Either Jiang Chuan's keyboard is really too soft, or Jinran, who is a hamster, is really too heavy—of course, he himself will not admit this, so he silently stares at the screen full of keyboard products. After looking at it for a while, the hamster gracefully and lightly (in his opinion) jumped off the external keyboard, and grabbed the fountain pen that Jiang Chuan threw aside.
Start planb, pure handwriting.
Jinran held Jiang Chuan's pen to his chest, kicked off the pen case loosely hanging on the pen with his claws, and opened the closed folder containing the script with his own body—fortunately There are a lot of blank spaces on the first page. After thinking about it, I was busy with the pen that was taller than it...
Jinran's plan is to complete the writing of the five characters [I am Yuan Jinran] before Jiang Chuan returns home, adjust the angles, and stand the pen upright—during this period, his claws are too small and his fur is slippery. The fountain pen flew out countless times, and I can't count how many times it rolled and crawled like a dog rushing towards the Frisbee to catch up with the fountain pen that flew out and rolled to the edge of the table. After the dog chasing the Frisbee game, it finally mastered the correct way for the hamster to use the fountain pen——
Lift the buttocks and close the anus, inhale and close the abdomen.
When the chubby milk tea crookedly wrote down the first stroke of the word "I" like a loach, it held the pen in silence for a while, feeling a little tired, and then thinking of the word "Yuan Jinran", his brain suddenly felt a little bit short-
A bit regretful that when his parents gave him this name, why didn't he symbolically resist it.
How nice it is to be called "Yuan Yiyi".
Of course, if his father didn't mind his surname being that of his neighbor's old Wang, calling him "Wang Yiyi" would be more perfect.
Jinran casually indulged in lust, and then when he accidentally looked at Xiao Hei, who was squatting on the coffee table and nibbling an apple, he realized that he must be an idiot holding a fountain pen in a daze, so hurry up After glaring at Xiao Hei and saying "Look at Mao Mao", the milk tea hamster awkwardly turned around with the pen as the center, and faced the white paper that had already been scratched a little by himself.
The second stroke of the word "I" is a horizontal stroke.
Sincerely draw a horizontal line at the position slightly below the glance - because there is no way to control the strength and direction at all, this horizontal line is a bit crooked, almost overlapping with the small stroke, but It doesn't matter, just tell yourself, as long as the characters are ugly, you just need to understand, after all, who would ask so much from a cute hamster?
The third stroke of the word "I" is a vertical stroke, and this vertical stroke will connect the small stroke of the first stroke and the large horizontal stroke of the second stroke, that's right, it is like this, if it continues like this, even if it is crooked, he can also successfully will-
Hey wait.
Jin Ran poked his head out from the other side of the fountain pen, and found that he had just focused on the focus and seriously drew all the way vertically. However, when he was about to appreciate how crooked his vertical stroke was, he found that , there was nothing on the paper, only a shallow scratch—Jin Ran sighed silently in her heart, could it be that she was distracted and wrote too lightly just now?I had no choice but to hold the pen and walk back, this time, to confirm the strength, hold the pen tightly, and drag it down——
Still nothing.
All that was left on the paper was a vertical scratch that was deeper than before.
It was as if after the first two strokes the fountain pen ran out of ink.
Out of ink.
No ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink Out of ink out of ink out of ink out of ink out of ink out of ink out of ink...
Sincerely: "..."
How could there be such an evil thing in the world! ! ! ! ! ! !
Jin Ran put down his pen and turned around anxiously on the table, but couldn't find a substitute, so he could only give up completely in the end.Reluctantly, he jumped off the table, crawled back onto the coffee table, hugged the other intact side of the remaining apple on the table and gnawed it down in one bite. When "Kazkaz" gnawed on the apple, he gnawed on the other side. Apple's Xiao Hei stretched out his head and glanced at the milk tea that was gnawing on Apple angrily: "What were you doing just now?"
Just ignore it.
"I know what you're doing, you're imitating humans to write, right? Yes, I've seen them do it, using that thing called a 'pen' to pass out detailed information, long ago, my ancestors Living in the castle, those human beings still use quill pens, but now they seem to have changed," Xiao Hei said to himself, "I have to admit that human beings are really smart creatures. Our own words—we can’t do it, we can only leave a smell, at most tell our companions who has been here, if we meet one or two people who have a cold, I’m afraid even this won’t work.”
Because the other party praised human beings in such a long-winded manner, Jin Ran reluctantly raised his eyelids and glanced at Xiao Hei, thinking that it was quite interesting to hear a hamster describe human beings from an animal perspective.
Xiao Hei: "But you don't know how to read their characters, so stop wishful thinking."
Jin Ran: "What?"
Xiao Hei: "You are so stupid."
Sincerely: "..."
Xiao Hei: "The way you chased the pen holder on the table just now made me laugh until next year. You know, it's the first time I've seen a hamster that looks like a dog... Actually it's not quite right, at least the dog's limbs are slender, If you have to use this metaphor, you should be a dachshund at most, or the kind that just gave birth."
Jin Ran: "The conversation is over."
While talking, Milk Tea pushed the apple in front of him to the other black-bellied line, and found a corner to cat in a very depressed place—Jin Ran felt that he should be able to find another one to let it fall. The way to communicate with the outside world, but now it really needs... to be quiet.
About an hour later, Jiang Chuan came back.
Holding a large bag of food, he put it by the door casually. Jiang Chuan walked over and confirmed that the two hamsters were staying on the coffee table obediently. He packed the gnawed messy apple and stuffed it into the hamster cage. Then he bent down to check Jinran again, and when he found a little blue ink stain on the hamster's white belly hair, he let out a "huh" and grabbed the hamster——
Jinran twisted Jiang Chuan's palm twice, and raised his chin slightly to express: Come on, scratch.
Jiang Chuan scratched the hamster with his thumb, and immediately four hamsters came up and hugged the owner's fingers tightly—they kept this posture and came to the computer desk to sit. Then Jiang Chuan saw the He was taken aback for the messy script cover, and then looked down at the hamster that was hugging his finger like a sloth. After a moment of silence, he asked tentatively, "Fat, what are you doing?" Just climbed on the desk?"
Jinran was stunned for a moment, subconsciously wanting to deny it.
But soon, he reacted abruptly: he denies it!
He can show his human behavior beyond the wisdom of hamsters, and then let Jiang Chuan notice! ! ! !
Thinking of this, the hamster's eyes lit up, and he jumped onto the table with unprecedented agility—he landed on the table with a bang, it slowly got up and shook its buttocks, and then, under Jiang Chuan's silent gaze, a Picking up the rotten water pen that was out of ink at the critical moment, he raised the pen high above his head and waved it. Jiang Chuan raised his eyebrows and retracted his hand that wanted to take the pen back.
The hamster landed on the flat end of the pen, pressed its whole body against the pen, rubbed from side to side, exchanged steps, bounced and wiped—rotated, jumped, exchanged steps again, slid back, lowered its waist , moonwalk, bouncing, wiping...
With the broken fountain pen, the hamster performed a pole dance full of fat and quivering. From the beginning to the end, it felt that its master had been shocked by itself—at least from the face that was completely empty. Captured this important information... Thinking of what it means to "let it go when you see it", before Jiang Chuan picked up his mobile phone to call the animal mental hospital, it stopped its excited dance steps, and started to walk gracefully and lightly. Sliding back and forth on the paper in a decent manner—although there are no traces left, Jinran still draws the word "I" seriously on the paper one stroke at a time.
Excluding the two strokes just written, there are still five strokes in total. For humans, it may not even take a second to write this word, but for hamsters, this task is very difficult. After finishing drawing the word "I" in the air, I was so tired that I was sweating.
However, at this moment, its heart is filled with joy—the thought of being recognized as a hamster with a human soul, being interviewed by the media, being studied by scientists, being published in magazines, eating imported nuts, marrying Jiang Chuan, and going away. The peak of Shangshusheng... thinking about it, I am a little excited.
Putting down his pen, he turned his head to look at Jiang Chuan expectantly, but what he didn't expect was that the man sitting at the table was either surprised, surprised or even frightened - he was just smiling, like It's looking at Jinran with loving eyes like a son--any kind of eyes are good, the appearance of "love" in this part of the plot that is about to reach its climax is obviously wrong! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
It is true that you have calculated thousands of times, but you are wrong. The person in front of it is not a person from the Celestial Dynasty. For a half-tune with half a bucket of Chinese, if you write out a word and put it in front of him, he is likely to be I know this word—but it doesn't mean that if you make gestures with a pen, he can also capture the charm of your gestures...
The hamster, which was holding the pen stiffly in place, looked up at its owner with its neckless head——
Until the man stretched out a hand, poked its fat belly on the pen holder, and said indifferently: "Ah Fat can also play with a pen, he is really smart."
Sincerely: "..."
I am so smart, I understand this truth, so here comes the question, why did such a smart hamster like me meet such a stupid master as you?
Start planb, pure handwriting.
Jinran held Jiang Chuan's pen to his chest, kicked off the pen case loosely hanging on the pen with his claws, and opened the closed folder containing the script with his own body—fortunately There are a lot of blank spaces on the first page. After thinking about it, I was busy with the pen that was taller than it...
Jinran's plan is to complete the writing of the five characters [I am Yuan Jinran] before Jiang Chuan returns home, adjust the angles, and stand the pen upright—during this period, his claws are too small and his fur is slippery. The fountain pen flew out countless times, and I can't count how many times it rolled and crawled like a dog rushing towards the Frisbee to catch up with the fountain pen that flew out and rolled to the edge of the table. After the dog chasing the Frisbee game, it finally mastered the correct way for the hamster to use the fountain pen——
Lift the buttocks and close the anus, inhale and close the abdomen.
When the chubby milk tea crookedly wrote down the first stroke of the word "I" like a loach, it held the pen in silence for a while, feeling a little tired, and then thinking of the word "Yuan Jinran", his brain suddenly felt a little bit short-
A bit regretful that when his parents gave him this name, why didn't he symbolically resist it.
How nice it is to be called "Yuan Yiyi".
Of course, if his father didn't mind his surname being that of his neighbor's old Wang, calling him "Wang Yiyi" would be more perfect.
Jinran casually indulged in lust, and then when he accidentally looked at Xiao Hei, who was squatting on the coffee table and nibbling an apple, he realized that he must be an idiot holding a fountain pen in a daze, so hurry up After glaring at Xiao Hei and saying "Look at Mao Mao", the milk tea hamster awkwardly turned around with the pen as the center, and faced the white paper that had already been scratched a little by himself.
The second stroke of the word "I" is a horizontal stroke.
Sincerely draw a horizontal line at the position slightly below the glance - because there is no way to control the strength and direction at all, this horizontal line is a bit crooked, almost overlapping with the small stroke, but It doesn't matter, just tell yourself, as long as the characters are ugly, you just need to understand, after all, who would ask so much from a cute hamster?
The third stroke of the word "I" is a vertical stroke, and this vertical stroke will connect the small stroke of the first stroke and the large horizontal stroke of the second stroke, that's right, it is like this, if it continues like this, even if it is crooked, he can also successfully will-
Hey wait.
Jin Ran poked his head out from the other side of the fountain pen, and found that he had just focused on the focus and seriously drew all the way vertically. However, when he was about to appreciate how crooked his vertical stroke was, he found that , there was nothing on the paper, only a shallow scratch—Jin Ran sighed silently in her heart, could it be that she was distracted and wrote too lightly just now?I had no choice but to hold the pen and walk back, this time, to confirm the strength, hold the pen tightly, and drag it down——
Still nothing.
All that was left on the paper was a vertical scratch that was deeper than before.
It was as if after the first two strokes the fountain pen ran out of ink.
Out of ink.
No ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink no ink Out of ink out of ink out of ink out of ink out of ink out of ink out of ink...
Sincerely: "..."
How could there be such an evil thing in the world! ! ! ! ! ! !
Jin Ran put down his pen and turned around anxiously on the table, but couldn't find a substitute, so he could only give up completely in the end.Reluctantly, he jumped off the table, crawled back onto the coffee table, hugged the other intact side of the remaining apple on the table and gnawed it down in one bite. When "Kazkaz" gnawed on the apple, he gnawed on the other side. Apple's Xiao Hei stretched out his head and glanced at the milk tea that was gnawing on Apple angrily: "What were you doing just now?"
Just ignore it.
"I know what you're doing, you're imitating humans to write, right? Yes, I've seen them do it, using that thing called a 'pen' to pass out detailed information, long ago, my ancestors Living in the castle, those human beings still use quill pens, but now they seem to have changed," Xiao Hei said to himself, "I have to admit that human beings are really smart creatures. Our own words—we can’t do it, we can only leave a smell, at most tell our companions who has been here, if we meet one or two people who have a cold, I’m afraid even this won’t work.”
Because the other party praised human beings in such a long-winded manner, Jin Ran reluctantly raised his eyelids and glanced at Xiao Hei, thinking that it was quite interesting to hear a hamster describe human beings from an animal perspective.
Xiao Hei: "But you don't know how to read their characters, so stop wishful thinking."
Jin Ran: "What?"
Xiao Hei: "You are so stupid."
Sincerely: "..."
Xiao Hei: "The way you chased the pen holder on the table just now made me laugh until next year. You know, it's the first time I've seen a hamster that looks like a dog... Actually it's not quite right, at least the dog's limbs are slender, If you have to use this metaphor, you should be a dachshund at most, or the kind that just gave birth."
Jin Ran: "The conversation is over."
While talking, Milk Tea pushed the apple in front of him to the other black-bellied line, and found a corner to cat in a very depressed place—Jin Ran felt that he should be able to find another one to let it fall. The way to communicate with the outside world, but now it really needs... to be quiet.
About an hour later, Jiang Chuan came back.
Holding a large bag of food, he put it by the door casually. Jiang Chuan walked over and confirmed that the two hamsters were staying on the coffee table obediently. He packed the gnawed messy apple and stuffed it into the hamster cage. Then he bent down to check Jinran again, and when he found a little blue ink stain on the hamster's white belly hair, he let out a "huh" and grabbed the hamster——
Jinran twisted Jiang Chuan's palm twice, and raised his chin slightly to express: Come on, scratch.
Jiang Chuan scratched the hamster with his thumb, and immediately four hamsters came up and hugged the owner's fingers tightly—they kept this posture and came to the computer desk to sit. Then Jiang Chuan saw the He was taken aback for the messy script cover, and then looked down at the hamster that was hugging his finger like a sloth. After a moment of silence, he asked tentatively, "Fat, what are you doing?" Just climbed on the desk?"
Jinran was stunned for a moment, subconsciously wanting to deny it.
But soon, he reacted abruptly: he denies it!
He can show his human behavior beyond the wisdom of hamsters, and then let Jiang Chuan notice! ! ! !
Thinking of this, the hamster's eyes lit up, and he jumped onto the table with unprecedented agility—he landed on the table with a bang, it slowly got up and shook its buttocks, and then, under Jiang Chuan's silent gaze, a Picking up the rotten water pen that was out of ink at the critical moment, he raised the pen high above his head and waved it. Jiang Chuan raised his eyebrows and retracted his hand that wanted to take the pen back.
The hamster landed on the flat end of the pen, pressed its whole body against the pen, rubbed from side to side, exchanged steps, bounced and wiped—rotated, jumped, exchanged steps again, slid back, lowered its waist , moonwalk, bouncing, wiping...
With the broken fountain pen, the hamster performed a pole dance full of fat and quivering. From the beginning to the end, it felt that its master had been shocked by itself—at least from the face that was completely empty. Captured this important information... Thinking of what it means to "let it go when you see it", before Jiang Chuan picked up his mobile phone to call the animal mental hospital, it stopped its excited dance steps, and started to walk gracefully and lightly. Sliding back and forth on the paper in a decent manner—although there are no traces left, Jinran still draws the word "I" seriously on the paper one stroke at a time.
Excluding the two strokes just written, there are still five strokes in total. For humans, it may not even take a second to write this word, but for hamsters, this task is very difficult. After finishing drawing the word "I" in the air, I was so tired that I was sweating.
However, at this moment, its heart is filled with joy—the thought of being recognized as a hamster with a human soul, being interviewed by the media, being studied by scientists, being published in magazines, eating imported nuts, marrying Jiang Chuan, and going away. The peak of Shangshusheng... thinking about it, I am a little excited.
Putting down his pen, he turned his head to look at Jiang Chuan expectantly, but what he didn't expect was that the man sitting at the table was either surprised, surprised or even frightened - he was just smiling, like It's looking at Jinran with loving eyes like a son--any kind of eyes are good, the appearance of "love" in this part of the plot that is about to reach its climax is obviously wrong! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
It is true that you have calculated thousands of times, but you are wrong. The person in front of it is not a person from the Celestial Dynasty. For a half-tune with half a bucket of Chinese, if you write out a word and put it in front of him, he is likely to be I know this word—but it doesn't mean that if you make gestures with a pen, he can also capture the charm of your gestures...
The hamster, which was holding the pen stiffly in place, looked up at its owner with its neckless head——
Until the man stretched out a hand, poked its fat belly on the pen holder, and said indifferently: "Ah Fat can also play with a pen, he is really smart."
Sincerely: "..."
I am so smart, I understand this truth, so here comes the question, why did such a smart hamster like me meet such a stupid master as you?
You'll Also Like
-
, who was at full level of single defense, made Messi and Ronaldo cry
Chapter 185 12 hours ago -
Wandering the Heavens: Becoming a Killer
Chapter 206 12 hours ago -
I invite people from all realms to become the fourth disaster!
Chapter 102 12 hours ago -
I, who eats the school beauty's soft rice, founded the Gotei 13
Chapter 202 12 hours ago -
With the system in hand, he returned to the village and became a fisherman.
Chapter 200 12 hours ago -
I'm the ultimate disaster of the Beasts Pirates.
Chapter 192 12 hours ago -
Reincarnation Game: I can strengthen everything
Chapter 187 12 hours ago -
Fairy Tail Holy Light Magic
Chapter 204 12 hours ago -
Dragon Ball I can become stronger if I am killed
Chapter 218 12 hours ago -
Pirates: I become stronger by checking in on the plot island
Chapter 69 12 hours ago