Crush professional skills

##Morning Run and Sao Baonan##

Let me repeat here, my name is Zhang Xiao, female, and I am about to graduate from junior high school.

Now is the fifth day after the high school entrance examination, am5:39.

I bought a steamed bun stuffed with vegetables from a 24-hour convenience store, and I have to accompany my mother to collect plastic bottles later, so I must hurry up.After solving it in threes and twos, I trotted a few steps and hid behind a thick telephone pole. There were a few trees in the way that I shouldn't be able to see. A figure that appears every day.

The male god is very punctual, and his life is almost like an ascetic.

In fact, I don't want to be so perverted, sometimes my body will naturally lose control if I pay more attention.Thinking that the male god almost hit a car in the middle of his run yesterday, I was startled for a moment. Is it necessary to work so hard if my health is not good? What can I do if I don’t run for a day?If you don't have obsessive-compulsive disorder, you won't believe it.

Bringing back the topic, the male god resumed his morning jogging habit after recovering from his illness yesterday.

5:44, the countdown is on.

Plop plop.

It seems to be able to hear the heartbeat, beating a little fast.

coming!

The male god ran over from the corner. The light gray sportswear is very ordinary, but wearing it on the male god has a different temperament. Once when someone saw the male god passing by the door of the class, Nana at the next table His eyes shifted from the novel: "It's really a strong attack of the abstinence department."

Every step seems to be carried by the wind, the steps are much lighter, and the complexion looks much better than a few days ago.Yesterday I was still wearing earphones, and the white wires wobbled and wobbled, making my heart tremble. I almost got into a car accident because I was reciting words while running.

Yesterday, there was a flirtatious man who almost ran into him with his sports car. If he didn't apologize, he would bite back and say that the god doesn't look at the road. Who would come out with the convertible and go racing on the trail before dawn!

No public morality, bad review!

Not to mention the bad one, the male god seems to have cut his hair short, and he can see his smooth forehead. Maybe a bold girl will come to confess his love when he goes to the graduation ceremony in a few days. It is not easy to meet after graduation. Anyway, in private I've heard it before, not to mention male gods, even Mao Tianyu's monkey in Huaguoshan is also liked by girls. Now human taste is really making it harder and harder for me to understand.

Of course, the male god who is a top student will definitely not pay attention to these messy things. The male god's world is only learning, even after the high school entrance examination is over, the male god will not relax.

It's getting closer and closer, I'm a bit distracted, I can't help it, it's instinct to covet beauty, no one stipulates that ugly people can't look at beautiful things more, of course I always look secretly, I don't dare to let men God found out.

The male god just ran slowly past my eyes, I squatted down and tried to minimize my sense of existence.

Until the male god ran away, I craned my neck to look again.

I was hungry again, and those words suddenly popped up in my mind: beautiful and delicious.

Before I could regain my senses, an angry color appeared in the corner of my eye.

Whoosh whoosh.

That red-hot sports car went around the outer circle. It was really not easy to drive and stop on such a narrow road, listening to the engine lift the accelerator and step on the brake.

Sure enough, just like yesterday, Sao Baonan suddenly turned the car around when the male god was turning a corner, as if he was specially waiting for this point, and really took great pains to hit the male god.

How boring is Sao Baonan's life

But this time the male god didn't dodge like yesterday, he suddenly squatted down and was about to hit the front of the car. This scene scared me to pieces, and I rushed out of the flower bed.

Probably even the flamboyant man in the car didn't expect that the steering wheel turned abruptly, accompanied by harsh braking sounds.

I opened my eyes in shock, and when I saw that the male god was safe and sound, I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

The male god stood up holding the rescued lump (?), his coherent movements were still very calm, and it seemed that there was no injury at all.I wanted to rush out and hug the male god's running legs and retracted again.

A little disappointed, my biggest advantage is my strength, but it is always useless.

Sao Baonan poked his head out: You are fucking dead!

The male god stared fixedly at the people in the car.

Seen inexplicably by the male god, Sao Baonan: What are you looking at, I have never seen such a handsome man like me!

Male God: There is gum in the eyes.

puff.

God, you are so sharp, does your family know?

Sao Baonan:!

Whoosh.

shrink back.

So fast.

When Sao Baonan pulled his head out again, he had a strange expression on his face, "I came here this time so fucking that I didn't want people to take the blame for nothing. I didn't let anyone tamper with you and the brakes you were sitting on."

"Hmm." The male god's voice was very peaceful.

Well, what the hell, believe it or not?

"Hmph, it's good that I'm not dead, otherwise I'll find someone to be unlucky in the future!"

Sao Baonan seemed very uncomfortable, and dialed a number impatiently, "This is my number, dare to hang up my phone next time and try!"

Then the flirtatious boy got into the car and drove away.

So he actually knew the male god?

The male god didn't answer, his eyes were somewhat nostalgic, and he watched the chartered car leave with inexplicable emotions, before he lowered his head to look at the lump he had just rescued in his arms, huh?It should be a wild cat. It looks small, a little thin, with sparse fur and mixed colors. Such cats are often seen near the community.

Ow!

Miscellaneous Mao actually viciously bit the male god's hand and wanted to take it away, so cruel!

At that moment, a sentence slipped through my mind: let go of that hand, let me do it!

The mixed-haired cat was trying to break free while tearing, its paws made a few cuts on the male god's arm.

You mad dog meow, do you think you are a dog! ?

##Miscellaneous hair##

Today, as always, I went to the designated place to stay.

When I go to high school, there probably won't be such a hidden and convenient place where I can see the male god anytime.

When the time came, he ran in front of me at a constant speed, followed by... Isn't that yellow lump of feces the mad dog that entangled the male god?

The male god stopped, turned to look at the cat, and squatted down.

God, wake up, this cat has rabies!

I wanted to stop it, but my body hurriedly dodged behind the car on the side of the road. By the time I realized it was already too late, why am I so guilty!

From this angle, you can still see the slightly undulating chest of the male god under the fabric, which is so sexy as hell.

The miscellaneous hair rushed over, so fast that it couldn't be seen clearly, and appeared at the feet of the male god in the next second.

Seemingly amused by Za Mao's movements, the male god smiled slightly.

At that moment, I pressed the shutter, and I didn’t know when I took out my mobile phone. It was picked up in a trash can, and it often crashed, but it can still come in handy occasionally.

The male god was probably familiar with Zamao, he took out a small bag of cat food in his pocket and put it on the ground.

The miscellaneous hair rubbed against the trousers of the male god, ouch!He bit the trouser leg of the male god again, and gritted his teeth to bite a hole in the trouser leg before losing interest and started to bury his head in eating. The male god let it bite, and instead of being angry, he smiled and said: "It seems to be a little older, I'll bring you some more tomorrow."

Set the continuous frame to record this picture.

After Za Mao finished eating the last one, he looked up and could no longer see the figure of the male god.

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Miscellaneous Mao ran wildly, darting around looking for someone, his cries became more and more desolate.

That look actually made me feel a little sour.

Of course, Miscellaneous Mao is just a wild cat that can be seen everywhere in the community, why does the male god adopt it with compassion?

The mottled mutton was sparsely distributed on the fur, and at that moment I realized that this ugly mutton cat was not so annoying.

I walked over, "Hey, do you want to live with me?"

Seeing that we are all unsightly, I will show mercy and accept you, right?

Miscellaneous hair looked up at me, that look seemed to understand.Of course, I can see emotions from a cat's eyes. I am naturally curious about my brain circuit. It seems to dislike me very much. After a while, it screamed and collapsed, and only looked at me with those golden eyes when it was far away. Suddenly he opened his mouth wide, and used those canine teeth that looked sharp but were actually sharp to demonstrate to me.

No, even you despise me?

You mean I haven't showered in days? ...a month or two?

##sofa##

At five o'clock, the male god opened his eyes.

When I got up and opened the door to go out, I saw two groups of figures twisting together on the sofa and sleeping together. Seeing their frowns in their dreams, it was certain that they were not sleeping well.

When he was renting a house back then, he came to city a alone, how could he have thought that he would live with someone, even two at a time.

Hey, that's a weird statement.

He had a bed in his bedroom, of course, but it was a single bed, not much bigger than a sofa.

Now Shao Qi and Mao Tianyu have grown a lot taller. They are in the development stage at this age, and it will be uncomfortable to sleep on such a small sofa, and they may not be able to sleep after a while.

Especially the sleeping posture of these two guys, one is nestled in the other's arms, and the other is like holding a large doll. Although I know that Shao Qi is afraid that Mao Tianyu will fall, this movement, no matter from which angle you look at it It's a bit indescribable taste.

It's okay in summer now, and you can occasionally make a floor, but it's not suitable for winter.

Letting the two young masters stay in this small place for so long without a single complaint made the male god feel even more guilty.

After the male god glanced at the "twist", he calmly walked into the kitchen and opened the refrigerator. The eggs were gone...

This point can just catch up with the home-grown eggs sold by the farmer uncle in the suburbs.

The male god's indifferent face still looks elegant and temperamental, but his mind is filled with a list of recent food price increases. If he can't even live well, who cares about maintaining his image.

Besides, in his previous life, he was used to being on the saddle for a certain prince. He has long been used to cooking by himself every day.

Thinking of a certain uneasy guy, the male god stroked his forehead, and he was indeed domesticated... right?

Shao Qi felt very uncomfortable, and there was no place in his body that was comfortable.

Still sticky, flustered by the heat, I opened my eyes uncomfortably.

He was sleepy and tired but couldn't sleep. He stayed up late yesterday. He is not yet an adult, and many things can only be done through his grandfather. However, the continuous losses these days have also made him sober because of the profits.

He is too eager for quick success, impetuous and impatient.

On the contrary, Mao Tianyu is very cautious in every step, even if he occasionally loses money, he maintains a relatively profitable state.

They don't have the capital to play big now, but they have already mastered some rules.

It was still too slow, the situation of the Shao family did not allow him to learn slowly.

A fleshy touch suddenly hugged him, looking at Mao Tianyu who was still soundly asleep in his arms, his baby face was white and rosy, and his naturally cool physique made him like an ice pack, turning the originally irritable Emotions were suppressed.

Shao Qi's eyes were incredibly gentle, and he couldn't help but bowed his head and kissed Mao Tianyu's chubby face.

He faintly sensed that something had changed.

Perhaps this is his true character.

A hint of possessiveness that he didn't realize came to his eyes: I won't give you any reason to leave me.

The male god opened the door and came in, and saw one of them woke up, completely ignoring the other's eyes that were too late to retract, "Help me take these into the kitchen."

"You're back, are you still going for a run later?" With all the sternness on his face gone, Shao Qi smiled cheerfully towards the door, put the person in his arms back on the sofa, and ran to pick it up .

"Well, is there anything in particular you want to eat today?"

"No, you can do whatever you want. You have to go to school to get your report card the day after tomorrow. Have you checked your scores before?"

"Not yet, help me to check it later." The male god opened the plastic bag, took out two eggs and beat them into a bowl, and suddenly said: "The sofa in the living room is too small, I will show you two a sofa in a few days." bed?"

sofa bed……?

Shao Qi looked back at someone who looked like a suckling pig, and raised his mouth, "Okay."

Male God: Why does it seem a little cold?

##adoption##

Shao Qi pointed to the stray hairs on the steps of the stairs: What is it?

I didn't notice Shao Qi changing the subject, and I forgot that Mao Tianyu, who was arguing just now, saw the motionless cat outside their house with an arrogant expression * weird appearance * messy and sparse hair: toys!

Shao Qi: How do you litter the garbage?In this bleak society———

Mao Tianyu continued: "It's because of existence like you."

A new round of bickering begins.

The two opened the door and went in, forgetting about the strange cat statue.

Miscellaneous eyes turned to the door, and buried his head on the ground, "Aww."

It stood up and ran to the puddle, rolling and rolling, scrubbing and scrubbing.Dirty water splashed all over the floor until a broom fell on it.

It was so scared that it jumped up and ran away, woo woo woo.

A stone was thrown at him, and behind him was the child's innocent laughter.

a few days later.

Shao Qi pointed to the dark hairs on the steps: What is it?

Mao Tianyu: What the hell.

The solidified hair and the dark red lump on it looked even uglier than before.

The male god following behind raised his head: What's wrong?

Aww———————

The male god raised his head, and a shadow flew into the air and fell towards his arms.

God:!

##Check Results##

WeChat group [Wind blowing pants cool ass]

Boss (Shao Qi): Have you checked the grades?

Second brother (Ji Anxiang): Damn it, what the hell, after the high school entrance examination, why did you three disappear like a human being? Where did you go fooling around?

Fifth Brother (Liu Yong): Where did you fool around?

Fourth Brother (Tao Wen): Where did you fool around?

Boss: ...Looking at you like this, are you all good?

Second Brother: Hahahahahahaha, you don’t know, don’t you? Go to the campus website to check, the ten of us are now a miracle, the grade directors from Fifth Middle School and Yucheng have called, okay? .

Fourth brother: Little Boying, I think it's not appropriate to take the exam~~

Fifth Brother: It's a piece of cake!

Second brother: Why haven't I seen you for a few days? You look like a caveman. Now the Internet is full of excitement, everyone is discussing the scores, and there are several high scores in the fifth middle school.

Fourth Brother: By the way, do you know how much Wang Si thought about it?

Shao Qi: How much?

Fourth brother: 641, in previous years, the number one in the senior high school entrance examination in our city A was more than 650!Listening to Guo Ming and the others, many people are reading jokes about Li Yu, saying that he will definitely not pass the exam. I have heard rumors that Boying’s score line is very high this year. Although the score line has not yet come down, Li Yu has not appeared so far. Wasn't it said that he had a guilty conscience, and he slapped himself in the face if he failed to chase the goddess!

Second Brother: Now she is being snapped up by many schools. Speaking of which, do you still remember her suitor, Jia Siwen, the one who wanted to frame Li Yu for committing crimes last time? I heard Guo Ming said that the test this time is not bad!Focus is not a problem!Right now, I was afraid to ask Guo Ming about Li Yu's score.Of course Guo Ming said he didn't know. To be honest, did Li Yu fail the exam?

Third brother (Ahong): He had been hung up on salt water for several days, but he failed the exam...

Fifth Brother: That's right, I guess they won't perform very well, this time they will be embarrassed.

Second brother: What kind of attitude do you have? The high school entrance examination is nothing, the college entrance examination is what matters.Besides, Li Yu really didn't get in, so we applied to other schools together, wanting to slap them in the face and make their big dreams come true!

Shao Qi: Slap in the face?Hey, I'll check the score first, and I'll talk about it later.

After pressing the screen, Shao Qi looked towards the living room.

Mao Tianyu passed the door carrying a basin of cat food and walked towards Miscellaneous Mao.

Miscellaneous hair, now known as wood, talent skills: pretending to be a statue, pretending to be dead, and biting people.

The wood has been cleaned, and he is sitting on the lap of the male god and taking a nap, no matter how provocative Mao Tianyu is, he looks noble and glamorous.

"You dead cat, who is feeding you every day! I am your food and clothing parent!"

"Aw! Aww! Aww!"

"You're a cat, how can you learn from a wolf! It doesn't matter if you're so ugly—ahhh, you bite me, how dare you bite me!"

"Ooooooooooo-"

Mao Tianyu's voice came from the living room.

Shao Qi closed them, even if there was any bad news, he didn't want to let Li Yu know immediately.

He took out the admission tickets of the three people, turned on the computer and entered the inquiry network.

After checking the two sheets, I breathed a sigh of relief when I saw the above results.

Li language is left.

Type the last number and press enter.

Shao Qi's eyes slowly widened.