Chang'an, the first emperor of the Qin Dynasty

"Cheng Yu! Cheng Yu!" Hearing his voice before seeing the person, Li Jiao turned his head bitterly, and moved the simulated scene instrument to the corner.

Boss Liu Jiaojiao pouted unhappily, put a plate of exquisite snacks on the table, and twisted Li Jiao's nose, "Little heartless, why don't you come when Mom asked you to come?"

The nose was pinched hard, a little unaccustomed to such intimacy, Li Jiao pursed his lips and did not speak.

Liu Jiaojiao glanced at Li Jiao's withered hair tied with hemp rope in disgust, and hesitated for a moment.Without touching it, I pushed the snack to him, "It's because mom misses you!"

There are six or seven cakes with complex petals on the round plate, arranged in the shape of delicate flowers, which is instantly pleasing to the eye.In the pre-Qin period when the food was still very rough, if someone else changed his mind, he would be shocked by such thoughts, but Li Jiao, who is also a fellow traveler, can tell at a glance that this is pressed by a mold, pressed... Damn this is Brother Wan Woolen cloth?

Unable to bear the mental oppression of the traverser's mother, Li Jiao bit it down, only to feel that his face was about to crack for ten thousand years, but before his face cracked, he still needed to check other things for cracks.

After a pause, Li Jiao spat out a small white front tooth that was still stained with blood expressionlessly.

You Ji was taken aback, she didn't even care about the rules, she opened Li Jiao's mouth and checked for a while, she saw a white point in the cavity, she was sure it was only time to change her teeth, she was relieved.

Liu Jiaojiao's expression turned pale immediately, and she said angrily, "You unruly maidservant! What are you going to do to my son?"

Only then did You Ji regain her senses, and hurriedly wanted to kowtow, but Li Jiao held her back, and with a "boom", she pulled You Ji to leave without saying a word.

Liu Jiaojiao gritted her teeth: "Cheng Yu! Are you going to leave me for this vixen?"

Li Jiao: "..."

Fox Spirit You Ji: "..."

Received half of the V587 received by the analog scene instrument: "..."

This kind of scumbag abandons his original partner and remarries a mistress...

'Would you mind telling me exactly what her EQ and IQ are? ' Li Jiao twitched the corner of his mouth.

V587: "Mind."

Seeing Li Jiao ignoring her and even pulling that lowly maid to speed up her departure, Liu Jiaojiao hated and was angry, it's fine for a man to leave her, now even her son is like this!Why?Why do you want to treat her like this?After working so hard to conceive in October, she gave him a life. If you want to be unfilial, you can pay it back with your life!

The more she thought about it, the more she felt that it was so. With red eyes, Liu Jiaojiao picked up the plate on the table and threw it at the back of Li Jiao's head.

At the same time as the sound of breaking through the sky, the system notification sounded. Li Jiao turned around reflexively, and tried to hide again, but it was too late, so he had to watch the plate fly towards him.

If this is a romantic drama, it must be You Ji, the loyal protector, who pushed him away and went up to meet him, although Li Jiao didn't quite understand why she still went up to meet him when she had time to push him away.

If this is a martial arts drama, an old man with a gray beard will inevitably fall from the sky, take the plate with a smile, and then tell him, the old man saw that your bones are so strange, you are really a martial arts genius...

If this is a magical drama, maybe this plate will emit a dazzling golden light, and when the golden light dissipates, a three-none/tsundere/cute girl walks out, softly saying: "Master~"

However, this is neither a romance drama nor a martial arts drama, and Sister You Ji didn't have the skill to react in 0.00001 seconds. The plate hit Li Jiao's chin with a "bang", and after a heart-rending pain, Li Jiao stretched out his hand and broke off the other crumbling front tooth, his nose was sore.

We must send Liu Jiaojiao away!absolute!

The former king's concubine was obviously not as important as the young master who was being favored recently. Seeing Li Jiao's face, everyone couldn't understand, they stopped Liu Meiren with all their might, and because of her yelling and making noise, they didn't let her move any more. .

Li Jiao was filled with sulking, but he couldn't get angry because of his filial piety, so he glanced at You Ji listlessly, and walked towards the inner hall.The latter understood, hurriedly bowed to Liu Jiaojiao, and hurriedly followed.

"It will take half a year to grow." You Ji poured water for Li Jiao to rinse her mouth, and smiled as if she was relieved: "Young Master was Yi Tooth's age before he fell into a coma, and now it seems that these three Years have passed, and it is better to change it or change it.”

Li Jiao took a sip of water and didn't speak, he knew that You Ji was worried that his "cat demon" would grow differently from ordinary people, and someone would find his flaws, so his heart warmed slightly.

Putting away the two front teeth, You Ji warned again: "Don't lick it if it's itchy, it will grow crooked."

It was the first time that Li Jiao received such detailed instructions, and Li Jiao wanted to cry a little. Relying on the fact that he was still a cute second grader in primary school, he pulled Sister You Ji's sleeve, and held on to her.

Then, the cat ears on both sides of the head were touched...

The simulated scene instrument is not omnipotent, at least it has a limit, it can only be used once a day, and it takes a lot of energy. It takes eight or nine days before and after the burial of a concubine of Liu Jiaojiao's level. The small body can't last half of the game, so there is a task to be completed before that.

【drop!The side mission is generated, the time-traveling girl is ambitious, if you want to gather all the beauties of Daqin, please save the boy Wang Ben who was captured, reward: full physical fitness (junior general level)]

Li Jiao's eyes twitched, "What about the destruction of the group of traversers?"Wang Ben...Fuck!Famous general!Is he still handsome? '

V587 is serious: "It is the pirated system that destroyed the group, and the traversers are generally regarded as lone ghosts who seized their houses. Qin Shihuang has not yet proclaimed himself emperor, so it is normal to exist?... As for Wang Ben, which book said that? Is he ugly?"

Li Jiao swallowed his saliva, "So now there are still traversers rampant here?" 'According to Liu Jiaojiao's virtue, Nima has already exposed it 180 times, right?Brother... I wipe it!Thinking about it carefully, brother's flaws are everywhere!

"It's common sense that a traveler can't take away historical celebrities." V587 mercilessly mocked the host whose IQ had shrunk.

Yes, it's just that the IQ has shrunk. Before meeting Li Jiao, V587 never knew that the IQ that was clearly marked as [unchangeable] [unchangeable] [unchangeable] could also drop!

After being a cat for three years and getting used to cats with bigger brains, Li Jiao's IQ dropped from 125 to 95 at birth, and V587 thought he had misunderstood Liu Jiaojiao, but it didn't!It fell by itself!

V587 wanted to cry for a moment, it was so sad.

Li Jiao was relieved, looked at the mission rewards again, and gritted his teeth: "Okay, this is it!"

Although it is said that it is better to demolish ten temples than ruin a marriage, but the girl's goal is obviously the sea of ​​stars, and brother fished out one, uh... it should be considered a good deed, right?

V587 hehe: "If you were a normal person, you would be gearing up to smack the face of a flamboyant time-traveling girl and step on a hundred feet, right?"

Li Jiao didn't speak.

V587 poked him: "A lot of people hate the Holy Mother, aren't you going to change your style?"

"Ha ha."

Li Jiao is a bad and good person, he doesn't care about his heart, it just becomes a habit, sometimes he obviously doesn't think so in his heart, his thinking has already positioned himself as a good person, this kind of hypocrisy is only clear to him.

Because he is a good person, he hated the pair of parents with justification. Because he is a good person, others will feel distressed and occasionally give some warmth. Because he is a good person, he is qualified to accept all sunny things.

Talking about it is still a bit literary, all in all, I have no plans for this transformation, maybe one day I will be bruised, and my mask will be torn off, and I might become a villain in minutes.

V587 just said it casually, and soon passed the mission information to Li Jiao.

The girl who traveled through Huaxin was called Yun Xiangrong in her two lifetimes. Speaking of this, Li Jiao wanted to complain again. The Qin Dynasty did not have Li Bai, and there was no Qingping Diao. Coincidentally, it makes sense. Nima’s modern parents named the girl this kind of name. Dad or stepmother?Aside from the cheating implication, there is a strong sense of being the top card in the brothel, which is visually appealing?

It is said that it is the top brand in the brothel, and it is true, but it is called a city prostitute at the moment. If this girl wears it, Li Jiao will not complain like this, it is too hurtful, but the girl sold herself. !Of course, her original system also contributed a lot.

At this time, there is a huge difference between common people and nobles. How can it be so easy to bump into princes and grandchildren?This girl probably just finished reading YY novels such as "Princess of the Brothel" and "Queen of the Whore House" before she crossed over. She dressed up and went there.

Then the charm is great, this man and that son love each other?That's absolutely impossible, I went there after breakfast in the morning, and I was asked to pick up the guests in the evening. The girl half-pushed and took a look on the spot, and she was stupid on the spot, a big butcher with a big waist and a round waist!

Yun Xiangrong cried like an idiot, turned around and was about to jump off the building, and then the scene of Mary Sue was thickly lined, being tied up from the front line [crossed out] Wang Ben's children's shoes who were currently unemployed [crossed out] idle [crossed out] were just right Passing by, "Bang Dang" hit it like that, and the four eyes met. General Xiao Wang, who had never touched a sow's trotters in the 18 years of the military camp, was touched away.

The corners of Li Jiao's mouth twitched when he saw it, "So this is a dick girl who can't remember?" '

V587: "...Don't you think it's Wang Ben who is in trouble? Why does Mary Su's time-traveling girl turn into a little fresh after a turn in your mouth? Wake up, Holy Mother Jiao!"

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Brother doesn't care about non-human beings.