There is a tiger sniffing the rose in my heart

Sincerely: "..."

What?

Let me explain, according to Jinran's unannounced visits to his elf mouse brothers after waking up from the hamster cage, he felt that he was just a cute baby mouse who was only about ten days old... Chuan feeds pigs every day, resulting in a recent increase in body size and weight...

He didn't feel that he had reached the age of "estrus".

Taking a ten thousand step back, even if he really matured so precociously...

He accepted his identity as a hamster, and accepted that the food he could eat changed from all kinds of delicacies to fruits, vegetables and hamster food——

But that doesn't mean he's accepted that he's going to have sex with another female hamster and have a litter of hamster pups.

Unless he's crazy.

... No, Jin Ran quickly denied this idea. Even if he is crazy, he will not change his sexual orientation. A simple example: Even if he is a gay who is drunk, he knows what he will do next. What I have to do is to go to a man or be fucked by a man, and then use my last willpower to climb into the gay bar firmly, ignoring the girls waving to me on the street.

But Jinran—if he goes crazy one day—he will just hang out in the middle of the night and escape from the rat cage, and then climb into the master's bed, risking being crushed into a hamster pancake by him turning over and getting into his underwear He stretched out his claws and opened his master's strong buttocks. If the gap opened was relatively large, he could squeeze the whole mouse in and swim for a while... If the master hadn't woken up like this, he might endure it. He couldn't stop playing the role of the "flower" thief, in a certain way, in a certain gesture, very politely, to pay a visit to that little flower that he couldn't do anything to destroy it.

That's it.

This reporter is talking nonsense.

The hamster in the hamster cage silently came to this great conclusion.

But at this moment, the hamster who was squatting in the cage watching the TV while eating melon seeds, shaking his legs and masturbating his master's buttocks, didn't know that at the event, the atmosphere had become a trance. Not only did Jiang Luocheng go crazy, but also all kinds of onlookers on the Internet went crazy.

Because Comrade "Li Gou Hey" became popular again.

This seemingly pervasive whistleblower in the entertainment industry, almost before the end of the promotional conference, quickly posted a long Weibo——

[Grandpa News: A very interesting thing happened at the press conference of "Strange Records of the Republic of China" today, and now Master Dog decided to post it to share with you-this afternoon, a reporter suddenly told Xiao Xianrou that That Jiang Chuan asked him what he thinks about the fact that Jinran’s role was almost snatched by Xu Qianqian’s younger brother Xu Wenjie some time ago (Altman who doesn’t know about this, please check the dog’s Weibo and don’t ask me Why is it because I will smear your face?), Jiang Chuan’s answer at the time was this: Recently, my hamster, who was originally very docile and obedient, suddenly became a little irritable, and behaved differently according to common sense. You know why ? ...

Yes, it turns out that asking random questions will lead to retribution. You see, this reporter was confused by Jiang Chuan's "why".

Director Jiang Luocheng and Ms. Xu Qianqian who were present at the scene had wonderful expressions on their faces, while Wang Mo, who was watching from the sidelines, looked very happy--as we all know, Wang Mo is a friend in Jinran's circle, and Jinran did not dislike Wang Mo back then He is a newcomer, and he has been taking good care of him on the set. Presumably, Wang Mo will also remember this kindness in his heart.It may be a little uncomfortable for Jinran's character to be targeted by people with evil intentions. Moreover, in this drama alone, Xu Wenjie and Wang Mo are also competitors!

As for Jiang Chuan, Mr. Gouzi, I have already said that he was the one who fought against reporters in Jinran’s ward. I don’t know what relationship he has with Jinran, Mr. Gouzi. On the one hand, this time, he mercilessly described Xu Wenjie as a hamster who used to be docile and obedient, but now has a sudden change in temperament. On the surface, it is completely incompatible with reporters to ask questions, but if you think about it carefully, is Jiang Chuan implying that he once Someone who worked hard in the entertainment industry as "Little Jinran", when Jinran's real self had an accident and couldn't start work, changed his previous docile and harmless appearance and began to stretch out his claws?

Oh hehe, Lord Dog, I'm just guessing, all fans are merciful. 】A long Weibo, in the middle of which involves four big names "Jinran", "Jiang Luocheng", "Xu Qianqian" and "Wang Mo". In addition, Xu Wenjie, who has been crushed by all kinds of fans because of the problem of "grabbing roles" some time ago, once this long Weibo was posted, a certain wave of Weibo immediately exploded——

All of a sudden, these great gods with more than [-] million Weibo fans joined the battle.

As soon as the microblog was posted, it was reposted tens of thousands of times, with the title #江川回应记者：呵呵声徐文杰# on the spot.

Among all kinds of fancy forwarding, there are "Take away my family Wang Mo", "My family Mo Mo will not think so much, you see his limbs are in a daze"; "Fuck him"; and Hei Xuqianqian went to plastic surgery again to look different from the last time I saw her, with a high nose and a boob; more of them were applauded by Jinran's fans and purely for spectators— —

There were also two or three kittens who spoke to Xu Wenjie from the beginning to the end, such as——

"Xu Wenjie didn't do anything outrageous. It's a pity that he didn't get the role. Can the po owner stop using him as an excuse? Oh, by the way, I'm just a passerby who can't stand it. I don't like Xu Wenjie. "

"Since you've been popular for so long, it's time to go to Ajie."

"Jin Ran didn't say anything, why are a group of passers-by bullying me? Eat radish salty, don't worry."

It's just that such messages were quickly crushed by Jinran's fans and passers-by, and the crowd swarmed past them like a steamroller, and some of them were not so psychologically able to directly modify it. Weibo nickname.

And thanks to this Weibo——

Jiang Chuan: "Brother Fang, the number of my Weibo followers has suddenly increased by 10,000+, have you bought me followers? ——It's still rising, it's scary."

"Buy me! Terrible me!" Inside the nanny's car, Manager Fang, who had just escorted Jiang Chuan into the nanny's car safely surrounded by menacing reporters, was so frantic that he didn't know where to put it. After struggling, He resisted the urge to grab Jiang Chuan's neck, scratched his hair with his hands and broke down, "I'm in a state of distress right now, my phone is about to be blown up by the higher-ups, I have time to buy fans for you!! Mr. Shao I was so angry that I just asked why a company should kill Xu Wenjie—"

Jiang Chuan: "Xu Wenjie?"

Fang Yu took a deep breath and tried his best to calm himself down: "Did you mock him just now?"

"..." Jiang Chuan glanced at Fang Yu inexplicably, "When?"

Fang Yu: "..."

He knew it would be so.

With this guy's Chinese proficiency, how could he still be able to engage in such high-end skills as "pointing and cursing"...

At this time, seeing the agent staring at him with a disheveled look on his face and not answering his own question, Jiang Chuan lowered his head and poked the screen of the mobile phone in his hand: "This is my first and only 'Hello everyone, I'm Jiang Chuan' Did you send the message for me? It looks like the date was sent when I just registered a few days ago-a lot of people replied saying 'good job'... What is a good job? According to the Chinese I have learned, is it at this time Shouldn't you just say 'Hello too' and start introducing yourself?"

Fang Yu: "..."

Jiang Chuan: "What should I answer?"

"Back... back to the fart, you!"

Fang Yu snatched his mobile phone back from Jiang Chuan's hands, because he couldn't bear all kinds of screams from Shao Xudong, and was about to turn off the mobile phone directly, but he couldn't help but lower his head and look at it. As Jiang Chuan said just now, the number of fans on Jiang Chuan's Weibo has increased from the thousands of pitiful fans sent when a certain wave registered to apply for pornographic certification at the beginning, and suddenly it has exploded like chicken blood. 10,000+, even catching up with Xu Wenjie, who has been on Weibo for three or four years——

The voices of the people on Jiang Chuan's Weibo were very enthusiastic, and most of the loudest voices came from Jinran's Weibo...Of course, there were also two or three popular comments that scolded Jiang Chuan for being pretentious, but this It doesn't matter, Fang Yu thought calmly, anyway, they couldn't understand Jiang Chuan after scolding them, how pitiful.

If you pretend to be big, it's not called pretending, it's called awesome.

Thinking of this, Fang Yu pondered for a while, and the expression on his face changed and changed again and again——

"Brother Fang, do you want to pee?"

"Shut up, I thought just now that it would be troublesome to be misunderstood like this, and it would be troublesome to be slapped by the boss, but then I thought it was actually not bad—that kid Xu Wenjie has not been popular in the industry for so many years, he has been playing Bai The role of lotus, now... let him continue playing, after such a disturbance, more people know you than before."

"what?"

He didn't answer Jiang Chuan's question. At this time, Fang Yu, who had been frowning before, frowned, and then relaxed: I need to rest for the time being, and the artist that the company recently decided to promote is Jiang Chuan—although this guy always There are many situations, but for this situation, apart from Shao Xudong, the other shareholders of the company should be more happy to see him succeed.

Thoroughly thought about this, so on the way back, Fang Yu generously returned the phone to Jiang Chuan, handed it to him and said, "Let me tell you, some people on the Internet now think that you just asked the reporter about your phone. The problem with the domestic hamster is to mock Xu Wenjie's recent imminent behavior and not being honest enough, but you have also seen it - some people think you are daring to speak out, but some people think you are a newcomer, and it is very unruly to do so. The latter represents the crowd It's one of our bosses, Shao Xudong..."

Jiang Chuan: "Oh."

"..." Fang Yu was silent for a while, "Now that I have given you the mobile phone, you can clarify it yourself on Weibo. Although the comments on the Internet do not mean everything or even not important at all, I think you should at least express yourself true thoughts..."

Jiang Chuan nodded.

Fang Yu's cell phone was silent for a while.

Then, with the approval of the "Guardian", I started to post a Weibo——

[Jiang Chuan: Seeing some remarks, it seems that I have misunderstood me. My mother is from the Celestial Dynasty. Now I have just returned to China, and my Chinese is not very good. I was not mocking Xu Wenjie just now, but really talking about my hamster. 】The accompanying picture is a picture of Ah Fei that Fang Yu casually took with his mobile phone in Jiangchuan’s apartment that day—in the photo, the hamster’s head is stuck in the food bowl, and its front legs are swimming comfortably, leaving only two legs and a fat butt outside.

Jiang Chuan clicked to send, and then poked around. After Fang Yu reminded him several times to "don't be cheap" and "don't like blindly", he read Li Gouhi's long Weibo just now. Then quit——At this time, Fang Yu stretched his head to glance at his comments and reposts, saw the sudden increase in the number, realized what Jiang Chuan had just posted silently, and asked out of curiosity.

Jiang Chuan read it according to the Weibo he posted.

Fang Yu was silent for a while, and then asked, "What are the comments and forwarding about?"

"Wait for me to see."

Jiang Chuan calmly opened those comments and forwarded them, and then began to read aloud——

"'Natural stay 23333333'--'It's too foul to be so cute with a serious face'--'Okay, okay, we believe you, and the hamster's butt is so round'--'Will your hamster eat too much? Too much'——'The focus is off the mark, what kind of setting is this cool guy raising a hamster'——"Dare to act, Xu Wenjie provoked you to mess with him like this? Shameless"——Ah... "

Fang Yu: "...what are you?"

"Is this shameless scolding me?"

"...Barely speaking, yes."

"Can you scold me back?"

"No."

"..."

"..."

"How about cursing back in German?"

"No way!!!!"