Strange events in the imperial capital

In the early morning, the Aqua Legion pulled up their tents and set up camp, moving southeast to approach Shendu, because spies came to report that they smelled the unique smell of salt water on the dragons in that direction, which was actually the smell of hormones.

Chu Han found Mr. Shen next to the tent where the shrimp soldiers were cooking.

The brand-new satin underwear Shen Chenghe wore was covered with a chic robe.This aquarium uniform is no worse than the official uniform of the ghost guards in Shendu.The man was guarding the cooking stove, holding it with a fork, and took out a piece of pheasant leg with half its body attached from the pot, sat aside and gnawed on the big chicken leg with relish.

As the person next to the third prince's pillow, Mr. Shen has been mixed into the Baishan Sect since it took only a day. Thanks to Chu Han's face, he quickly became a favorite "foreign relative", and even got along with a group of virgins and snake girls. Hit hot.The roads inside the water formation were twists and turns. Uncle Shen got up early in the morning for a walk, and then got lost, and couldn't go back when he came out.This man was not stage fright, he blew a whistle and summoned a few little snake girls.

The girls smiled and took out the sliding poles, and wanted to carry the uncle back.

Mr. Shen waved his hands quickly when he saw it, they were all a group of beauties, the old men are so embarrassed, no, no, no, let me change some handsome boys!

Another whistle, and sure enough, a team of four handsome crab men was summoned.Mr. Shen came back with a sliding pole all the way, he didn't know that he thought it was the Queen Mother Lafayette who carried it back.

At this moment, Xiao Xia Bing obsequiously handed over Shuizu's special seafood brand ginger vinegar dipping sauce.

Mr. Shen dipped the chicken leg into the seasoning and smacked his lips: "It tastes good, I'll keep a whole one for me."

Mr. Shen raised his head and saw Chu Han: "Baby, did you wake up from sleeping? You are handsome enough."

"That's right." Chu Han replied, "I've wronged you, you stayed on the empty bed alone last night."

Shen Dashao's biggest advantage as a person is that he is broad-minded, optimistic and open-minded.No matter when and where, no matter how many ordeals he encounters, as long as he is not out in the game, as long as his old life is still alive, he will not delay eating and having fun.So Chu Han also liked his Hehe in his heart.Chu Han picked up a piece of pheasant wing and gnawed on the chicken wing.The two sat side by side, studying each other's outfits.Shen Chenghe said bitterly: "The identity is different, isn't it? Look at me, it's almost the same as those little goblins. It's exactly the same. At first glance, it looks like a mass-produced third-class sailor uniform. Look at what you're wearing, eh? This neckline, let you set a circle of big pearls, and they are all big and well-proportioned South Sea pearls!..."

Shen Chenghe frantically gnawed on the chicken legs, suppressing his sour mood: "The surname Fang is generous, and he will please you?"

"I don't care about these?" Chu Han teased, "You like pearls, so pick them up tomorrow and take them away."

Chu Han thoughtfully took out two cans of elixir, Shengjibao and Nourishing Lotion: "The chrysanthemum still hurts?... Well, apply it sooner or later, it will work."

Shen Chenghe rubbed his face hard on Chu Han's shoulder as if he had found a treasure: "It's still you who love me the most... Oh, I rubbed off a layer of flesh on my white and tender place!"

Shen Chenghe was also not stingy, he opened his legs and opened his crotch, secretly rubbing the artifact that was exhausted after overuse.The thing was indeed red from rubbing, as if a layer of tender skin had been peeled off, revealing fragile red flesh at the tip, and the horse's eyes were swollen.Mr. Shen hurriedly applied a layer of beauty lotion on it: "Cough, fatigue, the iron pestle is almost ground into a needle! Give me a good look, make me beautiful!"

Chu Han: "..."

Chu Han: "...Your back is alright? Does it hurt?"

Shen Chenghe: "Why does my back hurt? I've recovered a long time ago. It's your little white chrysanthemum that hurts."

This time it was Chu Han's turn to be embarrassed. The topic of girlfriends that had been drafted before suddenly turned out to be wrong.

Chu Han: "... Hehe, what did you do to Commander-in-Chief last night?"

Fortunately, he had always naively thought that Cheng He was the one who was bullied by Feng Feiluan, and he was the commander who made me feel sorry for Cheng He.Therefore, Feng Feiluan was injured and thrown off the snake formation and thrown into the valley alone, blaming that man for being vicious and cruel, and she deserved it.

Shen Chenghe blocked Young Master Chu's mouth with a guilty palm, and pressed his lips hard: "Don't, say, go, go, ah! That beauty is going to kill me when she sees me now, so I just... just... I didn’t mean it, didn’t I just eat that weird fart? Who knows that those big beasts have aphrodisiacs in their assholes, if I stay here, I will die!”

Chu Han didn't even believe that Mr. Shen had this ability: "You are so, so sorry! Feng Feiluan's temper, he can bear this..."

Can you bear this kind of humiliation?

He was still kind-hearted: "We really shouldn't have left that man in the mountains, and we don't know if we can save him? It's just that Zuo Shi and Young Master Sui Yan have a grudge against the Commander, and they are absolutely unwilling to save him."

Of course Mr. Shen also feels sorry for the beautiful boy who is alone in the wilderness, but what can he do?He is a cheap person and he is in someone else's territory. He doesn't count what he says, so he just feels a pain in his heart. After the pain is over, it doesn't prevent him from eating and sleeping.

After Young Master Shen had some physical therapy for his artifact, Chu Han walked around with his shoulders on his shoulders.The two went up to a big tree, sat on the branch of the tree, and looked at the picturesque scenery around them.

The spirit bird flew down from the treetops beside them, lightly tapped the water leaving a pool of ripples, leaped up the branches and turned into a thin young man.A koi emerges from the water surface, sucking the clumps of water patterns, and with a flick of the head and tail, the upper body turns into a human shape, leaning against the side of the stream pond, staring at it, waiting for the spirit bird to drink water again.

Shen Chenghe looked at Chu Han's expression: "Han, what happened to you and that kid named Fang? Are you together?"

In Shen Gongzi's heart, the way to get along with men and women is different.There are many problems with women. They want a house, a car, and vows to each other.Two men, as long as you love me and I am willing to have sex, you are considered a couple, and no certificate will be issued anyway.

Chu Han thought so too, man.He is not the kind of person who messes around, he is very measured, and when he crosses the last bottom line, he is together.

He didn't hide it, and said frankly: "I like him, and we are together."

Shen Chenghe: "Then you won't go back with me this trip? Are you staying in this damn place?"

Chu Han said calmly: "Go back. I promise my dad will definitely go back. How can we just leave our dads there and ignore them? Raising a son can't be done in vain."

"You, you're usually pretty smart, why did you get so absorbed in this matter!" Shen Chenghe said with an expression of mourning for his misfortune, "Han, you have a good heart, but you are too pure in heart, you are good to everyone, let that Xiao Bailong picked up a big deal, so I'm not fooling you who you are fooling."

Chu Han frowned: "Why is he fooling me?"

Shen Chenghe stared: "Hey, do you feel that you are next to a wealthy family, rich and powerful, and there is a glittering golden word 'Dragon' mounted on your forehead, and it will give you special face when you take it out?"

Mr. Chu said expressionlessly: "I'm a wealthy family, I have enough money to spend my whole life, and I also have people who are powerful. Am I not enough face? Do I need to get along with others?"

Mr. Shen even said and gestured: "Look, you are looking for this husband. His class composition is unknown, his social background is complicated, and his family situation is chaotic!"

"Where is his cave house in a place where no shit is found? Look at the map for yourself. Where is Changbai Mountain in Heilongjiang? Will you be used to living in it in the future?"

"Besides, it's the right match to find a partner. For example, if you marry into our family in the future, our family structure is so simple. You are just my mother and a mother-in-law. You know my mother well. I have been very fond of you since I was a child. But you have lived In their family, none of the nine dragon cubs were born to the same mother, right? You have more than one mother-in-law. You will be dumbfounded after you pass by, and there are nine old monster mothers-in-law standing in front of you! The one with the surname Fang is not the eldest son, right? Three. Think about it, if the old Dragon King will hang up his tail one day and hang up, oh my god, just watch how this family goblin pinches it, it will definitely be a palace fight!"

"..."

Chu Han watched this person making noise with cold eyes, and suddenly moved closer to him, put his lips against Shen Chenghe's ear, and whispered: "Hehe, worry about your mess."

"Wait someday, you get that Commander over there and bring him back to your house to be your daughter-in-law. You have to figure out for yourself, your parents, your grandpa, your grandma, how you will react on the spot."

Shen Chenghe was tongue-tied: "I...I'll take that person back, why are you kidding me?"

Chu Han snorted: "Don't say that there is only one mother-in-law in your family, even nine mother-in-laws can't control such a 'daughter-in-law'. I'm waiting to see your family's palace fight drama."

Shen Chenghe: "...Hi!!"

Mr. Chu smiled gloatingly, his eyes narrowed.He easily jumped down from the tree, brushed off the hem of his skirt, and went to have an intimate talk with Little White Dragon.He had a premonition at that time that the cunning Commander Feng had suffered a great loss from Hehe, and he would never let it go.

Master Zuoshi's Aquatic Legion flags were unfurled, and the horns echoed on the grassland with a deep male voice.

In the distance, the Gobi Desert was filled with mist, and the sky above the wasteland unexpectedly showed a clear outline of God.Looking closer, the gods disappeared again. It turned out that it was the refraction of water vapor in the air, flashing the illusion of a mirage on the desert.

His Highness the Third Highness was driving a tall long-necked winged snake beast mount, slowly stroking the reins, with Mr. Chu behind him.

Fang Qiansui looked back at Chu Han from time to time, grabbed Chu Han's hand, walked around from his waist, and held it in front of him.Since Chu Han has lived in the spirit world, and has been with him for a long time, he finds that Xiao Qiantose is more and more different from before.This man, who used to be an unruly and indifferent prodigal son, has calmed down a lot, and he no longer does things his own way. He knows how to take care of his emotions, and even occasionally speaks a gentle word to please him.Usually when walking, I always hold his hand firmly as if worried. Holding hands is like a promise in itself.

Mr. Shen is riding on a short giant beast, and the wealth of the mount is far worse than that of the couple.

This horse has a fat head, a wide mouth and small round ears, and a slightly fat body. It looks rough and thick, and its four short legs are wheezing and panting.

Shen Chenghe asked in a low voice: "Han, what do you think I'm riding on?"

Chu Han: "...More like a hippopotamus."

Chu Han laughed out loud.Shen Chenghe grumbled: "Fuck, as expected, the treatment is of different grades. I'm the back office. If I knew this, I would also sell chrysanthemums to be a prince of the dragon. It's easy to mess around on this site!"

Mr. Shen didn't walk a few miles, he raised his hand and said he wanted to show respect.

The mighty Zuo Shi turned his head and shouted harshly: "Little brother is so troublesome? Ride on it and solve it yourself!"

Shen Chenghe said in a serious manner: "How can I solve this problem by riding on this guy? Well, I am not this hippopotamus. I pull it while walking. Wild horses scatter dung, leaving a sparse place behind."

Mr. Shen jumped off his hippopotamus, holding a handful of reed papyrus specially used for aquariums, and ran into the nearby bushes.

Mr. Zuo Shi was worried, so he quickly ordered two soldiers to follow and escort Mr. Shen.

Young Master Shen leisurely climbed up a small dirt bag and found a quiet place in the grass... It was not easy for Young Master Kuo to live in this land.Those sharp grass stalks kept teasing his snow-white buttocks, and the thorns made it so painful and itchy that he was so ecstatic even when he went to the toilet.

He was humming a ditty while observing the scenery. At this moment, he saw an abnormal celestial phenomenon appearing on the edge of the desert from a small hill!

Looking from his direction, a line of fire suddenly appeared at the end of the desert.There is water vapor refraction in the air, and at first it was blurry, thinking it was another illusion reflected by the gods.However, the line of fire rushed towards him along the horizon at a speed comparable to that of nine ducks.

Shen Chenghe smelled a strong smell of fireworks in his nose.

This time it's not an illusion, it's real fire, open fire.The line of fire approached brazenly, and just in front of the fire, there were two people running like scuds, as if they were being chased by the line of fire.

At the same time, the marching troops of course also took aim at the existence and movement of the line of fire.

Fang Qiantui jerked the reins, subconsciously protected the people behind him, and ordered loudly: "There is fire ahead, the fire is against the wind, stop it!"

Since the White Mountain Sect is the soldier under the seat of Little White Dragon, most of the water spirit beasts here have the habit of loving water and fearing fire, and all of them look anxious.When Master Zuoshi waved his command flag, a platoon of soldiers would run forward and kneel down.Another row of soldiers will come up from behind and jump on the shoulders of the row in front.Immediately, the back row of people piled on the shoulders of the front row, and all soldiers held strong fire shields.

A torrent of water rushed out from behind the shield man wall, slapping the waves wildly towards the line of fire.This is a human wall and water formation that intercepts the fire.

"Chenghe?" Chu Han yelled from his mount, "Chenghe has not come back since he came out?!"

Those who lined up forgot about Mr. Shen, who slipped away to go to the toilet halfway, and he hasn't come back yet.

Mr. Shen pulled up his trousers and ran away. At this moment, he was inexplicably embarrassed and found that he was caught between two incompatible forces and could not come back.

He wanted to run towards the team, but with a "wow", a violent torrent came down.He wanted to run to the other side, but a wall of flames as tall as a person was watching him kill him.

As the line of fire approached, he saw clearly that the two people being chased by the wall of flames were not two, but three.Two mighty burly men, wearing the ghost guard's black night clothes, covered their faces embarrassingly with Mongolian turbans, and another masked man was held between their elbows. The three of them rushed over all the way.

The man on the left with the sniper rifle shouted: "Fire, fire, fire is too big, calm down!"

The one on the right yelled: "I'm fucking burning my back ass door, idiot, put the fire out!!"

The masked man in the middle only showed a pair of eyes: "Hold, hold and kill? You guys are like a lighter, flick it to ignite it, and flick it again to extinguish it?!"

The man on the right had a face full of black smoke, and smoke spewed out of his nose: "You're not a fucking lighter? I thought you were really a lighter!"

The man with the gun on the left couldn't help shouting: "The wind is blowing, it really burns, burns my ass..."

The person in the middle yelled aggrievedly: "You guys just said it was against the wind, so I dared to light the fire!"

The person on the left said: "In this big desert, the wind blows in random directions. Sometimes it is against the wind and sometimes it is downwind. Who knows what kind of wind it is..."

Shen Chenghe sat on the small soil bag, watching the three people running all the way in astonishment.The three of them turned out to be avoiding chasing soldiers in the distance.In the distance behind that wall of flames, a group of bronze men could be seen indistinctly, and their banners were clearly visible.

Mr. Shen didn't recognize those three at first glance.

The person who came was exactly the old seven and eight comrades they were looking for, with the Ninth Highness who was good at breathing clouds and fire standing in the middle.The three people seemed to emerge from the cracks in the ground, and it took no effort to get there.

The wall of flames was created by His Royal Highness the Ninth Prince in the desert, in order to avoid the pursuit of the army of bronze men behind.Poker Qi and Mo Ziba, one on the left and one on the right, ran with him righteously.Xiao Jiuye chanted the fire spell, and it was like stepping on a pair of hot wheels under his feet. A dazzling flame spewed out from behind, igniting the gravel and saltpeter on the Gobi Desert in the sun, forming a wall of flames as tall as a person.

Such a stupid way of running can only be imagined by the wise and mighty Ninth Prince.

The wind was swirling and blowing upside down, and it swirled towards them in an instant, burning Jiu Ye's hair.His hair was also spontaneously combusted, and there was a cluster of flames on his shoulders, which became more and more intense in an instant, making this man look like he had spontaneously combusted into a ball of fire in the desert, with a bright flame blooming on the top of his head.

His Highness the Ninth Prince howled against the flame ball: "Hurry up, run away——"

Mo Ziba yelled: "I thought you were so capable, 'Lighter' turned into a bald turkey! Run away!!"