There is a tiger sniffing the rose in my heart

After Jiang Chuan woke up, he felt something was wrong almost as soon as he opened his eyes.

First of all, he at least thought he should wake up in the hospital—unless his dad made a fuss and wanted to send him back to the country... Although he didn't think his condition was serious, he was knocked on the head, but Compared with Jinran's disturbing blood flow, Jiang Chuan thought that he had a mild concussion at best.

A slight concussion, which is obviously not a big deal-if you figure out what kind of business he was originally in, then everything will be easy to appear calm, for example, if one day a bullet passes directly through his forehead, Or the bullet directly blew his head to pieces, that would be a big event.

When Jiang Chuan opened his eyes, he keenly caught the strange breath in the air. He looked around, and then found that not only the breath surrounding him made him feel strange, but even the decoration style was not the one he liked. Tapestries, furry carpets, furry sofas and furry cushions, the overwhelming furry decoration made him frown subconsciously, thinking who secretly bought a house on the island and decorated it with this virtue and had the guts to put him " Invite" to come over, and soon his attention was drawn to another problem: now he was lying on his side on a sofa cushion.

——There is nothing wrong with this posture.

The problem is that with his height and weight, it is difficult to even lie on the entire single sofa, let alone on the cushions placed on a single sofa.

After a moment of silence, the man raised his head and looked around again, and then he found that all the electrical furniture around him looked more than twice as large as usual, and even things like TVs seemed huge.

Jiang Chuan calmly lowered his head to look at his hands, and then he found that he was facing a pair of white paws - neat white short hairs with beautiful ginger tabby short hairs... When Jiang Chuan tried to move his fingers , he found that the flesh pad hidden under the white hair was lifted, and then, the sharp claws that were originally hidden were revealed.

Jiang Chuan had only seen this kind of hardware on cats.

He raised his head, was silent for three seconds, and then sneezed slightly——

First of all, he found that he didn't really like cats, which were slimy and had fleas in their fur.

Second, he also found himself... turned into a cat.

At this time, he couldn't help but think of the story of "Hamster Repaying Grace" that his daughter-in-law has always been obsessed with and is very interested in. The beginning of the story begins with "Yuan Jinran" falling into a coma, having the hamster "A Fei", and ending with the hamster "A Fei". " disappeared, but "Yuan Jinran" woke up from a coma.

Jiang Chuan: "..."

……Oh, right.

So, that fat hamster would always lie on the cage and squeeze his face into a big cake to look out when he was changing clothes. Was he taking advantage?

So, is it really possible that Sid is Xiao Hei, the mistress he personally found for his wife as the master?

Therefore, he always mocked Jinran confidently when he told the story and did not forget to include Sid in the scene, and often used this to lose his temper and then fucked him to the point of convincing, basically slapping himself in the face?

So it wasn't accidental that the hamster used his body to catch the egg when he was being smashed?

So, picky eaters love to run around, and in the end they simply disappeared without saying goodbye.

...Ah, that idiot.

Why not make it clear.

"..."

The cat squatting on the mat lifted its paws and rubbed its face, not wanting to admit how bad its attitude was.

Regarding the stories that Jinran told, he has always maintained a dubious attitude, in fact, he still listens to a lively story.

But today, God, the old man seems to have proved one thing to him with facts: no matter how absurd something sounds, as long as it comes from his wife's mouth, it is right.

Jiang Chuan felt a little unbelievable that he had turned into a cat. He stood up and wanted to walk around twice to calm down. When he jumped lightly from the mat to the carpet, he found that the back of his buttocks Something was shaking, and when he turned his head, he found a furry and soft-looking thing, which was his tail.

He actually has a tail.

Jiang Chuan stared at his tail for a long time as if obsessed, and found that he had the urge to chase his tail—until he twisted his head, and accidentally saw the stupid staring staring stiff body in the mirror. cat……

Jiang Chuan forcibly drew his attention away from his tail. At this moment, he found a picture frame of a person on the TV cabinet——

It helps him know where he is right now...

After making up his mind to look at the photos, he jumped up and jumped onto the TV cabinet with agility from the carpet again. At this time, he heard the jingling of the bell again, and he raised his head vigilantly. Looking around, he found that the sound came from the ridiculous bell on his neck. The man felt that the existence of this bell looked like someone's pet, so he took off the collar with his claws without hesitation. .

When he was squatting on the TV cabinet, raising his paws to fiddle with the bell around his neck, the door was suddenly pushed open from the outside, and a loud voice that said it was familiar or not, or strange or not unfamiliar—

"I said you people are really gossips. One or two cornered me to ask about Brother Ran's affairs. Is there any mistake? Where do you have the confidence to think that I know more than you?"

The cat squatting on the TV set its ears up and turned its head as if hearing the key words.

The sharp eyes made Wang Mo, who was walking into the living room while making a phone call, stunned, and even his growling voice suddenly stopped—at this time, the person on the other side of the phone probably asked him what was wrong, and he first lowered his head hesitantly He took a serious look at his cat, and after reaching out to touch its head but was dodged in disgust, he said blankly to the phone: "It's nothing, my Doraemon's eyes today seem to be caught by Jiang Chuan. As if dead...I shouldn't have shown Jiang Chuan's TV series to it yesterday."

Jiang Chuan: "..."

How could someone name their cat Doraemon these days.

In the extreme contempt and disgust for Wang Mo, Jiang Chuan, who is a cat, let out a "meow" and was picked up by Wang Mo and hugged him in his arms, leaving aside the various struggles he refused to cooperate in the process , he has been listening to Wang Mo's phone call with his ears up——

"You're a banana split with iced green tea, but Brother Ran didn't tell me who he's targeting, okay? The reporters have been annoying me to death these days, can you let me go? I don't even dare to Weibo Come on, drink a glass of water and take a picture, and some netizens can see that the other person reflected in the water glass is Brother Ran—I’m going to go, why is the reflection of Brother Ran on the other side of the world filming on my water glass? I want to invite Taoist priests are here to do it! My house is haunted!!!!!!”

Jiang Chuan: "..."

Wang Mo: "—Me?! Do you suspect it's me? Seriously? Wang Cancan, are you fucking out of your mind? Can Brother Ran take a fancy to someone like me?...Yes, yes, of course, if I can. "

A woman's trembling laughter came from the other side of the phone.

What did the man say again? Wang Mo narrowed his eyes slightly: "It shouldn't be Jiang Chuan either..."

Wang Mo looked at the cat squatting on his knee and stood up.

Wang Mo: "Girl, what I say is reasonable and well-founded, think about it, if Brother Ran likes Jiang Chuan, why does he look down on me?"

Wang Mo was slapped severely by the cat squatting on his knee.

Wang Mo "wow" threw the cat on the ground while holding the cat by its neck. The cat turned its head steadily and bared its teeth at him and growled like a threat.

Doraemon is possessed by Godzilla.

After Wang Mo hung up the phone, he began to browse Weibo——Jiang Chuan found that these young stars have the same interests and hobbies. Except for filming, most of the time they are willing to slump on the sofa and watch gossip online. Don't do it, and as colleagues, they are more keen to watch all kinds of gossip about their colleagues than ordinary netizens, and while watching, they also read their own opinions and opinions, such as——

"'Jiang Luocheng's new film has officially started shooting, and the new heroine Li Mingrui has been adopted, and a generation of Xinjiang girls will be born soon'... Wow, what a bold tone, Jiang Luocheng is so cautious, can't he be warming up his new film? ?”

……

"Chen Laosan cheated... Impossible, impossible, even men all over the world can't cheat on this guy?..."

……

"The im company's board of directors talked about Yuan Jinran coming out of the closet, and the high-level executives expressed their support for Yuan Jinran to the end: a person who has done nothing wrong can't be called a person with problems.... Luocheng is really good, with humanistic feelings, he just packed up and went to im company Let's just eat and drink..."

While watching the news, Wang Mo thought about it, and felt the cat sitting on his knee impatiently jumped onto the back of the sofa and looked down at his mobile phone screen. At this time, he seemed to remember something, and exited the news interface. After entering WeChat, I found a profile picture that was arranged in the front, opened it, and typed with the tip of my tongue——

[Brother Ran, how are you doing?Did the filming go well?I was so ecstatic with being blocked by reporters, everyone wanted to get some gossip about you from my mouth... just now Wang Cancan called me and asked me if your underground lover was me, he asked seriously, like a banana boat , 2333333333333333333] [You can consider me if you break up with that person. 】

Wang Mo sent the WeChat message with a smile, put down the phone and suddenly felt a chill in the back of his neck, turned his head, and looked at a pair of piercing blue eyes. There was a murderous look in the blue cat eyes.

Wang Mo: "...Son, did you take the wrong medicine today?"

Jiang Chuan raised his paw, and was about to slap this little three face again. At this time, the mobile phone on Wang Mo's lap made a clear "ding" sound: it was the sound of important hot news.

[The identity of the person who jumped from the building at the press conference of Yuan Jinran was announced]

One person and one cat were taken aback.

Wang Mo obviously felt that the cat squatting on the upper right of him also stretched its neck and looked over, as if he could understand human beings... Stretched out his hand and pushed it away, the furry His head came up together reluctantly, so after repeated entanglements, Wang Mo finally gave up and continued to fight with his cat, and clicked on the news obediently, so he saw a long piece of news, the content of which is summarized as follows of--

You bastard internet mobs!

See? Yuan Jinran is innocent!

The one who jumped off the building at his press conference was the investor who reported that the stock market plummeted and killed his whole family some time ago. It has nothing to do with Yuan Jinran being gay!

That is a real psychologically distorted patient with an extremely normal personality orientation! (like some of you)

He just wanted to find a place with a lot of people and jump off the building!

Who told you all to join in the fun?

Thank you for returning the title of murderer!

Apologize!

Apologize!

Apologize!

Apologize to Yuan Jinran!

"...Wow," Wang Mo sighed, "This news report is so emotionally written."

Jiang Chuan: "... Meow."