Social animals don't deserve love

"How can you do this, Fuxue sauce!"

Osamu Dazai circled around me like a buzzing fly, and I completely ignored this large group of rubbish after I got the baby Xiaojinghua: "There are a lot of clothes from my childhood at home, all of which are still new, bring them here After washing and drying it, you can put it on for Jinghuajiang first!"

The magazine that Naomi and Junichiro kindly provided was thrown on the sofa, and on the inside page, someone covered in bandages could be seen reciting extremely shameful lines to someone.

"Chuixue sauce, how can you draw him as the one at the bottom of the book, and it doesn't fit my image of being wise, martial, super reliable!"

He flapped another magazine, trying to get the attention it deserved.

Impatiently, I raised my head and gave him a sideways glance: "What's the matter? After all, it's already very worthy of our colleagues if you didn't really draw it into an r18 book. Otherwise, why should you pay off your debts that have been on credit for at least half a year? Can you get your full salary every month? Do you know how much your salary is? If you don’t have money, you can pay it back with your body, I don’t believe you didn’t say that!”

The young man who once created half of the source of income for the Port Mafia choked up. He really said that.

However, not being caught means that it does not exist. Osamu Dazai has no fear and continues to play tricks: "I don't care! Fubuki-chan's paintings also have to make them handsome, anyway, they are going to the sea to sell themselves, and they want to eat crabs!"

"Crabs, crabs, it's spring soon, how can there be delicious crabs now? If you say spider crabs, I can grab a spider from the corner of the wall and stuff it into your mouth right now!"

No matter how gentle a person is with Dazai for more than a month, he will become grumpy. I don't know how many complaint calls have been made around him in the past six months. He is simply a very special guy who will trouble others.And I became the second guy after Mr. Kunikida who kept cleaning up his mess.

Why go to the police station to find people, go to the Tsurumi River to find people, go to the beach to find people, go to the vegetable garden to find people, and to appease and send away all kinds of people, including but not limited to door-to-door begging for love debts and debts female.

——Mr. Kunikida is too honest, let him do these things in the end, the end result is to be blackmailed by others, it is really sympathetic after a long time.If you just throw Dazai out and solve it on your own...

The result was a steady stream of threatening letters and fake bombs in the mail.

He can always make people angry and add fuel to the fire, which has to be said to be a great talent.

In the past six months, the detective agency has gained Junichiro as an official member, but it has also lost Tianshan Hananagi.There is no way, he is in the advanced stage of social fear, he really can't bear it anymore, even if he hides in a corner, he can't control it and almost has a stress reaction.Even the president had talked to him about this, but it was hopeless, so Mr. Quilt could only go home with his Yoshiko, and became a happy dead house.

If the detective agency needs network support, it can only send male members to the door. Most of the time, it is Mr. Kunikida who goes there, and he will also help him clean and buy ingredients by the way... He is so virtuous.

Putting on a maid outfit borrowed from downstairs by me, Xiao Jinghua stood beside her pinching her hair and made a sound: "Lifan...book...what is it?"

Osamu Dazai patted his legs and laughed while flipping from the sofa to the floor, his happy eyes were full of teasing—"I'll see how you explain it".

Ha ha, can't I still coax a child?

"Lifan's book is a book hidden under the quilt, and no one can see it."

My conscience didn't ache at all for not changing my face and fooling the little girl.

"Why can't others see it?"

Xiao Jinghua's innocent big eyes seemed to be full of autumn water. I smiled and stroked her hair: "Because it's a shameful thing, so I can't let others see it. But I'm very curious, so I hide and enjoy it for myself. And , children cannot watch."

"Things that feel ashamed... can't be seen by others?"

This child seems to have no gender awareness yet. Considering what courses the school will provide for health education during this period, I took her hand and walked to the treatment room: "Including shame, body and **, as long as you feel If you are uncomfortable, you can refuse to be peeped or touched by others."

A 13-year-old girl is in the development of secondary sexual characteristics.There are mature and gentle elders to rely on, and professional and considerate doctor guidance, which can reduce many unnecessary troubles on their growth path for them.

After entrusting Jinghua to Dr. Yosano for the "physiology course", I decided to go back to my hometown to get some old clothes.

During my studies, I basically used school uniforms as my main clothing. I washed and packed my private clothes after not wearing them a few times. Jinghua is not tall, so those clothes can come in handy.While thinking about what to prepare, he clocked in and left work early: "I'm going back to Qingye District to get clothes for Jinghua."

Izumi Kyouka's powers are strong but unstable, and with her own will, she is likely to become the next "temporary worker" after Junichiro Tanizaki. Minors under the age of 16 who engage in social work must strictly control their working hours in addition to the consent of their guardians, so she can only be a "temporary worker".

Our detective agency is not a black-hearted organization like the Supernatural Secret Service Division.

Colleagues waved goodbye to me one after another, and I walked out of the office happily and easily with my keys, mobile phone and wallet.It’s only half an hour’s drive from here to my hometown community by bus. I missed the peak traffic ahead of time, and I still have time to dismantle a crab when I come back... If you scold me, you can complain, and Osamu Dazai said that if you want to eat crabs, you basically just talk to Socrates. Acting coquettishly means to eat snacks, no one can stick to principles.

Three or ten minutes later, I got off the back door of the bus, and there was a burst of thunder in the sky. It seemed that the spring rain of this year was about to come as scheduled.

The cherry trees in the yard are just about to bloom, and the tips of the buds are faintly pink...

Are you not white?Mutated?

Open the doors and windows to let the air convect, and check whether the water, electricity and gas are aging, and then see if the load-bearing columns of the house can still persist.This is the case with houses. Once no one lives in them, they will break down very quickly. On the contrary, houses that are occupied by people can last longer.I went upstairs to the room I used to go to, opened the closet and found a few brightly colored clothes, wrapped them up, closed the doors and windows again, locked them, and turned around.

Zhong Yuanzhong also appeared across the road at some point, playing with a lighter in his hand, looking gloomy as if he was hiding in a hat.

Uh...that's how it came, it came so fast.

Turning my hands behind my back and trying to open the phone to send a message, the black cloth blade sprang out and smashed my poor, hard-working phone to pieces on the spot.

"If you don't want to get hurt, don't do unnecessary things."

The young man in black came out from the corner, raised his hand to cover his mouth and coughed twice: "Boss invites you to drink tea, please."

Ryunosuke Akutagawa...

Leaving aside the sophistication of the world, even if I wanted to run away, I wouldn't be able to.

Slowly squatting down and placing the bag in his arms against the door panel, he opened his hands and stood up straight: "Understood."

After dark at the latest, I who have not returned to the dormitory will definitely attract the attention of my colleagues. Anyone who comes here can figure out where I am going. Don't worry, right now the priority is to ensure the ability to move.

Zhong also seemed relieved, put the lighter in his pocket and walked towards me: "Don't be afraid, no one will hurt you when I'm around."

Scared at most... Should?

The black car slid in front of me, the door opened silently, and Zhongya motioned for me to get in.

The current mafia is really terrible, is it so polite to engage in kidnapping?

Faced with absolute force, I had absolutely no power to fight back. Of course, I could only listen to what others said, obediently bent down and got into the car, and then Chuya came in and sat next to me.

"Where's Akutagawa?" The car started, and the young man in black stood outside with a straight posture.From the side, he looked a little too thin, and his face was still unhealthy pale.

Zhong also coughed: "If I were you, I wouldn't have the energy to worry about others right now." He probably felt that the tone of his words was not good, so he changed his sitting position and said, "Akutagawa has other tasks."

"Are you going to catch Xiao Jinghua?" That's about it, but I don't think he can succeed.

——Unless...unless Dazai can persuade the president to start Kyoka's entrance test in advance.

He stopped talking, and I turned my head to look out the window. The signboard of the izakaya was hanging outside, and the boss and the proprietress were working together to wash and cut the ingredients.

"I want to eat oden. If I can eat it, I will be obedient. Otherwise, I will always find ways to cause trouble for you along the way."

Since I stand in the opposite position, it would be too contemptuous not to show a solemn attitude, so I made a request with confidence.

The driver hesitated and glanced at Zhong Ye in the rearview mirror, he put down his raised Erlang legs and sat upright: "Stop, I'll go." After speaking, he gave me a serious look: "Sister Chuuxue, be good, don't move around. .”

Raising his hand again, he said that he didn't have any tools. He opened the car door and went out. He came back 5 minutes later with a bowl of Oden: "What you want."

In order not to make it too difficult for him, I silently took a disposable paper bowl and lowered my head to eat, and I didn't look up until I was under the five black buildings in the port.

"gone."

The car was parked under a building surrounded by four other buildings, the door was pulled open, and the black suits were waiting outside like a coffin-carrying team: "Central Plains cadres have worked hard! Welcome back!"

Me: "A cadre...?"

Small boss of the port mafia?

Zhong also pretended to be innocent and turned his face to look at the other side of the car window: "..."

He has always known that Sister Fuxue has a problem with her self-awareness, and he is happy to cooperate with her "little boss". difference.

Suddenly dropped the vest, a little cold.

"Oh, let this concubine take a look, what a beauty it is that makes the leader so haunted..."

The standard oiran Yanye was full of style, and appeared outside the car with a vermilion jacket and hakama pants and boots.

I looked up, just in time to see the red color of a maple leaf bursting into my sight - a red-haired beauty holding a red umbrella, with her hands down and smiling.

"Hello." Not wanting to be roughed up, I clumsily climbed out of the car and stood up, followed by Chuya: "Sister Hongye."

"This young lady will be handed over to my concubine, Chuya, go and do your work, Ogai-sama will not make things difficult for her."

The beauty is tall, and she can almost hug me by raising her sleeves.I took a serious look at the red umbrella in her hand, and decided to do as she said.

Zhong was also a little unwilling, hesitated for a few seconds and chose to obey the order first, took the elevator with us halfway, and then went out. Before leaving, I specifically confessed that I must be obedient.

Hmm... It seems that he doesn't know me very well.When a crisis looms, I'm definitely the most disobedient one.

"My concubine's name is Ozaki Hongye, what about you, Miss?" A deep and melodious voice blew into my ears, and I shuddered: "Yada Fubuki."

"The beautiful name... I like it very much." She smiled and led me through one checkpoint after another, and finally put down the red umbrella in front of the security checker: "Please, Miss Fuxue."

Unlike other colleagues, I never carried a weapon with me.Firstly, if I use my force value to fight against a person with different abilities, the difference between having a weapon and not having a weapon is only that the loss is decent or not. Secondly, weapons like this will inevitably make people overconfident and make wrong judgments.Besides, if the opponent is a Dazai type character, a face-to-face weapon will be stolen by the opponent, isn't that a free gift!

"Your name is also very nice, 'Frost leaves are red in February flowers', isn't it?"

I responded with a smile, she raised her sleeves, covered her mouth and lowered her head reservedly: "You are such a wonderful person, I am even reluctant to learn from you."

The four black-clothed men in front lined up in twos, the two in front were staring at my movements, and the two in the back pushed open the door to announce: "Boss, I'm here."

There was a conversation in the room that made me want to call the police: "Alice-chan~Alice-chan~ Please, this little dress is definitely suitable for you, try it! Alice-chan~"

I silently turned my head to look at Miss Hongye, whose smile was twisted and twitching: Is there something wrong with your port violence club...? !

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Okay, in response to everyone's request, the be line, that is, the death line at the beginning, is written outside the episode.

Mr. Count fainted when he went online:

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