There is a tiger sniffing the rose in my heart

"In short, quickly dispel this idea for me, don't say that whoever is lying there can't move, even if he gets up immediately, you should keep a safe distance from me - I barely made it through the press conference before and didn't cause any trouble. You should burn incense for this, and you give it back to me..."

"But," Jiang Chuan put down his chopsticks, "wasn't he the first one who said he wanted to rule me unspoken?"

"Oh," Fang Yu said expressionlessly, "he is just a hero in his mouth, otherwise how could he be so old and still be an old virgin-hehehe, in this era when high school students generally lose their virginity, the rounding A guy who is already 30 years old."

Jiang Chuan: "..."

As soon as Fang Yu finished speaking, he lowered his head and saw that the hamster had gnawed the saliva-stained cashew nuts out of his mouth and spread them evenly on his meal. My own lunch box, but it was too late at this time, the manager who was quickly distracted had to stand up with a dark face, turned around and asked if there were any extra lunch boxes in the logistics - as soon as Fang Yu left, the surroundings fell silent , Jiang Chuan lowered his head and continued to eat his meal after showing a thoughtful expression.

On the contrary, I just lost my appetite.

... He noticed that Jiang Chuan was a little weird from yesterday, but he never expected that Jiang Chuan would be because of this reason... Ah, think about how strange this guy looked at him in the hospital before?The hamster's paws are regularly stepping on the dining table, is it really attracted by my beauty?

Jinran felt that he needed to calm down, so he patted his claws, which were covered with rice grains in Fang Yu's lunch box. He turned his back to Jiang Chuan and meditated for about three seconds. If there is a chance to wake up, the first thing is to confirm that you are still so well-equipped; the second thing is to make an appointment with Jiang Chuan, as a good start to celebrate the awakening, and the headshot (...)——

As for why.

The two love each other, and then the two love each other, we are all adults, so there is no need to be so reserved, right?

Moreover, a beautiful man like Yuan Jinran has kept his virginity for so many years, not because he is so cowardly as a "talking hero", but because he feels that the so-called lack is better than abuse, and he just finds someone who doesn't know where he came from and who doesn't know the skills How about a cat and a dog, why not stay in the room with your right hand——

Well, that's why.

"Hero of the mouth" or something, I pooh.

……

In the afternoon, Jiang Chuan's state had been miraculously adjusted—to be precise, it should be that he had completely given up on the matter of "just satisfying his desires and dissatisfaction" and was able to "extinguish" his "flame" The man in the house couldn't help him put out the fire for the time being, and he was anxious and it didn't help, so the man was forced to calm down... The recording work in the afternoon was very successful, different from the entanglement in the kissing scene in the morning. Chuan's several shots were passed quickly, even if the ng problem was not on his side.

It is incredible that he can undergo such a miraculous change after just eating lunch.

"Is it because he's hungry in the morning? Brother Fang, you didn't feed Brother Chuan."

"Fuck!"

Mr. Broker expressed his aggrievedness.

As for Jiang Chuan's state after quick self-adjustment, both Jiang Luocheng and the producer teacher were very satisfied, and the teacher even encouraged him: "I saw you this morning and you have something on your mind. It's good to quickly adjust in one noon. Sometimes it's difficult, but it's something that an actor must force himself to do."

"I had a talk with Brother Fang at noon," Jiang Chuan nodded and replied solemnly, "I feel a lot more relaxed when I say it."

Fang Yu, the agent at the side, listened to this serious conversation, his little face turned red and green for a while, and finally turned black, roaring in his heart, "You should hide that so-called broken heart by yourself, let me go, thank you", but Under the crowd watching, he had to squeeze out a smile and nod like a virgin, emphasizing "Teacher, don't worry" and "We, Jiang Chuan, are working very hard."

The pleasant shooting time continued into the evening.

Jiang Chuan is still not involved in the night scene, so he has more free time at night recently. After dinner, Fang Yu said that because it involves the shocking secret of Yuan Jinran's sexual orientation, he still cares about sending an email before Who was the person who gave it to Jiang Chuan? After getting approval, he took Jiang Chuan’s room card and went to his room to study; Jiang Chuan didn’t have much interest in who the other party was, so he didn’t go with him—as a shooting base, most of the stars , look up and look down and see colleagues everywhere, everyone is more self-conscious so as not to cause news, so there are very few entertainment activities in H City for nighttime entertainment - because Jiang Chuan didn't try again after going to a bar yesterday and found nothing, After much deliberation, I finally put on my running shoes and sportswear and trotted around the hotel in a healthy way.

Running and running, he suddenly saw a pile of red, yellow, blue and green fitness equipment in the residential area behind, and a bunch of old people doing post-meal digestion exercises there. Jiang Chuan hesitated, paused at the running pace, and then moved up .

So when Fang Yu came out from the front door, looking around with his hands in his pockets, he saw an old woman squatting next to her with her head slightly raised, listening carefully to the other party explaining to him how to use the turntable for exercising his arms. Great God Jiang Chuan who played.

"..."

Fang Yu silently glanced at the aunts behind them who were about to play music and dance in the square, and was very glad that he came in time--Jiang Chuan's inexplicable position as an Internet celebrity is already very frustrating, and he is not sure if he will be there tomorrow Weibo or any other portal saw the combination of the two keywords "Jiang Chuan" and "square dance" on the headlines. As a manager, would he do something irrational?

Fang Yu trotted behind Jiang Chuan, and before he had time to call him, the man looked back at him as if he had eyes behind his back, and asked calmly, "Looking for me?"

Granny: "Look, you just hold this and turn it so your arms can swing—"

"Otherwise?" Fang Yu glanced at the tall man covered in fine sweat, and suddenly understood where his muscles came from, "I have something for you to see, come with me."

Jiang Chuan nodded and stood up, solemnly using his level eight Chinese level to thank the old grandma - the latter cracked his mouth with few teeth left, praised "you are so handsome" and "you are so polite", and asked Is Jiang Chuan a star filming around here? In Fang Yu's tacit consent, Jiang Chuan admitted, so the old lady said, when she sees Jiang Chuan on TV, she will definitely publicize him and the neighbors and tell everyone The young man who played this play was very good, Jiang Chuan nodded with a smile, and said solemnly: Thank you.

So far, as a manager, Fang Yu feels that Jiang Chuan's route has completely gone astray.

"Didn't you say that aunts rule the world?"

"That's right—"

"Also say they are the best people in charge of the remote control in the house."

"That's right—"

"Then don't put on a dead face, you were very rude just now."

"..."

Fang Yu choked speechlessly for a while, and finally squeezed out a "sorry" that even he himself could not understand. When he realized why he was apologizing, Jiang Chuan, who was walking in front, had already stepped into the elevator. Yu had no choice but to follow in a hurry, standing in the elevator, staring at the display of the elevator jumping up and down, his mind was empty-until he heard Jiang Chuan behind him asking: "What did you say to me just now?"

Hearing this, Fang Yu felt like waking up from a dream, moved his lips, then frowned and said slowly: "Two things, the first thing is that the advertising producer of 'Shushu' sent an advertisement The first draft of , it’s in your mailbox, you can see if there are any deficiencies in a while and let them modify it; the second thing, the person who sent you the email seems a bit strange, I asked someone to trace the source of the email—— "

Jiang Chuan: "And then?"

Fang Yu was silent for a while and said, "It's your own computer."

Jiang Chuan: "..."

At this moment, the elevator reached the floor where Jiang Chuan lived, and the two walked out of the elevator one after the other. Before Fang Yu took out his room card and opened the door, he reached out and knocked on the door——Jiang Chuan, who was following behind him, provoked something inexplicably. Mei, I don’t understand why he knocked on the door when there was no one in the room... But it seemed that he ignored his strange gaze, pushed the door open, and inserted the room card. Seeing his movements, Jiang Chuan finally couldn’t help asking: " Why are you knocking on the door?"

Fang Yu: "Repel evil spirits."

Jiang Chuan: "..."

Fang Yu didn't look back to see how empty the expression on the face of the man following him was at this moment, he just said to himself: "You don't even know, when the technical department told me about this , I sat in your room and felt chilly on the back of my neck, and the hairs all over my body stood up—that email was sent from your computer to your mailbox, the technical side gave me the IP, and I compared it, mom It’s really not bad for single digits, I’m really panicking... It’s as if there’s a pair of eyes staring at me all the time..."

Originally, when Fang Yu said the first half, Jiang Chuan hadn't reacted much. When he heard "there are such a pair of eyes staring at me", the man frowned slightly, and looked around the room. In the end, there was nothing. Discovery—the eyes of living beings have bioelectricity, which is why sometimes they feel a sense when they are stared at by others, and the amazing thing is that this feeling cannot be eliminated even through a monitor.

So when Fang Yu said that, Jiang Chuan's first reaction was that someone did something wrong in his room.

But he didn't find anything wrong - in the whole room, the only thing that could release bioelectricity was probably the two hamsters in the hamster cage - but, after all, it was just two hamsters.

Fang Yu must be too suspicious.

"Jiang Chuan, is your room not clean? Shall we tell the hotel to change the room?"

"..."

What's the meaning?Sure enough, this guy is suspicious.

At this time, Jiang Chuan didn't know whether he listened to Fang Yu's words. After the man entered the house, he went straight to the front of the hamster cage and opened it to check - because he was drunk and violently stuffed apples yesterday, the hamster cage seemed to be covered by him. If it is broken, the cage door can be pushed open casually, so today even when he is filming, he has to ask someone to come back from time to time to check to see if the hamster has escaped by itself.

At this moment, Xiao Hei was squatting on the swing and looking at Jiang Chuan coldly.

And the chubby one was sleeping soundly in his cabin with a nightcap with a cotton dent on his head.

Jiang Chuan closed the cage door with confidence, turned around, and then said to the nagging Fang Yu in a casual tone: "What's not clean, isn't someone coming to clean it every day?"

"...It is really difficult to communicate with international friends."

Jiang Chuan walked to the computer, squeezed Fang Yu away, typed the three words "Who are you" on the email he hadn't replied to, and sent it, thought for a while and checked his computer login record—— Apart from the traces of his own login, there was no trace of anyone else logging in. Either that person did a relatively clean aftermath, or——

"Don't you know that ip addresses can be forged? Since the other party knows this secret, it means that he is a person with some means, and he can also get my private email. Such a person wants to hide his ip address. Isn't it difficult?"

Fang Yu heard the words, the feeling of shabbiness on his face still did not weaken: "Whether he is a man or a ghost, don't you think it's scary to have such a pervasive person around him? There is no privacy at all. What if someday something happens? A new version of Yanzhaomen—”

"At present, the person who can take pictures of this kind of thing with me is still lying on a hospital bed." Jiang Chuan reminded blankly, "I don't have necrophilia either."

Fang Yu closed his mouth immediately with the expression of being punched by someone. The most painful thing was that he found that the punch seemed to be asked for by himself.

Jiang Chuan ignored Fang Yu, logged out of his personal mailbox, and logged into his work mailbox. After a glance, he found that the latest one was an advertisement sample sent by Shang Jiajia. Jiang Chuan opened it to take a look, and found that although it was a sample, The production of the entire advertisement has been completed to a high degree, and all the editing has been completed. The entire advertisement is about 45 seconds long, and Jiang Chuan appeared for about 35 seconds.

There is cheerful music in the background.

Then there is the colorful computer-synthesized background of the children's graffiti mode, which changes in four seasons in spring, summer, autumn and winter, and matches Jiang Chuan's four different sets of clothes to dress up in different styles-from the beginning to the end, he is a man like a fool in a cheerful mood. With children's music and a cheerful children's background, grab potato chips with a hamster in a serious manner.

At the end of the ad, the idiot-like man put the potato chips into his mouth, chewed them crunchily, the corners of his lips curled up slightly, his blue pupils narrowed and he smiled at the camera: "Potato chips, Shushu, my Pets, my wish."

The man's face gradually disappeared, and the logo of a huge potato flew out from the lower right corner, ending.

Jiang Chuan: "..."

Fang Yu: "How is it? I think your side profile is pretty good-looking. It doesn't seem like you need to fix it too much. It's like pretending to be a student because your skin is dark, so the powder is a bit heavy and needs to be post-processing..."

Jiang Chuan: "Should this advertisement not be spread abroad?"

Fang Yu was taken aback: "What?"

"It's better not," Jiang Chuan turned off the advertising video, and said with action that he didn't want to look at it any more, and said with a paralyzed face, "otherwise I would consider sending them a bomb."

"Don't be like this, this is your first commercial, it's better to be popular in the whole universe!" Fang Yu ignored Jiang Chuan's face when he heard "the whole universe" and his face instantly became a little ugly. The question from the mysterious person in the email, "The advertising fee from Shangjiajia has also arrived in the account, and the company's financial processing can be transferred to your account tomorrow at most-by the way, you need to give me a bank card number, I will use it often in the future..."

"I see."

Jiang Chuan nodded, and was about to say something more, but at this moment, he found that the computer jumped out of his personal account to receive a new email notification—somewhat strangely, he logged into his private mailbox to check, and found that it was the mysterious Someone replied to him... Jiang Chuan and Fang Yu exchanged glances, and under Fang Yu's urging gaze, Jiang Chuan clicked on the email——

The first thing that popped up was a flash animation, only to see the ribbon on the top of a colorful gift box being pulled away, and then, something seemed to pop inside the gift box, and then popped again, and the third time, The gift box was finally pushed open, and a line of "surprise" in English jumped out and flew around the entire screen——when Jiang Chuan looked at the corner of his lips and silently moved the mouse to the red cross in the upper right corner, at this moment, From that box crawled slowly and clumsily a fat animated hamster.

Jiang Chuan was taken aback.

After climbing out of the gift box, the hamster bowed to the sluggish male god and Mr. Manager outside the screen, and silently did a set of radio gymnastics for middle school students. With a round buttocks, he climbed back into the gift box, stretched out his little paws, and covered the gift box.

The flash animation ends.

Jiang Chuan slid the scroll wheel to pull down, and then saw the following line of words: I am your hamster, so what.

Jiang Chuan: "..."

Fang Yu: "..."

The people sitting in front of the computer almost unanimously turned their heads to the direction of the hamster cage next to it—and at this moment, in the hamster cage, a milk tea that had just woken up was slowly crawling out. In his own cabin, he took off the "nightcap" on his head, stretched out his paws and rubbed his eyes, half-closed those mung bean eyes, and drifted silently to the stone basin filled with hamster food like sleepwalking.

The front paws flopped into the food bowl first, and the hind paws kicked in mid-air a few times because of its big belly. The hamster flopped for a while—until the black belly line on the swing couldn't stand it anymore, and jumped off the swing. Silently, he walked under the hamster whose hind paws were waving in mid-air, raised his body and pushed its twisting big buttocks—at this time, the former's paws that were trampled on the ground were supported, and this "Baji" turned into the food bowl with difficulty.

Jiang Chuan: "..."

Fang Yu: "I have to say, quite similar."

Jiang Chuan looked at the hamster eating melon seeds while shaking his legs in ecstasy in the stone basin. He was silent for a while, then calmly replied the word "Get out" and sent an email. Frustrated with anger, he returned to the email, replied with "Get out of the way" again, and clicked send again—exiting the interface contentedly, the man looked at it, and told Fang Yu behind him: "The email just now is an automatic email. Reply, nothing can be seen."

"Oh," Fang Yu said, "That hamster is really similar to your fat man. It seems that the guy who sent the email is meticulous in his observations."

Jiang Chuan: "..."

Fang Yu: "I guess it's your brainless fan."

Jiang Chuan waved his hand, expressing that he couldn't be happy because of the headache.

……

Next, no matter how much Jiang Chuan waited, the mysterious "whistleblower" never replied to him again, and the company also tried to continue to track down the truth behind the IP address judged to be "fake"—but no matter what they No matter how you check, the final source of information will still return to Jiang Chuan's own computer. In the end, because that person has not moved for a long time, and there is no news information that is not conducive to Yuan Jinran on the Internet, this matter is considered to be temporarily ignored. uncovered.

Unknowingly, a few months have passed, and the lawsuit between im company and the construction company is still going on, but the attention is not as high as it was at the beginning. There are only a few hundred comments on im company's official Weibo update progress. Most of them are still praying for Yuan Jinran to wake up quickly.

At the beginning of July, when all the student parties began to wait for the summer vacation with joy, Jiang Chuan’s first official advertisement as a star featured Jiajia’s flagship product "Shushu" broadcasting in prime time on major channels one after another——Advertisement As soon as it was aired, the brainwashing background children's music and the magical commercial lines first attracted unanimous ridicule on the Internet, and then soon people discovered that the protagonist of this ridiculous commercial was the one who was so popular on the Internet before. "Hamster Taoist" Jiang Chuan? !

Following this topic being ignited, the im company hired some sailors, and began to implicitly spread the idea of ​​"Jiang Chuan's male god can hold any look" - soon natural passers-by echoed, so not long after the commercial shooting started , Jiang Chuan successfully received several advertisements and invitations from the crew, and the characters given to him by those crews were also different, except for one of them was similar to Huai Jin in "Strange Records of the Republic of China". For the rest, from ancient costumes to modern cities, the play styles are quite different.

Fang Yu was almost overjoyed, his mantra in those few days was: I said it would be like this, this ad will help you a lot, don't let me dislike it.

Jiang Chuan took a few scripts to read, and it seems that he temporarily chose a costume drama, in which he was given the role of the third male role-but compared to the urban romance drama that can give him the second male role, this The production team of costume dramas as well as the male and female protagonists are much taller.

At this time, when Jiang Chuan was buying fruit in the supermarket, some aunts would come up to him and ask him, "Is he Mr. Potato Chips?"

So, after successfully sending out his first signature in his aunt's grocery shopping account book, the manager, who was holding a lot of "potatoes" and was about to check out, came up and took this picture and said to his artist: "Hello! Well, this is the most important step for you to break away from being an internet celebrity—go back and send you a Weibo to celebrate?"

Jiang Chuan: "..."

Fang Yu: "Whoever wins an aunt wins the world—look, that aunt just now has been completely fancied by you. When your TV series is broadcast, if her son or daughter dares to change the channel or say a bad word about you, it must be The rhythm of the head being blown off."

Jiang Chuan: "..."

……

At the same time, when Jiang Chuan took his hamster to the brainwashing background music and magical commercial lines to become popular in the prime time of David TV, the entire crew of "Strange Records of the Republic of China" also entered the final stage-at this time, it was already It’s approaching July and a half, and City H is like a big stuffy steamer. From the time when the filming of the whole TV series started, everyone was screaming in the cold in padded jackets, and now they are wearing short-sleeved shirts and being burned to death every day. Thinking of the shooting time, it’s almost The half-year drama is about to wrap up, and everyone in the crew is both happy and reluctant.

After nearly half a year of getting along day and night, even Jiang Chuan, who is usually a taciturn person, has become more talkative than at the beginning, and he is a little more enthusiastic about the staff.

Jiang Chuan was very serious and concentrated when he acted - this is everyone's evaluation of Jiang Chuan after more than half a year... Jiang Chuan is still calm about this, because he was born as a stuntman before, and his performances are all dangerous Actions, of course, are not allowed to be a little sloppy during the shooting process, otherwise it is not impossible to get injured or even die.

So he has been acting very seriously.

Even though the whole show was about to finish, and the atmosphere of the crew began to become a little cheerful and lazy, he still maintained the correct attitude at the beginning of filming. When the weather was so hot that the actors continued to suffer from heatstroke, he would work hard and wear a long-sleeved He read his lines without changing his expression on his robe. When he came off, the costume was soaked in sweat, and water would come out when he took it off. The cruelty was comparable to military training.

Everyone lamented that Jiang Chuanzhen is the "True Emperor Yuyan"—until they found out that when they were resting, the man would sit silently by the side holding the air-conditioning fan and blowing wildly. That's when everyone knew that he was also afraid of heat.

Fang Yu hurriedly donated the small electric fan in his hand to Jiang Chuan. When the latter saw this thing that proved the crystallization of human wisdom for the first time, he was still curious—until Fang Yu repeatedly guaranteed this. When the gadget could alleviate the scorching heat, he turned it on with full expectation, and then the small electric fan turned, blowing out a hot wind that was not much stronger than the breeze.

Jiang Chuan: "..."

Fang Yu: "..."

Jiang Chuan turned his head and said sincerely to the manager who was full of embarrassment: "I have been patient and will not lose my temper even if it is too hot to go crazy. Don't provoke me again, okay?"

Fang Yu silently retracted the small electric fan, concealed his face and retreated obediently.

In fact, not only Jiang Chuan is afraid of heat.

The recent sweltering weather has been tough on hamsters, too.

During the day, the room card was pulled out, there was no air conditioner in the room, and it was so hot and stuffy that I almost thought I couldn’t see the sun tomorrow—finally one day, under the anger of it drinking a pot of water in two days Now, as the host, Jiang Chuan finally noticed the needs of the masses, so no matter day or night, people in the crew of "Republic of China" can see Jiang Chuan walking around with a cage——

It was hot during the day, so Jiang Chuan covered the hamster cage with a shade cloth, and placed it right in front of the air-conditioning fan—so during the day, when the crew passed the hamster cage, they could see a fat hamster hanging down all the time. Standing at the air vent with two paws propped against the wall of the cage, the hamster did a thinking pose—the wind from the air-conditioning fan blew its fur into a mess, but the hamster stood still, as if it had made up its mind to make itself To be blown to death in this cool wind.

The weather was cooler at night, and Jiang Chuan put the hamster cage under the tree when shooting night scenes.

Been doing this for a few days in a row, nothing happened.

A hamster with excess body fat was also slightly less restless.

Just when it naively thought that this summer would pass safely, something happened.

... The cause of the incident still starts from the sinful night when Jiang Chuan was drunk. When he stuffed an entire apple into the door of the hamster cage, he damaged the door of the hamster cage. Since then, the hamster cage It's not so easy to close... It's just because Xiao Hei doesn't like to wander around, and Jinran wanders around in a restrained manner. Jiang Chuan saw that hamsters can't run around, and he was busy, so he didn't. Timely to repair the hamster cage.

This led to one night, when the stupid human beings in the distance were performing the last few fighting scenes lively, and the actors were flying around in the sky with wires hanging, they fainted in the cool night breeze Jinran, who was sleepy, was suddenly woken up.

It is quite irritable to fall asleep and be woken up again in summer.

So as soon as he opened his eyes, when he saw the fur of the black belly leaning against him, he asked impatiently, "What are you doing?"

As soon as the words fell, his mouth was pinched—Milk Tea pouted, and his mung bean eyes rolled around angrily and restlessly. At this moment, he suddenly heard Xiao Hei's voice close at hand: "I'll be there in a while." Go to my room on the second floor of the wooden house, stay there, plug the entrance with grass, and don’t come out no matter what you hear.”

Jin Ran: "...?"

Xiao Hei let him go, and said calmly, "The cage door is open."

Sincerely: "?"

Xiao Hei: "There's a wild mouse down there."

Jin Ran: "...What?!"