Social animals don't deserve love

"Socrates, how does saury taste?"

On the floor covered with straw rugs, the cat stared at the bowls and plates in front of him.

On the plate was tender, succulent, perfectly grilled fish, and in the bowl was a live mud crab crawling around.

I raised the little crabs in a noodle bowl - if it wasn't for making cat rice, I wouldn't even want to turn on the fire. The tuna rice balls in Luo's convenience store are enough to solve people's livelihood problems. Why do you need a bowl?

Tangerine poked out its small furry claws eager to try, and the crab erected its pincers ready to go.

Someone knocked on the door of the temporary residence, and a mature and confident female voice came in: "Miss Yada, are you okay?"

Since it's a lady, I'm more at ease.Standing up and opening the door, the sassy beauty in a white shirt and black skirt shook the Daiginjo in her hand: "I heard from Kunikida that you have a new life today. How about a drink?"

"Yo Yosano Akiko, the doctor of the Armed Detective Agency." She stuffed the wine bottle over and glanced sideways into the room: "It's not enough to have saury and a crab as appetizers, you'd better go to my dormitory."

It's embarrassing to say that saury is cat food, and crabs are cats' pets.

When I regained my composure, I was already sitting on the floor of the dormitory with Ms. Xie Ye. The so-called appetizers included, besides instant shredded grilled squid, half-packed vinegar kelp.

"Come, come! Just from a doctor's point of view, I don't recommend anyone to drink any alcoholic beverages. But people, drink a little when you are in a good mood, and drink a little when you are in a bad mood. Cover him with a quilt and sleep on him. Tomorrow It’s a fresh start.”

She lifted up the other bottle and uncorked it very boldly, which made me admire it very much.

It's the type I envy and yearn for.

"so?"

Learn to unscrew the metal packaging and uncork the bottle. After a "boo", the soft and mellow aroma of wine diffuses around.In the fierce rhythm of slapping the table with Ms. Yosano, I mustered up the courage to take a sip from the wine bottle.

"Cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough!" The scorching and intense pungentness broke through the disguise, and it was caught off guard and almost sprayed all over the table.I forced myself to swallow the liquid in my mouth, and the alcohol burned from my mouth along the throat and esophagus all the way to my stomach, burning my eyes and face red.Accompanied by a severe cough, he wiped away the liquid from his eye sockets across his palm and raised the wine bottle again.

"Thank you!"

Thank you for your kindness in comforting me, an irrelevant and frustrated person.

Ms. Yosano smiled and knocked my bottle: "What is this toast for?"

"It's lifting the bottle," the heat continued to rise from the stomach to the brain, and the color blocks in front of my eyes gradually softened and changed unbelievably, until a completely different world appeared: "Why are you lifting the bottle...for loneliness, or for loneliness?" free?"

The pure white and transparent wine is like the honey syrup of twinkling stars in Dianyi Hot Spring, which makes people melt in it. Whether it is a galaxy or a carol, it is just a small scene wandering outside the window at this moment. Even the autumn wind has become thick and sweet for no reason. Smell the fragrance of honey.

I think I might be a little drunk, and there is a kind of taboo-breaking joy in my heart, which keeps urging me to raise the wine bottle again and again.

The sound of slapping the table quickly changed from one to two, and later someone hummed a classical ditty in the starting tune, sobbing under the desolate and pale moonlight.

"Is this really okay? Let Xie Ye get the protected person drunk..."

Kunikida Doppo frowned and wrote quickly in his handbook. The boyish squinted-eyed young man squatted and leaned back on the railing of the apartment and shook: "Don't underestimate women, Kunikida." He opened his emerald green eyes Seriously remind the younger generation: "They can always rise again from failures and blows. Compared with many men, they can't do it. What admirable tenacity."

Hmm... At first, I was lucky enough to think that she might be broken in love, but after a rational analysis, it was determined that she was still divorced.Well, the ex-husband is actually the second-in-command of the Supernatural Secret Service... Ms. Yada looks weak and gentle, but she is not timid at all.

Interesting.

It is not clear whether Ango Sakaguchi knew that he had been divorced.

—Obviously, he didn't know yet.

According to Kunikida's description, a famous detective can figure out who is the leader in this matter by turning his eyes a few times, and can think of artificially creating a trial in absentia to force the other party to lose the case... A quick and fatal blow, Ms. Yada is better than her I think I'm smarter.

The singing didn't stop as the night darkened, and it sang until midnight with the accompaniment of beating the table.

"Ah...don't get drunk again in this life...my head hurts..."

On both sides of the temple, it seemed that someone was savagely gouging with an awl, his throat was so dry that it was smoking, and there was pain everywhere in his body.

Of course it will hurt, how can a drunk who falls asleep remember to cover himself with a quilt?

Holding Socrates in his arms who didn't know when he got in, across the low table was Dr. Xie Ye who was also drowsy and rubbing his head: "You're awake, wait, I'll ask someone to buy anti-alcohol medicine."

She randomly took out her mobile phone from her skirt and tapped a number to connect, without listening to what the other person said, she made a request: "Go and buy me two bottles of hangover medicine, as well as oden, miso soup, and rice balls. share."

The mobile phone was thrown on the floor, and the lady doctor stretched out her hand to me: "Get up and wash up first, I want me to take you back to the dormitory... Ugh!"

Halfway through the exertion, we stepped on the wine bottle, and the two of us piled up together and fell back to the floor.Socrates, whose tail had been crushed, fled through the window screaming, and stayed on top of me with Dr. Xie Ye for a while: "Wait a minute... I feel dizzy."

"Oh..." The sunlight outside the window was a bit dazzling, I raised my hand to brush away the broken hair sticking to my neck, and I caught a glint of golden light wandering in the corner of my eye: "The hairpin is so beautiful!"

The golden butterfly fluttering its wings looks fragile but is actually strong.

The doctor touched it with his left hand and lowered his eyes: "Thank you for your compliment."

Two buttons were unbuttoned on the collar of the shirt, revealing a smooth collarbone, and a small pit was formed at the end along with the muscle texture, and the hair brushed like a jade stone.

At this moment, the door opened, and the girl let out a shy and surprised little scream: "Ah, sorry! I should wait a little longer..."

"And Dr. Yosano! Ms. Yada! You, you!" The orange-haired boy who was following her was dumbfounded, and the plastic bag full of food in his hand slipped to the ground.

"Ok?"

"joyous?"

I stretched my arms and looked out, inevitably drawing the distance between me and Dr. Xie Ye again.Tanizaki Junichiro blushed, his eyes wandered, and the next second he pulled the girl who appeared with him to disappear: "I'm sorry! Sister-in-law interrupted you!"

"Brother~!"

His sister was very dissatisfied with this, and her sweet and greasy voice was accompanied by a strong shout... I don't think I can go any further.

Abyss, there is an abyss ahead.

"They seem to have misunderstood."

Sitting on the ground with Yosano Akiko, he pulled me up smoothly.We looked at each other for a while, and suddenly realized what had been "misunderstood", and couldn't help laughing at the same time.

"Shall I explain?" The doctor is a good woman, and I can't let her be misunderstood.

She waved her hand indifferently: "No need, even if it's true, it won't have any bad influence on me. Everyone in the detective agency is quite reasonable. Besides, living with a beautiful beauty like Fuxue After a night, thinking about it, it seems that I have taken advantage of it."

"Don't tease me like this! What a beauty, even if you tease me like this, I won't be happy..."

What kind of "big beauty", the more elites in society, the more they will flatter others, I don't believe it!Hee hee hee.

Holding his face, he couldn't help twisting, probably because the wine hadn't sobered up yet.

After having breakfast with Ms. Yosano, I went back to the room to wash, washed off the heavy alcohol smell, dried my hair and lay down on the quilt. The special smell of the sun made me feel soothed and relaxed, as if there was an uninvited scooter in my arms Purring cat.

This is what people live for...

After sleeping until noon, I woke up from hunger and changed into a long skirt to go out for food.Socrates' fish is also finished. I don't like to feed him dry cat food mixed with grains. If possible, fresh meat is more suitable for the cat's stomach.

Opening the porch door, the first thing that catches the eye is a ball of cotton quilts—a person seems to be hiding under it.

"Fangfangfangfang...Fangzi, do you like Tianjin rice? It's sweet, and all ladies will like it, right?"

The quilt shivered at the mention of the word "lady," as if referring to a prehistoric carnivorous dinosaur.

"Hello?"

The experience of being blocked by people is unique. What I can't understand the most is that this gentleman is talking to me with his back...seems to be very scared?

He was really scared, hearing my voice, the whole quilt exploded into a sea urchin in nothingness: "If you need to go out, please tell any member of the detective agency except me!"

EMMMMM...I can understand social phobia, but it's not enough to turn your back to me and face the opposite corner to panic?Mingming morning and Dr. Xie Ye praised me for being good-looking, but it was just a compliment.

I took down the hanging lunch from the doorknob, and I made up my mind to order this gentleman who was shaking like a dead leaf: "Please help me find some fresh meat, there is no limit to the variety, preferably not pork."

"Yes Yes!"

Mr. Quilt subconsciously turned the volume to the maximum, as if this would bring more courage to talk to me.

Seeing that his endurance was about to reach a critical point, I decided to retreat into the room to give this man some space to calm down.

The door of the dormitory behind was gently closed, and the lady who had to stay here for protection retreated back to the room in silence.Tian Shan Huadai poked his head out from the quilt to check left and right, and made sure that he was the only one left in the corridor to relax.

——Even talking to a groundhog is easier for him than talking to a woman, let alone a woman who is so beautiful that it can make people lose their minds...

It's too, too exciting, the heart beats too fast, the blood pressure rises, and if you say a few more sentences, I'm afraid you will have to use supernatural powers to reserve an ICU bed for yourself in advance.

"Fangzi, you are the best!" He hugged the quilt tightly and sniffed to confided his heart to it, sincerely looking forward to a colleague coming back from get off work to take over the task.For fresh meat, you have to go to the supermarket... There are so many women, it's scary, don't!