. Momentary astonishment also appeared on his face, the two of them rolled on the wall of the corridor, he raised his chin slightly, and let the black-haired young man pressing on him spray all the scorching breath on his sharp chin superior……

The two breathed each other's breath.

At this moment, because there is no secondary development yet, the boy who is a little shorter than Jinran raised his face slightly, approached the black-haired young man, and touched the other's chin with his cold lips intentionally or unintentionally, with a tone of voice But asked very coldly: "What?"

Such an ambiguous atmosphere.

It seems that the gun will go off in the next second.

Unexpectedly, the black-haired young man grasped the hand on the young man's waist slightly nervously: "I, my, my, my house has been broken into! Do you have a mobile phone with you? Call the police for me, 'Naiwanwan' knows." , quick broadcast—"

"This is the emergency call from the Republic of America," Sid said blankly. "Your country is 110."

Jinran: "Whatever it is! Call the police! A burglar has broken into my house! He even turned on the light! Damn it! You're too crazy! I'm going to sue him!"

The boy couldn't bear it anymore and stretched out his hand, grabbed the black-haired young man's jaw to make him shut up - at the same time stretched out his long arm, and rang the doorbell next to him, saying "You're crazy" to the black-haired young man While staring at him in panic, he stretched out his hand and pushed away the person pressing on him. At the same time, there was a sound of footsteps from the door, the door was opened from the inside, and a tall figure appeared from behind the door.

The man was obviously in the state of processing documents when he was disturbed by the doorbell and walked out to open the door, because at this moment he still had a pair of gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose——

Jiang Chuan stood at the door of his house, looking blankly at the person who texted him about three hours ago to be cute and claimed to have "go to bed", and was entangled with a beautiful red-haired boy who looked underage Appearing at the door of their own house—the eyes of that boy met for a moment, and the two male creatures from the same country realized from the expressions on each other that the other had guessed who they were.

Then it's time for a tall conversation in German.

Standing behind the door, the tall man narrowed his blue pupils slightly, and asked in a tone that sounded a little unfriendly: [The country is too poor to support a singer so that he needs to go to other countries to earn extra money? ] The red-haired boy showed a composure that didn't match his age at all, and even showed an arrogant expression unwilling to be outdone and taunted: [Obviously not poor, I just saw in the newspaper last week that a certain mafia family issued a huge reward for finding it all over the world. Their son who ran away from home... I was wondering where to find him in such a big world, but I didn't expect him to appear in front of me. 】Jiang Chuan sneered, and tilted his head slightly: 【This money is not as easy to get as you imagined, don't imagine it. ] The conversation between the two ended here, because at this time the black-haired young man who was leaning against the wall rushed forward unwillingly—until he was about to reach Jiang Chuan’s door, he braked suddenly and stared Looking at the man in front of him: "Why are you at my house? Where did you get the key?"

The tangy smell of alcohol made Jiang Chuan realize within a second that the "good baby" in front of him who advertised that he was asleep had gone to get drunk by himself after sending text messages, so he stretched out a finger at this moment, Slightly raised the chin of the person in front of him, pointed to the house number behind him, and said in a deep voice, "Look clearly, this is my house."

Jinran looked at it and found that Jiang Chuan was telling the truth.

So he retracted his head, looked at the man in front of him for a while, and said calmly with a blank face, "I'm sorry I drank it before, I remember the wrong address."

Blame all the blame on the alcohol. At this moment, the black-haired young man who had almost woken up from the fright turned around with a wooden face, and was about to leave as if nothing happened, but at this moment, he felt A hand was placed on his shoulder——when the familiar breath that belonged to the previous master rushed into his nostrils from the hand on the shoulder, he felt that his scalp was bursting in an instant, and every pore on his body Everyone is screaming: Fuck!

At the same time, he heard Jiang Chuan behind him, saying in a brisk voice to the red-haired boy who sent him over, "Thank you for sending him back, it's really easy for a person to get drunk outside at night and meet someone who is planning to do something wrong." Man, I happily accept this kindness."

Jiang Chuan's words fell.

Jinran, whose brain has become dull even because of alcohol, feels the air freeze for an instant.

Until he saw that beautiful red-haired boy raised the corners of his lips and showed a perfect smile: "You're welcome."

Jin Ran moved her lips.

Just wanted to say something thank you as a closing remark.

But at this time, it was too late—at the same time that the red-haired boy said "You're welcome", he was "You're welcome" and carried back into the room by the man behind him, and the door closed with a bang , The sky is shaking... Looking at everything familiar in front of him, everything is exactly the same as when he left, revisiting this place as a human being, but Jinran finds that he is not moved at all.

The main reason is probably because Jiang Chuan, who was standing behind him at this time, did not speak.

It made people very nervous.

Jinran: "...I want to pee, where is the toilet?"

Three seconds of dead silence.

Jiang Chuan: "What are you peeing, hold on."

Sincerely: "..."