not scientific at all

I must be dreaming.

Qing Jing sat on the cold marble floor, staring blankly at a group of beautiful foreign girls in lace tutu skirts running around him, chattering in foreign languages.

He tried to link up the Dao of Words and translated it. What these people said seemed to be: "A new hero is born."

So, he is staying in a hospital, and someone in the obstetrics and gynecology department is giving birth?What about "a new hero has been born", tsk tsk tsk, this kind of statement is so secondary that you can't look directly at it, foreigners just love to exaggerate.It is estimated that this family gave birth to a boy, why didn't they hear the silly laughter of the child's father?Could it be that he also felt ashamed by these words and went into the ward in shame?

Since this is a hospital... No, why is he in the hospital?It is obvious that because he opened the large formation to prevent the spread of the zombie virus, he has soared in the daytime due to the merits of heaven!

What did he do after ascension?Qing Jing held his head and tried hard to recall, and finally dug out some relevant memories from the depths of his brain—by ​​the way, during the ascension process, he attacked to catch the aura, and the attack was reflected back, and he was knocked out by that force... ...Could it be that he has been in a coma all the way to this Great Thousand World, and was taken to this hospital for treatment after being discovered by the cultivators guarding the Ascension Spirit Pool?

Where exactly is this place, and how far is it from Yuanyang Great World?Can Teacher Shen still find him?

The snake spirit habitually counted on Teacher Shen to save him, but then thought: Teacher Shen himself is still on fire!What if the disease is not cured and it is discovered that he ascended to the wrong world, and his heart is shaken even more anxiously, what should he do if he is really burned into a roasted parrot?It's better for him to find a way to return to the Ten Thousand Immortals League by himself, so as to save Mr. Shen from worrying about him if he is not cured.

Qing Jing touched his whole body, and found that he was still wearing the fairy clothes of the high-level magic weapon, and he hadn't lost the magic weapon pouch around his waist.The spiritual sense went in and checked it again. The number of spirit stones in the treasure bag was also correct, and there was a pile of roses beside it, all of which were so bright and tender, as if they had just been cut.As the saying goes: money is the guts of a hero, and Qingjing can feel at ease knowing that he still has so much property by his side.

At present, it seems that this world is not in the same system as the Yuanyang Great World, and Lingshi may not be easy to use.But he is not afraid of these roses. In case someone asks him for medical expenses, he will go to a small stall outside the hospital to sell a few flowers and pay the fee first.Spend the rest on some nice packaging, and sell it at the school gate or outside the office building for a little more money, maybe you can make up for the travel expenses of the teleportation array.

If it's not enough, find a jeweler to polish the Lingshi and sell it as a diamond.

He felt that the plan was very good, put his hands on the ground, stood up unsteadily, and observed the hospital hall full of exotic style.The decoration here is even more luxurious than that of Ten Thousand Immortals. There are snow-white plaster lines and dazzling gold-framed oil paintings everywhere, and the pillars are also pasted with gold and painted. It is very rich and powerful.There is also a two-person tall statue in the innermost part of the hall, draped in a one-shoulder robe, with a vividly carved face. What is especially rare is that the eyes are alive. Looking up from below, those slightly lowered eyes seem to be As if looking down at him.

Opposite the statue is an open door, outside the door a group of men wearing suspender robes are walking towards the hall, surrounded by a tall and plump blonde beauty, who is either a patient or a doctor.A group of people walked into the hall aggressively, and all of them stared at him with bright eyes, especially the leading beauty. Seeing him was like seeing a national first-class protected animal, and her steps were a few centimeters longer.

Is it for a fee?

Qing Jing's face turned pale, her fingertips turned white as she grasped the treasure bag, and watched the group of people approaching step by step nervously.He just slept in the hall, and he didn't have any needles or infusions on him, so he only owed a bed, uh, status fee, do we need so many strong men to collect debts?

The team of debt collectors seemed to see his nervousness, and stopped two blocks away from him, led by their eldest sister, suddenly bowed deeply, and shouted neatly and loudly: "Welcome!" You, the newly born hero, welcome to the Kingdom of Vesta!"

Qing Jing's mind was completely confused this time. He clutched his treasure bag to strengthen his courage, and asked in a substandard local language: "Me? A new born hero? Isn't it from the delivery room next door?" I've been out of my shell for hundreds of years Oh, which zoo raised me as an adult python, and the selling price in the market is not the same as that of a young python just hatched, okay?

His eyebrows were slightly raised, his translucent black eyes were full of doubts, and his lips, which were more rosy against the backdrop of the fairy clothes, were slightly parted, revealing two pointed canine teeth.The bright light in the hall shone on him, dyeing his hair and skin a pale gold, making him as beautiful and holy as a living statue.The blond beauty walked over uncontrollably, hugged his slender and soft waist, and pressed his face against her plump chest.

"My dear hero, how can you not believe in your own strength? You are a warrior favored by the gods, and you will surely bring the glory of victory to Vesta. I am Vera, the priestess of this country, and I will arrange for you Everything in the world is good, so that you can fight for the Vesta Empire without distraction."

"However, I'm just a host..." He could understand what the foreign beauty said. If it was normal, the snake spirit would be happy for a long time.But Qing Jing didn't have Teacher Shen by his side, and he didn't know what kind of world he was in. It was a time when he was worried, and Wei La's words only added to his troubles.

He raised his chin desperately, pulled his face out of Vera's chest, and explained seriously: "I am not a new born hero, but a travel show host. Who is your leader? I want to see your leader. I have something to do with my unit." , you have to leave now!"

Vera's eyes were full of kindness, and he touched his smooth and soft long hair and said: "Don't worry, my hero, every hero will be a little unsuited to this human-inhabited world when he is just born. But it doesn't matter, as long as you are baptized, you will I can get used to life in the new world and become an invincible warrior."

What kind of world is this? Why don't the monks ascended from the small world study hard and convert to believe in a foreign god and fight people?He pushed the priestess away and asked coldly, "What is the name of this world, and what god do you believe in?"

Vera frowned slightly, as if he was displeased with his contemptuous attitude when he mentioned "God": "This is the continent of God, God is the Lord of all things, the source of all existence, the creator and home of a hero like you .Human beings cannot know the name of God. Even if you are a 'hero', you should maintain the highest respect for God. Now please pay homage to God devoutly and accept baptism. His Majesty the King will personally meet you and grant you territory, Riches and beautiful and pure wives."

She clapped her hands lightly, and the group of burly men with bare breasts surrounded them, holding a golden basin in their hands, which was filled with clear water.There are a few girls in the back who are holding a wooden tray full of petals, their postures are swaying and moving, but it can be seen that the muscles are full of explosive power, and they can knock down several big men with their hands.

The crowd manipulated him around, asking him to kneel down to the statue behind him.

However, their power makes it difficult for ordinary people, but they can't make it difficult for the golden elixir snake spirit with great luck and body. Qingjing hangs a big man all over, but stands upright in the hall, refusing to kneel down even if he says nothing. Knowing foreign gods.

To say that he is not an ignorant snake, he can always recognize a few gods that people in China and India believe in.

He is most familiar with Indian gods, because before he was smuggled to China, he often found a temple to lie down, and someone offered him as a snake. Although he could not give delicious meat, cream and sugar balls were still available. full.He also knows a lot of Chinese gods, such as the Sanqing, the God of Wealth, the Jade Emperor... especially Guan Erye, who is offered by many small restaurants on the roadside.He had also seen the plaster statues of Greek goddesses at the entrance of the dance hall, each with plump figure and fluffy hair, and he knew that the fees inside were extremely high.

For those who have met, especially the Indian gods and Guan Erye whose believers have given him benefits, he would kneel down once or twice.But this statue and the hall where the god statues were kept were different from anything he had seen before, and there was a bit of evil, which made him quite resistant.He can't say too specifically, but... the surrounding murals are almost all paintings of a group of men kneeling at the feet of the gods. Why do they look so abnormal from the composition to the content?

He looked up at the mural on the top of the ceiling, and suddenly a bucket of cold water poured over his head from behind, which made him tremble, and was almost dragged to his knees.The priestess and the attendants seemed to be unable to deal with him, and planned to make do with the salute.Several girls surrounded him throwing flower petals, and some people lifted his robes and smeared sesame oil on his socks and shoes. At some point, the maids in tutu skirts played kagura, and the whole hall appeared like a group of demons dancing wildly.

The eyes of the idol seemed to come alive, and two golden lights shot out on his head.A huge will came quietly, controlled his mind, and recited strange poems in his mind.There is no need to deliberately translate the content of this poem, it naturally surfaced in his mind, it is to praise the unknown foreign god, and vow to fight for him when he is alive, and let his soul power return to the body of the god after death!

Qing Jing suddenly came back to his senses, only to realize that he had knelt in front of the god statue at some point, and was reciting prayers following the voice in his head.

When he woke up, he was saying "I swear allegiance", just missing the strangely pronounced name of God.However, he has regained his sanity, so how could he allow himself to become a victim of cult brainwashing?At this critical moment, he pinched his hand hard to keep his sanity, and shouted impassionedly: "I am an official employee of a state-owned zoo with a establishment, and I don't engage in this feudal superstition!"

His declaration was powerful, but because it was in Chinese, the group of priests didn't understand what it meant, so they didn't realize that the baptism had completely failed.

The priestess helped Qingjing up with her own hands, congratulating him on becoming a warrior of the gods, and the maids who sprinkled flowers sent him gorgeous robes and a pile of gold ornaments on trays for him to change into.Qingjing didn't dare to change the fairy clothes in such an unsafe place, but he would not refuse any accessories that could be exchanged for money, so they let them wear bracelets, rings and necklaces for themselves.

The brightly colored gemstones made his skin fairer and clearer, and it matched the gorgeous and complicated fairy clothes better.He usually wears a single bun on his head, and at most he added a worthless long hairpin, but at this time, he was skillfully braided into an exotic long braid by the maid, embedded with jewel decorations, from time to time, from thick and smooth long hair The hair shines through.

A maid stood before him holding a carved silver mirror and told him to watch himself transform.

This mirror is much clearer than the yin and yang mirrors used by Taoist priests to set up formations. Qing Jing glanced at it, and saw himself in the mirror with black hair like clouds, fluffy and long braids draped over his chest.There are many gemstones on the hair, which creates a heavy visual effect and draws the focus of attention away from his chin; if you pull the mirror a little further, you can see the precious lights shining all over the body, reflecting the gorgeous and complicated scarlet At first glance, Xianyi looks like he just robbed a jewelry store.

but!

Such a gorgeous and eye-catching dress covered his face!

Against the backdrop of the piles on his head and the piles on his body, his face looks so small!This is sharp!It is definitely the effect of grinding the bones, without turning into a dragon's square face!His job is saved, and he can continue to do shows with Teacher Shen everywhere after he goes back!Qing Jing roared inwardly, his big bright eyes smiled so much that only the eyelashes could be seen, and the eyes could not be seen at all.

Priest Vera also smiled and said, "You are really the most beautiful hero I have ever seen. Only the most beautiful girl in the world is worthy of you."

Qing Jing put down the mirror, put away his smile, and waved his hands seriously: "I'm going to focus on work now, and I'm not in a hurry to fall in love."

This kind of thing is not something he says is not urgent or not urgent, but God's rule.After the ceremony was over, the king's envoy arrived at the temple and read the king's order to him: "I obey the oracle and confer on the newly born hero the lord of the snowfield province in the west of the Vesta Empire, and give him the title of Snowfield Duke." , and marry Donna, the daughter of Lord Lulin."