not scientific at all

"Congratulations." As soon as we met, Wan Moshi congratulated Shen Pingshan, and picked up a glass of celadon glaze from the kang table and saluted him from the air: "I can't drink meat wine. A cup of tea instead of wine."

"Congratulations?" Shen Pingshan sat down on the recliner covered with snow-white sheets by the window, rubbed his brows and said impatiently: "The quality of your seal is not good. I am now suffering from emotional depression and internal fire attracts external demons. Follow-up treatment should be done." what to do?"

Wan Moshi drank the tea and looked at him lazily while leaning on the kang table: "The virgin body of 10,000+ years has finally been broken, so why not congratulate? You have eaten the man in your mouth as you wished, and you still come here What do you want me to see? I'm in relationship counseling, if you two are together, I'm doing a good job, and I don't care about anything else. "

Shen Pingshan raised his body against the armrest, and gave him a gloomy look: "It's not what you said, if I admit to falling in love with him, will you straighten out my emotions? Now I have anger, jealousy and all kinds of contradictory feelings in my heart." Daoyou Wan is the one who specializes in dealing with these emotions, so how could he do nothing? Let me tell you that I came to you because I was afraid of affecting my work. It is inconvenient to do shows with this body, but I think Qingjing likes it so much. Parrot, I don’t want to change into that form, I’m afraid he likes parrots more than me..."

Teacher Wan was originally listening to him with his professional qualities as a host, but finally he couldn't listen any longer, and knocked the bone of his fan on the table: "Then why don't you just show up in your original body and do a show with him? Tell him that you It wasn’t so festive and beautiful, it’s just an ordinary three-legged Golden Crow, wouldn’t it be good to give him some time to get used to it?”

Shen Pingshan was startled, raised his head and sighed: "I never told him that I was that parrot, let alone told him what my original body is."

"...What are you trying to do?" Teacher Wan sat up in amazement, and looked Shen Pingshan up and down: "You and him rolled into bed, and you still refuse to tell him your real identity? How long are you going to hide it? What should I do if I go down, just run away?"

"He won't know." Shen Pingshan recalled the details of the two of them getting along in Xiaoqian world, and his face was gloomy: "With his cultivation, it is impossible to see through my method of borrowing the body to embody the form. Then I got the macaw from the earth, its breath, voice, and appearance are completely different from mine, and I don’t use the method of natal life in front of him, so I can’t tell the difference.”

"If he can't figure it out, he deserves to keep you a secret forever? What if he can figure it out? If he knew your identity a long time ago, he just waited for you to confess?" Wan Mozhi got off the bed and walked to him , leaning on the back of the chair and asked: "You cheated people to call you Daddy for a long time, now I feel embarrassed thinking about it? I think your demons are caused by uneasy conscience... Why don't you confess now, it can still be regarded as a crime Stop it."

Shen Pingshan sat up straight, looked across the wall at the snake spirit who was looking in the hall for a while, and sighed: "I also know that this kind of deception can't last, but people's hearts are like this, and it's always difficult to admit mistakes. In all odds, I would rather think of various reasons to weave this lie more firmly, and procrastinate day by day. I am afraid he will ask me why I became a parrot, why I didn’t tell him the truth earlier, why I raised him for decades and then lost it. Never mind..."

"I'm even more afraid that he will ask me why I picked him up in the first place, and how I can lead him to collect Lizhu fragments by such a coincidence. I don't even know what I am thinking or what I am going to do now. Seeing him become I felt guilty for such a low-level snake demon, and I couldn't see it, so I wanted to change him back to his original body in order to stop feeling guilty; I will be afraid that he will recover his memory, afraid that he will blame me for these years."

"I do these things because of selfishness. I know it too, but I just can't do it." He raised his hand to cover most of his face, with a bitter smile on the corner of his mouth: "But when I face him, I can't be selfish to the end. So the Tao heart is dusty, and the demons settle in, in the final analysis, it is my own fault."

Teacher Wan silently listened to his self-analysis, and finally smiled gratifiedly: "If you can realize that you are a scumbag, you are a scumbag that can be saved. If you have to worry about something in your heart, go out and admit your mistakes , at worst, give him a slap to death, and he will be a good bird again in 2 years!"

He opened the door with a wave of his hand, threw out even the chair and Shen Pingshan, then straightened his clothes, Shi Shiran walked out of the room, and smiled at Qingjing: "Your Mr. If there are any sequelae, just beat yourself up, and you don’t need to come to me again.”

His smile is pure and gentle, his stature may be less than 1.8 meters, his temperament is extremely pure, he looks like a pure white water lotus.But what he said was far from his appearance, and he would provoke domestic violence at every turn, which made Qingjing feel dazed for a while, feeling that he didn't look like an expert in mediation programs, but rather... a keyboard emotion expert in Uncle Ya's gossip version ?

...Wait, there is another possibility!Could it be that he guessed right just now, that there really was an affair between those two people, but now Teacher Shen has changed hands and chose him, and Teacher Wan doesn't want to treat him anymore because of love and hatred?

Then he, wouldn't he be the chief culprit for delaying Teacher Shen's condition?No, not only that, he seems to be the mistress who everyone shouts and beats, maybe if he leaves this door today, tomorrow all the tabloids in the world will publish the news that his mistress will dismantle Teacher Wan and Teacher Shen !

Qing Jing was very troubled.He doesn't usually watch bloody romantic dramas, but he doesn't know what to do when he encounters this situation.He involuntarily looked towards Mr. Shen, the backbone, but found that Daddy seemed to be trapped in the vortex of a love triangle and couldn't extricate himself, his eyes were full of entanglement, and there was a trembling sound in his speech.

But what he asked was irrelevant: "When did you know that I belonged to Teacher Shen?"

"Ah? Ah, I already knew it, but it's not important." Do you need to talk about this trivial matter now?Isn't it time to comfort Mr. Wan who is on the verge of blackening and running amok?Qing Jing glanced at the disappointing daddy, gritted his teeth to avoid his anxious gaze, and decided to talk to Teacher Wan.

It's a pity that Wan Moshi doesn't have mind reading skills, he didn't know that he had more than 200 episodes of bitter drama in his mind, and after kicking Shen Pingshan to him, he went back to the room silently.

Qing Jing wanted to follow up and knock on the door, but the staff of the Department of Emotions was not as small as their Documentary Department. As soon as he walked outside the door, a bodyguard respectfully saluted him: "Mr. Qing Jing, our Teacher Wan is a benevolent beast. , the body is not very used to murderous aura and blood, you killed too much in Xiaoqian world, and you have too much blood on your body, can you come and see him again in a few days?"

"I just want to apologize to him..." Qing Jing said sincerely, "Then can I go back and take a shower before seeing him?"

The bodyguard guarding the gate shook his head and said, "This is not something that can be washed off by taking a bath. You can find a clean room and fast for three days sincerely, or ask Mr. Shen to help you wash away the murder..."

"Let's go, you don't need to apologize to him." Teacher Shen hugged Qingjing's waist from behind, put his right hand on his thigh and struggled, nodded slightly to the two, and carried the snake spirit back to the documentary manage.After returning, he locked the door of the conference room, put the scene aside, straightened his clothes, and suddenly gave him a deep salute.

Qing Jing hurriedly jumped up from the chair, waved his hands indiscriminately and said, "You don't need to apologize to me, really! Although I didn't ask you in advance if you like other people, but I thought of it when I had sex with you, you are so old Impossible to still be a virgin..."

Teacher Shen's face turned green, and he swallowed the prepared apology so angrily, he grabbed his hand and said, "I've only hugged you a snake in my life, what the hell are you thinking? I just apologized, It's all because I lied to you about my dual identities before, what do you have to say to Wan Mozhi? What does it have to do with my age?"

Qingjing repeated this sentence several times in his stomach, and gradually gained confidence in his heart, feeling a little proud and joyful, he clasped Shen Pingshan's fingers instead, and asked in a low voice with disbelief: "You really don't like it?" Teacher Wan? He has such a high level of cultivation and looks better than me. He is probably as old as you, and there is no generation gap..."

"I don't have a generation gap with you." We are the real match, but it's a pity that I realized this a few thousand years late.There was a glimmer of gloom in Shen Pingshan's heart, but seeing the snake spirit turning his narrow eyes and confirming that he only likes him alone, he couldn't help but feel joy in his heart, and slowly broke into a smile: "I have always only liked you, What are you thinking nonsense. Wan Mozhi's words have no other meaning, he always mediates in this way for emotional matters, if you blame me for lying to you, just follow his words and beat me hard. "

Qing Jing's mouth closed slowly, and after listening carefully to Shen Pingshan's words, he suddenly hugged his knees and laughed.After laughing, he really rolled up his sleeves, swung his arms in a semicircle in the air and landed on the back of Shen Pingshan's head, pressed his head, leaned forward, and kissed him hard.

His legs turned into snake tails, tightly wrapped around Shen Pingshan's thighs, he stood up while pressing his shoulders, and asked with a smile: "Will I call you Daddy from now on, or Teacher Shen?"

"Call……"

Tens of thousands of years ago, the scene when he and Ying Long Qingguang were still in Xuanyuan Great World appeared in his mind.The friend with a sharp and handsome appearance in his memory was walking towards him leisurely, his wooden clogs rattled lightly, his right hand flicked the skirt of his clothes, and he greeted leisurely: "Jiulang, are you here?"

The customs of the Xuanyuan Great World are still ancient, and relatives are usually called by ranking.He ranks ninth in this generation of the clan, and Qingguang called him Jiulang back then.However, Ying Qingguang was the only one left in the Yinglong family at that time, few people called him Ying Da, but more people called him Ying Lang directly...

Memories filled his heart like clouds covering the sun, and after recovering, he looked at the expectant eyes of the snake spirit, but he replied without hesitation: "It's Teacher Shen."

He also felt guilty for taking too much advantage of Qingjing, and now their Jinwu clan has long since disappeared, so there is no need to mention this ancient title.It's better to call him Teacher Shen. The first time Qingjing called him Teacher Shen was Teacher Shen. This title is also worth remembering.

He pressed the snake spirit into his arms with all his strength, pulled up his smooth long hair, inserted the Kui horn hairpin he used in the early years, lowered his head and kissed the top of his hair, and said softly the scariest and coldest thing in the world Ruthless words: "It's time for you to learn. In Xiaoqian World, you happen to be studying Lingzhi. While you still remember the feeling at that time, I will take you to learn the science of animals, plants and demons in the heavens and myriad worlds."

Hao Kongyi returned to the Ten Thousand Immortals League, shouldn't he relax and sleep well for two days!It's okay to have a party!Why study as soon as you come back!Even though Qing Jing was sitting in Teacher Shen's warm arms, his whole body was wrapped in the delicious smell of meat, and there was someone personally giving pointers on his homework, but he still felt stuffy.

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Not long after studying, two strange visitors came from the Documentary Department, interrupting their learning process.One of them was dressed in an apricot-colored gauze robe as smooth as pajamas, her hair was combed into a long ponytail, her eyes were bright and her teeth were bright, and her temperament was as light as smoke; It also looks like someone who has been in a superior position for a long time, but there is a bit of fear and respect in his expression.The cultivator with the ponytail bowed when he saw Qingjing, took out a scroll from the treasure bag, and held it in both hands to give it to him.

Xue Zhengzheng introduced from the side: "This is Ming Yuan, the son of Ming Changhan, the leader of the Canghai Great World's Shark Tribe, and he is here to give us a silk banner."

Qing Jing looked at the scroll in surprise, then peeked at Mr. Shen, saw the other party nodded slightly, and then stepped forward to take the scroll, and asked politely: "Our program team is doing our own duty, is there no What is there to be grateful for, senior is really too polite."

Ming Yuan smiled slightly, his face was radiant, and the beads on the headdress made him brighter.He pulled the rope buckle on the scroll, and the whole scroll unfolded from Qingjing's hand, but it was a scroll written in ink, with dripping vertical and horizontal characters, to the effect that he was grateful to the Documentary Department for discovering such a good tourist attraction in Xinglan Small World , giving their mermaid clan another place to stay.

Ming Yuan said shyly: "This word is written by my father, it is not comparable to everyone in the Ten Thousand Immortals League, but it also contains a hint of the artistic conception of the Dao of Water. The ink of the scroll is made from Xuanji True Water, which can be adjusted. The room is dry, wet, cold and hot; the paper is made of shark silk lined with flounder tendon, which is a special product in this world, and it can be turned into a small world to hide temporarily. We live in poverty, and there is nothing good to give, only this thing is different. But thank the host for dedicating such a good program."

Qing Jing never thought that he would receive such high courtesy when he was a vase host who took money for nothing.This is a pennant that only teachers, doctors and police can receive!In fact, he is a mascot. Teacher Shen did the post-production work, and the filming was also done by Teacher Shen. He should not be the one to pick up this pennant!

Qing Jing was so nervous that his face turned red, he held a pennant and thanked the other party repeatedly, and solemnly affirmed the role played by Teacher Shen in it, hoping that their family will not forget who the real hero of this show is.Xue Zhengchen coughed lightly at the side, his small eyes were full of resentment, Qing Jing hurriedly added his contributions, and that Mr. Mingyuan thanked them all in a good-tempered manner.

The foreigner who came with him seemed to have something to say, and looked at the four of them fidgeting, and finally couldn't bear this comprehension-style greeting, stood up and bowed to Qingjing, and said in proficient Chinese: "I hope that Dragon, the patriarch of the Flying Dragon Clan in the small world, moved his family to the Xuanyuan Great World 300 years ago, and became subordinate to His Majesty the Dragon Emperor. I am here this time to ask the host...and your assistant for help, Can you please listen to my confession?"