not scientific at all

Teacher Shen is an expert at playing online games. After observing around, he dragged Qing Jing towards the main hall.He is familiar with Zhitian Pavilion here, but he changed his body suddenly, he can't fly with short hands and short legs, and he encountered a lot of trouble when he climbed the steps.

The steps are all high, up to the height of their thighs.

Qingjing tried to climb up a few times, but because his short legs were too fat to move, he couldn't step up anyway, so he couldn't help but wailed: "Who designed this step, why is it so high!"

"It takes some skill to get up this step. It's not enough to just climb, you have to jump like this." A round-headed little player next to him, also wearing a novice white shirt, smiled at them and actively demonstrated: " It’s a bit tiring to jump up step by step like me. But you don’t have to be afraid after accepting the mission, and you can grow up after doing a circle of mainline missions.”

He was much older than the novice image of Qing Jing and Shen Pingshan, and he looked like he was in his early teens. He could walk up the steps with his legs open without any effort, but he jumped up the steps step by step with a frog to demonstrate to them.After going up, he waved at the two of them and said with a smile: "I'll hand in the task first, don't worry too much, the game has a sensory simulation function, and now our bodies are the same as ordinary people, and it will hurt when we roll down."

As soon as he heard this, he knew that he also came from the Great Thousand World.The two thanked him from a distance, and when his body disappeared behind the door, Qing Jing jumped hard——

He kicked the edge of the stone steps with his toes and fell. Not only did he not jump up, but he was hit by the facade of the stone steps, and almost fell to the ground with a pier.Shen Pingshan pushed him from behind, but at least he didn't let him sit down, but his own small body knocked him back a few steps.

"It doesn't work. Could it be that our initial values ​​are not as good as others? Oh, I forgot, I forgot to ask that Fairy Cong where to look at the data panel!" Qing Jing patted the hem of his clothes, stood up straight and looked up at the The seat seems to be a lot more majestic and majestic.

"This game is an extremely realistic game. There is no panel at all, and there are no task prompts. It all depends on everyone's own exploration."

Shen Pingshan looked at the steps thoughtfully, stretched his arms and turned into a pure gold three-legged Golden Crow the size of a fluffy chick, flapping its wings and flying to the steps.He stretched out his slender claws and scratched the wings a few times, then lowered his head and shouted: "I understand, going up the stairs is the first level in the game, humans can jump up, we aliens have to show our original shape, relying on our natural instincts Go up. You take your original shape, and I will grab you and fly up."

Qingjing said "Oh" and tried a few times, but it also turned into a slender young python with only [-] to [-] centimeters, coiled under the steps, the whole body was only the size of the palm of his hand.Teacher Shen flapped its wings and landed, aiming at its raised head with three claws to catch it, and flapped its short short wings to fly up.

The young python's slender body was also pulled up.

However, just a little bit, just a little bit, his body was able to leave the ground, but Teacher Shen's strength was exhausted, his short limbs slapped desperately, but his body gradually fell like a snake spirit.Qing Jing felt that the claws pinching his neck were getting weaker and weaker, and the arc of his tail could no longer change to 180 degrees, so he worked hard, the tip of his tail ruthlessly flicked on the ground, and threw his upper body onto the steps , with another flick of the lower body, he also flung himself up the steps.

He silently looked at Mr. Shen, who was tired into a ball, and said actively: "You fly by yourself, I will climb up slowly."

For the first time, Shen Xiansen, a noble-born, extremely gifted in cultivation and age 14, felt the malice of the world.

The two demons flew one by one, climbed to the top floor with difficulty and slowly, and then climbed over the vermilion threshold outside the temple in the same posture. The first difficulty in the game was finally passed.

As soon as the upper body crossed the threshold, the snake spirit threw the upper body to the ground, and did not move.Teacher Shen turned into a human again, pulled it by the waist and pulled it in, finally pulling the snake spirit into the hall.

After the tail crossed the threshold, a voice full of immortality came from the hall: "Children, welcome to the Zhitian Pavilion. From today onwards, you will practice the true and mysterious Taoism, the way of observing the sky, and the way of holding the sky!" Chang, strive to realize the Dao as soon as possible.”

Qing Jing raised his head, and saw a middle-aged Taoist priest with a thin figure, a beautiful face, and three long beards under his jaw, looking at them with a smile.

Mr. Shen grabbed the snake's neck and dragged it forward, and asked with a smile, "Could it be the real Yuluan? Mr. Shen brought Qing Jing, the host of our department, to try out the game."

"Shen..." The npc Taoist leader relaxed his smile and shook his hand: "It turned out to be Teacher Shen, but the teacher changed his name to Shen Jiu, and I didn't recognize it for a while. This is Fellow Daoist Qingjing? In the name of the original shape, it is also really interesting and true. Since you are here, I will not talk about those pre-set dialogues, and I will give you a level of experience first."

As soon as the words fell, Qingjing and Shen Pingshan's bodies lit up with colorful lights. Teacher Shen's small body, which looked like a two-year-old child, suddenly grew to a three-year-old, and Qingjing's slender body also turned into two index fingers. thickness.

He took out two more jade tokens and handed them to the two of them, and explained carefully: "With this, you can go to the disciple dormitory in the back mountain, and go to the Juxian Hall to practice at the beginning of the morning every morning, and at the latest to go to the Haichu Hall The door is closed, but you can go to Wanshu Yashe to continue practicing. The daily tasks completely restore the life of my disciples in Tiange, and there are some very interesting mainline and sideline tasks. Next, I will release a new mainline task, which is to put my The latest article written on understanding is sent to Elder Xu Qiang of Zangxiaotang."

The two of them waited for him to bring out the jade slips or scrolls of exercises, but they didn't want the real Yuluan to open his mouth and read: "At the beginning of the Yuan Dynasty, all things were born in one, and one is the ultimate of Tao. The number of days is extreme and Yin and Yang are divided , since then there are two..."

Qing Jing opened his mouth wide and listened for a long time, but could only hear "one, two, three". They were obviously very simple words, but the more he listened, the more he couldn't understand.Although he had memorized five hundred questions about the basic knowledge of cultivating immortals back then, Ying Qingguang translated all the questions into words he could understand. Now these are simply heavenly books...

After Master Yuluan finished reciting an article, another ray of light flashed on Teacher Shen's body, and his body grew up to the appearance of a five-year-old child. His hair was also thick and thick, combed into double buns, against the snow-white Wearing straight Taoist robes, he looked like a monk at first.

Qing Jing wondered: "How did you upgrade? I didn't react at all."

Shen Pingshan stretched out his arms, looked down at his own attire, and said with a smile: "You will be able to rise to the top if you memorize this passage."

Master Yuluan also said the same thing: "You can't just look at the exercises of this sect. You have to memorize them in your mind and engrave them into your soul. Only after you remember them can you use them flexibly in the future. This is what Fairy Cuiyu asked for from the head of our school Only then did we reveal the practice of Zhitian Pavilion, so that these players can truly experience the life of our disciples."

Qing Jing followed Daoist Yuxiao to recite the book obediently at his feet, and while listening to the conversation between the two, he suddenly felt sympathetic to those disciples of the famous sect.It seems that not only do they have to do "300 Years of Enrollment, [-] Simulations", but their life after being admitted is not much better...

After reciting it two or three times, he was finally promoted to one level, and followed Mr. Shen to find Elder Xu, and after reciting it, he was automatically promoted to another level.After being promoted to level 3, his game image has also reached the age when he should be enlightened at the age of five or six. Master Xu checked their veins and said with a smile: "Okay, your bodies have grown and matured, and your blood is full. , with a sharp mind, it is a good time to study and learn the Tao. Everyone take a set of books, and go to Juxian Pavilion tomorrow to study hard."

He took out a few pieces of jade slips from his sleeve, distributed them to Qingjing and Shen Pingshan, and issued another task: "You children are not yet able to fast, and Zhitian Pavilion can provide meals. But in the dining hall, there are only Lingcai and Lingcai. Animal meat is not suitable for you children who have not escaped from the slough, you go to the back mountain to find some wild vegetables and give them to the dining hall to cook."

The two carried the jade slips to the corridor of the dormitory at the back mountain, found the deacon in charge of the dormitory, handed over the jade slips and changed rooms, counted as having completed a task, easily promoted to level 4, and grew one year older.

The dormitory here is just a room, which contains only a set of tables and chairs, a bed, a futon, and nothing else.Naturally, such a place cannot be compared with the staff dormitory of the Ten Thousand Immortals League, but considering that they are just little demons who have not yet started cultivating immortals, living in such a single-room dormitory is considered a good condition.

After entering the door, Qing Jing threw her body on the bed, lay on the hard straw mat and couldn't get up, and said, "This is not playing games, it's not interesting at all! The games you play are at least Can kill a monster, or go to PK with people."

Teacher Shen also climbed up, walked beside him and hugged him while talking.Both of them are in the shape of elementary school students, and they are rich and wealthy in a single bed. In addition, the snake spirit's body is naturally cold, so there is no discomfort in squeezing.Shen Pingshan put his arms around the snake spirit's waist, kissed him on the eyelids as if comforting, took the jade slips and said: "This is the life of the major sects. Now it is only elementary theoretical knowledge. It will be interesting to add practice in the future." And you can switch to the combat version after playing the immortal version until the Nascent Soul stage, compared to those who play the combat version as soon as they come in, the game life is more abundant.”

As soon as the snake spirit turned over and rode on him, and lowered her head against the jade slip, a large piece of completely incomprehensible text rushed into her mind.His spirit was greatly polluted, he threw away the jade slip with an "ow" and buried his face firmly in Teacher Shen's thin and soft chest.

"What can I do? I don't even know how to read. Their Zhitian Pavilion is really a world of academic masters, and it's not suitable for an illiterate like me to survive..."

Sure enough, it is more suitable for him to rely on his face to eat.

"This is obviously a game, right? Why do you want to make something that you can't learn? Isn't it okay to level up at random?"

Qing Jing rubbed his face back and forth in pain. Teacher Shen's small body, which was comparable to a mortal, couldn't stand up to him, so he could only hold back the weight, inserted his fingers into his loose black hair and combed it a few times, gently Patting him on the back to comfort him: "It's nothing difficult, it's the 'xuanwen' used to record the Dao in ancient times, and modern men are simplified from it. I'll teach you later, and you'll be able to recognize everything soon. It's been a day of tossing , are you hungry? I’ll dig some wild vegetables first, and we’ll have dinner later.”

Forget it, everyone is a novice, and it is not easy for Mr. Shen to be tired, so he can't just let him work alone.Qing Jing rolled down from him, lay with his arms around him and rested for a while.

The sun gradually rose, and the two put the jade slips in the room, locked the door and walked to the back mountain.

As soon as I went out, I ran into the kind player who I met in the morning, and the two said hello.Seeing the two of them living in the same dormitory, the monk asked naturally: "You two have a good relationship. Are you from our Zhitian Pavilion or from other sects? Which uncle's disciples are you? I heard that There are mortals trying this game, have you seen it?"

Teacher Shen said with a smile: "We are casual cultivators. The pre-installed advertisements in the house popped up. If you see this game is beautiful, come in and try it out. My surname is Shen, and I am ninth in the family. This is my boyfriend Gold. I don't know what friends call it." ?”

A shy smile slowly appeared on the face of fellow Taoist, lowered his eyes and answered in a low voice: "Fairy Lao asked, I am Xu Jing, a disciple under the seat of Daoist Siyuan in Xia Zhitian Pavilion."

……

Qing Jing squinted his eyes and looked at Xu Jing, seeing that he was genuinely shy, sincerely polite, and sincerely yearning, he let out a sigh of relief.

Well, he was sure that the Taoist priest who recruited for the exam did not deceive him into the Thousand Mirage Pavilion out of malice.The masters and apprentices of this faction are in the same line...

Note orphans.

The smile on Teacher Shen's face did not change, and he replied kindly: "Fellow Daoist is wrong, I am a man."

Xu Jing's affectionate face seemed to be poured with wax, and it was frozen in the air. It took a long time to wake up, and asked slowly, "Huh?"

Teacher Shen nodded: "Let's go to the back mountain to pick wild vegetables first, let's take a step first, fellow Taoist please."

Xu Jing's hand followed him, and he shook it desolately in the air, but his body didn't move.The meaning of those few words just now is too deep, he hasn't fully comprehended it yet, so he needs to think for a while.

The two of them didn't care whether such a pure Daoxiu was spoiled by them, so they ran to a lush grassland in the back mountain with short legs and started to identify wild vegetables with their heads down.

Although Shen Pingshan is a well-informed and well-informed monster, when it comes to what these mortals eat, Qingjing has more say than him.They traveled all over the country back then, and picked up the train skin several times. They also saw many mortals dig wild vegetables to eat in the spring. The appearance of the dish.

After walking for a short time, he found a wild vegetable with small yellow flowers and leaves that were growing close to the ground. He took a walk there, pulled up a few plants that did not bloom, and presented a treasure to Mr. Shen with great joy: "This! Many people eat this. It's called lettuce. I heard they can make dumplings and noodles. It's delicious!"

He can’t tell whether it’s really delicious or not, but listening to those humans picking it up and discussing whether it’s blanched, mixed with sesame sauce and vinegar, or chopped up to make stuffing, it always makes his mouth water, and he can’t wait to catch up with others to eat. Go for a meal.There were similar kinds of bitter vegetables growing beside it, and Shen Pingshan went to dig along, and used the jade slips as hoes to dig out the ones that couldn't be dug out, and quickly pried dozens of them.

After picking some common thorn vegetables and purslane, the two of them planned to go to the cafeteria to hand in tasks.But just as he was about to go back, a young monk who appeared to be seventeen or eighteen years old came out of the grass, and said with a smile: "The two juniors have picked a lot of wild vegetables, do you want to exchange them with me, Mo Ning? Newly hunted wild pheasants on the mountain, you share the vegetables with me, and I share the meat with you, let's have a picnic here, don't go back to the cafeteria to eat big pot meals."

This game is well-made, all the npcs are exactly like living people, and many of them are the disciples and teachers of the sect, it is difficult for players to distinguish.That is to say, the game is still in its infancy, and the players are low-level and young. When they see an older player, they will know that it is an npc, so that they will not cause an oolong to attack the task npc because of the sudden triggering of the plot.

The two took out wild vegetables, and the npc also took out a pheasant and firewood from the space, and also took out a pot, and said with a smile: "Junior brothers, put the vegetables in, I'll use them to make soup."

Shen Pingshan said with a smile: "Brother, can you get some rice noodles? No need to exchange, I'll just cook here."

Mo Ning shook her head: "That's not acceptable. I'll go to the river to wash the vegetables, and then I'll throw away the pot. I'll give you a task chain to cast pots in Siyi Pavilion. After completing the task, you can learn how to forge weapons."

Qingjing asked in amazement, "This is just a game. Is it really all right for you to publish so much knowledge for players to learn?"

"This is all the basics, what's the point." Mo Ning heard that the two of them were not members of the sect, and immediately introduced them with a sense of superiority: "Our famous sect pays attention to teaching without distinction, how can we be like that?" How much knowledge can you learn? The most important thing in Zhitian Pavilion is not the dead knowledge that has been researched, but the knowledge that has not yet been observed and grasped. The real avenue of heaven and earth."

Mo Ning probably didn't have the opportunity to teach others, and when he caught a clear scene, he wished to fill him in from level [-] to level [-] in one day. He didn't wake up until his mouth was dry and his mind was almost drained of educational theory. , Remembering that I haven't lost the pot yet.He turned back to ask Shen Pingshan for a pot, but he smelled a very clear and fresh aroma coming from the pot. The pot was on the fire, and there was oily yellow chicken soup in it, dotted with snow-white chicken and emerald green. wild vegetable leaves.

Shen Pingshan scooped up the soup with a spoon, took a sip by himself, and when it cooled slightly, he stretched forward again, and said affectionately and naturally, "Come and taste."

Mo Ning said politely: "Friend Daoist came from afar, how can I let you cook..."

Before he finished speaking, the little player who was listening to his score jumped over with a "whoosh", stretched his neck, sucked his small mouth slightly, and sipped lightly on the side of the spoon.

Yuanyuan's big eyes narrowed, Qingjing's rosy mouth turned into a boat, and his chubby face squeezed into a pink and tender shrimp ball. He said happily: "It smells so good!"

This is the taste!It tastes better than what he imagined when he heard humans talking about how to eat wild vegetables!