Jiang Chuan turned around, stared at the upturned belly of the hamster lying on the ground for a while, recalled the way of distinguishing male and female hamsters from the Internet, and after confirming the guy's gender, he relaxed slightly. After taking a breath, he finally showed a satisfied expression, and subconsciously wanted to reach out to grab it out of the glass jar, but at the first second when he stretched out his hand, he retracted as if remembering something, and turned around with no expression on his face He ordered the owner of the pet shop: "Catch it out, and give me a cage, and give me everything the hamster needs, all the best."
When the owner of the pet shop heard that a local tyrant had come, he immediately agreed to catch that silly hamster who didn't know what he had done in his previous life, but before he could let go, he heard the silent hamster behind him. The bear kid's mother suddenly yelled: "Wait!"
Jiang Chuan and the owner of the pet shop turned their heads at the same time.
The corpse-like hamster sat up startled in the dying state.
But at this moment, under the watchful eyes of three pairs of eyes, I saw the middle-aged woman who was still carrying a vegetable basket pushed her bear child forward, held her head high and said, "This hamster is my son's first son!" You like it, sir, you can choose another one!"
Seeing his mother speak, the child also raised his chest in exactly the same way: "That's right! I have my eye on this mouse first! Uncle, you can't bully the child, choose another one!"
Jiang Chuan frowned slightly, staring at the mother and child in front of him for a while, and then turned his head to look at the owner of the pet shop who was at a loss and didn't know what to do. The boss felt as if someone lit a fire behind his back, his whole back was about to be ignited, and cold sweat was streaming down his face, but he could only bite the bullet and say, "This gentleman, it is indeed like this—— This aunt took a fancy to this hamster before you came..."
"WHAT? WHAT'STHEFUCK?" The mouse in the glass tank began to jump again, "Sister, you are very reasonable, but I didn't say I agree, did I say I agree to go with this brat? Look at this Who has the right to buy a hamster with a face that looks like a serial killer of small animals? Do you have the right to a mouse?!!!!"
But at this time, Jiang Chuan didn't pay attention to the mouse that was bouncing around anxiously in the glass tank with round eyes, Jiang Chuan just patiently listened to the boss who came first. Later, the order was clarified—even under the desperate gaze of Jin Ran, he nodded like a good baby, and said calmly, "I see."
He took a breath of cold air.
The owner of the pet shop was slightly taken aback.
Will this work?
It seems that he didn't expect the man in front of him to be so reasonable. The owner of the pet shop was letting out a sigh of relief that the matter had been resolved, but he saw the man turn sideways and glance at the price tag above the hamster cage. Seeing him pause for a while, he said the second half of the sentence: "I offer one hundred, and this hamster sells me."
Pet shop owner: "..."
The bear kid's mother: "..."
Bear child: "Why - no! How rich is it? You give a hundred, and I will give a thousand! Ten thousand! One hundred thousand! Mom!!!"
Jiang Chuan wasn't angry, but he didn't pay attention to him either. He just looked at the bear and said to his mother, "I will compensate you another 100 yuan for mental damage."
Pet shop owner: "..."
Bear kid: "No! Is it amazing to be rich! Mom, tell him that you are rich too—"
The bear kid's mother: "Boss, hurry up and grab me any one. I'm still in a hurry to sell vegetables - the cage delivered it, right? Let me tell you that I won't pay an extra penny for other things, this one Sir, you have to keep your word. It is very difficult for me to let go of this hamster. My son will probably hate me for a day because of this, so the mental damage fee of 100 yuan is unavoidable..."
Jiang Chuan raised the corners of his lips slightly and nodded.
So 5 minutes later, the middle-aged woman held the vegetable basket in one hand and the ear of her crying son in the other hand. The mother and son stumbled out of the pet store. Rotten plastic cages, the kind that hold Brazilian tortoises.
Jin Ran leaned on the glass wall to watch the mother and son leave, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart. Today's encounter must be an extremely important lesson for the child. From then on, he will realize the importance of money, and even understand the importance of money even if Even the beloved thing that is about to be obtained will be lost directly because of money, and this society is so cruel, so distorted and so ruthless...
but--
Fuck him.
From today, he has been the hamster of Jiangchuan's house, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Jin Ran shook her round buttocks, and when the owner of the pet shop reached into the glass tank, he opened his arms to meet him, and when he jumped into the palm of the owner of the pet shop, he heard clearly Then he said to the man behind him: "Sir, you have a good eye. For some reason, this hamster is quite a family member. Look at this chubby body, which is much fatter than other hamsters. It must be a hamster that can only eat and sleep. What a gentle hamster!"
Jiang Chuan: "Oh."
Sincerely: "..."
That's enough, compliments are fine, don't fucking attack Lao Tzu's figure - I think my figure is very good, as cute as it can be.
The owner of the pet shop handed the hamster to Jiang Chuan——Jiang Chuan struggled a bit, and reached out to take it in front of him. However, his paw quickly crawled from the hand of the pet shop owner to Jiang Chuan's palm. In order to show his friendliness, he stretched out his paw to hug his thumb and rubbed his head rather like a dog.
The owner of the pet shop was amazed: "Sir, you deserved to spend a lot of money to buy it from someone else. This hamster is destined for you!"
Jiang Chuan: "I don't feel it."
"..." The owner of the pet shop smiled stiffly, "Why don't you feel it, otherwise you wouldn't have paid so much for it—"
Jiang Chuan: "I'm just not used to it."
Pet shop owner: "Huh?"
Jiang Chuan: "The things I like are taken away by others, and so on."
The man's words fell, and Jinran, who was lying on his hand, clearly saw the pet shop owner's knees tremble—he guessed that at that moment just now, this stingy little brother was either trying to kick Jiang Chuan. Either he wants to kneel down for him... Of course, the latter is more likely. After all, when Jiang Chuan is silent, he doesn't look like a good person who will say "it's okay" after being kicked.
After purchasing a hamster, the next step is to purchase various daily necessities for the hamster.
Because Jiang Chuan said he wanted the best, he became the tallest, richest and handsomest among rats. Just after his rebirth, he took the first important step in a rat's life: owning a private villa.
The private villa has three floors, the top floor has a nest for mice to sleep in, which is filled with cotton; the second floor has a small swing, a food bowl, and an external bathroom; At the bottom, there is a floor that can be pulled out for changing and washing, as well as an external water bottle, a seesaw for mice to play with, drilling toys that mice like to drill, and various small toys such as molar stones.
Jiang Chuan absently listened to the boss's introduction, and only after the boss finished the introduction, he asked a very constructive question. He pointed to the red and blue villas, which obviously had exactly the same internal structure, and asked seriously: "What's the difference between red and blue?"
The boss was silent for three seconds, and then replied with a serious face: "The difference lies in whether the male hamster you bought lives in it with a look of lovelessness or a look of joy."
Jiang Chuan: "What if it's a gay rat?"
Pet shop owner: "..."
Jiang Chuan: "Just kidding."
Pet shop owner: "..."
The gay rat squatting in the man's palm silently rubbed his knees. At this moment, he felt that his whole level had dropped, and he was thrown on the table by Jiang Chuan——rolled and crawled on the table Woke up, before Jinran had time to realize what it meant, he heard his "gold master" say generously: "Choose by yourself."
Pet shop owner: "Oh, sir, you are overestimating the IQ of the hamster, and it won't listen to you when you say it—"
Before he finished speaking, he saw the fat hamster crawling into the blue villa twisting its buttocks.
Jiang Chuan: "I heard that Totoro has the IQ of a six-year-old child."
Pet store owner: "Huh?...it's a hamster."
Jiang Chuan: "Is it good to choose a house without listening to the password?"
Pet shop owner: "..."
Jiang Chuan: "It's the IQ of a six-year-old child."
The owner of the pet shop wiped his face: "You can do whatever you say...I'll get you some bath sand, the bath sand is changed every three to four days, [-] grams each time, and the dirt inside is cleaned every day during the period The rat food looks like it’s pouring, what you bought is milk tea, it’s made of special food for dwarf mice, imported from Germany, just pour it after you’re done eating—it won’t die, the IQ of a six-year-old kid!”
Sincerely: "..."
I don't know why, the hamster who was squatting in the villa and trying to climb to the second floor from the ventilation pipe on all fours, always felt that he was being ridiculed when he heard the words of the pet shop owner... I don't know if it was an illusion.
Turning his head to see that Jiang Chuan had a dull expression, he nodded numbly, and Jin Ran also let go of his heart, and continued to climb up to the second floor—to be honest, since it is still a young mouse, the ventilation pipe is a bit awkward. It's crowded, it's hard to imagine how hard it would be for him to climb to the second floor to have a meal or climb to the third floor to sleep when he was an adult.
When he managed to move his chubby body out of the ventilation pipe, paralyzed on the board on the second floor and swore silently that he would die on the second floor in his life and never go anywhere, he heard Jiang Chuan's sign Sex's indifferent voice sounded again: "What's its name?"
The owner of the pet shop was happy: "Customer, you are joking. There is such a big tank of hamsters in our store. I don't have time to pick them up one by one. Besides, even if I have the spare time to name them, I might pick them up today." Well, I was given by other hamsters the night before—"
Jiang Chuan: "Shut up."
The pet shop owner shut up.
So at this moment, in the silent pet shop, the man standing outside the blue hamster villa finally refocused his eyes on the mouse he "snatched" from the bear boy by "spending a lot of money" just now—— Staring at the hamster stretched out in front of the rice bowl on the second floor, slumped into a piece of hamster skin, and persistently stretching out its paws to pick out melon seeds from the rice bowl, he was silent for a moment.
About ten seconds later, Jiang Chuan said, "Then call me Ah Fei."
The hamster who was stuffing melon seeds into his mouth paused, turned his head, and looked blankly at the handsome face outside the villa: Ah Fei?who?
Jiang Chuan: "Fat, are the melon seeds delicious?"
Sincerely: "?"
Jiang Chuan: "Boss, bring me another box of melon seeds."
Sincerely: "..."
When the owner of the pet shop heard that a local tyrant had come, he immediately agreed to catch that silly hamster who didn't know what he had done in his previous life, but before he could let go, he heard the silent hamster behind him. The bear kid's mother suddenly yelled: "Wait!"
Jiang Chuan and the owner of the pet shop turned their heads at the same time.
The corpse-like hamster sat up startled in the dying state.
But at this moment, under the watchful eyes of three pairs of eyes, I saw the middle-aged woman who was still carrying a vegetable basket pushed her bear child forward, held her head high and said, "This hamster is my son's first son!" You like it, sir, you can choose another one!"
Seeing his mother speak, the child also raised his chest in exactly the same way: "That's right! I have my eye on this mouse first! Uncle, you can't bully the child, choose another one!"
Jiang Chuan frowned slightly, staring at the mother and child in front of him for a while, and then turned his head to look at the owner of the pet shop who was at a loss and didn't know what to do. The boss felt as if someone lit a fire behind his back, his whole back was about to be ignited, and cold sweat was streaming down his face, but he could only bite the bullet and say, "This gentleman, it is indeed like this—— This aunt took a fancy to this hamster before you came..."
"WHAT? WHAT'STHEFUCK?" The mouse in the glass tank began to jump again, "Sister, you are very reasonable, but I didn't say I agree, did I say I agree to go with this brat? Look at this Who has the right to buy a hamster with a face that looks like a serial killer of small animals? Do you have the right to a mouse?!!!!"
But at this time, Jiang Chuan didn't pay attention to the mouse that was bouncing around anxiously in the glass tank with round eyes, Jiang Chuan just patiently listened to the boss who came first. Later, the order was clarified—even under the desperate gaze of Jin Ran, he nodded like a good baby, and said calmly, "I see."
He took a breath of cold air.
The owner of the pet shop was slightly taken aback.
Will this work?
It seems that he didn't expect the man in front of him to be so reasonable. The owner of the pet shop was letting out a sigh of relief that the matter had been resolved, but he saw the man turn sideways and glance at the price tag above the hamster cage. Seeing him pause for a while, he said the second half of the sentence: "I offer one hundred, and this hamster sells me."
Pet shop owner: "..."
The bear kid's mother: "..."
Bear child: "Why - no! How rich is it? You give a hundred, and I will give a thousand! Ten thousand! One hundred thousand! Mom!!!"
Jiang Chuan wasn't angry, but he didn't pay attention to him either. He just looked at the bear and said to his mother, "I will compensate you another 100 yuan for mental damage."
Pet shop owner: "..."
Bear kid: "No! Is it amazing to be rich! Mom, tell him that you are rich too—"
The bear kid's mother: "Boss, hurry up and grab me any one. I'm still in a hurry to sell vegetables - the cage delivered it, right? Let me tell you that I won't pay an extra penny for other things, this one Sir, you have to keep your word. It is very difficult for me to let go of this hamster. My son will probably hate me for a day because of this, so the mental damage fee of 100 yuan is unavoidable..."
Jiang Chuan raised the corners of his lips slightly and nodded.
So 5 minutes later, the middle-aged woman held the vegetable basket in one hand and the ear of her crying son in the other hand. The mother and son stumbled out of the pet store. Rotten plastic cages, the kind that hold Brazilian tortoises.
Jin Ran leaned on the glass wall to watch the mother and son leave, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart. Today's encounter must be an extremely important lesson for the child. From then on, he will realize the importance of money, and even understand the importance of money even if Even the beloved thing that is about to be obtained will be lost directly because of money, and this society is so cruel, so distorted and so ruthless...
but--
Fuck him.
From today, he has been the hamster of Jiangchuan's house, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Jin Ran shook her round buttocks, and when the owner of the pet shop reached into the glass tank, he opened his arms to meet him, and when he jumped into the palm of the owner of the pet shop, he heard clearly Then he said to the man behind him: "Sir, you have a good eye. For some reason, this hamster is quite a family member. Look at this chubby body, which is much fatter than other hamsters. It must be a hamster that can only eat and sleep. What a gentle hamster!"
Jiang Chuan: "Oh."
Sincerely: "..."
That's enough, compliments are fine, don't fucking attack Lao Tzu's figure - I think my figure is very good, as cute as it can be.
The owner of the pet shop handed the hamster to Jiang Chuan——Jiang Chuan struggled a bit, and reached out to take it in front of him. However, his paw quickly crawled from the hand of the pet shop owner to Jiang Chuan's palm. In order to show his friendliness, he stretched out his paw to hug his thumb and rubbed his head rather like a dog.
The owner of the pet shop was amazed: "Sir, you deserved to spend a lot of money to buy it from someone else. This hamster is destined for you!"
Jiang Chuan: "I don't feel it."
"..." The owner of the pet shop smiled stiffly, "Why don't you feel it, otherwise you wouldn't have paid so much for it—"
Jiang Chuan: "I'm just not used to it."
Pet shop owner: "Huh?"
Jiang Chuan: "The things I like are taken away by others, and so on."
The man's words fell, and Jinran, who was lying on his hand, clearly saw the pet shop owner's knees tremble—he guessed that at that moment just now, this stingy little brother was either trying to kick Jiang Chuan. Either he wants to kneel down for him... Of course, the latter is more likely. After all, when Jiang Chuan is silent, he doesn't look like a good person who will say "it's okay" after being kicked.
After purchasing a hamster, the next step is to purchase various daily necessities for the hamster.
Because Jiang Chuan said he wanted the best, he became the tallest, richest and handsomest among rats. Just after his rebirth, he took the first important step in a rat's life: owning a private villa.
The private villa has three floors, the top floor has a nest for mice to sleep in, which is filled with cotton; the second floor has a small swing, a food bowl, and an external bathroom; At the bottom, there is a floor that can be pulled out for changing and washing, as well as an external water bottle, a seesaw for mice to play with, drilling toys that mice like to drill, and various small toys such as molar stones.
Jiang Chuan absently listened to the boss's introduction, and only after the boss finished the introduction, he asked a very constructive question. He pointed to the red and blue villas, which obviously had exactly the same internal structure, and asked seriously: "What's the difference between red and blue?"
The boss was silent for three seconds, and then replied with a serious face: "The difference lies in whether the male hamster you bought lives in it with a look of lovelessness or a look of joy."
Jiang Chuan: "What if it's a gay rat?"
Pet shop owner: "..."
Jiang Chuan: "Just kidding."
Pet shop owner: "..."
The gay rat squatting in the man's palm silently rubbed his knees. At this moment, he felt that his whole level had dropped, and he was thrown on the table by Jiang Chuan——rolled and crawled on the table Woke up, before Jinran had time to realize what it meant, he heard his "gold master" say generously: "Choose by yourself."
Pet shop owner: "Oh, sir, you are overestimating the IQ of the hamster, and it won't listen to you when you say it—"
Before he finished speaking, he saw the fat hamster crawling into the blue villa twisting its buttocks.
Jiang Chuan: "I heard that Totoro has the IQ of a six-year-old child."
Pet store owner: "Huh?...it's a hamster."
Jiang Chuan: "Is it good to choose a house without listening to the password?"
Pet shop owner: "..."
Jiang Chuan: "It's the IQ of a six-year-old child."
The owner of the pet shop wiped his face: "You can do whatever you say...I'll get you some bath sand, the bath sand is changed every three to four days, [-] grams each time, and the dirt inside is cleaned every day during the period The rat food looks like it’s pouring, what you bought is milk tea, it’s made of special food for dwarf mice, imported from Germany, just pour it after you’re done eating—it won’t die, the IQ of a six-year-old kid!”
Sincerely: "..."
I don't know why, the hamster who was squatting in the villa and trying to climb to the second floor from the ventilation pipe on all fours, always felt that he was being ridiculed when he heard the words of the pet shop owner... I don't know if it was an illusion.
Turning his head to see that Jiang Chuan had a dull expression, he nodded numbly, and Jin Ran also let go of his heart, and continued to climb up to the second floor—to be honest, since it is still a young mouse, the ventilation pipe is a bit awkward. It's crowded, it's hard to imagine how hard it would be for him to climb to the second floor to have a meal or climb to the third floor to sleep when he was an adult.
When he managed to move his chubby body out of the ventilation pipe, paralyzed on the board on the second floor and swore silently that he would die on the second floor in his life and never go anywhere, he heard Jiang Chuan's sign Sex's indifferent voice sounded again: "What's its name?"
The owner of the pet shop was happy: "Customer, you are joking. There is such a big tank of hamsters in our store. I don't have time to pick them up one by one. Besides, even if I have the spare time to name them, I might pick them up today." Well, I was given by other hamsters the night before—"
Jiang Chuan: "Shut up."
The pet shop owner shut up.
So at this moment, in the silent pet shop, the man standing outside the blue hamster villa finally refocused his eyes on the mouse he "snatched" from the bear boy by "spending a lot of money" just now—— Staring at the hamster stretched out in front of the rice bowl on the second floor, slumped into a piece of hamster skin, and persistently stretching out its paws to pick out melon seeds from the rice bowl, he was silent for a moment.
About ten seconds later, Jiang Chuan said, "Then call me Ah Fei."
The hamster who was stuffing melon seeds into his mouth paused, turned his head, and looked blankly at the handsome face outside the villa: Ah Fei?who?
Jiang Chuan: "Fat, are the melon seeds delicious?"
Sincerely: "?"
Jiang Chuan: "Boss, bring me another box of melon seeds."
Sincerely: "..."
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