There is a tiger sniffing the rose in my heart

Jin Ran's guess is bold and bizarre.

After he tentatively yelled "Daughter-in-law" to a cat, Uncle Jiang Chuan didn't kick in the door and picked him up and asked if he was sick and falsely recognized his wife. Only one cat fell silent. The expression on the face is clear: Are you sick and you can call anything a daughter-in-law if you see it.

This expression is so vivid and three-dimensional that I really think that this tabby cat is his wife.

At this time, as if to verify its guess, the cat meowed twice after all kinds of silence, as if to admit what Jin Ran said.

"..."

Jinran put down the tablet and calmed down for a few seconds. I didn't expect that after being thundered by my father for a round, I was thundered by my son again before I had time to catch my breath. When I looked down at the tablet again, I found that the cat was already sitting on the computer in an upright manner. Sitting down in front of him, he was staring at himself with his ears down... He asked tentatively, "Then, Brother Chuan?"

The cat's ears trembled, and it lifted its paw to poke on the tablet, and then saw the words "Go to work every day" popped out of the dialog box, wondering if Jiang Chuan suddenly brought his own Meow Planet At this time, he saw the cat on the other side of the screen showing an angry expression visible to the naked eye-don't ask him why he knew that it was an angry expression, as if he knew that the cat probably Nine looks like Jiang Chuan, he just knows it.

And as a member of the great team of "I once accidentally turned into an animal", Jinran got the cat's annoyance almost immediately. He tried to re-spell the four words that the cat typed out, first Write the letters in the order of "rrsb", and then get a conclusion based on the order of the keyboard letters of the Apple system: what the cat actually wants to knock out with its paws should be "ran", which is the pinyin of the word "ran".

It is calling him.

The one opposite is really Jiang Chuan.

This guy ran to Wang Mo's cat, and the first thing he did after waking up and accepting that he had become a feline was to find a tablet and try to contact Jinran.

After reaching such a conclusion through a series of reasoning, Ran Ran fell into a long time of contemplation—during this period, he couldn't stop the corners of his lips from twitching, just because he was in an extremely complicated mood: looking at the serious face on the other side of the screen and staring helplessly. His own cat, for the first time since he woke up, he had the urge to smile.

——No matter what Jiang Chuan has become, now knowing that this guy is still by his side as a conscious organism, this alone can give Jinran great comfort.

"Brother Chuan, why did you end up on Wang Mo's cat? I don't know how to do it. I also said that if you don't wake up, I will buy a hamster and maybe I can buy you..."

After hearing what the black-haired young man said, the cat paused for a moment and showed a reminiscing expression, obviously trying to recall what it was like when he bought the hamster Ah Fei back——while thinking of the crowded jar After seeing the same fur and how "casual" it was when he picked Ah Fei out, it restrained the expression of memory, and the disgust returned to its face again.

Maintaining a complicated mood, he carefully picked up the tablet, lowered his voice, worried that Fang Yu outside the ward would hear him talking to himself while holding the tablet, and would be aggressive towards a cat calling "husband". Contact the doctor to transfer him to the psychiatric department... At this time, the cat on the other side of the video stretched its neck and "meowed" twice, then raised its paw, and quickly pawed at its head. , looked at its strange movements carefully, and replied very naturally and self-taught: "My wound has been sutured and the bleeding has stopped, and I am fine now."

The cat lowered its paws, put the pink pads on the video head and quickly touched them.

Jinran touched his chin: "Do you think I'm so smart that I can understand what you're talking about right away? Do you feel so moved that I can recognize who you are right away?"

Jiang Chuan: "Meow."

Jinran: "You were not so smart back then, I sent you countless fucking signals, and you thought I was a hamster with the IQ of a five-year-old child, do you think you don't love me?"

Jiang Chuan: "..."

Are you sick, and I knew you very well at that time, who was equivalent to a corpse?

The tabby cat raised its paws and lazily stretched out its small tongue to lick its fur. By the way, it contemptuously squinted at the black-haired young man from the corners of its eyes. The latter sighed and hugged the tablet, always feeling that he had a lot of things to say to Jiang Chuan. At this moment, I couldn't figure out a clue, so I could only say in fragments: "Compared to caring about me, you should care more about yourself, your soul is out of your body..."

The cat showed another helpless expression.

Jinran rubbed his chin: "So it's not like this kind of thing won't happen. You didn't believe me when I told you that I was Ah Fei. You see, I've been punished now! Just think about it, except for me , how could there be a second person in this world who loves you so much..."

The helpless expression on the cat's face subsided. It opened its mouth and let out a heavy breath. There was obvious dislike in its blue pupils.

It is obviously unwilling to continue to listen to the black-haired young man talking about something, so he lowered his head and typed on the keyboard——

[Pink, I am in the story but I am]

Sincerely: "Leave a punctuation mark."

Jiang Chuan: "..."

Jinran: "Just kidding."

Jinran took his mobile phone and fumbled for it, and translated it to Jiang Chuan, knowing what he wanted to say: stop talking nonsense, tell me how to change back.

"Come back, it's a bit difficult to handle, when I came back, I committed suicide—"

Before Jinran could finish his words, Jiang Chuan let out an angry "Aww" over there, as if Jinran had killed his family's Ah Fei. I just thought about it to myself: "However, this method does not have any scientific basis, so I don't recommend that you commit suicide by jumping off a building... You smashed Doraemon to a pulp, and Wang Mo may never recover from it."

Jinran paused suddenly: "Brother Chuan, I'm still a little concerned about how you got onto Wang Mo's cat. To be honest, if you never forget it, there will be echoes. You won't be for that kid—"

I can't finish my words.

Because he saw the tabby cat with an angry expression that was still visible to the naked eye, he directly cut off the video chat function.

Sincerely: "..."

It's as if he never knew he had a hobby of eating melon seeds before he became a hamster. According to the natural theory, Jiang Chuan should be busy being shocked by his arrogance and bad temper at the moment.

Jinran took out the tablet and typed to the opposite side——

[Baby, don't make trouble, I'll just ask casually, of course I know you only have me in your heart, okay.Do you think you are the only one having a hard time?No, you at least have someone to shovel your shit, and I am alone, facing your unconscious body in the hospital. The most frightening thing is, do you know who is guarding your unconscious body?Your father, during the 15 minutes when I visited you, every second was forced by your father to shoot me unconscious and go next to you, and it will be over...] After Jin Ran burst into tears, the video was captured reopened.

When the furry face occupied the entire screen again, he stared at the pair of blue cat eyes, and said solemnly: "The first time we met, your father didn't greet me directly, and asked me directly if I couldn't do business for expensive ironware." What do you think about the matter of adding bricks and tiles to give birth to a little pheasant brother?"

Jiang Chuan: "..."

Jinran: "I really want to take off my pants and tell him that I am a hermaphrodite."

Jiang Chuan: "..."

Jinran: "However, it's useless, I only have one chirp... It's worth mentioning that when I was in dire straits, you were lying beside me with indifference, as if the whole thing It doesn't seem to have much to do with you."

I would like to hold the tablet computer and read to the tabby cat, as if I finally had a chance to say what I couldn't finish in my previous life and this life, "You wake up quickly and I will come out for you. Why did you become a fucking cat?" Incident" appeared at an average frequency of once every 2 minutes...

Just when Jinran repeated this sentence for the eighth time, he heard the "kick, tap, tap" sound of slippers on the wooden floor when humans were walking, and the tabby cat pricked up its ears and answered. In an instant, the black-haired young man's thoughts came to an abrupt end——

So after Wang Mo stepped into the living room, before he could stand still, he saw a cat on the sofa, and a person on the tablet next to the cat, with the same disgust and indifference of "Why are you here?" He looked at himself with both eyes.

Wang Mo looked blank: "...Ran, Brother Ran?"

I respectfully agreed.

Wang Mo: "...What are you doing? No, why are you here? No, why did you start the video? No, you are videoing with my cat? Really? Are you not filming? Why are you so free... Oh shit , Brother Ran, where did you act today, the bandages on your head caught up with the mummy..."

Wang Mo leaned over while talking, stared at the tablet for a while with a blank expression, and then sighed: "Wow, foreign countries are foreign countries, big productions, even things like wounds are extraordinarily realistic, the blood It's definitely not paint--"

"It's my fucking blood, of course it's real." Jin Ran said calmly, "The evil capitalism is not reliable, and the moon in foreign countries is not so round. If you can live to film a movie today, you should be sympathetic to the motherland's blood." Thank you Dade for the film and television security - when I was filming a naval battle, the model had an accident, and Jiang Chuan and I were detained under the model of several hundred kilograms, and now Jiang Chuan is still in a coma-"

Wang Mo's face was blank for a few seconds.

Then it was severely distorted by the huge amount of information in Jinran's plain words.

"How is it possible, there is no news in the country—"

"I know that everyone is still jumping up and down for the guy who failed in stock trading, and is immersed in the aftertaste of my coming out."

"..."

"I'm in the hospital right now, and I'm so bored, Wang Mo, do you want to come and see me?" Jin Ran crossed her legs, sat still like an old lady, and asked.

Wang Mo managed to calm down his surprise. After thinking for a while, he suddenly showed a cautious expression and asked, "...Brother Ran, did you see the WeChat message I sent you earlier?"

"I see, but I'm not fucking looking for you for sex, don't be afraid, big straight man—my wife is lying on the hospital bed, I have such a conscience that I won't consider changing her for the time being." Said Jin Ran, "I just Suddenly, I feel a little hit with your Doraemon, and I can't wait to touch its smooth fur and soft pads, can you bring it to see me?"

Wang Mo nodded subconsciously first, and then he caught a glimpse of a script he was about to memorize on the table from the corner of his eye, and slapped his forehead: "...No bro, my latest schedule——"

"It's fine if you don't come, as long as the cat comes." Jin Ran sat up a little more straight, licked her lower lip, "Let me raise it for a few days, and I'll treat it well."

Wang Mo looked down at his cat.

He found that his cat was looking at him with Jiang Chuan's eyes.

Wang Mo: "Son, are you going?"

The tabby cat raised its paw, and slapped Wang Mo's chin with one paw. While Wang Mo was covering his chin and screaming in pain, he backed away. The face is not big or small' and 'Why don't I leave you if I have the opportunity to go abroad for further study and change to such a handsome shit-shoveler'——Wow, Wang Mo, your cat has a bad temper. A ruthless thing who is in dire straits with his father and who he doesn't care about."