The black-haired young man sitting on the bed watched with a blank expression as a group of medical staff ran wildly in the corridor of the ward in the middle of the night, and then the doctors and nurses rushed into his ward like a flock of sheep ready to be slaughtered—— It’s really embarrassing for these angels in white clothes, because the patients who willfully insist on waking up in the middle of the night have to get up from the bed to work without complaining, and they must maintain the current professional enthusiasm all the time.
When the various tubes buried in the body to deliver nutrients to provide the body with basic survival were pulled out, he could feel a slight tingling pain from deep inside his body, and the hand that smelled of disinfectant opened his eyelids and tightened his eyes. Then came the bright flashlight, and the black pupils reflexively shrunk slightly until the light of the medical flashlight was removed, and the surroundings returned to darkness...
Jinran's head was buzzing.
The light of the shaking flashlight overlapped indistinctly with the broken moonlight that was last smashed by the water surface when I was a hamster.
Jinran narrowed his eyes slightly.
Those fish swimming around in front of his eyes, pecking his wet and heavy hair with their mouths curiously, turned into these doctors in white coats——
There seemed to be countless people talking around, some were calling his name, some seemed to be asking him how he was feeling, and some were measuring his basic body temperature, heartbeat and other data...but please Then he sat on the bed, let them play around, and no matter what questions people asked, he seemed indifferent.
At this time, a doctor had already called to inform his family.
When the unknown doctor A told the person on the phone that "the patient's condition is not stable yet, there may be brain damage affecting language or normal judgment", the black-haired young man's eyelids twitched. It turned out that he was so silent that the doctor thought he had accidentally become an idiot.
hair.
In fact, he just wanted to adapt to everything around him that suddenly changed back to normal size - beds, cabinets, water glasses, TV sets, humans, etc... He didn't expect that he would succeed so quickly. Back in a human body, so he needs a little time to calm down now - and there is another problem, once he calms down a little bit, he finds himself dizzy with hunger, and just thinking about food makes him feel hungry Can swallow an elephant.
Just at this time, as if he heard the most sincere call from the bottom of his heart, a nurse sister came over and called out in a nice and gentle voice: "Mr. Yuan, Mr. Yuan, are you okay? If you can hear me See my answer—"
The long and thick eyelashes of the black-haired young man trembled slightly. Then, he raised his eyelids, raised his hand and clasped her wrist when the nurse didn't expect it, and used that because it didn't happen for a long time. And the terribly hoarse voice was concise and pitiful enough to say: "I'm hungry..."
"..."
Jinran watched the entire busy ward suddenly freeze for a moment after he thought of such a small pleading sound, and a dozen pairs of eyes turned to look at him with sparkling eyes—it has to be said that this It made him feel a little embarrassed. After all, he was just hungry and said his feelings honestly. Why did these people react so strongly?
It was the dedicated nurse sister who was the first to react. She immediately showed an angelic smile on her terrified face, and carefully pulled her hand out of the soft palm that did not have much strength. : "Okay, Mr. Yuan, we will order the kitchen to prepare some food for you. May I ask what you want to eat—"
Oh, not many.
That is, raw fried dumplings, beef noodles, white rice, seafood noodles, bridge rice noodles, ham, hot pot biscuits, chocolate mutton, octopus balls, sugar-fried chestnuts, braised meat chicken, duck fish, flying in the sky, swimming on the shore... the black-haired young man sat on the bed seriously After thinking about it, she opened her thin lips lightly, and replied with difficulty——
"……elephant."
Everyone: "..."
Doctor a: "...Yes, yes, we are now basically sure that the patient's brain should have suffered a little damage, but the damage should be curable and temporary. After all, the patient still maintains the ability to judge his body's needs. Still very optimistic, yes yes, Ms. Yuan, you can rest assured—"
"I... IQ, no, no problem." Looking at the distorted faces of the group of people around, as if they had been stepped on by an elephant, fearing that they would impulsively send him to the psychiatric department, the black-haired young man hurriedly waved his hand and used With a difficult pronunciation, he said, "Just now, I accidentally... I'm stupid, let me say it... I just want to eat meat!"
Everyone: "..."
Seeing that everyone still looked at him with the reaction of seeing a ghost, Jinran sighed in frustration: "I'm really a fucking dog..."
That's it—fifteen minutes and 38 seconds have passed since waking up. The only complete sentence that Mr. Yuan Jinran has said since waking up to the present is a swear word.
He suddenly felt that he could change his development route and develop towards the route of "the most handsome comedian who has never been seen before or since."
After half an hour.
The black-haired young man who was so hungry finally got a bowl of hot vegetable porridge - he sat on the soft pillow and waited patiently for the nurse sister to measure his blood pressure before meals. His black pupils had recovered However, he kept staring at the bowl of vegetable porridge in front of him without blinking, and couldn't move his eyes away. The steaming heat seemed to cover his beautiful eyes with a layer of mist——finally after his hands were released , he seemed a little eager to grab the spoon and pounce on the bowl of human food. The spoon stirred the porridge, and he blinked and stared at the porridge water tumbling in the bowl——
After a while, he paused, turned his head and asked in a tone that wasn't sure if he made a mistake, "What's agreed... Where's the meat?"
Sister nurse: "This is vegetable porridge made from meat and bones."
Jinran: "I understand the truth, but...how about the meat?"
Nurse sister: "It seems that the kitchen has been cooking for a long time. The meat has melted into the porridge."
"..." Jinran was silent for a while, looked at the face of the nurse sister in front of her, who was full of doting, and said after a while, "I have already said that I have no problem with IQ, can you put away the tone of lying to children? "
"..." The sister nurse put away the pampering on her face, and said helplessly, "Mr. Yuan, after you have been continuously injecting nutrients for eight months, your body's organ functions and teeth chewing ability will irresistibly change. If there is a phenomenon of decline, you can only recover to a healthy and normal person through gradual training and recovery. As above, it is not suitable for you to consume crude fiber now. In fact, it is not okay to eat too much at once. This bowl of porridge Please eat one-third of it properly and stop taking it."
"...Just let me eat a third of it and make a bowl for me."
"I'm afraid you won't be happy to see too little food, after all, you are so hungry."
"Would I be happy if I only let you eat one-third of the food and then take away the rest, which is an inhumane thing?"
"..."
"It's burning with anger."
"Please use it slowly."
The nurse sister ruthlessly packed up all kinds of measuring tools, turned around and walked out, watched her leave, and then ate up the bowl of hot porridge at the speed of light without leaving a single drop of soup - to your sister Oh, he felt that he might never have been so miserable in his life. Eating a bowl of porridge with no meat or salt and only two slices of green vegetables, he felt that he was so happy that he was about to fly away.
After eating and drinking, he licked his lips contentedly and began to look around to torment whether he should take a shower, but when he tried to get up, he fell back on the bed because his muscles were weak...
Jinran does not have the frustration that would appear on the protagonist's face at the moment when he fell down in the TV series. In fact, at this moment, he is very happy that he no longer has to crawl quickly on all fours-you see, after some comparisons, people The requirements can easily be lowered to an impossibly low level.
Struggling and thrashing on the bed a few more times, finally all the little strength left after he just woke up, fell down on the bed with black eyes, thought silently for a while, suddenly realized It seems that he needs someone who can appear in front of him immediately to serve him.
Sincerely: "..."
Oh right, why didn't I think of that earlier.
So the black-haired young man raised his hand with the last of his strength, and rang the nursing bell next to the bed—when the nurse walked in, she saw the nurse leaning on the bed and grinning at herself triumphantly, "Porridge!" Accidentally finished eating and I'm sorry." The black-haired young man looked as if he just took advantage of something...
It is really hard to imagine that he is actually the incredible super male god who is missed by millions of people.
It must have been pierced by something strange.The nurse thought silently.
I politely asked the nurse if I could borrow her cell phone—the person in front of me was Yuan Jinran—even if he was pierced by something strange, at least he was still Yuan Jinran on the shell—the nurse put down her hands and cleaned up half of it Without much hesitation, he took out his mobile phone and handed it to him. Considering that the big star probably needs his privacy more, the nurse smiled at him thoughtfully and said that he would come back to get the mobile phone later, and then took the Leaving the ward with the dinner plate.
……
So on this night, when it was just dawn and the chickens hadn't even opened their eyes, in a high-end residential villa far away from the hospital, Mr. Fang Yu, a gold medal agent in the entertainment industry, was using his mobile phone to disturb people. Qingmeng screamed.
Fang Yu, whose whole body was buried in the quilt and pillow, closed his eyes and fumbled for the mobile phone, grabbed the crazy vibrating mobile phone in front of him, rubbed the eye feces, opened one eye, and saw that it was a local strange number ——It turned out to be an unfamiliar number, resisting the urge to hang up directly, Fang Yu answered the phone in line with professional ethics, and before the other side could speak, he said first: "Hi, this is Fang Yu, the manager of im company , no matter how you get my private number at this moment, but this is my normal rest time, talk about work cooperation, please wait for today's 08:30 to contact my work phone in a normal way - between this A weird phone call at a weird time, in order to avoid international friends with jet lag, let me repeat the words in English now, hello, thisisyufang..."
"Fang Yu! Fang Yu! I want to eat kfc!"
"...?"
Fang Yu silently took the phone away from his ear, and the eyebrows on the opened eyes were already flying high - he looked at the phone screen as if he had seen a ghost, and first called him this early in the morning. Not to mention how rebellious and weird the content of the call was, calling him by his name and treating him as a KFC takeaway, he just felt... the voice on the other side who deliberately lowered his voice like a thief sounded familiar.
When Fang Yu put the phone back to his ear, he heard the person on the opposite side still making plans for him—
"When KFC opens, you can buy me breakfast. Although there are no chicken wings, there is meat, right? Remember to cover them up when you walk in, otherwise they may be confiscated if they are seen by the doctor. It’s too pitiful to be thrown into the trash can after being eaten, isn’t it? And when you come, please bring me a towel, toothpaste, toothbrush, and go to my house to get the shower gel, shampoo, and facial cleanser, oh yes A razor and I'm almost like a primitive now—”
"..." Mr. Manager, who was lying on the bed with his butt pouted, finally opened his eyes at this time, his eyebrows almost flew to his forehead, and he asked in a bad mood, "Who are you?! !!!!"
The voice over there suddenly stopped.
Fang Yu: "??"
After waiting for a while, Fang Yu heard a sneer, and said sinisterly——
"Hi Fang Yuxiansen, before you find out which uncle you are talking to now, please get up from the bed I sent you right now, and then take the wallet I gave you, from the villa I gave you Come out, take the car I sent you, go to KFC for me, buy breakfast, I want meat, thank you for your cooperation."
Fang Yu: "..."
He stared at the phone for three seconds.
Fang Yu hung up the phone decisively.
Throwing the phone and rubbing his temples, the manager sighed: "I'm really too tired to have such absurd nightmare——"
Turned over and was about to go back to sleep, when suddenly, he heard the phone next to the pillow continue to scream, Fang Yu grabbed it and picked it up, and the three words "Swipe Weibo" from the opposite side, cut it off decisively Telephone.
Fang Yu turned on the phone inexplicably, entered Weibo, swipe to refresh it, and then saw a Weibo that shocked him so much that he almost threw the phone away——
The latest post on Weibo shows that there are only three simple words sent by someone: Good morning.
It's just that the earth-shattering picture is a guy sitting on a hospital bed and wearing a cute blue and white striped hospital gown. He has an unshaven beard and hair in a bird's nest, and his eyes are slightly sunken because of emaciation—darkness Under the bright orange light, only the familiar smile on the corners of his lips and those black pupils looked extraordinarily bright and dazzling.
Weibo sender: Yuan Jinran.
It was 54:[-] a.m. on a Thursday.
Before most office workers, students, and mothers woke up, this Weibo post, which had just been posted for less than 3 minutes, had been retweeted more than 2 times, and the comments below directly exceeded [-]. Fang Yu seemed like a ghost. I clicked and glanced at it, and all the comments below are——
"Mom, I'm going to hell!"
"..."
"What the hell is the situation = mouth =?"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (infinite loop)—"
"It's time for me to go to bed. They say it's not good to stay up late. I didn't believe it before, but now I believe it. You see, I'm hallucinating."
"Fuck blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah?!"
"Without any sign, I just jumped up from the bed, are you the male god?"
"Network well-known po master Jiang Chuan network well-known po master Jiang Chuan network well-known po master Jiang Chuan network well-known po master Jiang Chuan network well-known po master Jiang Chuan network well-known po master Jiang Chuan network well-known po master Jiang Chuan network well-known po master Jiang Chuan network Well-known po owner Jiang Chuan..."
……
At that moment, Fang Yu felt that all the blood on his body rushed to his forehead in an instant.
His eyes were straightened, and he dialed back the previous number with trembling hands. The phone rang a few times before he was picked up. The person on the other side lazily said "Hello"——I had heard that voice for several years When the magic sound pierced his ears and finally stopped for eight months, it finally rang in his ears again, Fang Yu was stunned for a moment, resisting the suffocating choking emotion rushing up his throat, and merged thousands of words into one sentence "You wait," the broker hung up the phone resolutely.
After calming down for three seconds, he thought about it, and then called back very worriedly. The patience on the other side was obviously exhausted: "If you have a fart, let it go quickly?"
"You wait for me," Fang Yu jumped up from the bed, and while jumping to lift his pants, he bent down and yelled at the phone on the bed, "Ancestor, hold on, don't fall asleep again!"
The only response over there to his request was to hang up the phone without hesitation.
After Jinran contacted Fang Yu, he called his mother again. This time, he listened patiently to his mother crying on the phone for about ten minutes. Then the black-haired young man emphasized it before reluctantly hanging up the phone. "Mom, I want to eat meat." After being ruthlessly rejected, he hung up the phone with his lips curled up unwillingly - thanking the little nurse and returning the phone to the little nurse and promising to compensate her for the wasted phone bill. The black-haired young man yawned, thinking that Ms. Yuan Mei's plane would arrive at noon today at the earliest, and he simply forgot Mr. Manager's so-called "don't sleep" and held the quilt contentedly Lie back on the bed.
He was not a sound sleeper.
The sound of doctors or nurses coming in and out of the hospital can be heard all the time.
But I have to say that this voice makes him feel very at ease—sometimes he is also afraid that when he closes his eyes and opens them again, he will find that everything has returned to the original state, and he has returned to the only point in his body that he can be proud of. In the boring and boring world of hamsters like round buttocks—and now, the noise of humans around him makes him very sure that he has indeed returned to the world of humans—he doesn’t have to worry about the cotton that surrounds him when he opens his eyes. Grass; no need to look at everything is a huge behemoth; creatures like cats have also become cute and cute hairballs instead of murderers; wild mice can be dealt with with a pack of poison; as for surfing the Internet or something, just use your fingers It can also be solved perfectly.
The most important thing is that after eight consecutive months of being a mad vegetarian hamster, when he woke up, he realized that he really missed the human food - it was just a bowl of porridge made of bones It also made him very satisfied, although he would be happier if he had meat.
I would like to embrace the quilt that smelled of disinfectant, and fall asleep soundly on my side on this human bed.
Everything is as beautiful as a dream.
And the best thing is, knowing that everything happened for real this time, when he opens his eyes again, he will find that these beautiful things are still there——
He has indeed returned.
as a human being.
……
Jinran didn't know how long he slept—it was only about 10 to [-] minutes. Anyway, when he was shaken up by Fang Yu, his whole head was in a daze, and he opened his eyes reluctantly, looking directly at the other party. Zhang Xin's ecstatic face skipped over, and his eyes moved down to his hands—seeing Mr. Manager's empty hands, the black-haired young man rubbed his eyes and got up, and asked in a vague voice: "Where's KFC?"
Fang Yu: "You can only eat liquid food now, what the hell—"
"Why did you come here without a KFC?" Jin Ran asked bluntly, "You can go, today is Thursday, you are missing work."
"Your sister, I brought you your toiletries," Fang Yu pointed to the pile of things on Jinran's bedside table, "You asked me to bring your phone, when did you wake up? How do you feel now? I just called the company to tell the company about the situation. Luo Cheng was so frightened that he couldn't speak easily. And your mother, when I called her, she was already on the way to the airport. Bo, you did this out of the blue. Weibo is about to explode. You are still sleeping here, and your reaction is more intense than when you had an accident. What time is it now? Eight twenty in the morning, and there are 20 retweets... "
Originally, he was impatiently listening to the incoherent words of the manager because of his excitement, until he heard the last key word about Weibo forwarding volume, the person sitting on the bed suddenly and subconsciously stopped rubbing his eyes.
He raised his head and asked Fang Yu for his mobile phone with a dull expression. After getting the mobile phone, he directly used Fang Yu's account to read his latest Weibo, and then he-
"I'm going to suffocate - who is this Uncle Huazi? Why did he appear on the homepage of my Weibo! This bird's nest head, this messy beard, I just posted this photo online because I was full or had a brain congestion It's gone!" Jinran held the phone in his hands and shouted in a strange voice, "Don't I look like a scavenger old man who just picked up soda cans? Look at this smile, it seems that I have picked up a few sacks today-delete it now Can you make it?!!!!"
"It's too late." Fang Yu snatched the phone back, "This has been reposted a lot, and I look at the photos pretty well, showing your sickness perfectly——"
"Brother Fang, are you my manager now?"
"what?"
"How else can you be so vicious, looking at a picture like this and shamelessly saying 'it's good' to me?"
"..."
The joy of "Yuan Jinran woke up" was quickly extinguished less than 15 minutes after facing him, and then the old concept of "Sure enough, I still want to strangle him" that has persisted for many years returned to its pinnacle throne .
During their conversation, Fang Yu's work phone was almost ringing off the hook—it seemed that the phone vibrated because he was in the hospital. Anyway, the phone didn't stop during the ten minutes. Temporarily stopping the conversation with Jinran, Fang Yu took the time to run to the corner of the room to connect the phone, and dealt with calls from several companies in a row. It seems that the im company intends to hold a press conference with Jinran The meeting announced a strong return, and Fang Yu temporarily agreed; then he rejected four or five newspapers' requests for interviews. When he hung up the last reporter's call, Fang Yu was already very impatient at this time, and the phone had just returned. He turned around in his pocket and wanted to talk to Jinran about the next arrangement, but he didn't expect his pocket to vibrate again, and the black-haired young man sitting on the bed raised his eyebrows at him innocently——
Fang Yu almost wanted to smash the phone.
But after he took out his phone viciously and glanced at the screen, the anger on his face subsided a little.
After answering the phone, Fang Yu didn't know whether it was the other person's concise words or something, so Fang Yu said "Yes, I'm awake" and "Then come here", and then hung up the phone directly.
Listening to Fang Yu's phone call, the expression on the face of the black-haired young man sitting on the bed paused, but when Fang Yu raised his head, he only saw him asking himself with ease, "Who is it?"
Fang Yu thought for a while, and replied: "I will have to eat after you collapse, so the company brought me a newcomer named Jiang Chuan—oh, you have seen it before, the one you clamored for unspoken rules before, " One of the male protagonists in "Strange Records of the Republic of China"... Later, he accepted a snack advertisement, and there were a few troubles on the Internet, and the momentum has been very strong recently——In short, a lot of things happened when you were away, I will tell you later Listen, he is also on his way here, you are all under my guidance now, you can get to know each other."
"Oh, he, I still remember."
Jin Ran replied calmly, and was very glad that Fang Yu was so far away from him at this moment, otherwise he couldn't guarantee that the sound of his little heart that was about to jump out at the moment would not be heard anywhere.
Next, Fang Yu moved a small bench very professionally, and began to start with the fact that Jiang Chuan helped him in the ward as a "mysterious man" from Jinran's coma, and described in detail what happened to Jiang Chuan next. The series totals and criticisms, and then successfully cleaned up these messy things with the "secret love story"... Interspersed with various bits and pieces, and told what happened in the past few months in fairly capable language .
These things are of course known.
But watching these things from the perspective of a third party is a bit interesting—when Ah Fat the hamster, even though he watched some things happen, he didn’t think anything was wrong, but now, when he heard Fang Yu say What? When Jiang Chuan lost the reporter in the hospital ward for him, his heart beat faster; when he heard Fang Yu say that Jiang Chuan was slandered and hyped because of protecting himself, he wished he could immediately grab his mobile phone and send a Weibo message to those who slandered Jiang Chuan. After scolding and declaring that the whole world is not a hype; when Fang Yu said that Jiang Chuan said at the press conference that he had secretly loved Yuan Jinran for many years, he even had a strange feeling that his heart beat faster...
The amazing thing is that when he was squatting in the cage watching the live broadcast, all he felt was "Fuck, this guy is crazy", but now, he actually feels a little embarrassed-this is what he feels sincerely, The moment Jiang Chuan said to the media expressionlessly, "I have been pursuing Yuan Jinran for a long time", how handsome was that calm and composed appearance.
"So that's the reason for the press conference? No wonder so many people tweeted him on my Weibo just now—" Jin Ran pretended to be calm and said, "So, in everyone's eyes, there is such a person Are you pursuing me openly?"
"Yes."
"Bring your phone."
"What?"
"I want to accept his pursuit."
"Just after waking up, you can't wait to die again, right?" The manager said blankly, "Don't get me wrong, it's just a show, he doesn't have a crush on you, so please wait a while and see him. Be normal, thank you for your cooperation."
Jin Ran let out an "oh" in disappointment, lifted her hospital gown, touched the old pink burn on her waist, and said like a dick: "But I didn't expect my childhood to be like this. It was said, and how many tears of sympathy my fans have left without my knowledge—just looking at it, that kid Jiang Chuan has to repay everything—”
"Okay."
The black-haired young man was interrupted before he could finish speaking.
A calm and slightly indifferent voice came from the door, as if a sword flew over and pierced his chest.
"..."
I just kept lifting my hospital gown and looking down, so idiotic, I was stiff in place. When I raised my head, I saw my master in casual clothes leaning lazily by the door of the ward. His tall figure was almost The entire door was blocked, his hands were stuffed in his pockets, and a pair of headphones was hanging around his neck—he looked as youthful as a college student.
He probably rushed over right after finishing his morning exercise.
The traces of sweat or dew can be faintly seen on the hair, so handsome that it makes people want to scream.
"Grunt", I really heard the sound of my throat rolling, and a mouthful of saliva being swallowed - he strongly controlled himself and tried to keep his face paralyzed, he knew that now he was not like a hamster who could do all kinds of facial expressions It was not seen by others, and there was no more fluffy hair on his face.
...although there is a beard.
But the beard wasn't thick enough after all.
Uh, digressing.
In short, if we don't see each other overnight, it's like three autumns.
Only then did he know how much the hamster living in his heart missed his master.
Forcibly suppressing the urge to rush at Jiang Chuan like a mad dog, he sat on the bed expressionlessly and watched the man who suddenly killed him at the door—at this moment, the man who was leaning against the door stood up straight body, walked in, regardless of the dark-haired young man sitting on the bed staring at him, he came to the hospital bed, stood still, and after taking a look at the black-haired young man on the hospital bed, he unexpectedly looked a little cold He quickly moved his eyes away, looked at Fang Yu and said, "Fat is gone again."
The black-haired young man sitting on the bed pursed his lips calmly.
"I'll be back sooner or later," Fang Yu nuzzled, "Say hello to your senior brother."
Jiang Chuan said "oh", turned his head, and finally agreed to face the black-haired young man sitting on the bed.
Sincerely: "..."
Jinran raised his hand subconsciously, as if he was about to shake hands with his former master in a historic way—but unexpectedly, the other party narrowed his blue pupils slightly, and stepped back as if he was facing an enemy step.
Cold field.
Sincerely: "?"
Jinran was stunned.
At this time, he found that the young man standing in front of him had an unnatural emotion flashing across his face for a moment, and then he coughed lightly and muttered at a volume that only he could hear: "There is no need for physical contact." Bar?"
Jin Ran: "Huh?"
Jiang Chuan: "Hi, I'm Jiang Chuan."
Jinran: "...I am Yuan Jinran."
Jiang Chuan: "I know."
Sincerely: "..."
Cold again.
Jinran withdrew his hand, stuffed it back under the quilt, grabbed his hospital trousers and twisted them with some hesitation, with a smile on his face, trying to say something else to divert the embarrassing atmosphere: "Then what, Jiang Chuan Right? Fang Yu just told me about the previous incident. Thank you very much for helping me block the reporter in the ward. I was joking when I asked you to repay me. Don’t take it to heart. Seeing that your complexion was not very good last night—”
"My hamster ran away," Jiang Chuan said earnestly, staring into Jinran's eyes, "I'm looking for it."
Jinran's words stopped abruptly, and he took a deep breath.
The third freeze.
Staring fixedly at the faint bruises under the man's eyes due to lack of sleep, he stammered, "Yes, I'm sorry."
"..." Jiang Chuan was silent for a while, and asked, "Why do you apologize?"
Jinran almost bit his own tongue. Under the strange gaze of the manager next to him, he forced a smile: "I apologize because I accidentally asked something that would make you unhappy."
Jiang Chuan frowned lightly, paused, and said lightly: "It's okay, you're not Ah Fei."
Sincerely: "..."
During the fourth standoff, Jinran's health bar was empty.
Because judging from Jiang Chuan's expression, Jinran felt that he seemed to be hated.
Obviously when he was a hamster, he could play around and pull Jiang Chuan's ears and be well accepted. Maybe he would get a doting "Fat, don't make trouble" or even be stuffed with two peeled melon seeds, but As a human, he didn't do anything but raise his hand to shake his hand (haven't yet!) and was hated.
He seemed to see himself shed two lasagna tears in another dimension, and said silently: Why is it so difficult to be a human being.
When the various tubes buried in the body to deliver nutrients to provide the body with basic survival were pulled out, he could feel a slight tingling pain from deep inside his body, and the hand that smelled of disinfectant opened his eyelids and tightened his eyes. Then came the bright flashlight, and the black pupils reflexively shrunk slightly until the light of the medical flashlight was removed, and the surroundings returned to darkness...
Jinran's head was buzzing.
The light of the shaking flashlight overlapped indistinctly with the broken moonlight that was last smashed by the water surface when I was a hamster.
Jinran narrowed his eyes slightly.
Those fish swimming around in front of his eyes, pecking his wet and heavy hair with their mouths curiously, turned into these doctors in white coats——
There seemed to be countless people talking around, some were calling his name, some seemed to be asking him how he was feeling, and some were measuring his basic body temperature, heartbeat and other data...but please Then he sat on the bed, let them play around, and no matter what questions people asked, he seemed indifferent.
At this time, a doctor had already called to inform his family.
When the unknown doctor A told the person on the phone that "the patient's condition is not stable yet, there may be brain damage affecting language or normal judgment", the black-haired young man's eyelids twitched. It turned out that he was so silent that the doctor thought he had accidentally become an idiot.
hair.
In fact, he just wanted to adapt to everything around him that suddenly changed back to normal size - beds, cabinets, water glasses, TV sets, humans, etc... He didn't expect that he would succeed so quickly. Back in a human body, so he needs a little time to calm down now - and there is another problem, once he calms down a little bit, he finds himself dizzy with hunger, and just thinking about food makes him feel hungry Can swallow an elephant.
Just at this time, as if he heard the most sincere call from the bottom of his heart, a nurse sister came over and called out in a nice and gentle voice: "Mr. Yuan, Mr. Yuan, are you okay? If you can hear me See my answer—"
The long and thick eyelashes of the black-haired young man trembled slightly. Then, he raised his eyelids, raised his hand and clasped her wrist when the nurse didn't expect it, and used that because it didn't happen for a long time. And the terribly hoarse voice was concise and pitiful enough to say: "I'm hungry..."
"..."
Jinran watched the entire busy ward suddenly freeze for a moment after he thought of such a small pleading sound, and a dozen pairs of eyes turned to look at him with sparkling eyes—it has to be said that this It made him feel a little embarrassed. After all, he was just hungry and said his feelings honestly. Why did these people react so strongly?
It was the dedicated nurse sister who was the first to react. She immediately showed an angelic smile on her terrified face, and carefully pulled her hand out of the soft palm that did not have much strength. : "Okay, Mr. Yuan, we will order the kitchen to prepare some food for you. May I ask what you want to eat—"
Oh, not many.
That is, raw fried dumplings, beef noodles, white rice, seafood noodles, bridge rice noodles, ham, hot pot biscuits, chocolate mutton, octopus balls, sugar-fried chestnuts, braised meat chicken, duck fish, flying in the sky, swimming on the shore... the black-haired young man sat on the bed seriously After thinking about it, she opened her thin lips lightly, and replied with difficulty——
"……elephant."
Everyone: "..."
Doctor a: "...Yes, yes, we are now basically sure that the patient's brain should have suffered a little damage, but the damage should be curable and temporary. After all, the patient still maintains the ability to judge his body's needs. Still very optimistic, yes yes, Ms. Yuan, you can rest assured—"
"I... IQ, no, no problem." Looking at the distorted faces of the group of people around, as if they had been stepped on by an elephant, fearing that they would impulsively send him to the psychiatric department, the black-haired young man hurriedly waved his hand and used With a difficult pronunciation, he said, "Just now, I accidentally... I'm stupid, let me say it... I just want to eat meat!"
Everyone: "..."
Seeing that everyone still looked at him with the reaction of seeing a ghost, Jinran sighed in frustration: "I'm really a fucking dog..."
That's it—fifteen minutes and 38 seconds have passed since waking up. The only complete sentence that Mr. Yuan Jinran has said since waking up to the present is a swear word.
He suddenly felt that he could change his development route and develop towards the route of "the most handsome comedian who has never been seen before or since."
After half an hour.
The black-haired young man who was so hungry finally got a bowl of hot vegetable porridge - he sat on the soft pillow and waited patiently for the nurse sister to measure his blood pressure before meals. His black pupils had recovered However, he kept staring at the bowl of vegetable porridge in front of him without blinking, and couldn't move his eyes away. The steaming heat seemed to cover his beautiful eyes with a layer of mist——finally after his hands were released , he seemed a little eager to grab the spoon and pounce on the bowl of human food. The spoon stirred the porridge, and he blinked and stared at the porridge water tumbling in the bowl——
After a while, he paused, turned his head and asked in a tone that wasn't sure if he made a mistake, "What's agreed... Where's the meat?"
Sister nurse: "This is vegetable porridge made from meat and bones."
Jinran: "I understand the truth, but...how about the meat?"
Nurse sister: "It seems that the kitchen has been cooking for a long time. The meat has melted into the porridge."
"..." Jinran was silent for a while, looked at the face of the nurse sister in front of her, who was full of doting, and said after a while, "I have already said that I have no problem with IQ, can you put away the tone of lying to children? "
"..." The sister nurse put away the pampering on her face, and said helplessly, "Mr. Yuan, after you have been continuously injecting nutrients for eight months, your body's organ functions and teeth chewing ability will irresistibly change. If there is a phenomenon of decline, you can only recover to a healthy and normal person through gradual training and recovery. As above, it is not suitable for you to consume crude fiber now. In fact, it is not okay to eat too much at once. This bowl of porridge Please eat one-third of it properly and stop taking it."
"...Just let me eat a third of it and make a bowl for me."
"I'm afraid you won't be happy to see too little food, after all, you are so hungry."
"Would I be happy if I only let you eat one-third of the food and then take away the rest, which is an inhumane thing?"
"..."
"It's burning with anger."
"Please use it slowly."
The nurse sister ruthlessly packed up all kinds of measuring tools, turned around and walked out, watched her leave, and then ate up the bowl of hot porridge at the speed of light without leaving a single drop of soup - to your sister Oh, he felt that he might never have been so miserable in his life. Eating a bowl of porridge with no meat or salt and only two slices of green vegetables, he felt that he was so happy that he was about to fly away.
After eating and drinking, he licked his lips contentedly and began to look around to torment whether he should take a shower, but when he tried to get up, he fell back on the bed because his muscles were weak...
Jinran does not have the frustration that would appear on the protagonist's face at the moment when he fell down in the TV series. In fact, at this moment, he is very happy that he no longer has to crawl quickly on all fours-you see, after some comparisons, people The requirements can easily be lowered to an impossibly low level.
Struggling and thrashing on the bed a few more times, finally all the little strength left after he just woke up, fell down on the bed with black eyes, thought silently for a while, suddenly realized It seems that he needs someone who can appear in front of him immediately to serve him.
Sincerely: "..."
Oh right, why didn't I think of that earlier.
So the black-haired young man raised his hand with the last of his strength, and rang the nursing bell next to the bed—when the nurse walked in, she saw the nurse leaning on the bed and grinning at herself triumphantly, "Porridge!" Accidentally finished eating and I'm sorry." The black-haired young man looked as if he just took advantage of something...
It is really hard to imagine that he is actually the incredible super male god who is missed by millions of people.
It must have been pierced by something strange.The nurse thought silently.
I politely asked the nurse if I could borrow her cell phone—the person in front of me was Yuan Jinran—even if he was pierced by something strange, at least he was still Yuan Jinran on the shell—the nurse put down her hands and cleaned up half of it Without much hesitation, he took out his mobile phone and handed it to him. Considering that the big star probably needs his privacy more, the nurse smiled at him thoughtfully and said that he would come back to get the mobile phone later, and then took the Leaving the ward with the dinner plate.
……
So on this night, when it was just dawn and the chickens hadn't even opened their eyes, in a high-end residential villa far away from the hospital, Mr. Fang Yu, a gold medal agent in the entertainment industry, was using his mobile phone to disturb people. Qingmeng screamed.
Fang Yu, whose whole body was buried in the quilt and pillow, closed his eyes and fumbled for the mobile phone, grabbed the crazy vibrating mobile phone in front of him, rubbed the eye feces, opened one eye, and saw that it was a local strange number ——It turned out to be an unfamiliar number, resisting the urge to hang up directly, Fang Yu answered the phone in line with professional ethics, and before the other side could speak, he said first: "Hi, this is Fang Yu, the manager of im company , no matter how you get my private number at this moment, but this is my normal rest time, talk about work cooperation, please wait for today's 08:30 to contact my work phone in a normal way - between this A weird phone call at a weird time, in order to avoid international friends with jet lag, let me repeat the words in English now, hello, thisisyufang..."
"Fang Yu! Fang Yu! I want to eat kfc!"
"...?"
Fang Yu silently took the phone away from his ear, and the eyebrows on the opened eyes were already flying high - he looked at the phone screen as if he had seen a ghost, and first called him this early in the morning. Not to mention how rebellious and weird the content of the call was, calling him by his name and treating him as a KFC takeaway, he just felt... the voice on the other side who deliberately lowered his voice like a thief sounded familiar.
When Fang Yu put the phone back to his ear, he heard the person on the opposite side still making plans for him—
"When KFC opens, you can buy me breakfast. Although there are no chicken wings, there is meat, right? Remember to cover them up when you walk in, otherwise they may be confiscated if they are seen by the doctor. It’s too pitiful to be thrown into the trash can after being eaten, isn’t it? And when you come, please bring me a towel, toothpaste, toothbrush, and go to my house to get the shower gel, shampoo, and facial cleanser, oh yes A razor and I'm almost like a primitive now—”
"..." Mr. Manager, who was lying on the bed with his butt pouted, finally opened his eyes at this time, his eyebrows almost flew to his forehead, and he asked in a bad mood, "Who are you?! !!!!"
The voice over there suddenly stopped.
Fang Yu: "??"
After waiting for a while, Fang Yu heard a sneer, and said sinisterly——
"Hi Fang Yuxiansen, before you find out which uncle you are talking to now, please get up from the bed I sent you right now, and then take the wallet I gave you, from the villa I gave you Come out, take the car I sent you, go to KFC for me, buy breakfast, I want meat, thank you for your cooperation."
Fang Yu: "..."
He stared at the phone for three seconds.
Fang Yu hung up the phone decisively.
Throwing the phone and rubbing his temples, the manager sighed: "I'm really too tired to have such absurd nightmare——"
Turned over and was about to go back to sleep, when suddenly, he heard the phone next to the pillow continue to scream, Fang Yu grabbed it and picked it up, and the three words "Swipe Weibo" from the opposite side, cut it off decisively Telephone.
Fang Yu turned on the phone inexplicably, entered Weibo, swipe to refresh it, and then saw a Weibo that shocked him so much that he almost threw the phone away——
The latest post on Weibo shows that there are only three simple words sent by someone: Good morning.
It's just that the earth-shattering picture is a guy sitting on a hospital bed and wearing a cute blue and white striped hospital gown. He has an unshaven beard and hair in a bird's nest, and his eyes are slightly sunken because of emaciation—darkness Under the bright orange light, only the familiar smile on the corners of his lips and those black pupils looked extraordinarily bright and dazzling.
Weibo sender: Yuan Jinran.
It was 54:[-] a.m. on a Thursday.
Before most office workers, students, and mothers woke up, this Weibo post, which had just been posted for less than 3 minutes, had been retweeted more than 2 times, and the comments below directly exceeded [-]. Fang Yu seemed like a ghost. I clicked and glanced at it, and all the comments below are——
"Mom, I'm going to hell!"
"..."
"What the hell is the situation = mouth =?"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (infinite loop)—"
"It's time for me to go to bed. They say it's not good to stay up late. I didn't believe it before, but now I believe it. You see, I'm hallucinating."
"Fuck blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah?!"
"Without any sign, I just jumped up from the bed, are you the male god?"
"Network well-known po master Jiang Chuan network well-known po master Jiang Chuan network well-known po master Jiang Chuan network well-known po master Jiang Chuan network well-known po master Jiang Chuan network well-known po master Jiang Chuan network well-known po master Jiang Chuan network well-known po master Jiang Chuan network Well-known po owner Jiang Chuan..."
……
At that moment, Fang Yu felt that all the blood on his body rushed to his forehead in an instant.
His eyes were straightened, and he dialed back the previous number with trembling hands. The phone rang a few times before he was picked up. The person on the other side lazily said "Hello"——I had heard that voice for several years When the magic sound pierced his ears and finally stopped for eight months, it finally rang in his ears again, Fang Yu was stunned for a moment, resisting the suffocating choking emotion rushing up his throat, and merged thousands of words into one sentence "You wait," the broker hung up the phone resolutely.
After calming down for three seconds, he thought about it, and then called back very worriedly. The patience on the other side was obviously exhausted: "If you have a fart, let it go quickly?"
"You wait for me," Fang Yu jumped up from the bed, and while jumping to lift his pants, he bent down and yelled at the phone on the bed, "Ancestor, hold on, don't fall asleep again!"
The only response over there to his request was to hang up the phone without hesitation.
After Jinran contacted Fang Yu, he called his mother again. This time, he listened patiently to his mother crying on the phone for about ten minutes. Then the black-haired young man emphasized it before reluctantly hanging up the phone. "Mom, I want to eat meat." After being ruthlessly rejected, he hung up the phone with his lips curled up unwillingly - thanking the little nurse and returning the phone to the little nurse and promising to compensate her for the wasted phone bill. The black-haired young man yawned, thinking that Ms. Yuan Mei's plane would arrive at noon today at the earliest, and he simply forgot Mr. Manager's so-called "don't sleep" and held the quilt contentedly Lie back on the bed.
He was not a sound sleeper.
The sound of doctors or nurses coming in and out of the hospital can be heard all the time.
But I have to say that this voice makes him feel very at ease—sometimes he is also afraid that when he closes his eyes and opens them again, he will find that everything has returned to the original state, and he has returned to the only point in his body that he can be proud of. In the boring and boring world of hamsters like round buttocks—and now, the noise of humans around him makes him very sure that he has indeed returned to the world of humans—he doesn’t have to worry about the cotton that surrounds him when he opens his eyes. Grass; no need to look at everything is a huge behemoth; creatures like cats have also become cute and cute hairballs instead of murderers; wild mice can be dealt with with a pack of poison; as for surfing the Internet or something, just use your fingers It can also be solved perfectly.
The most important thing is that after eight consecutive months of being a mad vegetarian hamster, when he woke up, he realized that he really missed the human food - it was just a bowl of porridge made of bones It also made him very satisfied, although he would be happier if he had meat.
I would like to embrace the quilt that smelled of disinfectant, and fall asleep soundly on my side on this human bed.
Everything is as beautiful as a dream.
And the best thing is, knowing that everything happened for real this time, when he opens his eyes again, he will find that these beautiful things are still there——
He has indeed returned.
as a human being.
……
Jinran didn't know how long he slept—it was only about 10 to [-] minutes. Anyway, when he was shaken up by Fang Yu, his whole head was in a daze, and he opened his eyes reluctantly, looking directly at the other party. Zhang Xin's ecstatic face skipped over, and his eyes moved down to his hands—seeing Mr. Manager's empty hands, the black-haired young man rubbed his eyes and got up, and asked in a vague voice: "Where's KFC?"
Fang Yu: "You can only eat liquid food now, what the hell—"
"Why did you come here without a KFC?" Jin Ran asked bluntly, "You can go, today is Thursday, you are missing work."
"Your sister, I brought you your toiletries," Fang Yu pointed to the pile of things on Jinran's bedside table, "You asked me to bring your phone, when did you wake up? How do you feel now? I just called the company to tell the company about the situation. Luo Cheng was so frightened that he couldn't speak easily. And your mother, when I called her, she was already on the way to the airport. Bo, you did this out of the blue. Weibo is about to explode. You are still sleeping here, and your reaction is more intense than when you had an accident. What time is it now? Eight twenty in the morning, and there are 20 retweets... "
Originally, he was impatiently listening to the incoherent words of the manager because of his excitement, until he heard the last key word about Weibo forwarding volume, the person sitting on the bed suddenly and subconsciously stopped rubbing his eyes.
He raised his head and asked Fang Yu for his mobile phone with a dull expression. After getting the mobile phone, he directly used Fang Yu's account to read his latest Weibo, and then he-
"I'm going to suffocate - who is this Uncle Huazi? Why did he appear on the homepage of my Weibo! This bird's nest head, this messy beard, I just posted this photo online because I was full or had a brain congestion It's gone!" Jinran held the phone in his hands and shouted in a strange voice, "Don't I look like a scavenger old man who just picked up soda cans? Look at this smile, it seems that I have picked up a few sacks today-delete it now Can you make it?!!!!"
"It's too late." Fang Yu snatched the phone back, "This has been reposted a lot, and I look at the photos pretty well, showing your sickness perfectly——"
"Brother Fang, are you my manager now?"
"what?"
"How else can you be so vicious, looking at a picture like this and shamelessly saying 'it's good' to me?"
"..."
The joy of "Yuan Jinran woke up" was quickly extinguished less than 15 minutes after facing him, and then the old concept of "Sure enough, I still want to strangle him" that has persisted for many years returned to its pinnacle throne .
During their conversation, Fang Yu's work phone was almost ringing off the hook—it seemed that the phone vibrated because he was in the hospital. Anyway, the phone didn't stop during the ten minutes. Temporarily stopping the conversation with Jinran, Fang Yu took the time to run to the corner of the room to connect the phone, and dealt with calls from several companies in a row. It seems that the im company intends to hold a press conference with Jinran The meeting announced a strong return, and Fang Yu temporarily agreed; then he rejected four or five newspapers' requests for interviews. When he hung up the last reporter's call, Fang Yu was already very impatient at this time, and the phone had just returned. He turned around in his pocket and wanted to talk to Jinran about the next arrangement, but he didn't expect his pocket to vibrate again, and the black-haired young man sitting on the bed raised his eyebrows at him innocently——
Fang Yu almost wanted to smash the phone.
But after he took out his phone viciously and glanced at the screen, the anger on his face subsided a little.
After answering the phone, Fang Yu didn't know whether it was the other person's concise words or something, so Fang Yu said "Yes, I'm awake" and "Then come here", and then hung up the phone directly.
Listening to Fang Yu's phone call, the expression on the face of the black-haired young man sitting on the bed paused, but when Fang Yu raised his head, he only saw him asking himself with ease, "Who is it?"
Fang Yu thought for a while, and replied: "I will have to eat after you collapse, so the company brought me a newcomer named Jiang Chuan—oh, you have seen it before, the one you clamored for unspoken rules before, " One of the male protagonists in "Strange Records of the Republic of China"... Later, he accepted a snack advertisement, and there were a few troubles on the Internet, and the momentum has been very strong recently——In short, a lot of things happened when you were away, I will tell you later Listen, he is also on his way here, you are all under my guidance now, you can get to know each other."
"Oh, he, I still remember."
Jin Ran replied calmly, and was very glad that Fang Yu was so far away from him at this moment, otherwise he couldn't guarantee that the sound of his little heart that was about to jump out at the moment would not be heard anywhere.
Next, Fang Yu moved a small bench very professionally, and began to start with the fact that Jiang Chuan helped him in the ward as a "mysterious man" from Jinran's coma, and described in detail what happened to Jiang Chuan next. The series totals and criticisms, and then successfully cleaned up these messy things with the "secret love story"... Interspersed with various bits and pieces, and told what happened in the past few months in fairly capable language .
These things are of course known.
But watching these things from the perspective of a third party is a bit interesting—when Ah Fat the hamster, even though he watched some things happen, he didn’t think anything was wrong, but now, when he heard Fang Yu say What? When Jiang Chuan lost the reporter in the hospital ward for him, his heart beat faster; when he heard Fang Yu say that Jiang Chuan was slandered and hyped because of protecting himself, he wished he could immediately grab his mobile phone and send a Weibo message to those who slandered Jiang Chuan. After scolding and declaring that the whole world is not a hype; when Fang Yu said that Jiang Chuan said at the press conference that he had secretly loved Yuan Jinran for many years, he even had a strange feeling that his heart beat faster...
The amazing thing is that when he was squatting in the cage watching the live broadcast, all he felt was "Fuck, this guy is crazy", but now, he actually feels a little embarrassed-this is what he feels sincerely, The moment Jiang Chuan said to the media expressionlessly, "I have been pursuing Yuan Jinran for a long time", how handsome was that calm and composed appearance.
"So that's the reason for the press conference? No wonder so many people tweeted him on my Weibo just now—" Jin Ran pretended to be calm and said, "So, in everyone's eyes, there is such a person Are you pursuing me openly?"
"Yes."
"Bring your phone."
"What?"
"I want to accept his pursuit."
"Just after waking up, you can't wait to die again, right?" The manager said blankly, "Don't get me wrong, it's just a show, he doesn't have a crush on you, so please wait a while and see him. Be normal, thank you for your cooperation."
Jin Ran let out an "oh" in disappointment, lifted her hospital gown, touched the old pink burn on her waist, and said like a dick: "But I didn't expect my childhood to be like this. It was said, and how many tears of sympathy my fans have left without my knowledge—just looking at it, that kid Jiang Chuan has to repay everything—”
"Okay."
The black-haired young man was interrupted before he could finish speaking.
A calm and slightly indifferent voice came from the door, as if a sword flew over and pierced his chest.
"..."
I just kept lifting my hospital gown and looking down, so idiotic, I was stiff in place. When I raised my head, I saw my master in casual clothes leaning lazily by the door of the ward. His tall figure was almost The entire door was blocked, his hands were stuffed in his pockets, and a pair of headphones was hanging around his neck—he looked as youthful as a college student.
He probably rushed over right after finishing his morning exercise.
The traces of sweat or dew can be faintly seen on the hair, so handsome that it makes people want to scream.
"Grunt", I really heard the sound of my throat rolling, and a mouthful of saliva being swallowed - he strongly controlled himself and tried to keep his face paralyzed, he knew that now he was not like a hamster who could do all kinds of facial expressions It was not seen by others, and there was no more fluffy hair on his face.
...although there is a beard.
But the beard wasn't thick enough after all.
Uh, digressing.
In short, if we don't see each other overnight, it's like three autumns.
Only then did he know how much the hamster living in his heart missed his master.
Forcibly suppressing the urge to rush at Jiang Chuan like a mad dog, he sat on the bed expressionlessly and watched the man who suddenly killed him at the door—at this moment, the man who was leaning against the door stood up straight body, walked in, regardless of the dark-haired young man sitting on the bed staring at him, he came to the hospital bed, stood still, and after taking a look at the black-haired young man on the hospital bed, he unexpectedly looked a little cold He quickly moved his eyes away, looked at Fang Yu and said, "Fat is gone again."
The black-haired young man sitting on the bed pursed his lips calmly.
"I'll be back sooner or later," Fang Yu nuzzled, "Say hello to your senior brother."
Jiang Chuan said "oh", turned his head, and finally agreed to face the black-haired young man sitting on the bed.
Sincerely: "..."
Jinran raised his hand subconsciously, as if he was about to shake hands with his former master in a historic way—but unexpectedly, the other party narrowed his blue pupils slightly, and stepped back as if he was facing an enemy step.
Cold field.
Sincerely: "?"
Jinran was stunned.
At this time, he found that the young man standing in front of him had an unnatural emotion flashing across his face for a moment, and then he coughed lightly and muttered at a volume that only he could hear: "There is no need for physical contact." Bar?"
Jin Ran: "Huh?"
Jiang Chuan: "Hi, I'm Jiang Chuan."
Jinran: "...I am Yuan Jinran."
Jiang Chuan: "I know."
Sincerely: "..."
Cold again.
Jinran withdrew his hand, stuffed it back under the quilt, grabbed his hospital trousers and twisted them with some hesitation, with a smile on his face, trying to say something else to divert the embarrassing atmosphere: "Then what, Jiang Chuan Right? Fang Yu just told me about the previous incident. Thank you very much for helping me block the reporter in the ward. I was joking when I asked you to repay me. Don’t take it to heart. Seeing that your complexion was not very good last night—”
"My hamster ran away," Jiang Chuan said earnestly, staring into Jinran's eyes, "I'm looking for it."
Jinran's words stopped abruptly, and he took a deep breath.
The third freeze.
Staring fixedly at the faint bruises under the man's eyes due to lack of sleep, he stammered, "Yes, I'm sorry."
"..." Jiang Chuan was silent for a while, and asked, "Why do you apologize?"
Jinran almost bit his own tongue. Under the strange gaze of the manager next to him, he forced a smile: "I apologize because I accidentally asked something that would make you unhappy."
Jiang Chuan frowned lightly, paused, and said lightly: "It's okay, you're not Ah Fei."
Sincerely: "..."
During the fourth standoff, Jinran's health bar was empty.
Because judging from Jiang Chuan's expression, Jinran felt that he seemed to be hated.
Obviously when he was a hamster, he could play around and pull Jiang Chuan's ears and be well accepted. Maybe he would get a doting "Fat, don't make trouble" or even be stuffed with two peeled melon seeds, but As a human, he didn't do anything but raise his hand to shake his hand (haven't yet!) and was hated.
He seemed to see himself shed two lasagna tears in another dimension, and said silently: Why is it so difficult to be a human being.
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