Social animals don't deserve love

Finally, I found Osamu Dazai on a beach, who was leaning on a railing and looking into the distance.

Looking at this guy from behind, he exudes a gloomy and deep breath from head to toe, as if he just climbed out of the holy grail, but he approached to say hello and take another look

There are perfect palm marks on the cheeks, and the finger knuckles imprinted are slender and slender, with neat and clean nail tips, which should belong to a petite and lovely lady.

and so……

"It failed again." I lay on the railing next to him and kicked a stone into the sea, and Osamu Dazai followed suit: "Yeah, it failed again, a big failure."

"A young girl with a better appearance is invited to die in love by a strange man. Resistance is the right choice, really." I kicked the second stone mercilessly, and the depressed man beside me snorted: "It's so difficult... Things often run counter to the initial expectations, and in this case, should I take suicide failure as the target of action, so that the possibility of final success in theory will be greatly improved, what do you think, Fuxue-chan?"

A failed "suicide failure"...?

"I've read one, it's interesting." I didn't look at him, staring at the foamy waves lapping on the rocks under my feet: "A homeless man wants to be caught in prison so he can spend the winter. The purpose was to steal, cheat, and harass conservatively dressed women on the side of the road, but all failed.”

"Innocuous little evil, what about the end?" Dazai pressed his face against the railing, his pouty cheeks made the red palm print more conspicuous.I couldn't help laughing at his **, cleared his throat and continued: "In the end, he was tired and hungry, frightened by the strange reactions of others, decided to change his mind and be a good person, so he sat on a park bench and followed the sound coming from afar." Church bells humming hymns."

Before I finished speaking, Osamu Dazai took the topic away: "Then he was suspected by the police who happened to pass by, and then he was imprisoned? It is really an educational book... second only to this one."

He was referring to the book "Complete Sex" that he never left, a pocket book in paperback that fits just right into the bag of a sand-colored windbreaker.

"So, when you really change your mind, maybe there will be a good girl whose brains were kicked by a wild donkey in Ueno Zoo and would like to die with you?"

——The premise is that you can still be willing to wave goodbye to the world when the time comes.

Osamu Dazai felt that something was wrong, but it seemed to be in line with the logic he had thrown out before, so he chose to give up thinking after being puzzled: "It makes sense! Then where do we start? Go buy a box of pens and give it away." How about Kunikida-kun!"

Can't you think about teasing your partner a few times less?

"Forget it, it's up to you..." You should know that this guy is hopeless, maybe a few more beatings will be fine, "I'm in some trouble."

I decided to get straight to the point and stop chatting with him: "It should be said that this trouble is still a bit big."

Osamu Dazai pushed the railing and stood up straight, with a flash of understanding in his kite-colored eyes: "Fubuki-chan said it was a big trouble, you should choose to submit the report as soon as possible instead of chatting with me!"

"No... I can't see any clues at present, there is no evidence, but the trend is not very good." I told him the changes before and after "meeting" Dostoyevsky: "It seems that foreign liars intend to attack a Divorced women swindle money and sex, but in fact... no liar can have such patience and spend more than half a year in planning. Besides, what kind of wealth and sex do I have that is worth such a lot of effort? Take a step back and talk about it. Dostoevsky, whose eyes were covered with oysters, really fell in love with me at first sight... Well, this assumption is a bit disgusting."

I patted my chest and managed to calm down the disgust. I turned my head and continued: "Is the normal pursuit difficult? Why use hypnosis or mind control. Unless what he needs is to get something from me that only I can do." Something that is easily obtained. Maybe it’s information, maybe it’s intelligence, it doesn’t matter.”

"Ango Sakaguchi, and the Supernatural Secret Service Division, this is the real purpose of the Russians."

The black-haired young man listened carefully to my description and nodded seriously: "It's very easy, just go ahead and Ango tricked him out, then knocked him unconscious and threw him to Dostoevsky. How do you feel about blowing snow sauce if we will call the police to arrest the victor in the name of 'personal injury' after we decide the winner?"

"..." How much damage can you do!

I pressed the well that appeared out of nowhere on my forehead: "It's not good, Ms. Michiko Tsushima, why didn't you go to fuck?"

He has handled so many headless reports for him, and the handwriting is unrecognizable.

"Didn't Chuuxue sauce draw a picture of someone else's women's clothing to go to the readers? You can't use the same person to use the same trick repeatedly!" He smiled innocently and innocently, and I gouged him out: "I can still Then draw a picture of your animal ear mother and sell it, and then I will buy you a life accident insurance."

"Ah... no, this really won't work, thanks."

The topic was finally brought back to the normal track. Osamu Dazai suddenly asked a person's name: "Ryunosuke Akutagawa, Fubuki-chan must be familiar?"

"Uh, it's surprisingly familiar. You mean to bind the power of the port mafia with us to jointly resist the test that may come at any time? It's not impossible, Junichiro, or Kyoka? No, the two of them None of them are suitable, Junichiro tends to be a support type, and Kyoka...is too young."

Dazai's own supernatural ability... I haven't seen it before. Looking at his slender arms and legs, you can tell that he is not the type who can rush to the front and punch.This guy is smart and lazy. If I were him, he would find a way to keep himself in the center of the balance point, and then happily lie in the enemy's base camp eating apples and waiting for rescue.

"So~so~ well~ before the cold snap from Siberia causes a large-scale drop in temperature, we have to find some ways to keep out the cold first." Stuffing his hands into the pockets of his windbreaker, he jumped off the stone pier: "The report is Please, Fubuki-chan~"

——It turned out to be Dostoevsky, the famous devil in the world.

Hahahahaha!

This guy has his flips too.

After a round of gloating in his heart, he put away his expression: "That gentleman will definitely turn around and run away when he realizes that things are out of control. Even if we go to the hospital now, we can't find anything. In short, the extra snacks in the future will be directly stuffed into Just put it in my closet, don't be fooled by a strange man next time."

"No, he will be suspicious, but he won't run away so quickly." I already understand the natural arrogance of people with supernatural powers when they face ordinary people, and I looked down at the time on my phone: "After work, I will Go to the hospital as if you don’t know anything. Maybe fall into hypnosis again until necessary, please wake me up.”

"On the shelf of Kadokawa Shoten, there will be Oda Sakunosuke for sale next month. I will not forget the cover I designed, so I will use that as a 'mark'."

I looked up at the black-haired young man with a startled expression, and the next second he laughed: "Chuuxue-chan, even I... didn't expect to get such an answer."

Should it be said that he is a genius without self-knowledge?Once an abnormality is discovered and confirmed, a decision is made immediately, and after successfully getting rid of the weak position, not only does not retreat, but turns around to seize the opponent's weakness and launch a counterattack on the spot.

The knife that Mr. Sen suffered was really not wronged.

"At present, we don't know any information other than Dostoevsky's big picture. You also said that we have to find ways to keep out the cold. I am the only one who can do something now." I said. Frown and think in your shoes

If it were me, I would travel thousands of miles to leave my hometown and go to a strange city. I hope that the rewards I get are not just simple money. There must be something else that inspires me to work hard to get it.Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoyevsky was a very purposeful and powerful man, as can be seen from his choice to hypnotize me.

Both pious and arrogant, both humble and arrogant.

Osamu Dazai also frowned: "Although I'm very touched, I don't recommend Fubuki-chan to do this! That person, Dostoevsky, is very dangerous."

"For this person, as far as I know, his supernatural ability is called 'crime and punishment', and he is good at collecting intelligence. Everything else is a mystery."

That is a shrewd and clever liar. Many small organizations have been reduced to his tools and thrown away after they are used up.With this kind of hypocrisy and submissiveness, it is tantamount to seeking skin with a tiger.

Then he heard a pensive woman next to him say: "Male, about twenty years old, Russian, anemic, low blood pressure, weak and sick. He can skillfully use hypnosis. By the way, he has good acting skills. Good looking too. Now you know this much?"

"It is unlikely that he came to Yokohama alone. There must be other accomplices. How can a magician have fewer assistants? Of course, the more the better, even if he has half-hearted assistants, he is also a necessary pawn."

Port Mafia's youngest ex-cadre ever: "…"

It was definitely a big mistake of the human resources department not to lure Yada Fubuki into the gangsters back then. If she had participated in time at that time, maybe she could have worked together to save Odasaku and force Miyamori Ogai to join the army.

Tsk, careless, why did you give it to Ango?No, after a few days, I will go into some water or find something for him to do, it's too annoying!

"If Fubuki-chan decides to do this...it's not impossible. In case the Armed Detective Agency has no time to take care of it, you can submit a resignation report and go to the port to work for a few days. Mr. Mori has been looking forward to an assistant who can handle documents for a long time. !"

The most important thing is that this will definitely make Anwu so angry that he has a brain hemorrhage, "Hahahahahahahaha!"

Just seeing Osamu Dazai laughing so hard that he covered his stomach and almost rolled on the ground, I can also imagine his real intention in making this recommendation. Were you and Glasses really that close?Even now, I still have to keep thinking about finding some idle things in the air to increase my sense of presence.

I couldn't help thinking——Ango Sakaguchi, have you ever cuckolded me?And how many do you wear?

The author has something to say: Highlights of this chapter

Following Tucao

will be contagious

Er Wu Zai also

Appeared

Human-to-human transmission

Ango Sakaguchi

Yokohama courtesan

Stone hammer

There should be another chapter later... I'm about to vomit my soul when I'm running naked...