Social animals don't deserve love

A Day in the Life of Young Master Socrates.

This young master's name, no, it should be the name "Socrates" given to this young master by the two-legged beast woman.I heard that it came from a bunch of incredibly smart two-legged beasts, tsk, this woman is good at everything, but sometimes she always says things that my young master can't understand, which is a bit annoying.

At first, the young master didn't intend to follow this two-legged beast woman.Living freely in Chinatown, digging through trash cans when hungry, and draining ditch when thirsty, what a chic life!There is no rule of eating at a fixed point, and you don't have to care about fleas. A cat can do whatever it wants. Only the fact that it can't get the sun when it is hungry makes me angry, and there is no other dissatisfaction.

When Master Ben was [-] days old, my mother ran away with other tomcats, and the brothers all found ways to survive. Only Master Ben was the smartest and slipped into China Street and successfully occupied a small piece of land.

If Master Ben hadn't met this two-legged beast woman that day, think about it, he should be the boss of Chinatown by now.

Tsk, mother-in-law?Mother-in-law!Do you hear me?Master Ben doesn't even want the country for you, and if he picks up cats at home, Master Ben will never end with you!

Also, the delicious freeze-dried grab is delivered.

Humph--!

Said where?

Oh, I still remember that day, when my young master stood guard at the door of the two-legged animal shop where regular tribute was paid, that troubled woman walked by with a meat bun bigger than her face.I don't know what kind of tendon she had, she tore up the food she didn't eat and sent it to the young master.

Hmph, you are wise.

Of course, this young master will not refuse the meat brought to his mouth. If you have to eat it, you will not be full, and if you don’t have to eat it, you will be hungry. This truth is understood by meows with brains.

Generally speaking, when twolegs make offerings, they will stretch out their bare claws in an attempt to sneak up.This young master understands, isn't it just because they don't grow hair that they envy Don't grow hair?More boasting, more boasting, even if the boasting is in place, it is not impossible to be generous to the Two-legged beast.

But the two-legged beast woman didn't stretch out her bare paws, she stayed at a distance that made my young master feel at ease, and served attentively, and she didn't make any unreasonable demands.Probably because she gave too much meat. At that moment, Master Ben almost regarded her as a god who saved the world.

There is no smell of other animals on her body, so Master Ben declares that this woman will be Master's wife from today onwards!Then Master Ben went to find the wild fathers who were also working hard in Chinatown, and told them that if they wanted Master Ben to leave, they had to hand over the secret of sneaking into the Twolegs' house.

The wild fathers lived a long time and knew many secrets. One of them told the young master to find that strange two-legged beast who was specially serving the boss.It is said that as long as it is arranged by him, there is no two-legged animal house that cannot be entered.

This is a good relationship, this young master just took a fancy to that naked and hairless two-legged beast lady.She is willing to share the food in her mouth, and does not covet this young master's beautiful fur, even if she is a bit ugly, the young master will recognize her.

In the meow circle, this woman is so ugly that she has no limits. She only has hair growing out of her head, and the rest is naked and white. She is tall and tall, has long arms and legs, and has no tail. There is nothing wrong with calling it a monster. .But if you put it in a group of two-legged beasts, you can probably see it.

Master Ben went to find the Two-legged beast as Ye Daddy taught him, and told him about the appearance and smell of his mother-in-law—to be honest, the orange smell on her body is really stinking to death!

Sigh... There's no other way, the young master just fell in love with her, I'm so sad.

Ever since he successfully moved into the mother-in-law's house, he has made up for the grief of losing his freedom. Bathing and repelling insects is very annoying, and cutting nails and wiping ears is even more annoying.If it wasn't for the fact that this woman is taking care of her lightly and carefully, I would have already run away, young master!

Not to mention anything else, guarding this woman, I have never been hungry again, there are enough toys, and a new territory has been opened up, it can almost be said that everything is going well.

At this moment, Master Ben realized that something was wrong!

Meow is an animal that likes to sleep. All of you should know that young master Ben especially likes to sleep recently.This is not a big deal, adult big cats can sleep [-] to [-] hours a day when they are not under pressure in life, and let her massage her hair in the arms of the mother-in-law, and sleepiness will come up after a while.

The key is to wake up!

Be it toys or drinking basins, the positions of the toys have changed for unknown reasons several times!

This young master's mother-in-law doesn't mess with those toys and pillows except for cleaning, and she doesn't eat catnip, so why do these things change places?Did the newly recruited younger brother do it!

In order to find out this matter, Master Ben hid in the cracks of the sofa cushions for several days to observe secretly, and then found that the little brother had never been to toys and bowl racks, and he probably didn't know these things!

What a pity, the cat that escaped from the closed place has shallow eyelids, and the toys all over the floor can't play with them, and they don't even recognize them!Don't look at him being such a big mess, obediently turning into a two-legged beast during the day and working hard, he can't even catch a mouse, and in the end he just has to lie on his stomach and wait for my young master to lick his hair and take care of him.

A younger brother is a younger brother, and it's useless to be big, hum!

Keep coming back to business.

Since it wasn't my younger brother who secretly played with my young master's toys and used my young master's bowl, then who would do it?

This young master must find out the thief who is hiding in the house, toys and mother-in-law must not be compromised, this is a matter of dignity!

So this young master decided to try hard not to fall asleep today, and take a good look at what happened around him.

Every morning, the young master had to work hard to wake up the lazy woman who was turned upside down by night and day to make dinner, after eating and cleaning the fur, he had to rush to the door of the house in time to wait for the woman to take me to patrol and claim a territory.

Usually, you can sleep with peace of mind after making sure that the new site is still under control, but not today, today is a very important day.

Today, young master Ben was lucky, on the way out with his mother-in-law, he didn't meet that strange two-legged beast covered in bandages.Every time I meet him, there will be a fierce battle. Fortunately, so far, this young master has lost less and won more, and finally kept his status and face as the head of the family.

The long and narrow area between the two territories is a public corridor, and the smell is very complicated. In addition to cats and dogs, recently there is a smell of foreign creatures.It smells like the size of this young master, alas, it will be another day when I have to use my claws. In order to rule these two territories, this young master is really painstaking.

When the mother-in-law walks into the new territory with the young master in her arms, the first thing she needs to confirm is to see if the three-flowered fake cat has sneaked in.Fake cats don't appear frequently, and they don't even know that his Twolegs is also one of the servants who pay tribute to the young master, ha ha!

Stupid.

Well, the fake cat didn't show up today either.

The young master walked around the territory slowly, sniffing every corner, to make sure that there was no one who came in without saying hello and trying to poach the wall, so that he could rest assured to guard his wife.She always turns upside down day and night, doesn't sleep when it's time to sleep, either runs around alone, or stares at the glowing cards and knocks, and doesn't know if she is sleepy or not.The sun disappeared, it's time to get up and move around, and she was lying there again to catch up on sleep, which really worried meow.

Many times this young master has to squat on the floor mat that the mother-in-law kept beating. Only in this way can she divert her attention, stand up and move around more or less, even if she just walks to pour some water, it is better than always It's better to sit still, isn't it?Do you think you Twolegs can be the same as Meow?Our activity at night is so large that it can scare you to death, more than 20 kilometers a night!Hum hum!Be afraid!

No, I can't sleep today, I must not sleep!Let this young master catch the little goblin who dared to hook up with this young master's wife, the young master must bite his ear and beat him out of shit!

"Socrates, what's the matter with you?"

The mother-in-law's grooming and massage are quite good, and the strength is neither light nor heavy. Although the temperature is a bit low, it is not unbearable.If she asks a question, the young master will definitely answer. If she curls up her paws and tail and looks at her with a "meow", the mother-in-law will move the young master to her lap and hug her when she is relieved.

Of course you have to hold her carefully, who told me that she is my young master's wife.

Those coquettish and slut young masters outside never even glanced at her. This young master treats her so seriously, so she must give him her whole heart and soul!

"What's the matter, Sister Blowing Snow?"

The white-haired boy passing by saw the senior's head lowered and paddling, so he couldn't help asking.There was a big orange and white cat lying on her lap. Its fur was bright and smooth, and the fur was fluffy and shiny when the sun was shining.

"Socrates looks sleepy, but I don't know why he refuses to sleep." Yada Fubuki scratched the cat's chin worriedly, and there was a satisfied gurgling sound from his orange-white throat.I saw him lying down lower and lower, his round head bit by bit, his small neck stretched to a certain length and then quickly retracted, the whole cat woke up immediately, moved its four little white paws to adjust its posture, and persisted for five minutes. Seconds began to pier down again.

"Is it estrus? Are there any signs of wanting to run outside, or urinating everywhere and breaking furniture? If the situation is serious, it is recommended to be sterilized."

The female doctor shook the magazine in her hand blankly, not paying attention to the inadvertent adjustment of the sitting posture of a group of male colleagues: "Cut off the balls and be carefree."

"No, Socrates has always been very good, but he just clings to me recently. If you have a sterilization operation... someday, let's find the pet store that sent him here. Strictly speaking, he is a young master who is fostered by someone else, Always have to ask."

Fingers turned to the cat's ears and scratched, the ears turned back and forth, and the harassed orange simply "dangdang" shook the fat and rolled down on her lap, revealing her stomach, and the gurgling in her mouth was replaced by milk. She called softly in a childlike voice: "Miwu..."

"So cute~" The onlookers, including the cat owner, had pink bubbles all over their bodies at the same time, and even the air became light and sweet.

Young Master Socrates: Don't sleep!don't sleep!Don't touch it, mother-in-law!Are you trying to cheat? !