There is a tiger sniffing the rose in my heart

"No! Why do you think so!" Wang Mo was shocked, "I just pulled me into the nanny car because it was very windy outside and it would be weird for us to stand outside and play together. Really, we didn't I didn’t take advantage of the fact that no one else could see what happened—wait a minute, why did I feel like I’m getting darker and darker... In short—although Brother Ran has never been rumored to have an affair with any female celebrity, he probably doesn’t like men either. !"

Jiang Chuan: "..."

Sincerely: "..."

"Brother Ran" has come out, Comrade Wang Xiaomo, are you fucking nervous? ! ! !

At this time, it was obviously not a hamster that felt about to suffocate. When Wang Mo was so nervous that he didn't know where to put his hands, Jiang Chuan also patted him on the shoulder speechlessly, and threw out a very irresponsible sentence "Actually, I'm just asking."... Wang Mo calmed down a little. At this time, the elevator finally reached the floor where they lived, and the two walked out one after the other. At this time, Wang Mo who was walking behind It seems that he finally regained his soul and carefully recollected the conversation in the elevator just now, and then found that something seemed wrong. He caught up with Jiang Chuan who was walking in front in three steps and two steps: "Wait for Jiang Chuan, what you just said is also ' What do you mean, don't you—"

Jinran felt that if one day he came out of the closet, it would definitely be Jiang Chuan or Fang Yu who kicked his ass and kicked him out of the closet.

Jiang Chuan thought about it with his eyes open, then lowered his eyes, and said to Wang Mo seriously: "No, my Chinese is not very good."

"..."

"Besides, how did he subtly rule me?" Jiang Chuan raised the corners of his lips and showed an inexplicable smile, "Who would give the reason for being suppressed? He is not stupid."

"..."

Wang Mo stared at Jiang Chuan's very Chinese and Western face with a strange face for a while, and then decided that he would rather choose "Jiang Chuan's Chinese is not Chinese" "Okay" said this, patted Jiang Chuan's arm, said with emotion, "You really dare to say anything" and then went back to your room... Although Jiang Chuan and Wang Mo were accidentally caught The bastard was positioned as "the one who was crushed", but at this time, Jin Ran's heart also fell to the ground, squatting honestly in the food bowl, and Jiang Chuan carried him all the way back to the hotel room. After putting down the hamster cage, I found a bench and sat down in front of the table, and stared at the hamster in the hamster cage through the acrylic transparent plastic plate.

One stare lasts all afternoon.

Jinran had a strong premonition that Jiang Chuan actually seemed to want to say something to it—for example, to talk bad things about Yuan Jinran, but fortunately this guy held back in the end, otherwise Jinran would not guarantee whether he would In a fit of anger, he made the principled mistake of "overturning the food bowl directly on the owner's face".

Jiang Chuan: "Fat, do you think that Yuan Jinran is actually a strange person?"

Sincerely: "..."

Both Ah Fei and Jin Ran agreed: No matter how strange it is, can you be as weird as you?Why don't we sit down and discuss who is the red-haired guy in your video——

Jiang Chuan: "If he wakes up..."

Sincerely: "..."

Hmph, do you really want to know me?

Jiang Chuan: "I should try to stay as far away from him as possible."

Sincerely: "..."

Finally, Jinran couldn't stand this boring and self-respecting conversation, and turned around without hesitation to go back to sleep in the cabin. Seeing the back of his hamster leaving gracefully, the man turned around to take a bath, and then went to bed and took a nap .At night when it was getting dark, Fang Yu knocked on Jiang Chuan's door and told him to go downstairs to have dinner--this day was probably the most leisurely day the actors had before the whole show was finished. It is also a habit of many production crews to let all the staff eat and drink a good meal on the first night of the start, just like a pig will be fed a solid meal before it is sent to the slaughterhouse, and then...the pig can be sent to the slaughterhouse It's time to eat meat.

So when it was close to eleven o'clock that night, when everyone was full of food and their eyes were staring, they heard Jiang Luocheng arrange "killing pigs" over there - the starting time of the photographer, lighting engineer and props master tomorrow It's four o'clock in the morning tonight, and work must start by four fifteen at the latest, and then the makeup artist and actors who will be playing tomorrow must see people on time at five o'clock.

Everyone is drunk: still full of energy.

Before they had time to complain, the producer over there put away the sorghum wine in his hand, stood up and announced the rules of the elderly: before starting the machine, don’t forget that there are traditional items such as burning incense, setting off firecrackers, and cutting roast suckling pig. The production supervisor said that he had consulted his master to calculate, and the most suitable time for worship is [-]:[-] tomorrow morning, so to catch up with Jiang Luocheng's start-up and the auspicious time of the supervisor's auspicious day, all the preparation work It seems that we have to make some arrangements in advance to successfully complete tomorrow's work plan.

"—Fuck, I've already forgotten about this, so should I go to sleep?"

"—Yu Yu, where is the suckling pig? It will be used at 06:30 tomorrow, have you bought it yet? Where are the firecrackers? What about the incense?"

"—I, I, I, I will go right away!"

"——Director Jiang, don't be so tight on the first day of rehearsal, the people who arrange our props team will get up after two o'clock!"

This kind of time when he went straight to work without any warning caused everyone in the room to howl. Xiao Chen, the prop master, was sitting behind Jiang Luocheng's buttocks. Hearing this, he raised his glass to tease his colleagues road--

"After drinking this glass of wine, everyone can pack up and get ready to start work."

The materials in Jiang Luocheng's hands were rolled up into a roll, and he turned around as if to smack Xiao Chen. A bunch of people from the props team were laughing and booing beside him, but in fact, everyone knew in their hearts that "time is too late" is just talking about it. Everyone knows that once the camera starts rolling, every minute and every second is the sound of budget funds being burned... Renting the venue requires money, temporary workers need money, and the crew must eat, so the thousands of lunch boxes also need money. Money——If the actor is not in good condition and cannot complete the filming work on time, the rented venue will be postponed, the temporary workers will continue to rent, and the lunch boxes will continue to be bought. Many problems will come to the face... The terrible thing is that, except for Wang Mo And Xu Qianqian, this time there are not so many newcomers, Jiang Luo has always been a very demanding and fussy guy, dragging the show has definitely become an established fact, so if you want to minimize extra expenses, you can only rely on these hard-fought Save time for grassroots staff here.

Thinking of this, everyone could only resign themselves to their fate after ridiculing. The assistant in charge of logistics was in a hurry to go to the hotel to roast suckling pig to prepare for tomorrow's start-up ceremony. .

Sitting on the edge of the table, Jiang Chuan was expressionless while sucking noodles while listening to the howls of the staff around him. After thinking for a while, he stretched out his hand and patted Fang Yu's shoulder next to him: "Later, you go to the convenience store and buy some mask for me."

Fang Yu: "...?"

Jiang Chuan: "Aren't you in a hurry? It will be easier to put on makeup after applying a mask."

Fang Yu: "That's right, who did you hear that from?"

Jiang Chuan: "Sister makeup artist."

Fang Yu: "You are really deep enough at the grassroots level, I ask you to have a bit of celebrity airs..."

"She kept talking by the side before, I can't cover my ears and don't listen, and she won't let me move." Jiang Chuan glanced at Fang Yu, as if he felt that his blame was inexplicable, "There should be no hormones in the mask. Yes, it’s not too expensive, and it’s best not to have a strong fragrance, which makes me feel like a girl.”

Fang Yu "tsk": "There are so many demands on his mother."

Jiang Chuan picked up the bowl and took a sip of the noodle soup seriously, then touched his stomach and found that he was full, and sighed contentedly: "Also, I don't have any money, so you can fill it first."

Fang Yu closed his mouth, and there was only one word left in his mind, and that was: Get lost.

Probably Fang Yu's face was a bit smelly, so Jiang Chuan simply shut up and stopped saying the many requests he wanted to say next, but at this time, Luo Ni, who was talking to Xu Qianqian, heard them Turned his head, looked Jiang Chuan up and down, and then slightly widened the smile on his face: "Brother Chuan, if you want a mask, I have it here, and I'll give it to you at night, okay—cheap from a convenience store The face mask is not easy to use, so be careful with the bad face."

Jiang Chuan seemed to think it was very strange for someone to call him "Brother Chuan", so he turned his head and looked at the little girl beside him unresponsively - at this moment, the other party seemed very happy that he turned his head to look at him, and she squinted her eyes with a smile: "You Don't you still remember my name, I'm Roni, the one who plays the girl next to the rich daughter, we just have a scene to match tomorrow."

"Oh." Jiang Chuan said, "I know yours."

Loni let out a good laugh, and then stopped talking appropriately, but turned her head and continued to talk to Xu Qianqian happily - as if they were discussing a new bag from a certain luxury product before, Roni I just bought it, so I exchanged opinions with Xu Qianqian.

Jiang Chuan stared at her back for a while, then turned his head, picked up the chopsticks on the bowl, and poked the manager beside him with the unstained end: "Is that okay?"

"Okay, why not." Fang Yu said solemnly, "I can't do it without paying for it--and this girl's father is rich and dead, so she must use high-end products. Have fun."

Jiang Chuan: "..."

The man looked puzzled, as if it was very strange that he would have any fun for a mask.

When the banquet was over, Jiang Chuan went back to the room to wash up. Not long after, Luo Ni actually came up with a box of facial masks and knocked on his door. The knock on the door thought that Fang Yu was worried about coming to see Jiang Chuan—who knew that when Jiang Chuan opened the door, Jinran unexpectedly saw a man standing outside the door who was only as tall as his chest, wearing a Pretty little girl in home casual clothes.

Roni's long, straight black hair hangs down her back, and she's wearing a pink tracksuit from a famous sports brand—this kind of tracksuit suits her figure and skin tone. Although she's not tall, she has everything she should have, including her legs. Long enough and straight enough, such a tight set of clothes looks good on her.

Good to see the mung bean eyes of the hamster behind Jiang Chuan turned into inverted triangular white eyes in an instant.

"This human female seems pretty pretty," Jin Ran heard Xiao Hei's voice faintly behind her, "She intends to mate with our master."

Hearing this, he raised his paw angrily—looked up and saw that the half-eaten apple was being held in the paw. The hamster made a [-]-degree turn and threw the apple back into the bowl Li——Leave aside what the hell "mother human" is, even a hamster can tell that this woman wants to mate with you, Jiang Chuan! !You fucking open the door for me with your upper body naked! ! !Didn't you see that her eyes are almost glued to your abs?Ahhh, you are still dripping water! ! !Do you think how sexy you look now makes a female human want to mate with you!

You definitely don't make it!

You stupid public man!

Didn't you agree that seeing your naked body is my exclusive benefit? !

! ! ok? ! ! !

The hamster stomped its paws on the table angrily—wish it would pounce on Jiang Chuan's bathrobe hanging on the hanger and put it on Jiang Chuan's head. At this time, not far from it, two humans were having a friendly interaction: " Dangdangdangdang—Brother Chuan, you really haven’t slept yet, so I’m here to deliver a mask! Brother Chuan, let me tell you, this mask is super easy to use. Using one piece can basically replenish water for two days in a row, and it’s also good for makeup In fact, I always asked my agent to wait in a long queue for me to buy it!"

"Oh." Jiang Chuan took it and put it aside without looking at it, "Thank you."

Loni giggled, very cute: "If there is anything else you need my help with, remember to tell me!"

"Oh," Jiang Chuan really thought about it seriously, and then replied, "It's okay, you should rest early."

That attitude was so good... Jinran took a breath and was almost suffocating. At this moment, he felt Xiao Hei stretched out his claws and scratched his hair, and he turned around angrily: "What are you doing?" !"

Xiao Hei: "What do you think, that female human being."

I would like to conclude without hesitation: "Female humans who speak Hong Kong and Taiwan accents are as annoying as male hamsters who speak translation accents."

Xiao Hei blew off the fur on his paws, and glanced lightly at Fat Milk Tea in front of him: "Fatty, you are in a bad mood."

"Yes," Jin Ran said, "I'm a psychopath, but can there be those human perverts? Look at our master, opening the door for a strange woman in the middle of the night without clothes, is it reasonable?! I don't know how to avoid suspicion, the crew There are a lot of people here, if someone sees it and goes to the Internet to 818—”

Xiao Hei: "That's a human thing."

He held his head high and held his chest high: "I have an obligation to protect my master's chastity."

Xiao Hei laughed coldly, turned around and crawled back into the cage, leaving only a chilling sentence——

"That's what he has to have."

……

The next day, it was just dawn.

Last night, the hamster, who was deeply dissatisfied with its owner, was woken up by the rustling sound from outside the cage.

He opened his eyes, wiped off his eye gum, and took off the cotton that was wrapped around his head as a nightcap. The hamster poked his head out of the cabin—under the dim orange light of the floor lamp, he saw that Jiang Chuan had gotten up and started to wash.

At this time, the electronic watch on the bedside showed "4:36am".

Realizing that he is just a cute and lazy hamster now, Jin Ran shrank his head back in a daze, thinking that he could sleep for a while.

But after not sleeping for a long time, it heard the sound of the cage door being opened, and a big cold paw stretched out from outside and pulled it out of the warm nest: "Fat, let's get to work!"

Sincerely: "..."

Open the yarn!

It's none of my business if you start work! !

And we're still in the cold war, have you forgotten, I won't talk to you until you realize your mistake! ! ! !

The hamster's waking up is terrible, let me go! ! ——Ah, ah, scratching my chin is no good. I am a principled hamster! ! !

Jiang Chuan conveniently stuffed the throbbing milk tea in his hand into his pocket, then bent down and asked, "Xiao Hei, do you want to come together?"

The milk tea that was stuffed into the pocket immediately popped its head out, saying: "Squeak!"

What the hell, don't take it with you!With it without me!

……

City H is the largest film and television shooting base in the entire Tian Dynasty. Basically, 80.00% of the films in the country are filmed here. From ancient times to modern times, from ancient styles to European styles, all kinds of architectural scenery are integrated here. On weekdays Some of the sets were opened up as scenic spots for tourists, and only the sets rented by the crew would be isolated separately. In this bustling small town of film and television bases, people living in this city have long been accustomed to the stars that pop up from time to time.

"Strange Records of the Republic of China" rented a large set area this time, including lotus ponds surrounded by mist, long bridges, streets and buildings with the flavor of the Republic of China—and "Strange Records of the Republic of China" The whole prologue, that is, the hamster spirit came to the foot of the mountain, met and became acquainted with the rich lady, and got married, until the Taoist Huai Jin broke into the wedding scene and killed the rich lady by mistake. These scenes will be completed in this set.

Jinran was not yet fully lit when Jiang Chuan brought her to the scene. Even though it was the beginning of spring, it was still frighteningly cold. In the cold wind, almost all the staff were already in their positions, and the actresses had also melted their thin layers. Zhuang stood aside—in the middle of the set, there was an old wooden table that did not match the style of the painting. On the wooden table were incense burners, fruits, and a huge roast suckling pig.

Next to the roast suckling pig is a kitchen knife tied with a red ribbon.

Seeing Jiang Chuan coming, Jiang Luocheng called him over impatiently——before the former could react, what are you doing, he picked up the one he guessed and stuffed it into his hand: "Cut it quickly, cut it quickly!" Where's Wang Mo? Come here and cut with Jiang Chuan—"

Jiang Chuan: "...What is this for?"

Wang Mo walked over with a smile, put his arms around Jiang Chuan's shoulders, and grabbed the kitchen knife with him: "Just worship, I wish the filming will be smooth, and the ghosts and snakes will not come to disturb you, so I will worship Jesus with you before filming abroad. It makes sense."

Jiang Chuan: "...Nobody abroad worships Jesus before making a film."

Wang Mo raised his eyebrows: "Yes?"

The hamster squatting in Jiang Chuan's pocket was too drunk to hear this conversation. People say that the cultural level of the entertainment industry is generally low. It is because of the existence of people like Wang Mo that the average value is lowered and other people are together. Lying gun.

But Wang Mo's embarrassment is not enough.

He poked Jiang Chuan with his elbow: "Hey, let me tell you."

Jiang Chuan: "?"

Wang Mo: "That Little Sister Luo went to look for you last night?"

Jiang Chuan: "Give me a mask."

"Oh," Wang Mo said with a serious expression on his face, "It's the middle of the night to send you a mask. It's such a fun chat. I don't even have the nerve to open the door and come out if I want to go to the toilet."

Jiang Chuan: "Your room doesn't have a toilet?"

Wang Mo: "..."

"—Why do you two talk so much?"

At this time, the producer teacher seemed to be hearing too much from behind, and slapped Wang Mo and Jiang Chuan on the back from behind. The sticks of incense were inserted into the incense burner... Accompanied by the curling green smoke, Jiang Chuan was also led by Wang Mo in a dazed way. The two male protagonists cut up the suckling pig with the kitchen knife, and the suckling pig was roasted until it was crispy and tender yellow. The pig made a "cracking" sound, and the executive Xiao Wang lit the firecrackers, and the crackling sound of the firecrackers exploded not far from them. The whole scene was very lively and lively.

Jiang Chuan's face was full of bewilderment.

After cutting the suckling pig, Wang Mo put down the kitchen knife, stared at the burning incense for a while, said "heh" and turned his head to say auspicious words to the supervisor with a smile: "Teacher, this incense burns really well. It’s hard to think about it if it doesn’t go well!”

"There are a lot of newcomers this time, so how could it go smoothly? You old actors take good care of it, ah, don't look down on the newcomers, and don't make Jiang Dao so angry that he can't sleep, I will be Amitabha."

Hearing this, Wang Mo agreed with a grin, and the supervisor glared at him, but the old man seemed quite happy to hear the auspicious words, and other staff also came together to say something pleasant, and then the supervisor took out a As for the red envelopes, the staff present symbolically distributed one to each of them, and Jiang Chuan also got one, opened it and looked inside, and put a dollar in it.

"It's just for good luck," Fang Yu leaned forward, and explained sympathetically to the foreign friend who was completely bewildered and confused, "Take it with you, Master Producer's vajra protection, evil spirits will not invade, I wish you less scolding during rehearsals , less injuries, smooth and smooth... what else? Hey, act well, even though Jiang Luocheng is a bastard, but if you play his part well, you will at least be a quasi-second-tier."

Jiang Chuan: "Oh."

Fang Yu blinked and said, "That's fine, I think the first film I took with Jinran was also filmed here. There was a clown, a trick, and a line. That idiot played it happily. The lines are translated in eighteen languages..."

Jiang Chuan thought for a while, and seemed to think that the scene was quite amusing, and smiled lazily with a "chih".

"He's not as lucky as you. He came up as the number one male lead in big directors and big productions. He's also fairly well-behaved, from supporting roles in bad movies to leading roles in bad movies, and then supporting roles in better TV dramas... Step by step." Fang Yu took out a cigarette, lit it, and slightly squinted his eyes and took a deep breath, "It's been so many years, and it's hard to see that I'm going to get out of my head, and I was beaten back to my original shape... Lying in the hospital, I ran back to bring the newcomers."

Jinran squatted in Jiang Chuan's pocket, raised his hind paw and scratched his face.

Jiang Chuan put his hand into his pocket and touched the hamster's ear.

The hamster was so excited that his body shook.

At the same time, he heard Jiang Chuan say calmly: "He will wake up, it shouldn't be too late then."

"Well," Fang Yu extinguished his cigarette, "it's better."

After saying that, he stretched out his hand and gave Jiang Chuan a push: "Hurry up and change clothes and put on makeup, go and go, and Jiang Luo will become a dick again when it's too late——Put away the red envelope, don't throw it away, it's auspicious."

Jiang Chuan said "oh", turned around and left.

When the man was walking away, the hamster squatting in his pocket suddenly popped its head, and looked back at the edge of the pocket. The hamster's eyesight at night was obviously good, but it could only see Fang Yu standing alone. In the same place, the whole person was shrouded in shadow, people came and went around, he didn't know what he was thinking, after a pause, he lit a cigarette again, and sparks were lit between his fingers.