not scientific at all

"You..." The city manager in black asked in shock: "How do you know when your estrous period is? Have you already been in estrus? My God, a mature omega is not in the association. Registered here, and did not formally combine with Alpha... This is a terrible work mistake!"

The pheromone smell on the combined omega will be covered by the alpha pheromone smell that marks him, and will not be emitted so openly. It is so turbulent and sweet that people can't wait to take him to the marriage registration center to register immediately!

The urban management took the depressant and sprayed it desperately at the snake essence carrying a heavy burden, trying to eliminate this strong scent that could affect people's will.The speeding car above his head was circling and falling towards him, and several people came to pull him, trying to push him onto the car and take him directly to the center.

The perfume sponsored by Zhixian Perfume Co., Ltd. is a celestial product refined by a high-level alchemist. It itself is refined from high-level spiritual grass, and it produces spirituality when it is released from the oven. How can it be eliminated by mortal odor eliminators?The more they sprayed, the stronger the aroma rebounded. The aromatic substance exerted subjective initiative, attached to the molecule of the eliminator, and spread half a street with the eliminator.

The scent gradually faded as it diffused, but the oppressive feeling of arranged marriage that could not be resisted penetrated into the sea of ​​consciousness of all people who smelled the scent.Even betas, who are the least sensitive to pheromones, were tempted by this smell, and the alpha present was even more emotional, squeezing towards the source of this fragrance.

And at the source of all this chaos, the omega wearing a silver mask was holding a half-sheet rose, refusing to move: "You are not urban management, you have no right to arrest me! Besides, I'm not in heat at all, and I'm in love with you." If you are in love, just rub it on the ground and it will pass, go to some security center!"

The staff's eyes were bloodshot, and they suppressed the urge to reveal their wealth, health status, and marriage history... and said: "But you are an unmarked omega, and your whole body emits the sweet smell of pheromones! If you continue like this, this street will The alphas on the screen will go crazy and hurt you uncontrollably!"

"According to the imperial regulations, a mature omega must live under the supervision of the association, unless there is an alpha who can act as his guardian to combine with him!"

"He has." Qinglie's voice suddenly sounded, and a strong mental pressure suddenly shook the hearts of all those who tried to approach Qingjing, and the street that was originally full of gunpowder was instantly calmed down.

The omega that was too sweet to refuse suddenly disappeared from everyone's perception.He was still standing there, with a slender and beautiful figure, as soft as a willow in early spring, but he could not smell the pheromone smell on his body at all.Instead, there is an alpha pheromone that is so light that it doesn't seem to exist at all, but it can make everyone surrender.

A young man who was as handsome as the scorching sun pressed the omega into his arms, brushed the long hair on the back of his neck, and said to the staff: "He has been marked, and I am his guardian."

The long hair was parted, revealing a slender and slender neck, and a bright red tooth mark.

The urban management stared at the fresh tooth print in a daze, and was a little glad that he hadn't given up the number of apartments in his family, the monthly salary, and the number of boyfriends and girlfriends he had.But soon he remembered his responsibilities, and said sternly: "You have already marked him, so you should be responsible and take him to the Omega Center for registration as soon as possible."

Shen Pingshan's arms around Qingjing tightened by two points, and he let down his long hair to cover the tooth marks, and nodded slowly: "I know. But he is still a student now, and he should focus on his studies. We will get married after he graduates." .”

"Okay, then you guys make a record first, and we won't arrange a suitable alpha blind date for him anymore." The staff turned on the portable optical computer, called up his information from the Qingjing bracelet on the spot, and his face suddenly became astonished. One change: "Are you the omega who disappeared in Yinshan Forest? Are you still alive?"

Qing Jing leaned over to look at the record above, and nodded without guilt: "Yes. My face and hands were burned by spider venom. I'm recuperating these days, so the news is misrepresented. I don't have much credit on me. It’s time, luckily I picked a lot of flowers when I went to the mountain, and now I plan to sell the flowers to raise money for plastic surgery.”

Several staff members sighed unceasingly, not knowing whether to admire him for his physical disability, or complain that his alpha was too ruthless, and he was willing to let the seriously injured little omega come out to sell flowers.

Maybe because of his ruined face, this alpha doesn't have deep feelings for him, right?The pheromone of the little omega is so strong and smells good, and the figure is also good, but now it is treated like this, it is really pitiful.Several staff members sympathetically entered the tag information for him, and before leaving, they reluctantly advised: "If your boyfriend treats you badly, come to the omega guarantee center, and we will match you with more good alphas." .”

"No need..." Qing Jing was about to push back, when Shen Pingshan's pressure soared a little more, and he said coldly and loftily: "There is no need to make a match for him. Feng Jing will never need these. My people, I Nature will take care of it to the end."

After sending the city management away, Qingjing didn't sell flowers, and followed Daddy into the convertible car, and showed him the light screen on the bracelet: "I already have [-] credit points, Daddy, I'm treating you, let's go to the one with Let’s eat where there are toys on the big bed.”

Daddy's face turned green, he turned the propulsion system to the maximum and flew straight back to the small apartment.

Back in the room, the snake spirit was still persistently selling the big bed room: "I have already sold the flowers, we can afford it if we go to eat. And I think this business is very profitable, I still have a wall As for Gao’s roses, I will be able to sell them for a few hours every day to pay for my meals.”

Still thinking about the big bed and toys!Who instilled this idea in him?If it weren't for Qingjing's Yuanyang not leaking, he would have suspected that this snake had already killed someone!

Father Shen suppressed his emotions, hugged the snake spirit calmly and said: "Don't wear perfume in the future, this kind of fragrance is easy to be misunderstood as omega pheromone, people who smell it will think you are in estrus .Also, don't tell others about your estrous period in the future, what if some bad person takes advantage of your estrus and steals your Yuanyang?"

Qingjing nodded honestly, found a suitable position in his arms and nestled up, touched the back of his neck and said, "I heard what those people said, it seems that people in this world rely on biting their necks to make love, so you bite your neck." Do I think I'm in heat? We don't bring such a do-it-yourselfer, I just bite my neck and it won't work."

He brushed his hair back, rubbing his white and tender fingers around the tooth marks, which made the tooth marks more vivid.Fortunately, the seal of the seven emotions in Shen Pingshan's body was strengthened again, so he was not tempted to fail at last, and then asked: "Then after I left, did you encounter such a thing, and how did you solve it?"

It would be embarrassing to put this kind of problem on two human beings, but this snake doesn't know what privacy is, what is shyness, and it is still frank when talking about physiological problems.

Considering that Daddy is a human being, he is different from him in many aspects, so he simply turned his lower body into a snake tail, opened up a scale under the abdomen, and pointed it out to others: "It's the cloaca that will be red and swollen. I will feel very irritable and unhappy. I always want to rub on the ground, and it will be more comfortable, but you told me to hold back at this time, and I have been enduring it. The zoo will find me a female snake Blind date, even showing me a movie, I'm not even tempted."

Shen Pingshan felt that this topic was a mistake from the beginning, but he couldn't bear to ask the most important question, so he resisted the idea of ​​touching the small hole, and asked hoarsely, "What... film?"

"It's just the general scientific records of snakes and the Burmese python, but I don't watch it even if it's replaced with a golden python. I've already opened my mind, so I can still like to watch that kind of stuff, or human beings. It’s beautiful.” He pressed the scales back to their original positions, and whispered into Shen Pingshan’s ear, “When I lived in the B City Zoo, the breeder Xiao Fan hid the human scales, and I sneaked into his office to follow them. Looked twice."

The snake's icy breath blew into the ear holes, and the temperature on Shen Pingshan's body rose steadily. He hurriedly pulled his cold and slippery arm off, and hurriedly asked: "What do you think that kind of thing is doing!"

His nose was filled with the scent of snake essence, and he could feel the cool temperature all over his body, and he didn't even know what he was asking.Qing Jing was still obsessed with him unconsciously, and said with a smile: "Humans are in heat during working hours or when traveling, and it is open all year round. Every time I watch it, I look forward to seeing it." In the end..."

See the end?See humans...?Shen Pingshan caressed his chest lightly, feeling complicated in his heart: this snake was no longer the golden python he raised back then that could not transform, but a demon cultivator with the unique charm of a snake demon flowing from head to toe.He is like a pot of snake soup stewed into milky white, fragrant and hot, placed within his reach, undisguisedly releasing his own charm, tempting him to taste, possess, and devour...

He opened his mouth slightly, his head fell inch by inch, and the snake spirit's laughter happened to be heard in his ears: "I just want to see if their boss comes in and finds out that they are making friends in the office, will they deduct their wages!"

The charming atmosphere was dissipated all of a sudden, his teeth landed on the snake spirit's ears, before he could bite down.He should have let go of the snake immediately, but out of some inexplicable psychology, he still took a bite hard, and then slapped the snake spirit's buttocks crisply: "Don't always sit on me, I found a tutorial for you that Feng Jing learned during his lifetime, go on and study!"

"Daddy, how can you be so unreasonable—"

However, Daddy just made trouble for no reason.He turned on the computer on the table, and stretched the light screen into three pieces to enclose Qingjing: the left piece is the tutorial of "Lingzhi Physiology", the right piece is the "Plant Cultivation Manual", and the middle one is the teaching video of the Lingzhi Department.The three screens are full of things to be reviewed, all of which are difficult in content, boring in theory, and difficult in language.

However, Shen Pingshan didn't understand the strangeness and fear of a pet when faced with so much foreign knowledge. He took a helmet-type closed learning aid and put it on him. Through voice transmission with his spiritual sense, he educated him earnestly: "Next week there will be an imperial high school. In the Lingzhi Cultivation Contest, Feng Jing has already entered the finals of the Iris Star’s global joint school competition. You have to memorize all the knowledge points as soon as possible, learn planting and extraction techniques, and strive to be among the top three in the world, so that you can participate in the national competitions. After learning There are also university basic courses and professional course tutorials, and there are still [-] subjects to be taken in the final exam, it is now the end of March, time is tight and tasks are heavy!"

Just listening to this terrifying amount of learning, the body of the snake essence began to weaken.He failed to go to school since he was a child, and he has always been ashamed of being illiterate after work, but he never expected that it would take such a dark effort to get rid of illiteracy...

He coiled his entire lower body on the chair, biting the tip of his tail in pain, translated the difficult content word by word, and engraved them into his mind by rote.And on the sofa beside him, Shen Pingshan also took out the round light that was about to be edited and sorted it out.

When the circle of light was released from his hands, it didn't fill the room like it did when watching it. It was just a small ball, showing the picture of Qingjing when he was on the earth.These Yuanguang records his daily life in detail, but in fact only a few fragments are used.

While pulling the timeline, Shen Pingshan picked out fresh, interesting or majestic images from it, kneaded together several small three-dimensional scenes, and turned daily records like journals into ups and downs of documentaries.When he saw the little Taoist priest say the phrase "I like it" before Qingjing's ascension, he frowned slightly, looked at the snake spirit who was studying hard behind the screen, and waved the Taoist priest out of the screen.

After adjusting the tone of the whole film, select the most outstanding shots from the edited round lights to compose an impactful opening and closing credits, and finally intersperse the pre-made tunes, and record the introduction of this program at the beginning of the credits. .

"The small thousand world was suddenly ravaged by zombies, and the global organisms underwent mutational evolution. Is it the ravages of a mysterious virus, or a curse hidden in the genetic code? When the catastrophe of doomsday comes, how do ordinary humans struggle to survive and re-establish social order? Welcome to the third part of Journey to the Heavens and Worlds—this body will last forever though the opposite sex."

After finishing the opening remark, he shook his hand, and the small picture turned into a white light ball, which was photographed by him into a golden mirror, and with a slight tap of his fingertips, a little bit of golden light leaked out to seal the mirror.This is the Yuanguang mother mirror, which will be sent to the production department to be copied and sold in the future, and with the spell recognition, the sold Yuanguang mirror can no longer be copied, so there is no need to worry about piracy.

He took out the fixed-point teleporter from the portable small world he created, threw the circular light mirror into it, broke the space and sent it back to the League of Ten Thousand Immortals.

Just about to take out the round light that Qingjing was stuck in the world of magic weapons and cut it, the snake spirit suddenly dropped his helmet and threw himself into his arms, hugging his neck coquettishly: "Daddy, your shen—"

He swallowed sharply, buried his head in Shen Pingshan's neck, trembling slightly, took a few deep breaths, as if exhausting all his strength, he said: "You smell really good."