Chang'an, the first emperor of the Qin Dynasty

Brother, brother, I won’t wash my face in my life, meow...

Realizing what happened just now, Li Jiao thought dumbly.

Ying Zheng let go, and Ren Li Jiao lay on the table like a piggy waiting to be slaughtered. The atmosphere froze for a moment, and he coughed lightly: "I..."

Li Jiao turned his back and covered his face, almost shy, but Ying Zheng misunderstood, he only thought he felt humiliated.

Ying Zheng also knew about those rumors, but he just laughed it off. How old is he in Chang'an?The matter of children is not necessarily clear, and it is no different when you mentioned Lord Longyang last time, how would you know this?What's more, he is not surprised that brothers kill each other, but brothers falling in love is really a joke.

He wanted to say something, but when he was interrupted, he opened his mouth again but didn't know what to say.

At this moment, there was still a little warmth on his lips, and Ying Zheng pressed his chest, a little puzzled by the frequency of palpitations.

It's not like he didn't have this feeling before. When he inserted a sharpened bamboo piece into the throat of the person below him, the warm blood splashed on his face, and he also felt palpitations.But that was just a moment, unlike now, as if it was about to jump out of the chest.

After being silent for a while, he straightened his clothes, strode away without saying anything.

Li Jiao who was still covering his face shyly: "..."

After eating... Ah bah!Leave without eating!

Li Jiao felt that the whole person was not well.

#asking: What does it mean to have an oolong kiss with your sweetheart, but the other party walks away without saying a word?Waiting online, very urgent#

Anyway, leave a word, dear!This height, this figure, this comparison obviously suffers from me!

Apparently other people thought the same way. After Ying Zheng left, the maids who usually waited in the inner palace followed You Ji in without stopping. When they saw Mr. Chang An lying on the table with disheveled clothes, flushed cheeks and gray eyes, One by one was terrified.

The king actually made a move!

Mama, help me not to have my tongue pulled out and sent to do hard labor!

You Ji's eyes turned red, "My lord..."

Li Jiao blinked, a little helpless, Sister You Ji is good in everything, but she loves to cry, what's the point of spanking?He has a buddy, his old man chased him three buildings with a willow whip, he discounted the whip, and went online the next day with his ass in his hands as usual. He has never been educated by our Great Heavenly Dynasty and should not mention domestic violence!

Cough cough, but obviously this shell is much more delicate than his, uh...it does hurt a bit.

Li Jiao turned his back in embarrassment, pretending to be calm and said: "Is there any ointment?"

You Ji wakes up like a dream, nods with tears in her eyes, drives everyone out without daring to say anything, rummages through boxes and chests to find the leftover medicines from before.

Soon she found several boxes of different sizes from nowhere, sobbed twice, and explained: "The white one is for healing ointment, the yellow one is for reducing swelling, and the dark one... It's painkillers."

Well, it feels like a high-end atmosphere!

For a moment Li Jiao felt that he had not been spanked, but spanked, and he was flattered!

Li Jiao touched the painkiller, thought for a while, and then brought over the ointment for reducing swelling, embarrassed to let the girls watch, "You Ji, you go out first, don't worry, I'm fine!"

You Ji covered her mouth and wanted to cry again, she endured it, and hastily saluted and left.

At a time like this, it's not good for anyone to be by the young master's side, he still has to carry it by himself, the kingship is too powerful, no matter how much you complain... so what?

Li Jiao propped up the table with one hand, lifted the hem of the autumn clothes, just touched his buttocks, he was about to jump up.

Nima, what you are wearing today is yes!crotch!pants!

What I wanted to wear in the morning was crotch-sewing pants, but only one pair of pants was washed off and left undone!

Heaven is teasing me!

Master Shihuang, how did you manage to do it!If you have the ability to start, you have the ability to continue!

Li Jiao was inexplicably sad and indignant, and suddenly said seriously to v587: "Great!Begging for stunning beauty in exchange!Su Daji's kind! '

v587: "...Shouldn't it be Hong Ru, Dong Xian and Li Yannian?"

The key to qaq is Shihuang, he is a double!

"Shuang is also human, and the aesthetics are still normal." v587 is also very serious.

Without hesitation, Li Jiao said, "Come if you have one!"Even if I give you a job for the rest of my life, I will admit it! '

v587: "Give up, even the shell of a fairy can't hide your funny nature."

……

Li Jiao lowered his cat ears sadly, and groped to apply medicine to his buttocks. Once the cool painkiller was applied, the burning pain disappeared instantly, and he let out a long sigh of relief.

After thinking about it, after wiping the whole butt, he pouted and shook it, hoping that the ointment would dry faster, v587 couldn't bear to look at it.

Li Jiao lay bare on the bed and released the stone eggs in the Sea of ​​Consciousness, touched them very melancholy, and asked v587, "When will they hatch?"

V587's voice faltered for a moment, as if a little annoyed: "You can just hug and sleep, and you will come out when it's time to come out."

Li Jiao touched a nail that was neither soft nor hard, and touched his nose, "Then what kind of egg is this?"

V587 stuck for a moment, and said seriously: "My Neighbor Totoro."

Li Jiao: "..."

If you told me it was a dragon egg, I would believe what the hell is a Nima chinchilla egg!Back then, Uncle Zhao Zhongxiang told the litters earnestly that both cats and mice were viviparous!

V587 didn't change his face: "Then the dragon egg!"

Li Jiao: o(*////▽////*)q Is what you said true meow?

v587: ...Should I go and see if this funny bird's IQ has dropped again?

The lights on the little red table in the carriage were dim, illuminating Ying Zheng's dark eyes. He raised his right hand a little higher and spread it out. There was a thick layer of yellow callus. Even the hottest water couldn't scald it a little bit. But now, his hands are hot from the inside out, and the feeling is surprisingly not uncomfortable.

He thought of those two peach-like buttocks, which turned red after being punched, and were so tender and unimaginably tender... He suddenly found himself a little thirsty.

After pouring a cup of tea and taking several sips, Ying Zheng fell towards the wall of the car behind him, hit the back of his head against it twice, and closed his eyes.

What exactly is going on?Sure enough...it's the age.

Although Ying Zheng has never tried this kind of thing in Dunlun, he has seen it many times. It is always like this in troubled times. Even in Handan City, there will always be filth.He thinks it's dirty, very dirty.

Another important reason is that Zhao Ji, she is not a chaste and strong woman, he knew very early on that as long as she gets in the carriage of those unknown people, those street gangsters with malicious intentions will always follow behind him, smiling Pointing at him, "Look! Zhao Zheng's mother hooked up with another one!"

The last sound was sharp and long, and it had shattered his heart defense countless times when he was young.

……

Ying Zheng opened his eyes, the inexplicable restlessness had subsided, and his eyes became calm and restrained little by little.

Maybe one day, no one can say what he wants to do, but it's definitely not now.

It is said that there is an autumn rain and a cool one, and there is a light rain the next day, but there is no such thing as a long-haired poet who hurts the spring and autumn to brush up the sense of existence. Good news of a good harvest is sent from all over the country, which is rare The happy event means that Daqin's army can get enough supplies this year, and as long as this group of tigers and wolves can eat enough, they will conquer more land for Daqin.

In the absence of Lu Buwei, his party members also tried their best to restrain themselves. As a result, Li Si took the lead.

After gathering all the [-] Shu soldiers, he singled out [-] elite soldiers as Yingzheng's guards. It is always good to have a confidant, after all, the world is the world of young people, as long as he is calm, the people he arranges will gradually become a crucial move.

When winter came, the old faces in the court had changed several times. Lu Buwei received the news on the way back and could only smile wryly.

One wrong step, one wrong step. At first, he only wanted to reproduce a "rare goods to live in", but in the end he found that the child was not a product that could be sold at a high price in his hands, but a real king.

How could the former king fail to figure this out? He was born weak, powerless, and was checked and balanced by the Quartet. From the very beginning, he pinned his hopes on Ying Zheng. Anyone who has been a proton knows that he was rescued from despair. , the first reaction is definitely not gratitude, from the very beginning, from the very beginning, the king has been plotting against him, Lu Buwei.

Now that he is old, the only way has been abolished by himself, and he can't fight anymore.

It's just that it's not so easy to take it away from him.

The Warring States Period was very cruel. Some people froze to death and some starved to death in winter, but for Li Jiao who was raised in a deep boudoir, it seemed a very distant thing.

He put ointment on his finger that was red and swollen like a radish in distress, and it was so painful that he twitched.

It hurts and itches meow!

Han Fei frowned: "It's broken, you, you scratched, hurt?"

Li Jiao nodded with a bitter face, "The ointment has been on for several days, and it feels more itchy."

So it's not my fault that the homework wasn't done!Writers will rot!Obviously never had frostbite before!No chilblain ointment here!

etc!Chilblain ointment!

His hands are frozen into pig's trotters every day in the palace, what about those soldiers running around?

>Dish< Don't tell me that pig's trotters can hold knives, guns and sticks!How embarrassing this king is!

I want to make chilblain ointment!Save thousands of soldiers of my Great Qin!No one should stop the nest!

Well, if you put it that way, so... sure enough... are you going to expose...?

"Expose what?" v587 asked suspiciously.

'Brother, scared to pee, the whole world, high IQ. ' Li Jiao answered seriously word by word.