There is a tiger sniffing the rose in my heart

That night, when Jinran thought deeply about how to use the identity of a hamster to kill the imaginary enemy's spare tire, Jiang Chuan applied for a Weibo under Fang Yu's enthusiastic guidance.

Fang Yu went on and on: "I know you have this thing in foreign countries, you must die, you must die, something special... We also have it in China-a certain wave of Weibo! Recently, the proportion of Internet popularity is getting bigger and bigger. , Our company has also begun to pay more attention to this area, with excellent and cheap tools with strong publicity."

Jiang Chuan looked serious: "Cheap ones are not good."

Fang Yu pretended that he didn't hear anything, and continued ignoring Jiang Chuan: "Look at you—basically, the trolls, blacks, and fans on the Internet are all gathered on Weibo—"

Jiang Chuan: "Black?"

Fang Yu: "A wonderful creature, they hate you as if you dug their ancestral grave, attacking from your appearance to your breath—"

Jiang Chuan: "I just said that cheap products are not good."

Fang Yu realized that he shouldn't talk to this guy at all, so he wiped his face and skipped the topic and continued to introduce unswervingly: "So you have to apply for a Weibo, it will be easy to use in the future, and it will be dealt with, your Fans will think that you are so kind and cute... just like Jinran—although this may be a scam at all—or just like Jinran.”

Jiang Chuan: "..."

Sincerely: "..."

Fang Yu: "Tomorrow I will apply for some funds for you to buy hundreds of thousands of zombie fans, and then after you finish Jiang Luocheng's TV series and show your face and become popular, let's buy another few million... But remember not Post things by yourself, show me before posting things, and don’t scold others casually, and—no matter what the content of the private message is, you must never reply in person, this is the rule.”

"why?"

"rule."

"Oh."

Jiang Chuan lowered his head and poked the IPAD screen, absently listening to the manager's babbling and easily accepting all kinds of "rules" that are unreasonable and unreasonable, while he himself looked around on Weibo quite freshly Look, as if he saw something suddenly, he pointed to a passer-by who didn't know where to find it and said: "Mr. Fang, someone here asked if the mysterious person is Yuan Jinran's boyfriend."

"Just call me Brother Fang, I'm older than you." Fang Yu said "ah" and said indifferently, "There are always a lot of people on the Internet who like to fart casually, don't worry about it."

"No, she has reason and evidence," Jiang Chuan read with a serious face, "'Yuan Jinran has been in the entertainment industry for so many years and has not even had any scandals. If he is not good, he is gay. Agree with my like'-like is What? The thumb? I tap it and it lights up—"

Fang Yu exploded in an instant: "...What are you doing! Cancel it for me! Forget it, I will register another account for you. It won't work anymore. Damn it, it's a good thing you haven't applied for Huang V authentication yet!"

Jiang Chuan pointed to the bright thumb: "But many people have ordered it."

Fang Yu yelled: "Take your finger away! What are you swipe and pull!"

Sincerely: "..."

Jiang Chuan tilted his head and asked, "So Yuan Jinran really likes men?"

Sincerely: "..."

"..." Fang Yu was silent for a moment, then looked at Jiang Chuan with the eyes of an alien, and asked, "Who is this? Do you believe that you know her anyway... There is no such kind of confusion in foreign social software people?"

"I don't know, I don't have time to surf the Internet." Jiang Chuan said, "What is a person who stirs up water?"

"You'll know later," Fang Yu snatched the IPAD back, "Don't look at it."

"You haven't told me my account password..."

"For your personal safety, I decided not to tell you."

"But that's my number..."

"You still belong to the company!" Manager Fang frowned, "What's wrong with asking for your Weibo account!"

Jiang Chuan thought for a while and didn't think there was any loophole in Fang Yu's words, so he simply stopped struggling, stood up and poured some rat food for his hamster and changed it for fresh water. Just squatting by the food bowl and looking up at him—the hamster and the human looked at each other affectionately for about 30 seconds. After a while, the hamster saw his master's thin lips slightly opened, and sighed after saying "Ah!" Fat, you can eat so much, I can't afford to support you."

Sincerely: "..."

Jiang Chuan: "Eat less, look at your face."

Sincerely: "..."

"You can let it out every night and let it go for food and exercise to lose weight. If it really has the IQ of a six-year-old child, maybe it will come back and knock on the door the next morning," Fang Yu said on WeChat tonight. The information here was told to the company's senior management, and he said in a very sarcastic tone, "Isn't this how all mice are raised?"

Sincerely: "..."

Pooh, your rats are so raised!

When he looked up, he saw Jiang Chuan really showing a thoughtful expression—as if he was really thinking about the feasibility of this matter, but after a while, he shook his head again: "No, there is a baby raised upstairs. cat."

"Maybe it doesn't eat hamsters."

"What if I eat it?"

"It's bad luck for your hamster." Fang Yu said very irresponsibly, and after a moment of silence in the room, Fang Yu suddenly closed the lid of the IPAD and said, "It's done."

Jiang Chuan: "What?"

"You offended the reporter today," Fang Yu said, "The company hired someone from the 'G City Entertainment Morning Post' reporter tomorrow. Proposal, starting from the reporter breaking into Jinran's ward and trying to disturb his family, let the natural water army bombard those idiots—by the way, before you are hacked by those waking up Yuji, Hurry up and publicize your image of a freshman in the entertainment industry who is not afraid of tigers."

"People believe what they say?"

"Although people nowadays like to watch all kinds of entertainment gossip and gossip," Fang Yu said, "but when a pile of stereotyped gossip is placed in front of them, if a positive energy suddenly emerges, then such a The energy will explode, and it will be out of control-human nature is good, that's the reason."

"Oh," Jiang Chuan nodded, "I don't understand."

"I don't expect you to understand, foreign friend."

While Fang Yu was talking, at this moment, the mobile phone in his waist pocket rang - he took it out and looked at the notification of the caller, his calm face suddenly seemed to have taken rat poison, and he answered the phone Fang Yu's tone was even worse, first he said "Hello" very unceremoniously and didn't report his family name, and waited for the other party to say something, Fang Yu's originally ugly face could be said to have become clouded, and he cursed "Those bastards," added impatiently, "I'll do my best when I know it," and hung up the phone impatiently.

Jiang Chuan shook his wrist, and shook the dangling hamster dangling from his finger back to the thick sawdust on the cage. When the hamster fell on its belly, he withdrew his hand from the hamster cage. , turned to look at Fang Yu—as expected, seeing Fang Yu's face was not very good-looking and said: "It's Jiang Luocheng."

Jiang Chuan blinked.

On the sawdust, the hamster, which had turned its stomach happily and kicked its paws, stopped twisting. It turned over and climbed up with a serious face.

Fang Yu said: "Jiang Luocheng called to say hello to us. The investor said that he could wait for Jinran for a few days to see if he can wake up. They couldn’t join the group right away, so they intentionally wanted to change the leading actor—everything is almost ready, and it would be a waste of money to delay it for one more day.”

Sincerely: "..."

Although I feel complicated when I hear such news, it can be regarded as expected at least - it is most obvious in the entertainment circle that people leave tea to cool off. Hundreds of thousands or even millions, every household is discussing him, feeling sorry for him, fans are even heartbroken and heartbroken because of this...

But life goes on, and no one stops there.

The TV drama investor asked to prepare for a replacement, and this is just the beginning—there will be movies, commercial endorsements, and various commercial performance appointments, and I believe that they will come to his agency one after another to discuss countermeasures , Those who make a replacement will pay the price difference and replace them, and those who are unwilling to make a replacement will directly cancel the cooperation project.

After a few months, there will be fewer and fewer people discussing "Yuan Jinran".

In about a year, I am afraid no one will mention him again.

At the most, someone would say anywhere on his birthday or death day: Yuan Jinran, what a pity.

By that time, although "Yuan Jinran" may still be breathing with the aid of the hospital's instruments, he is actually dead.

The hamster in the cage was quiet for a while, then turned around decisively and jumped into the food bowl to start eating melon seeds. Jiang Chuan stretched out his hand and rubbed its ears. Seeing that the hamster was hiding away in disgust again, he withdrew his hand.

Fang Yu said with a dark face: "Let me take you there tomorrow and re-audit."

Jiang Chuan nodded and said, "Okay."

Fang Yu stood up and told Jiang Chuan to pick him up at [-]:[-] tomorrow morning. He would first go to the company to hand over and claim the work, then go to Jiang Luocheng's place in the afternoon, and then go back... Jiang Chuan moved a chair and lay down in front of the hamster cage to stare. After looking at my hamster for a while, I found that it was crying wildly while eating melon seeds, the hair on its cheeks was wet, and its cheeks were still chewing food quickly...

Jiang Chuan: "Why are you wet again... Is there something wrong with your eyes?"

Jinran rolled his eyes at him, turned around, with his butt facing him, and continued to gnaw on the vegetable ring in his hand.

After a while, I felt a light poke on my ass.

Jin Ran shook her butt, but still did not turn around.

After a long time, he heard the man behind him sigh helplessly: "Don't cry, let's take you out to play tomorrow."

The hamster stopped chewing food, its ears pricked up, and its neckless head slowly turned back a little bit.

The buttocks were poked again—this time with greater force, the ball-like hamster was staggered forward, and at the same time, the person behind him said lightly: "Go and see my audition, do you want to go? Hesitate for three seconds Time, one...two..."

"..."

The hamster was silent for a second, then decisively threw away the vegetable circle it was holding in its hand. Before the sound of "three" sounded, the hamster turned around and hugged the owner's finger, rubbing it with dog's legs.