not scientific at all

Qing Jing was able to cultivate into a Nascent Soul, but the happiest person was not himself, nor Teacher Shen, but Xue Jing.Xue Congjian treated them to another meal out of her own wallet, ordered a hot mandarin duck shabu-shabu, ordered a table of the freshest high-level spirit beast meat, and opened two jars of Wannian longevity fruit brewed spirit wine.

Clearly Qingjing was promoted to Nascent Soul, but he was as happy as he had been promoted. He drank to the point of tears, and praised him repeatedly: "Well, well, you are also conceived. Finally, our documentary department is no longer a dragging Wanxian." Meng Meng's average cultivation level is on the hind legs! Thinking about your cultivation base, age, and spell level when you first entered the door, I am so worried about you..."

Qing Jing carefully looked at his hair, but couldn't find out which one was white, so he took a sip from his wine glass vaguely.

Because this wine is brewed from ten-thousand-year spiritual fruit, a small cup is worth Qingjing's ten-year salary. The spiritual energy is so strong that it turns into spiritual mist when the lid is opened.And the taste is also good, with an indescribable fragrance and sweetness. Qingjing, a little goblin who has never drank alcohol, blushed as soon as he took a sip, and his eyes were full of peach blossoms. Kun is a style.

Teacher Shen had just finished pecking his own glass when he saw that Qing Jing was about to lie down on the table, so he quickly took a long breath to finish off the bottom of the glass in his glass, jumped on his head and pecked, and sent a spirit energy to sober up.

Regardless of whether he was okay, after jumping over like this, the snake spirit really went crazy with alcohol, grabbed Teacher Shen's leg and carried it into his arms, and gnawed on the appetizers in front of Xue Zong.Xue Zhengzheng himself was drunk too, and pointed with his chopsticks: "I can't eat it when I see you like that. How can such a thin bird eat claws, tear meat from the breast, and thighs, just these two There is still a bit of food in the place. Eat all the brains..."

"That's okay, Mr. Shen is so smart and capable, it all depends on this little head, I can't bear to eat it." Qingjing said while licking the hair on Jinwu's neck, picked up the empty cup and poured it into his mouth, and it took a long time before he found out There was no more wine in the glass, so I reached for the flagon again.

How could Teacher Shen let him drink again? He squatted on the jug handle and pecked him softly, and reprimanded him softly: "Good boy, don't drink so much wine. Xue is a magician. I'm used to it. You have a small cup for the first time." That's about it."

The little snake looked at him pitifully. Teacher Shen didn't soften his heart at all, and poured the wine into Xue Zongcheng's cup.Xue Congjian also drank too much, holding a cup and mooing: "Your cultivation base is high, so I can rest assured that you are doing shows all over the world. Look at your face, it is indeed the most standard awl in the heavens and myriad worlds." Face, how popular with the audience! Last month, the elder Suiyu of the Thousand Mirage Pavilion said that their disciples went to Xiaoqian World to travel and saw something called an online game. They thought it was fun. He said that he would ask you to be the endorser... Elder Cuiyu, you know, right? The real number one beauty in Yuanyang's world, she is as happy as the nine springs, and the chime is as beautiful as the autumn frost.

His whole body was immersed in the memories, his eyes were bright, his earlobes were hot, and his innocence was so innocent that he couldn't see it.The snake spirit still liked this set, and kept asking him: "What does Yue Yi mean? Why is it Jiuchun? Which chime is it? You know so much, Xue Zong, I can't even understand it."

Xue Xue's heart has already been invested in the Thousand Mirage Pavilion, but he didn't realize it... No wonder his grand-niece was so good at geometry, he didn't allow her to be admitted to the Wuming Valley, but went to the Thousand Mirage Pavilion.

Teacher Shen thought about it calmly, fanned the little snake spirit back to its original shape with one wing, grabbed it with its claws and carried it back to his dormitory, and then contacted the Mirage Pavilion with a thousand-mile sound transmission pendant: "I heard that you have sent an online game. Our company, Xue, is not busy with recent affairs, so I can go to your school to help with the test... Yes, the host has to go to Xiaoqianshijie to do a show, and I may not have time in the short term... Yes, okay, we will wait for him to come back from the trial Think again, okay..."

After putting away the jade pendant, he looked at the golden python lying on the bed, sleeping as if in hibernation, and sighed slightly: "It's time for Xue Congjian to be too big a man."

Xue Congjian's heart was no longer at work, so he simply threw him over to see if he could have a chance to climb the most attractive peach blossom in the vast world.Anyway, he usually does odd jobs, and he does all the shooting outside and post-production with his own snake. Even if he takes over more work and dispatches with various departments, there is not much work.

===================================

After Qingjing sobered up, Teacher Shen gave him a set of snow-white robes made by Su Zhenjun's latest masterpiece in Shangxian Pavilion.This set of Taoist robes combines ancient music and fashion elements, especially adding the fashion of Hope Small World: the upper body is a close-fitting stand-up collar vest, exposing the arms and a slender white chest (no) muscle in the middle; the lower body is stretched with spiritual power At the hem, the fine-textured tight breeches are exposed, and the boots wrapped up to the knees are worn underneath, which is very unsophisticated.

The hair accessories sent by Qian Mirage Pavilion were also thoughtfully matched with Su Zhenjun's design, a large cream-colored bow, tied with pearls and crystals, and asked him to tie his hair into a ponytail.And the perfume given by Zhixian Perfumery Co., Ltd. is even more exquisite. It is a vanilla ice cream scent specially made to imitate the taste of omega pheromones.

Qing Jing looked at the mirror again and again, and the look was so worried that he didn't want to do any more shows. He grabbed Teacher Shen by the tail and asked, "Can we change clothes? Isn't Shangxian Pavilion sponsoring anything else? "

Teacher Shen is also unwilling to let him show his arms and legs on the show, but this time there is really no way: "This design is based on Su Zhenjun's favorite ice cream in Xiaoqianshijie. The artist's brain hole opened I can't stop it...but it's fine to wear it to show off during the shooting, and I just tore it up when I find a chance later, and there is still an eye-catching outfit in the spare clothes."

But the choice of perfume is good. The white and tender snake essence with vanilla ice cream flavor is really attractive.

===================================

After the familiar teleportation, they set foot on a strange land again.It's just that coming out this time is a little more nervous than usual, because it is very likely that once you leave the teleportation array, you will experience the catastrophe of turning into a baby.

Holding a long sword in his hand and wearing a cassock, he was ready to meet the thunder calamity, and when he landed, a white light struck his head.The light seemed to swallow the sky and the earth, and the heat was so hot that green smoke rose from the ground. Qingjing immediately released the flying sword and circled in the air, wiping away the light until it was invisible.

He raised his head and waited for another thunder calamity, but found that the sky was completely black, there was no atmosphere covering the earth's crust, and there were no calamity clouds gathered above his head. The white light just now...was actually a man-made radiation shine.

"What's going on? Where's Lei Jie?" Qing Jing asked Teacher Shen blankly.

The old god of the Great Golden Crow tilted his head on the ground, and his raised feathers brushed lightly across his cheeks, softly tickling his heart, calming down his restless heart: "This little thousand world has experienced the catastrophe of the end of the Dharma. , You can’t become a monk above Jindan anymore, so there is no Heavenly Tribulation against Nascent Soul. You have just given birth to a baby, and you still don’t have much control over this level of power, so why not practice for a while before going to the world of Heavenly Tribulation.”

Huh?Did Mr. Shen specially choose this world for him in order to let him develop some skills to survive the catastrophe?Qingjing tilted his head happily, pursed his lips and kissed Jinwu resoundingly, and said with a smile: "Mr. Shen, you are so kind."

Teacher Shen spread his wings and patted him lightly, then said shyly: "There are many enemies around, don't be distracted casually, be careful of getting hurt."

There was a thunderous roar again, and another white light fell in the sky, Qing Jing immediately put aside his desire to moles the Golden Crow, and released his spiritual consciousness to wipe out the situation of the audience.

After taking in the 360-degree scenery around him, he realized that he was in the center of a battle—and it was an unfair battle in which more people bully fewer people.There were six battleships on one side of the battle, and they fired lasers at him when he landed, making him think he was going through a catastrophe; while the other side was a larger and better-looking, but damaged spaceship, The sound of violent collisions and mournful wailing continued to be heard in the boat.

He quickly switched to the moderator status, put away his normal Taoist robe, revealing a sleeveless gown that looked like a ball of cream ice cream, and broadcast energetically: "Dear viewers, fellow Taoists, welcome to the Journey of the Heavens and Worlds program, I'm the host Qing Jing. We just solved a murder case for you in the last issue. I didn't expect to encounter such a vicious murder case just after coming to Xiaoqian World. Now, please follow the host Let's stop this space murder together!"

After quickly explaining the situation on the scene, he raised the candle shadow sword in his hand, and Yuanying's powerful true essence poured out instantly, like a torrent of torrents enveloping the spaceships, and they were smashed into pieces in an instant , but failed to leave a slightly larger wreckage.

Qing Jing lifted the long sword upside down, stared blankly at the fragments and plasma, and almost cried: "I didn't expect to have such a great power, I also thought that I have become a primordial spirit, so I need to hold back my strength... ..."

Teacher Shen stretched out his wings to cover his eyes, lightly pecked his ears and lips, and gently advised: "It's not your fault, murderers are always killed, since they come to kill, they must have the consciousness of being killed." , don’t die by your sword, sooner or later you will die by someone else’s hands. You only saw those criminals died, but didn’t you see that you saved the people in that boat?”

"But... but no one is left alive, can't our show dig deeper?" We can't pretend to be human in the last episode of the show, so we can still pretend in this episode?He scanned the damaged spaceship with his spiritual sense just now, and found that the pilot inside was crazy, and he was also a martial arts lunatic, so he couldn't tell what it meant.

Teacher Shen also saw through the victim's situation, and said nonchalantly: "The victim has been stimulated mentally, and your consciousness is strong, help him to settle down, or I will do it for you. The weak consciousness of mortals also has the advantage of being weak. Although it is easy to break, it is also easy to be good.”

Qing Jing took the opportunity to lick Mr. Shen's beak twice, staining him with the smell of vanilla ice cream. Only then did he feel his heart beating peacefully, put away his long sword and walked towards the damaged spaceship.

Just like tearing up the mech with his bare hands, he easily tore open a hole in the spaceship and got in.After entering the cabin, the emergency sealing function was automatically activated, re-closing the gap torn by him, and maintaining the vitality of the driver inside.

There were still a few unconscious people inside, some were scratched by laser light, some were knocked into a coma by a heavy object, only one person was still awake...not sober, he was hitting the metal bulkhead and the Control instrumentation.His strength is unusually great, the control device made of some metal was smashed by him and sparked; the inner cabin was also full of fist marks; the helmets of several people floating next to him also had smash marks, as if they were knocked out by him of.

Seeing Qingjing getting in, the man rushed towards him like a mad cow, his eyes glowed like a beast, he was panting heavily, and he opened his arms as if to hug him.

There was also a ferocious white falcon hovering down from the cabin roof, and it jumped up with him, boldly pecking at Mr. Shen.

Dare to hit my Teacher Shen?

Qing Jing didn't care about the host's duties anymore, and opened Bai Falcon with a slap.The man who was rushing towards him seemed to have been hit hard suddenly, and fell down in a daze when he was halfway through.

The little snake spirit subconsciously reached out to catch the human, and the other hand reached for the white falcon, only to realize that the falcon was not a real falcon.It was a kind of aura condensed, tangible but intangible, and it seemed to be fused with the spiritual power of that human being, so just after he injured the white falcon, its owner fainted.

Is this a magic weapon, or a special Taoism of the locals?

He temporarily put the victim aside and introduced this unique local creature to the audience. After filming, he plunged his spiritual consciousness into the man's sea of ​​consciousness to appease him.His sea of ​​consciousness is extremely special, it is full of slender wire-like things, and there are similar connectors on his head, which are randomly entangled in the sea of ​​consciousness, and some of them are simply broken due to injury.

It seems that his mental illness is also related to this abnormality in the sea of ​​consciousness.Qingjing put him on the ground, and sat cross-legged beside him, using his consciousness to straighten out those filaments like a comb, and repaired the place where the comb was broken and the place that was broken before.

Teacher Shen also found a Buyuan Pill for junior monks and stuffed it into his mouth.The spiritual power in Bu Yuan Dan quickly penetrated into his eight meridians, and even penetrated into the spiritual filaments in his brain, gently nourishing his spiritual world.

After fixing this person, they planned to go to see the situation of other people, but just as Mr. Shen sensed that several spaceships had landed again, Qing Jing stood up and wanted to go out to have a look.

But as soon as he turned around, a big cool hand wearing protective gloves grabbed his wrist from behind, and a slightly hoarse, mellow voice sounded, and now it sounds like a lunatic at all, but with a feeling of being speechless charming charm.

"Did you save me? You calmed down my mental violence, and even combed my spiritual threads..." Silky spiritual power entangled from behind, and the man also stood up and hugged him.Qingjing wanted to throw him out, but when he remembered the wreckage outside, he didn't dare to do it. His right wrist only shook slightly, and his consciousness didn't really fight back. Instead, he set up a barrier outside his consciousness. stop him.

The man's mental strength failed to penetrate Qingjing's divine sense even after trying several times, but instead of being angry, he smiled and said, "Your spiritual power barrier can actually block my spiritual contact thread, you Do you understand what this means?"

"It means that you are weaker than me, mental... Chusi's attack can't hurt me." Qingjing pushed him gently and slowly, and said while frowning: "It's very rude of you to attack me like this , I don't care about you, you let me go quickly."

Sure enough, he has learned the great way of speech to the bone. Just after listening to a few words from this person, he can deduce the rules of pronunciation and grammar in this world and speak such a long paragraph.

The snake spirit secretly admired himself in his heart, and the human being praised him openly: "You are the strongest guide I have ever seen. You are the only guide who can enter my spiritual barrier, and the only guide who can prevent me from becoming mad. so……"

He pulled hard with his right hand, but failed to pull Qingjing into his arms. Instead, he staggered forward and took a few steps. Python waist.

"I am Xie Sha, the great prince of the Yaoyang Empire, and the chief sentinel of the empire. Be my exclusive guide."

A deep and hoarse voice rang in his ears, but it was covered by the sound of flapping wings. The golden crow on his shoulder flapped its wings at the man who called himself "Sentry", with just the right amount of force, to overthrow him on the ground.Qing Jing quickly raised his hand, let Teacher Shen rest on his wrist, and gave Xie Sha a cold look: "Sorry, I'm also from an alien, I don't know the way, so I can't be your guide."

The human was obviously taken aback, stood up neatly with his right hand, and asked, "Are you kidding me? You really don't know what the guide means? Didn't you study in the 'tower'?"

What is a "tower"?Is it compulsory education in this world?This man really couldn't open the pot and lift the pot. Qingjing's knee hurt, and his mood became even worse. He muttered angrily: "Yes, I'm illiterate and semi-literate, I'm sorry."

Without waiting for Xie Sha to say more provocative words, Qing Jing made a "silence" gesture, walked towards a fainted man nearby, and released his spiritual sense to detect the condition of his body.

Suddenly a white falcon flapped its wings and flew in front of him, landed on the man's head on the ground, and tilted its head to look at him.Xie Sha walked up to him with brisk steps, narrowed his eyes slightly, and looked at him seriously: "You are a guide who hasn't joined yet, and it won't do you any good to wake up so many sentries. Not everyone is like you. I have such self-control, your taste is too sweet..."

Qing Jing also sniffled, smelling the faint but absolute scent of vanilla ice cream in the air, and withdrew his consciousness thoughtfully.

There is a human being divided into six genders, who are attracted to each other by pheromones. He listens to this human being's weird words and sentences, and he suddenly feels that "guide" may not mean the same thing as a tour guide on earth. .He wanted to ask a question, but hesitated a bit, feeling that he didn't really want to know what the guide meant.

#小千世界人's gender division is so weird, it's really annoying!It's so annoying to be changed every time I go to Xiaoqian World! #

Forget it, let's do the interview first.

There are new spaceships approaching outside the spaceship, and if you don’t hurry up, you will have to fight again, and you don’t have time to ask.

Qing Jing threw down the wounded and the "guidance" question that seemed to be closely related to him, and showed a professional smile to Xie Qing: "Hello, Mr. Xie, I am Qing Jing, the host of the travel show. Seeing that your spaceship has been attacked by many spaceships, can you tell me who is going to kill you? Also... I think the audience is also very interested. As a prince, why do you want to be a sentinel?"

After meeting for such a long time, it was the first time that he looked at the prince Xie Sha, and his attitude was so gentle and kind, which made the prince who was rejected and knocked down as soon as he woke up feel a surge of emotion.The sentinel's five senses were extremely sharp, but at this moment all his energy was focused on the host's face, he didn't even pay attention to what he asked, and only chewed his name over and over again.

"Qingjing. What a good name." Xie Sha's eyes were as thick as ink that could not be melted, brushing from Qingjing's face to his chest: "You care about me so much, why don't you come back to the palace with me. Our spiritual power Such a match, even the spiritual guide is also a bird, you are my guide given by God."

"Spiritual guide? Are they also birds?" Qing Jing slapped his hands away coldly, touched Mr. Shen's fluffy and warm head and said, "Who is the same as your bird? Our Mr. Shen is a golden crow. It's Hedao Great Demon, not your kind of spiritual power condensed... Uh, spiritual guide!"

"Hedao Great Demon" can't be translated into the language of this world, Xie Sha can't understand it, but he already understands one thing: "You have just transformed into a guide, right? I can send you to the central sanctuary 'Learn some knowledge that a guide should have, but don't worry, I assure you as the prince of the Yaoyang Empire, you will not be randomly matched to others by the tower—"

He walked to the console, and clicked flexibly on the console with his right hand, the huge light screen suddenly lit up, illuminating his face with a warm glow: "You will only be my guide."

After the screen turned on, it also showed a picture of the interior cabin of a spaceship. The tall warrior operating in front of the stage saw him at a glance and shouted in surprise: "His Royal Highness Xie Sha! Your Highness, is your spiritual power not rioting? Too much?" Alright, I knew those villains couldn't hurt you, the spaceship of the First Fleet has already landed, and Captain Wang Chong and the others will go over to pick you up right away..."

As he was talking, his eyes suddenly fell on a snow-colored figure in the cabin, his excited voice gradually subsided, and thousands of words melted into one voice: "My God. Is that... a guide?"

Xie Sha immediately wanted to turn off the screen.But there was obviously a more serious matter before him than turning off the screen. He tapped the screen, hooked back the souls of his subordinates, and announced seriously: "This is my guide. His mental power is extremely powerful. I just now When I fell into a state of madness, it was he who straightened out my spiritual tangle. Tell everyone who came over to take a piece of wizard drug, and we haven't officially combined yet."

"Ah? Oh, ah, yes..." The sergeant gave Qing Jing a regretful look, and switched on the communicator to inform his colleagues of the First Prince's order.At the same time, the spaceship that Qing Jing was in was opened again, and several people wearing space protective suits, flying or running with various animals broke in, took off their helmets when they entered the door, and knelt down on one knee. In front of Xie Sha.

"Your Majesty, you are shocked. We did not anticipate the madness of the Fu family. It is our fault that you were besieged by those rebels."

Xie Sha walked over and grabbed his arm, pulled him up forcefully, and forcefully ordered the others to stand up too.In a few steps, he changed from a sentinel who stalked the guide to a tolerant and majestic prince, ordering everyone to let go of their self-blame and get ready for more brutal battles in the future.

"The queen and the Fu family will not give up easily because of this mistake. The second brother has also awakened and become a sentinel. The Fu family still has a high-ranking guide who can marry him. They will only want to get rid of me more urgently in the future. Are you To protect my shield and sharp blade, in the future I will not only face the archenemies of human beings, but also fight with my own compatriots, so I must work harder to hone myself."

His guards were moved to tears, gritted their teeth and responded in unison: "Yes! We will defend your glory with our lives!"

The human beings talked harmoniously, and Qingjing squatted aside and played with the "spiritual guide" they brought, touching this and that, and took out from the magic treasure bag that he robbed from the earth and saved it for a long time. I fed a biscuit that I didn't even want to eat to a black bear.But the bear didn't eat it. After sniffing it twice, it smelled on him. Other deer, wolves, and other animals didn't like the biscuits. They all wanted to crawl on him, starting with the white falcon.

"I want to eat ice cream too." Qing Jing bit a dry butter biscuit, lowered his head and smelled the faint fragrance of vanilla cream on his body, his stomach seemed to start to growl.

Teacher Shen also made him a little greedy, let alone being polite to him, tilting his head and sticking out his tongue to lick the snake spirit's snow-white and slippery neck.

The meeting on the human side ended at some point, and Xie Sha came over and called softly: "Let's change to another spaceship. The power system of this spaceship is completely damaged, and it is impossible to repair it. Your spaceship is small, right? Stop." Where is it, I told them to drive to the hangar at the back of the ship."

Qing Jing looked up with a biscuit in his mouth, and said innocently, "I don't have a spaceship."

A soldier with a spiritual guide hugging his thigh blushed and said: "We saw a lot of spaceship wreckage outside, because it was too broken, we couldn't see how many of them were there, this little guide's spaceship may have been destroyed too. ?”

Another soldier sneaked a glance at him, and persuaded his prince graciously: "The radiation is so strong outside, and the ground is not easy to walk, how can we let the guide go out by himself? We just brought a spare transport cabin, let him lie down too." Into the portage bay and out?"

"Yeah, I don't know who destroyed those spaceships. It feels like they were cut into small pieces with a sharp knife. There are debris all over the ground, and they can't get off at all. It can be seen that one of them is the latest model of the Royal Shipyard this year. What about the Xinghui that was built?"

"Xinghui? It's the one our First Fleet wanted to apply for, but His Majesty never approved it? Hehe..."

"I don't know if the video recording function of this ship can still be used. It would be great if I could see who smashed the two spaceships. That's the latest model worth 40 billion star coins, and it turned out to be like that. "

The soldiers whispered about the destroyed spaceship outside, and secretly observed the "guide" who suddenly appeared beside the prince under the cover of conversation.The cabin is full of special pheromone-flavored perfume. Although the spray is extremely light, the sentries' keen sense of smell can catch those naughty swimming odor molecules, and they are almost as hopeless as their own spiritual guides. went up.

Fortunately, they ate the little white tablets in advance, otherwise their instincts would be really difficult to suppress in the face of such a charming unbound guide.

Everyone caressed their chests, feeling scared and regretful, and the result of their entanglement was that they worked harder to spy on the snake spirit.Xie Sha acted as if he didn't know what his subordinates were thinking, and looked at Qing Jing who was dressed in wild animals: "Will you come back to the imperial capital with us?"

"Okay. Then let's go quickly." Qing Jing turned his head, nodded as if nothing happened, and quickly agreed to the prince's request.

As long as those extremely expensive spaceships are not mentioned, he is not allowed to compensate, not to mention lying in the transport cabin, he has no objection to taking two sticks and a sheet to stretch him out!