Strange events in the imperial capital

Lighting the lamps at night, a group of men sat on the ground in disorder, full of wine and food, without sleepiness.The rootless water tent is floating and swaying gently on the large expanses of reed grass futons.The moonlight is sultry, making it even more intoxicating.I don't remember which mouth started to talk, so Ba Ye asked: "Xiao Jiu, where is your home, tell me?"

His Royal Highness the Ninth Prince said: "Qinghai is so far away."

Old Eighth: "What about my subordinates, you are a bare-bones commander, huh."

His Highness Jiu was not convinced: "Why do you need so many people, it's so troublesome!"

The Seven Heroes asked: "We only saw you and this third master, how many other brothers of yours are also nearby?"

Speaking of his own brothers, the Ninth Prince got excited and sat cross-legged with a smile on his face: "My eldest brother is in the South China Sea, a town island far away from land. The second elder brother Hungdi is very powerful and lonely. He lives alone all year round. The son is wandering in the northern desert. The third brother is a tyrant, everyone knows him. The fourth brother is said to have been taken to heaven by a Bodhisattva in the last 100 years, and he is on duty to ring the bell. The fifth brother is in a certain mountain stream in the Sichuan Basin , is also a fierce and cruel one, very good at fighting, even three kings and eighties can't beat Hungry Fifth Brother, so if you look at him, you two will never live together..."

Fang Qiantui's half-closed drunken eyes suddenly opened, and interrupted the ninth brother: "Who can't beat the fifth brother?"

Little Jiuye: "If you're tired, you won't be able to beat him, and if you're tired, you'll bully him!"

Fang Qiantui responded coolly: "Succeed, next time the scumbags come, I'll clean him up for you to see."

Shen Chenghe sipped the froth of the tea, gave his two highnesses a thumbs up, and said enviously and bitterly: "Your old man is awesome, this dragon-like dragon body dragon-strength, nine cubs will come out every day!"

Ba Ye smiled uneasy: "Xiao Jiu, tell us quickly, which one is more beautiful, your mother or your third brother's mother?"

The Seven Great Heroes snorted dumbfoundedly, the topics of these people after drinking were too boring, and those who were sitting upright and more reserved and shy couldn't get in their mouths.When Mr. Shen heard this kind of palace gossip, he immediately regained his spirits: "The old Dragon King's harem also has three thousand pinks and blacks, right? Ranking position? The concubine and nobles promised to be there often, whose mother is the most beautiful and smoothest?"

Ba Ye thought it was funny, a few female dragons are more beautiful than anyone else, flicking their tails scared the men to death, I still like female humanoid creatures.

His Royal Highness Jiu didn't understand what it meant: "Which one is beautiful, isn't my mother and the three kings and eight's mothers the same mother?"

Shen Chenghe: "Yes, not a mother."

His Highness Jiu's eyes were flushed with alcohol: "It's just a mother, what are you talking about?"

Chu Han flirts with people close to him in the dark.One said with his eyes, big lazy dragon, this young master is looking for you to settle old scores tonight, I want to fuck you.The other also said with his eyes, young master, can you fuck me?Another said, what's wrong with you.The other said, come here, come and fool me.The eyes of the two were romantic and watery, their eyes were electrified, and their age suddenly went back to seven or eight years old. Like two children, they deliberately provoked each other.

Fang Qiantui heard a few people chatting at the tip of his ear, his face suddenly sank, and he stared at them coldly.The originally high-spirited silver hair followed the person walking, but suddenly gathered around her shoulders.

Shen Chenghe: "That's not a mother!"

Fang Qiansui stared at Young Master Shen, and said solemnly: "Xiao Jiu and I are siblings of the same mother."

Shen Chenghe stared: "Are you kidding me?"

Fang Qiantui was also stunned: "Why am I teasing you?"

Mo Ziba: "Yo, this... what's going on?"

The complexion of Mr. Suiyan, who accompanied the wine, changed slightly, and he grabbed His Highness Jiu's sleeve: "Master Jiu, I will take you back to sleep."

In fact, Comrade Lao Ba is just teasing the little fart dragon casually, and the comfort and happiness of chatting with children is far greater than exploring other things.Mr. Shen is too drunk, his attributes are originally a second, he has no sense of proportion when speaking, arrogant and arrogant, and he is used to not looking at people.Mr. Shen and Little Pilong choked up drunk, talking incoherently.Shen Chenghe showed that he knew a lot, he was not illiterate, and he spoke clearly and logically: "Hey, you two, don't deny it, the people in the whole country know about the romantic affairs of your old man Kang."

"Your old man Long, the empress of the main palace is indeed a female dragon, and a big brother in the sunrise, the eldest son of the empress, right? But old man Long, he is usually unwilling to be lonely. He likes to visit privately in disguise. Just like Emperor Qianlong, he didn’t move at all—he went to the south of the Yangtze River. In fact, he went to the south of the Yangtze River to pick wild flowers. Who didn’t understand! One day when he was walking in the woods, he met a female wolf, so he killed the female wolf and gave birth to it. The second elder brother who is so cruel... What's your second child's name?"

Chu Han knew that the second prince of the old dragon was named Yazi.But he didn't say it out. At this moment, he already realized that Hehe talked too much, how many wives and sons are none of your business?

Shen Chenghe was drunk, and his eyes were bloodshot red: "Then one day, Mr. Long was flying in the sky, and while flying, he met a very beautiful big phoenix. It was not written in the history books whether it had nine heads or not. The phoenix is ​​also given to Richu, so Richu... Hehehe, Richu is your surname, Fang?"

Chu Han found out in embarrassment that his Fang Xiaoqian suddenly changed color at that moment, his whole face flushed, and then turned pale again.The strong temper hidden under the drunkenness was forced out layer by layer from the deep red eye sockets.

There was a crisp sound under the table, and Fang Qiansui pinched and broke a bamboo stick in his hand that was used to thread mutton skewers for Mr. Chu.

The broken end of the bamboo stick was inserted into the palm of the hand, and the other end was inserted into the nail of the index finger.Ten fingers connected to the heart, this person gave himself a torture of nailing his fingers with a bamboo drill, and he didn't seem to feel the pain, as the blood flowed from the cracks in his fingers.

No one else noticed, Chu Han grabbed the man's wrist, surprised: What's wrong with you?

Shen Chenghe was in the midst of his storytelling, and slapped the table on the desk: "Then one day, it is said that the old man met a giant tortoise in the pond, and his sexual desire came and he gave the big tortoise to Japan. As a result, the big tortoise was also pregnant. The two are born in one birth, they are the two little dragon turtles who always carry stone tablets at the gate of the palace!"

Before Fang Qiantui got angry, Chu Han shouted in a low voice: "Hehe, shut up."

"I'll carry you back if you're too drunk?"

Mr. Shen is an open-minded person, so it's a big deal to make dirty jokes after drinking.He shook his shoulders and said with a smile: "Hey, Mr. Long is always strong and strong, and the dragon's nature is promiscuous. The official history and unofficial "Shan Hai Jing" have been written, and it has been passed down for thousands of years! Don't think that we are not a species of time zone space, yours We don't know..."

Before the man finished speaking, Fang Qiansui, who was reclining, suddenly slapped the ground with his palm, using his strength to jump up, crossed the two desks sideways and rushed towards Shen Chenghe!

Chu Han was taken aback. He never expected that Xiaofang, who was always carefree and careless, would roll up his sleeves.

Back then, Dahehe laughed in person and said that Mr. Fang was a prostitute who sold chrysanthemums. Mr. Fang laughed instead of anger.

Xiao Bailong was furious and attacked people, but the elders with sharp eyes and quick hands couldn't stop him.Fang Qiansui flew in front of Young Master Shen in an instant, and bumped the man into the corner of the big tent with his head on his face. With a "bang", a bruise was knocked out on the bastard's forehead, and it swelled up an inch.

Young Master Shen was also taken aback, and woke up from the wine.

Fang Qiantui strangled Shen Chenghe with his palm, and clasped his throat with his fingers. His eyelids were red, as if he had been wronged by the unbearable justice of heaven, and he trembled with anger: "You are talking nonsense..."

He stared at Shen Chenghe furiously, his chest heaving: "Listen well, my eight brothers and I are siblings of the same mother. The family is harmonious and brotherly love is deep. My father has loved only one person in his life. Courtyard. The family affairs of my father and queen mother allow you, an outsider, to spout shit here?!"

Fang Qiantui was serious, gritted his teeth and said word by word: "If you dare to say one more word, don't blame me for turning your face and tearing you apart."

Fang Qiansui was furious, and he was stunned on the spot after he raged, because Chu Han was holding his five fingers tightly with both hands, and stared at him in astonishment.

If he didn't break his hand, he would almost pinch Young Master Shen unconscious with five fingers.

Fang Qiansui suddenly lowered his eyes in front of Chu Han.There was water in the eyelashes, and the unspeakable emotion flashed past, replaced by stubbornness, anger and unforgiveness, and he got up without saying a word and strode away.

Also has a temper.

If you are not angry, use it, and if you are angry, you will not look back.

It's actually a trivial matter for a few men to get angry after drinking.A man is broad-minded and doesn't hold grudges, so he should pass when he wakes up.

Mr. Suiyan is gentle and meticulous, and specially ordered seven or eight smart girls to send the masters back to bed to sleep.His Highness the Ninth Prince was lifted up by two strong snake girls carrying belts, and sent them away with a bag on their shoulders.Comrade Lao Qi is relatively sober, not used to being supported by a girl, so he insists on walking by himself.His face was flushed, and he said to Sui Yan very apologetically: "Xiao Ba and the others are talking nonsense after drinking too much, don't worry about it."

Young Master Sui Yan said politely: "It's not my family business, I won't worry about it. But my Highness is probably hurt and sad."

The Seventh Hero is a kind person, but it's a pity that the clumsy mouth won't cause trouble. He looks apologetic and doesn't know what to say.

That night Chu Han slept under the covers alone, guarding the empty bed alone.Little Chitose didn't come back and rolled in bed with him, leaving him there.Chu Han was also aggrieved, who did he provoke?Originally last night, the moon was dark and the wind was high, and spring was full of vibes. Both of them were half-drunk and half-drunk.

When he woke up in the morning, he found a note beside his bed.

Someone wrote: [You forgot to apply the medicine last night, your face is covered in smudges, it's so ugly. 】

There are several old scars on the face, and the transparent beauty lotion has been applied.Chu Han touched his crotch subconsciously, and someone quietly reapplied muscle-promoting ointment on the back.He sleeps very lightly, he suffers from insomnia for a long time and even takes medicine to fall asleep. He didn't realize that someone touched him in the bed, the other party's light kung fu is really strong.Fang Chitose is just upset, flicking his tail.

The Third Highness didn't turn over his cards last night, but Chu Han didn't feel the coldness of the world.As soon as he went out, he was greeted by people around him, and he still enjoyed the most generous treatment, and no one dared to neglect him in the slightest.

He lifted the curtain from the entrance of the tent and came out. A row of little beauties on the left were holding a food niche and holding food boxes, all of them looked at him with sweet smiles. In the food niche were crystal buns, five-spice marinated eggs, peas, yellow donkeys, rolling tea soup, salty tofu Dozens of special snacks in Shuntianfu, let him pick and choose.On the right is a row of handsome guys, holding tea cups for gargling mouth, basins and spittoons, and some helping him change his robes and underwear, styling his hair, carrying rouge powder makeup kits, applying facial masks and making snakeskin masks , whichever you order will come.Chu Han reckoned that if he ordered a lighting engineer, a stylist, a cameraman, a broadcast director, an agent, etc., he could also get him.

"Makeup first, don't put it on."

"I wear the clothes for three days before washing them, so I don't need to change them."

"Two steamed stuffed buns and eggs. I'm really not used to fried liver. Don't want it! Leave that one to your highness, he likes to eat it..."

No matter how gentle and good-tempered Mr. Chu was, he couldn't stand it. In the end, he squeezed two marinated eggs and swallowed them whole, and was run away by a group of beauties.

In the early morning, the rising sun shines all over the land of Shendu, shining golden light everywhere.Chu Han drifted on the water with one piece of futon, two pieces of futon touched each other, and then stepped on another piece, taking a zigzag route and exiting the water formation full of traps according to the Qimen gossip.Shen Chenghe and the others couldn't get out of this formation, but Chu Han could.He wanted to get out of the swamp and have a look around. Where is Fang classmate hiding? Would he dare to come out to see him?

He stepped on the solid soil beside the marsh lake, looked up from the edge of the grove, and saw Zuoshi father and son standing with swords, waiting for him.

Mr. Zuoshi has a blue bearded face, a burly body, starry eyes, and a majestic and heroic aura by nature.Suiyan, the son of his family, is as handsome as jade.Chu Han respected and favored the father-son partner who was a little bit against the rough guy and the handsome scholar from the first time they met.

The left envoy of Baishan Xuanming, named Yujiang, is a snake-shaped sea beast with two wings in the legend. He is endowed with supernatural power and profound inner strength. He is in charge of wind, thunder and sea in the spiritual world.

Zuoshi father and son looked at him, hesitated to speak, and simply knelt down on one knee for him.

Chu Han didn't expect it, so he hurried to help him.

His heart sank at that time, there must be something big...

The left envoy gave a big gift to Mr. Chu: "I have been working hard for days, and I haven't had time to thank you for your kindness in person. It's too rude, ahem! Thank you for your kindness and righteousness. I helped my young master return to the spirit world in the mortal world. Homeland. You have such kindness to my master, Yu Jiang and my son dare not forget it. The old man will only say one thing today, if you have any drive to travel between the two worlds in the future, we will definitely go through fire and water, and we will never say anything to you."

The middle-aged man's words were sonorous, and his eyes were frank.Although it was a cliché to repay a favor, many people had said it, but from this person's mouth, Chu Han knew that it was a promise between men.

Yu Jiang said harshly again: "My son Suiyan, I can't say how talented he is, he is diligent and sensible, and he is very restrained at ordinary times! If you are pleasing to your eyes, let him be a little boy by your side, serving tea and water, Beat his back and wash his feet, do whatever you want him to do!"

child?Chu Han still remembered what Fang Qiansui told him, and quickly waved his hands: "No, no! What can Mr. Zuoshi say? I hit it off with Mr. Suiyan, and I admire his talent. I regard him as a close friend, and I will treat him with courtesy. How dare to drive it."

Master Zuo didn't beat around the bush with Chu Han, thinking it was too hypocritical.With a wave of his hand, this man sold his own son: "You just have to drive the little one around, you don't have to refuse. He is willing to serve, which is also our father and son's gratitude! Xiaoer is capable of both literary and martial arts, and he can accompany you in dancing and ink reading when he enters the house." Write, and go out to fight and fight to protect your safety!"

Sui Yan smiled knowingly at Chu Han, really like a docile and well-behaved book boy, standing aside.

Chu Han smiled shyly: "I don't have any credit, but I feel ashamed and ashamed to receive this favor and courtesy."

Master Zuoshi looked sincerely: "Young master has shown great kindness to our family, and we are grateful. It is said that the savages in the countryside know the kindness of a meal, and we are not as good as those savages in the mountain villages."

"My young master has been wandering in the spirit world for 800 years, going to the sky and sea, opening up territories, traveling around mountains, rivers and lakes, recruiting talents, but he lacks a caring companion by his side. Cough, even a good friend like a fish or a shrimp can't get enough of it." No! The old man saw that he was alone, maybe it had been many years, and it was the first time that he valued someone so much, and brought him back to show us... It must be that he has experienced many hardships and suffered a lot along the way. Forge a deep friendship."

Human psychology is like this, Fang Qiansui said ten words to flatter Chu Han face-to-face, but it was no match for his subordinates to insinuate Chu Han and "accidentally" miss this inside story.

Chu Han's face became hot all of a sudden, and the warmth suddenly surged up and stuck in his throat.

He was not a stingy and shy person, but at that moment, his face really blushed.

He was thinking carefully just now that it would be bad for the father and son to block him in the grove while the Lord is away.As soon as he landed in the spirit world, he established a strong psychological presupposition in advance.There are all kinds of people around Xiao Bailong, some are loyal, some are treacherous, some are good and some are evil, not everyone can tolerate his ordinary face of a foreigner.He suddenly parachuted into this realm and became a close friend of His Highness the Third Highness. Can the rest of the close people get used to him?Can you not be jealous?In the Baishan gang, there may be groups of concubines with all kinds of tails and hooves, dog blood mistresses, vicious female partners and the like, ready to fight him one by one.He didn't expect that Master Yu Jiang told him personally that the third prince was "alone for 800 years, and it was the first time he valued someone so much"...

Zuoshi's eyes were deep: "Our young master has been lonely and eccentric since he was a child, moody, especially he doesn't like to make friends with strangers, sometimes he doesn't speak well, and he has to be arrogant. If you can get along with him, if you have an appetite for his temper, If you ask the other party's background, family background, knowledge, talent and appearance, everything must match, I don't think there are many people left in the world! Who else can he marry? Hmph!"

Master Zuo Shi was like a bastard scolding himself for his own incompetence, poking Xiao Qiantose's black spots right to the point. Now Chu Han couldn't listen to others slandering his sweetheart, so he hurriedly corrected him: "He is a very kind person, I understand."

The Zuo Envoy sighed: "I also know that your companions will leave here today. It is inconvenient for the two worlds to communicate with each other. I am afraid they will not come again. I am worried about the young master, and I am afraid that you will also..."

Chu Han: "Me?"

With sadness and pleading on his brows, Sui Yan said softly: "His Royal Highness discussed with us, and since the matter is completed, I will send you and your friends away from here, my lord. I don't know if you...?"

Chu Han was stunned: "He said he wanted to send me away?!"

Sui Yan was surprised: "Did he mention this to the young master last night?"

Chu Han thought to himself, this person didn't show up to talk to me last night, we are getting separated, can't you see that?

Sui Yan observes his words and looks carefully, and chooses his words carefully: "My young master is always cold outside and hot inside, he is just that person, and he lost his temper with friend Shen at the banquet last night... The villain is speaking from the bottom of his heart, I am afraid that you will not be able to stand him or suffer I can't stand the barriers of thousands of mountains and rivers, and I still have to leave him in the end. It would be too unreasonable to ask you to stay with him in the spirit world... We really dare not force you to stay, and we don't want His Highness to be sad, but we didn't say anything Come out, so I take the liberty to ask."

Chu Han finally understood their intentions.