There is a tiger sniffing the rose in my heart

It was the first time that I went out alone with my eldest son, and Jinran felt a little excited in his heart—this caused him to be anxious and unable to stop like an ant on a hot pot from the moment he stepped into the airport.

Jinran: "Son, the toilet is on the left, the dining room is on the right, and the lounge is in the middle. Do you want to shush?"

Owen: "Shush before going out."

Jinran: "Oh, it seems to be, but why am I so impulsive—then wait a minute, get familiar with the staff and don't run around, I'll go shush, come back and we'll get the plane tickets."

Owen nodded, walked to the side of the luggage by himself, put the luggage down and sat up on it, rested his chin and turned his little head in a certain direction, and began to observe the crowd around without saying a word - after a few seconds, he felt a The figure stood in front of him, he raised his head slightly in a daze, and the next second he was slapped on the face again.

Owen: "?"

Jinran: "It's nothing, I just want to kiss you."

Owen raised his hand and rubbed his face, a suspicious pink appeared on his tender little face again, he put down his hand, and he looked at Jinran expressionlessly: "...go pee."

Jin Ran: "...Oh."

Looking at Actor Yuan who obediently put on sunglasses, with an idiotic smile on his lips, and erratically ran all the way to the toilet, the crew members behind him shed tears of emotion: Brother Ran, you really look like a child molestor! Abnormal! ! ! ! !

Of course, I am completely unaware of these slanders.

A few minutes later, he floated back with two ice creams that he didn't know where he got them. He stuffed the bigger one to Owen, and kept the smaller one for himself. He stuffed the ice cream into his mouth and licked it twice, looking around cautiously: "Which ticket gate will get the ticket?"

He didn't get a response, he fixed his eyes and found that the staff around him were silently looking at him, he was stunned before he could ask these people what they were looking at, the host took out his mobile phone to enter WeChat, and cut into a certain group In the chat dialog box, put the mobile phone to Jinran's ear, and press the play button with a "snap", at the same time Jiang Chuan's calm voice sounded——

[Look at him, don't let him eat like crazy, "Mysterious Seed 7" was filmed in the middle of the year, how do you want me to explain to the global audience that the 'seed' didn't germinate into a big tree and grow into a fleshy plant? 】Jin Ran: "...Thick meat plant——"

The host clicked another dialogue again, and this time it was Fang Yu's voice——

【Fat again? !Fuck, no matter how fat this melon is, it would be too round for a comedian to talk about cross talk!Xiao Nuo, look at him, I will go to City H tomorrow after following Jiang Chuan's group of photos, before that, don't feed him anything but water! 】Jin Ran: "... When I am a dog——"

In the awkward silence around him, Owen, who was sitting on the suitcase while silently eating ice cream while taking out his mobile phone and crackling, suddenly raised his head: "I checked the succulent plants."

Jin Ran: "Huh?"

Owen: "It's cute."

Jin Ran: "Ah!"

Owen: "It's also really round."

Sincerely: "..."

"Father said, you have to listen to him when you go out," Owen paused, and added, "I'll listen to him, and you should listen to him too."

Sincerely: "..."

Owen moved his eyes down, staring at the ice cream in Jinran's hand: "Throw it away."

Sincerely: "..."

Under the sympathetic eyes of the staff, he threw the ice cream into the trash can with tears in his eyes, turned around, walked back to pick up Owen, and walked towards the ticket queue window with desolate steps... However, when the father and son who had left everyone behind were in a long wait After standing firmly behind the team, at this moment, Owen looked down at the unfinished ice cream in his hand, scooped out the remaining half with a spoon, and brought it to Jinran's mouth.

I was taken aback.

"It's mine," Owen said, "it's not considered disobedient. I forced you. He made trouble for you. Let him come to me."

"..."

Caught off guard like this, Jin Ran was slapped at Gang's son by his other father, opened his mouth contentedly, swallowed the ice cream, hugged Owen tightly, and then was full of thoughts of "this angel!!! Half of my genes!!!!" Filled with such thoughts, he walked to the ticketing counter, before the airport ground staff behind the counter could speak.He already took the lead and said, "This angel has half of my genes."

Airport ground staff: "..."

Owen: "..."

"..." Came back to his senses and said, "I'm sorry, I got too deep into the drama."

The black-haired young man silently took out his ID card, faced the airport ground staff and saw the messy face in the wind after seeing the big characters of Yuan Jinran on his ID card, he held back for a long time: "That was a line from a new movie just now. , more support is welcome in the future.”

Airport ground staff: "..."

Owen: "..."

Jinran: "Hehe."

Putting the issued air ticket into his pocket, he turned around and fled with his son in his arms.

So the staff who had already picked up the tickets and waited outside unexpectedly found that the lightness of their steps was obviously different before Jinran carried Owen to pick up the tickets and after he walked out with the tickets in his arms.

The host took the opportunity to get closer: "Brother Ran, I'm sorry, it's difficult for me—"

Jinran also has a good temper when he is in a good mood: "It's okay, it's okay, I cooperate with your work, the shameless is the child's father and the child's uncle, it has nothing to do with you, how can I blame you?"

"..."

The host took care of the relationship, and realized after a long time that Manager Fang seemed to be Jinran's brother-in-law. He nodded half-understood, and when he came back to his senses, he turned his head and saw Jinran put down Owen and led him away. Walking in the direction of the security check, he hurriedly beckoned other staff members to follow, fearing that if something went wrong, the staff members would be ordered to follow up immediately, and lined up behind Jinran and the others The queue at the security checkpoint.

Apart from being recognized as a celebrity when passing through the security checkpoint, Jin Ran lived in peace.

What was unexpected was that when Owen passed by the testing equipment, the alarm bells rang loudly. At first, Jinran, who was standing on the other side of the security checkpoint waiting for his son, didn't take it seriously. Gold grains and red strings were hung on his body——

Until he watched the security inspector grinningly muttering "Master Yuan, your son is cuter in real life than in the photo" while squatting down to check Owen's pocket, and when he touched something, the security inspector suddenly showed a trace of confusion .

Jinran thought it was not good for a moment in her heart.

Sure enough, in the next second, a black palm gun was pulled out of his four-year-old son's pocket by the security inspector.

Security staff: "!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sincerely: "..."

Owen: "?"

With a dry smile, he stepped forward and hugged Owen, who was slightly frowning and wanted to get the gun back, and dragged him away: "Toys, toys, children are not sensible, and they like to kick a toy on their bodies to pass the time when they go out— —”

"Father said this is not a toy." Owen looked back while laying in Jinran's arms, "I tried a toy gun, it was very light, and it didn't feel like—"

Regardless of the struggle of the child in his arms, he covered Owen's mouth and dragged Owen aside in the messy watching of the airport ground staff——

What followed was a 15-minute tearful "Airport Safety Rules and Prohibited Carry-on Items" knowledge popularization.

After finishing speaking, facing the baby son who seemed to understand but didn't understand, he sighed and pinched his face: "Understood? So, guns are not allowed to be brought on the plane."

Owen thought for a while: "Oh, what about the checked baggage?"

Jin Ran collapsed: "... even consignment is not allowed!!"

After a lot of tossing, Jinran, who was sitting in the waiting hall, glanced at his son sitting next to him with his legs up and looking around, took out his phone, and entered WeChat——

[The male god is me, Yuan Jinran: Fuck your uncle Jiang Chuan! ! ! !Your son brought the gun to the airport in his pocket! !The ground staff at the airport almost didn't call the police! ! ! ! ! ! ! ] After 3 minutes.

[Husband of the comedian: Haha, I saw it. 】

"..."

Jinran put down the phone and took a deep breath.

[The male god is me, Yuan Jinran: If you see it, won't it stop you from fucking doing it on purpose? !You are flouting the Basic Security Law of our country—] [Husband of the comedian: You tell them to put away the things, I will call it a day later and I will send someone to the airport to pick it up. 】【The male god is me, Yuan Jinran: I'm going to be mad at you. 】

[The comedian's husband: Don't be angry, you can't hit me. 】

[The male god is me, Yuan Jinran: Shameless! 】

[The comedian's husband: You teach well. 】