Social animals don't deserve love

"Ah... the guardian of Quan Jinghua, right?"

The male teacher glanced at me and immediately lowered his head to look for the information. After searching for a while, he looked up at Spectacle Flower again: "Quan Jinghua, Class B of the second year, come with me."

"Yes, yes, I am one of Xiao Jinghua's temporary guardians. I will entrust you to take care of this child for the next two years."

In fact, I don't think he can take care of Jinghua, but as an adult, you should always speak politely in social situations.Perhaps this is hopelessly hypocritical, but most parents are especially willing to take this form out of good intentions.

Mr. Kunikida also repeated my politeness, and the four of us, three, one, one, and one, walked through the corridor to the door of Class B of the second year.

"The guardian is waiting here, or you can go directly to the auditorium to sit. Quan Jinghua, come with me."

The teacher in charge of the class opened the door and brought in the mirror, and there were bursts of "wolf howling" in the classroom.

I ran to the window and peeked in sideways to find out who was shouting so loudly. This kid had better pray that he would not fall into the hands of anyone from the Armed Detective Agency. No matter how many civil servants there are, don’t forget that we still have The word "armed".Suddenly there was a shadow beside me, and Mr. Kunikida, whose purpose was the same as mine, asked in a low voice, "Can you see which one it is?"

"See clearly, none of them can escape." I also answered him in a low voice, pointing out a few teenagers who were extraordinarily trying to attract the little beauty's attention.

Standing on the podium, Xiao Jinghua didn't need to mention how competitive she was. She didn't pay attention to the weak chickens below. She calmly wrote down her name and briefly introduced herself, and was arranged to sit next to another orange-haired girl.

Girls are good, girls can play together very easily, even if there is any conflict, with Kyoka's force value, there is basically no suspense in a one-handed fight, which makes me feel more at ease.

Well... even if a parent knows that their child is superior in martial arts, they will unconsciously wear a [-]-meter filter, deceiving themselves and pretending that she will always be a cute little girl who needs extra care and care.Don't try to wake up a person who is pretending to be asleep, give up, it won't help.

"It doesn't seem to be a problem...Leave Yata and go to pick up the others outside the auditorium."

Mr. Kunikida also breathed a sigh of relief, stood up straight again, opened his handbook and quickly wrote down a sum.

I didn't intend to pay attention to what he wrote. I was only thinking that I could see Jinghua appearing in the class line in the auditorium later, and then I could see how much these students accepted her, so I hurriedly asked the teacher in charge After signaling farewell, he should go to the stairs first.

When I came outside the auditorium, I found that there were no so-called "off-duty" colleagues at all. Everyone was standing in the shade of a tree in formal attire that could almost attend the Ministry of the Interior commendation meeting. Even Socrates was wearing the small suit prepared last night. Wearing a small hat, being lured out of the flight box by Naomi with snacks...

The cherry blossoms are about to fall, and a few sporadic flowers are dotted among the reddish tender leaves. A group of "parents" who are obviously different attract the attention of passers-by.

"Oh, Fubuki-chan and Kunikida-kun~ came just in time."

Dazai Zhihuan was dangling around the trench coat pocket and looked around: "Ah ... peaceful and relaxed campus life, it is really enviable.

"Instead of being envious, it's better to say that you are the chief culprit who made your campus life neither peaceful nor easy. Don't do anything in school that may mislead students, you bastard scum!" Kunikida-san complained about Dazai without even hesitating , It is instinctive at first glance.Unknowingly, the two of them have been partners for two years, and they both know each other quite well, uh...maybe.

Anyway, Dazai must know Kunikida well, so he can repeatedly jump across the bottom line where he was beaten to death.

Naomi let go of Socrates and jumped up to hold my arm: "How is it? Wasn't the whistle very loud when Kyoka entered the classroom?"

I raised my hand and supported my chin and nodded deeply: "That's right, so I recorded the faces of all the people who made the sound. This situation really needs to be closely monitored... right!"

Tighten the gloves with Dr. Yosano to express appreciation.

Passers-by who accidentally passed by and heard this conversation were almost terrified.

As for not? !

After entering the auditorium, we "parents" gathered together and waited to see the students line up.The principal was always the first to speak at the podium, and President Fukuzawa walked out with him, calmly and calmly seated at the guest-of-honor table.

All detective agency members including me: "..."

——The most protective person in the whole society is the president!

Since it is not a term for entering a higher school in the academic system, the opening ceremony is relatively simple.The principal speaks for 10 minutes, the student council chairs for 5 minutes, and the job is over.The students of all classes lined up to return to the classroom, and the "transfer students" saw her strange "guardians".

Some are as strict as a math teacher, some are as gentle as the sister next door, there are weirdos covered in bandages, there are couples who stick together, there are strong elder sisters, and a squinting eye who ignores discipline from beginning to end and gnaws on a sugar ball.

"Izumi seems to be different from everyone else..." The thoughts quickly spread, coupled with Jinghua's suspicious expression of Sanwu's expressionless expression, except for the orange-haired girl walking next to her who seemed to be... It seems that the surrounding area is very deserted.

"Ah...it's okay, after all, it's the first day I entered the class, so it's normal to be unfamiliar."

I managed to find a reason to comfort myself, but Akiko looked away first: "The most beautiful girl is always the most excluded, right Fubuki."

"Huh? I don't know, and I'm not," I scratched my loose forehead hair with a dazed expression: "Is it possible?"

Colleagues put on faces of "you are hopeless", greeted each other and walked outside me: "It's rare to come out in such a formal dress, how about finding a restaurant for dinner?"

"Eh? Eh——! What are you walking? Is there something wrong?" I hurriedly trot to catch up, completely unable to understand.I am not a beautiful woman, how can I understand that beautiful women are not excluded?

It's not a beauty, it's the same, no one takes the initiative to talk to me!

In the end, everyone found a cafeteria with a good reputation for dinner. In the words of Mr. Ranpo, "There are always times when I want to eat something outside."

After Kyoka returned to school, the rest of my vacation time became more idle. When I had nothing to do, I hugged the cat in the dormitory to read and sleep and draw pictures. Occasionally, I went out to visit Ms. Matsuyama at my hometown in Aoba District, or went to Sakaguchi’s old house to give Yato He Zhaoma sent "offering".

Of course, the "property division mediation case" that had been scheduled for a long time was finally carried out as scheduled.

Lawyers Machiko and Gu Meimen came from Tokyo. To express my gratitude, I set the address of the negotiation at Judo Hall near Mirai Minato. It is also very close to the Ministry of Internal Affairs, so that I will not waste any precious working time of the glasses.

Mr. Lawyer was still talking as fast as before. Fortunately, the pre-dinner snacks provided by Jutang were plentiful and sufficient so that I was not bombarded too badly by him.

——When he found out that I didn't plan to squeeze my ex-husband dry, the lawyer was about to explode. Even his assistant, my classmate Machiko, couldn't understand.

Just as he was complaining loudly: "There are never ideals in marriage, some are either compromised and given up, or full of bloody struggles. There is no peaceful divorce at all, and you will only get stuck in the quagmire. (Note)" At that time, the door of the glasses was opened by the waiter Congratulations.Lawyer Gu Meimen rolled her eyes and turned around, almost hitting my forehead with that super-presence finger: "You are a big idiot!"

Machiko: "Lawyer Gu Meimen, stop doing this!"

Feelings of social death anytime, anywhere.

I don't know what aspect of his idiot scolding, so I can only keep silent based on the principle of trusting the lawyer.

"Mr. Sakaguchi, you already know the purpose of our visit. Please don't waste too much time on meaningless greetings. Let's get to the point." He took out a list as he spoke. The property details and proportion paid by the other party.

I am not a pure full-time housewife, but I have fulfilled all the obligations as a wife while insisting on working. In addition to the "inclination" to full-time housewives, the law also includes other similar compensation for lost work and mental damage. It can really strip off the glasses and leave only a pair of underwear.

Strictly speaking, Ango Sakaguchi and I broke up peacefully, so there is no intention of killing them all.I just want to divide it in any way, as long as he finally signs it, even if he doesn't pay anything, I'm willing.

The glasses took the list and read it from beginning to end, took out a pen from his suit pocket, and added two lines at the back: "I have nothing worth keeping around, it's better as real estate than leaving it there and leaving it alone. Give it to the former wife so that she will not have a fixed place in the future."

This is why women are not advised to be full-time housewives with peace of mind—if President Fukuzawa hadn’t given me a job out of sympathy, if it hadn’t been for my parents leaving me a considerable amount of inheritance, if the person sitting across from me at this moment was someone Scum, then the future I am facing is not just "living without a fixed place".

Lawyer Gu Meimen picked up the list to have a look, then handed it to me: "Is there anything else?"

It turned out that he added the two houses under his name to the back, but I shook my head and refused: "The taxes and fees are too high, I don't have time to deal with renting out, and selling is also very troublesome, don't push the trouble to me."

Lawyer Gu Meimen raised her hand and covered her mouth, wishing she could grab me and shake it vigorously to shake the water out of her mind: "Do you know how much the two properties in Yokohama are worth!?"

Machiko looked left and right with a confused face: This is the first time she has seen such a case where a divorced couple is afraid of the other party's disadvantage.

"Compared to this, it will take more time... I just want to get a divorce, not to make a fortune." Why do I need so many houses?Be cheated by "Russian friends" again?

Mr. Lawyer didn't seem to understand that there are still people who would throw away the money that was sent to them, and he was full of "unbelievable" and "crazy" smells.

"Have you been stepped on the head by a mountain gorilla who escaped from the zoo, so you are confused? Have you ever understood the reserve of money for a woman living alone?"

"Oh my God, I won't meet another idiot who is desperate for love. The average national IQ is getting worse every year because of you idiots! Believe me, if you have no children but have money, you can definitely Buy all types of love. For example, I have at least a hundred ways to make this stupid and cute wife happy every day."

I:"……"

Glasses: "..."

Lawyers actually encourage their clients to buy "love" with money. Did the wave of Custom Street give you twice?

Glasses went to the meeting alone without a lawyer. At this moment, he is more converging with lawyer Gu Meimen: "I am a useless man, and I can only make compensation in material terms. I can make Fuxue your life easier in the future." For the few things that happened, just take it as my apology."

When he said these words, his hand on the table looked like he wanted to lift the table, probably because he couldn't beat us because there were so many people on our side, so he held back in the end.

The scene quickly changed to my lawyer and my ex-husband trying to persuade me to take more property, which always felt weird.

Lawyer Gu Meimen: Does this kind of client need special protection?She has already solved everything by herself, the only thing she needs to worry about is that her heart is too soft, she can obviously strip off the glasses...

In the end, the old house left by my mother-in-law was forced by Mr. Sakaguchi. At the same time, he also designated two-thirds of my monthly salary as my future "nurturing money", which will last until his death.The law generally defines it as one-third, which is good, and it is directly reversed.

I reached a strange agreement based on the idea of ​​finishing things early and getting peace early. I chose to give in and sign the final divorce confirmation letter and the original of the property division letter.

In terms of legal significance, this marriage has finally come to an end completely, without further disturbances.

Before leaving, Ango Sakaguchi took out two velvet boxes from his pocket and put them on the table: "This is the wedding ring you took off, and another one that my mother gave you before she passed away. They no longer have the shackles given by the world. Meaning, it can be regarded as a reserve grain that can be cashed out at any time. I'm sorry, Fuxue."

And I took out the "family support" passbook that hadn't been touched before and returned it to him: "I planned to save it until your retirement to buy you the best and most expensive wig, but I didn't expect that I would not make it to that time."

The glasses couldn't say a word for a long time, and they pushed the two velvet boxes forward and again dryly.

I opened the two velvet boxes under the spotlight of everyone's eyes. In one box lay a deep and clear sapphire ring, and in the other I had seen its kind in the gem merchant Richard's records...

The pink sapphire, Padparadscha, which means "flower of the lotus", lies quietly on the velvet backing, responding to the sunshine outside the window in late spring and early summer, which is constantly rotating and emitting warm but mysterious light.

"Justice for the Weak"...?

I could almost hear the voice of the cash register ringing in the soul of lawyer Gu Meimen next to me. Just as I was about to refuse, the lawyer raised his finger again, but this time he was spectacled: "Your so-called apology is just condescending sympathy. , the pity of 'civilization' brought about by poor status. Look at my client, there is nothing wrong with him from head to toe except that he is stupid, or in other words, he is so stupid that he still has friendly expectations for a hopeless man. I'm having a hard time finding adjectives like ugly, vile, self-willed, egotistical, cunning, dirty, etc. that would apply to any human being to define her."

"You'd better let go of the sense of superiority you don't know where you come from and the figure of a public official, and look at yourself clearly. You are also an ugly rascal who can be attributed to the bottom of any of the above adjectives. The so-called apology and compensation are nothing more than Self-satisfaction, self-indulgence, and self-exculpation. Even after the divorce, she still has absolute conscious influence on her ex-wife, constantly pressuring her to beat her self, forcing her to admit that she is in a lower status than you, Forced to look up at you. In this divorce case, you seem to be in a pitiful role of being abandoned and hurt, but in fact, you have trapped my client in "injustice" and have been criticized and disputed by the world. She is the real loser. Let me tell you what you look like, conceited, arrogant, contemptuous, hypocritical and cowardly, relying on luck to deceive such a beautiful wife who doesn't know how to cherish glasses, useless, idiot!"

His voice was too loud, two bodyguards with glasses broke in from the door, the beauty Bubblegum unsheathed her long knife and pressed it on Mr. Gu Meimen's neck, and the wooden warehouse in Mr. Driver's hand also opened the insurance.

Lawyer Gu Meimen: "..."

This is not the same as imagined?Didn't you agree with the ordinary Ministry of the Interior?Which social animal still wears two bodyguards when going in and out?

I kept Machiko behind me, clenched the blade with my left hand and lifted the low table with tea and a velvet ring box in front of me with my right hand: "Get your guards out, Ango Sakaguchi."

"That's right, I'm a stupid, ugly, despicable, capricious, egotistical, cunning, dirty, cowardly, hypocritical, and a rascal who has fallen to the bottom. It is precisely because of this that I eagerly long for Ms. Yada Fubuki." Ango waved his hand to the bodyguard Evacuate the room: "Sorry, this is my private matter, please wait a little longer next door."

Mr. Driver focused on lawyer Quangu Meimen, and then Machiko, and confirmed that the combat effectiveness of the two sides was basically the same. In a real fight, the assistant officer might have the upper hand (...).He put away the wooden warehouse and shouted, and when I let go of the long knife and returned it to the scabbard, the lawyer hurriedly inhaled.

Just now, they were so imposing and angry at the glasses, but now they are cowardly. It seems that they have not represented the case in Yokohama so much that their psychological quality is so fragile.

"Mr. Sakaguchi, you still have 15 minutes."

The Bubble Gum beauty reminded her, she walked out of the room with the driver and guarded the door again with a knife in hand.

"PortMafia has a punishment for calming anger, and as natives we might as well borrow it."

The glasses turned back and fumbled behind him. First he took out a pair of handcuffs, looked at them and stuffed them back in. Then he took out his wooden box, opened the safety and put it on another table that was not overturned by me: "Three shots plus two foot."

"If I am really as miserable as the lawyer described without knowing it, please get rid of this scoundrel who maliciously suppressed my ex-wife's self-awareness."

Machiko hid behind Lawyer Gu Meimen and let out a small exclamation. Lawyer Gu Meimen... hid behind me and whispered to me: "What exactly does your ex-husband do?"

amount……

To be honest, I only figured out his profession after the divorce, and there was no deliberate misleading of the lawyer.

"The assistant to the chief of a section of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, the main job is to deal with unnatural incidents across the country..."

Before I could finish speaking, lawyer Gu Meimen and Machiko exclaimed "噫——!" and retreated at least one meter away.If it weren't for the limited size of the room, they might be able to hide as far away as possible.

"It's almost enough. I signed the original agreement and signed it. Congratulations to Ms. Yada for her new life. Well, let's not just stay and leave now. Besides..." Lawyer Gu Meimen dragged Machiko against the wall bit by bit She moved away from her glasses and said, "I haven't thought about pursuing Ms. Yada, not even for a second!"

Never thought about what you said? ? ?

Before I could complain, Mr. Lawyer took my high school classmates out of the room and fled without even taking a sip of water. The distance from "flying away" was only short of rolling up smoke on the ground.

"Huh." The glasses sneered like a victor, picked up the wooden warehouse, found a random direction and pulled the trigger: "There is no bullet loaded, how could it be possible to come to see Fuyuki with a deadly and dangerous weapon with him?"

This kind of sneak-changing concepts and personal attacks can't even break his defense for him, so he doesn't need to take it to heart.

Ah... no, in fact, I still really care about it, so much that I care about it to death, otherwise I wouldn't even pull out the gun in a flash of brain.

I, who was also startled by his sudden blackening, didn't react at all, and looked down all over the floor for something I could get my hands on.

Ango Sakaguchi, who didn't wait for a response, stared blankly for a while with his glasses on, and suddenly realized that he wanted to run away.

——But it was too late. His wife, who had never yelled at him for so many years, raised a decorative wine bottle and attacked fiercely. fight.

"Chuuxue, Fuxue, I was wrong, put down the wine bottle first. Calm down, calm down, okay?"

Why is the private room in Ju Tang so small?No matter how you run, you can't run away!

"Stop, I have to send you to the ICU today. Don't worry, the Armed Detective Agency will guarantee that the afternoon work of the Ability Secret Service Division will not be interrupted!"

I have to get into trouble today because of the petting of my colleagues!Kill you bad glasses!

"I was really wrong, be careful not to hurt yourself by mistake, ah—!"

The glasses were chased to the sky, there was no way to enter the ground, there was nowhere to go, and I didn't check my feet. I stepped on the creases of the floor and fell headfirst. I followed him and couldn't react. A bottle hit him on the back of the head, and I was also taken down. On the ground...

Outside

Bubble Gum Beauty: "Have they finished discussing? Listening to the sound, is it hands-on?"

Mr. Driver: "It's okay, it's just pecking at each other, what's the big deal. As a man, it doesn't hurt or itch if you get hit twice to vent your anger on your wife."

Bubble Gum Beauty: "Really? Why do I think it's a bit loud?"

Mr. Driver: "Take it as two Mr. Sakaguchi fighting each other. How can there be any damage?"

Bubble Gum Beauty: "Eh... that's right. At most, rub iodophor to count as the strength value of Mr. Sakaguchi."

The author has something to say: combine two chapters into one, and there will be another chapter later to make up for what was missing yesterday.

Highlights of this chapter

Kyoka Enrollment

can be turned on

school life

never

again by someone

teach weird skills

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