Social animals don't deserve love

I picked up Mr. Ranpo at the station in the morning, finished work at noon and left the Metropolitan Police Department, and went to the agreed pot sausage shop just in time for lunch.

There are three members of Mr. Jiro's family, the detective at the horse farm, and the brothers and sisters of the Lin family. These acquaintances are all there.A young man with a platinum mushroom head macaron color is sitting in the middle with a paper cup drinking Coke. I admire his style of color matching, which is fierce and eye-catching.

"Yeah~ from the Armed Detective Agency." The boy beckoned at us, and Mr. Ranpo diverted his attention to him: "Ah...that's not Matsuda..."

"Why is there a red stripe on the back of the black widow spider?" He interrupted Mr. Ranpo's whisper, and the question he asked seemed to have nothing to do with the topic at hand.

What kind of classification code is this for a new species?

"The answer is from the Armed Detective Agency." Mushroom head raised the paper cup at me.

Look up at the ceiling and think about the red stripes on the back of the black spider. The combination of the two colors has a gorgeous dark gothic style, coupled with the special attributes of the poisonous spider.

"Warning, difference, and most importantly, it looks cool enough!"

"bgo!" Mushroom put down the paper cup and moved its position: "Correct answer!"

The local snakes squeezed one by one, squeezed out three seats for us.Kyoka went to sit with Misaki, and I stayed with Mr. Ranpo—he was a little nervous, like a child who suddenly found out that his friend had other friends, and was worried that his friend would be snatched away.

After everyone was seated, Zenji Baba held up his wine glass: "First of all, congratulations to Lin Lin for finally being reunited with her sister, cheers~"

"Congratulations!"

I originally thought that Mr. Ranpo didn't know these weird "service industry" people, but in fact they are very familiar with each other—"Ahahahaha, it's rare for Edogawa-kun to find the address before the party is over! "

Zenji Baba grabbed his hair and laughed to ease the atmosphere. Mr. Ranpo took the chopsticks I handed him and broke them open, mercilessly despising the "physics" reasoner: "Have you closed the door yet? Stop being a detective and change to a master of everything." More relevant."

"Well, you're really welcome." He let himself go and turned to me: "This guy is weird and interesting, isn't he?"

"Because of the exemption regulations in the "Detective Practice Law"? To protect the client or complete the commission, take some actions that cross the line." I poured drinks for Mr. Ranpo and Jinghua while responding to his complaint just now, busy In the middle, Mr. Chongbachang nodded: "Mr. Ranpo is the treasure of the world."

"Hum hum hum hum!"

Being shunned by the hair, the famous detective felt that the little partner would definitely stand on his side and would not run away with others. He felt almost safe enough, so he turned his lips and looked at the platinum mushroom head boy at the beginning: "Armed detective agencies don't come for no reason." Come and swim in the muddy waters of Bodo, don't take your ideas to our side."

"Hehe!" Mushroom head walked past me with a Coke in his hand and waved: "My name is Xia Tian, ​​what about you?"

"Yada, it's our first time meeting. Well, I'm sorry to be rude..." The first time he put down his hand, I turned my arm and found a "redback spider" from the collar covered by my hair.

As long as you have worked with Dazai Osamu for more than a month, no matter who has worked with Dazai Osamu, you will be a little bit enlightened about the operation of putting a bug.

——When an intelligence broker suddenly approaches you, the monitoring equipment is not too far away.

"Hahahahahahaha! The car overturned, the car overturned, I am so laughing!" Mr. Luanbu laughed loudly while slapping the seat cushion, I pursed the corner of my mouth and returned the spider bug: "Thank you for your attention, insects are unnecessary. "

"Okay." Xia Tian shrugged his shoulders, turned back and sat down on the seat: "I need some basic information about you, and I will use it as a commission."

This was originally a good condition. I took out a resume from my pocket and handed it over: "This should be fine."

The resume was sorted out for me by editor Kawase last month. He said that if there is a chance in the future, we can have some in-depth cooperation, such as manga and other good things.

Xia Tian took the resume, opened it, nodded and put it away: "That's enough, and I can give you some discounts. As a thank you, can you introduce me to the expert behind you?"

Farewell, the flower bag is really unbearable.

"When it comes to hacking skills in Kansai, Xia Tian must be the number one. The situation of our colleagues is quite special. People with different abilities cannot be compared within the scope."

Without the consent of Huadai, of course we will not leak his information.Fortunately, when Xia Tian heard that the so-called master was suspected of cheating, he immediately gave up his desire to get acquainted with the competition: "So that's the case... forget it."

Ability is so unscientific and unreasonable.

The atmosphere in the Guochang shop became harmonious again.I stared at Kyoka and Mr. Ranpo and had a good lunch before letting go of these two children. In the afternoon, I took them to the hot springs that I had booked earlier. I ate ramen, hot spring eggs, and hot spring steamed buns. The next day Return to Yokohama by Shinkansen in the morning.

When I went there, there was nothing in the box except the file, but when I came back, the box was full of Hakata specialties.

Boxed ramen, mentaiko, edamame cream daifuku, and ramen are so stuffed that there is almost no room for a certificate.

It was already noon when I returned to Yokohama, so I didn’t have to go to the detective agency to sell my holidays this day, so I just lay down in the dormitory to rest, and it would not be too late to go to work the next day.

Kyoka and I went to Hakata together, and came back two days late due to special circumstances. Except for her new friend Fujimaru Tachika who called to ask questions, there was no worried classmate.

"Fujimaru-kun is a good boy, Kyouka should get along well with her. I've prepared a gift for your friend. Go and write the postcard yourself. Don't forget to take it to school tomorrow."

Walking out of the bathroom while drying my hair, I opened the case and took out the tote bag.The rest will be slowly distributed to colleagues tomorrow... Ha~ I'm sleepy, I seem to have forgotten something, well, it shouldn't be important if I can't remember, let's talk about it tomorrow...

Wrapping your head tightly under the quilt, you fell asleep for a second, and when you opened your eyes, it was already dawn.

The handbag on the low table disappeared, leaving only a rice ball with sliced ​​mentaiko from the Family Mart.

After washing up, I poured myself a cup of hot water and ate breakfast, which could almost be called lunch. I stretched and got up, changed clothes, and went to work on leave.

The newly bought dress was given to Qiaomei when I was in Bodo, and later her brother gave me back a new pearl white dress that looked extremely gentle. I have to say that Lin has a very good eye, especially when choosing skirts.

Hmm... how nice is it to have an older brother who can share dresses and make-up?

After changing clothes, took the letter, closed the door and locked it, and walked 15 minutes to the office door.

"Good day, I'm back from a business trip..."

The wooden door fell silently, and a gust of wind blew by, picking up the scattered papers on the ground and flying past my feet.

The two sides were silent for more than ten seconds, I threw away all kinds of paper bags and pressed my hands on my cheeks: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

The office walls are full of bullet holes!Documents were scattered everywhere, reports were flying all over the sky, colleagues fell over their shoulders, scissor legs were scissor legs, a piece of black suit lay on the ground, and various guns and ammunition control knives were scattered scattered.

When will this be cleaned up!Do I have to work overtime on the first day back from a business trip? !

Mr. Ranpo sat on his work and said heartlessly: "Ah, it seems that I have finally been discovered!"

"Eh?"

Before my question mark appeared, a white-haired boy rushed out from behind and hit me stumped.He seemed more surprised than I was, almost petrified in place.

"Fubuki-chan is back~" It was Dazai Osamu who followed me and stretched out his hand to support me. After letting go of his hand, he expressed high admiration for my new dress: "Every time I see you after a few days, Fuyuki-chan has changed. It’s even more beautiful~ Hey, why don’t you go to sacrifice your love with me today?”

"Dazai, I brought you a present." I smiled and picked up the paper bag full of souvenirs and rummaged through it, and found a plastic box: "Crab, very unique way of making it."

Pretend not to see what is going on in the office, and avoid difficult problems that you don't want to face: "Look, raw pickled crab in Korean spicy sauce!"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Don't joke, is this revenge?

In order to avoid the two glowing hell dishes, Osamu Dazai decisively chose to divert the trouble, grabbed the petrified white-haired boy and dangled it in front of me: "I picked it up, although it is a bit stupid, it is still cute." Let's go~"

"Is this a tiger?" I looked up at the poor boy who was about to cry, "The orphan who escaped from the orphanage..."

"Meow!" Socrates, who has been living in the office for the past few days, swooped over. I reached out to catch him and hugged him in my arms, frantically stroking his hair: "Okay, okay, I like Socrates the most. ua!"

Holding the cat, I had the courage to look back at the office that seemed to be robbed: "What happened? Do I need to call the police?"

"No, you can just throw people out." Mr. Kunikida threw away the white-haired old man who was still carrying: "It's just a few PortMafia. Hurry up and help me sort out the information, there are some reports that haven't been processed in time... "

"Oh." I walked to my seat and looked at the scattered reports to be completed and the bullets embedded in the legs of the table. The corners of my eyes twitched: "..."

It is tolerable, what is unbearable!I don't want to work overtime!

"No one is allowed to throw it away! Tie these into a bunch for me! Dazai, go and tell Mr. Mori, if you don't see a ransom amount that satisfies me in an hour, these people will let him go to court to defend himself!"

"Violation of other people's residences! Damage to property without reason! Carrying controlled weapons! Intentional injury! I will sue him for bankruptcy!"

ah!The most tempered investigator couldn't help but explode. It seems that the black lizards really didn't come to the door on the right day, at least don't be hit by Ms. Yada.

"Hi! Everything is tied up firmly!" Kenji raised an arm to indicate that the senior's suggestion was very good, and Dazai Osamu called the phone with a "beep beep beep" before Kunikida could react: "Ah, Mr. Mori, I heard just now Is there a voice? I tried to stop it, but I didn't stop it, you understand!"

The newcomer who watched everything: "..."

—Have I entered a terrible place?Is it too late to quit now?Will quitting be dead?I don't want to die!

The author has something to say: Highlights of this chapter

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