not scientific at all

I am a very planning person.

When I was very young, the ideals of other classmates were to be a scientist or a star. Only I have decided that in the future, I will be admitted to the civil service step by step, and then work hard for half my life. You can sit back and wait for retirement.Later, although there was an accident and I went to Q City Taoist Academy, my general plan for life remained the same, but I changed the goal of my work unit from Zhengxie to Taoist Association.

Anyway, it is still working in the central government, so it is meaningless to pick too much.

During my four years in college, I still studied hard and won the Taoist teaching staff certificate issued by the National Taoist Association.Later, I was admitted to the graduate class of the Taoist Association in city b, and my grades were considered outstanding. Before I graduated, the teacher asked me to find a job in the association through my relationship.

Cultivating the Tao is fighting against the sky, so teachers like to talk about doom.I didn't quite believe it at first, because they have lived peacefully for decades, how could they be robbed so easily?But at the time when my life was about to get on the right track, I encountered a doomed doom—a golden python that became fine.

When I met him for the first time, I chased him all over the world as if he were an evil goblin stealing things. As a result, the goblin took the initiative to run to the police station and shamelessly changed his original form to ask the police for help.The escape routes of this python were all places where there were no surveillance cameras, and I couldn’t prove that I was chasing him, let alone that he could transform into a human form. As a result, I was trapped in the detention center for several days. The graduate students also failed to graduate, and the work of the Taoist Association was completely ruined.

This was the first catastrophe that the goblin brought to me. It disrupted my original life plan. All my plans collapsed like dominoes, and in the end my whole life was beyond recognition.

Because later, the end times will come.

At the beginning of the end of the world, in the days called "Dark September" by later historians, the ground was full of zombies, and humans spent every day hunting and being hunted. In just a few days, The order of human society was completely subverted.For a bite to eat, people can abandon their lives, dignity and rationality; when facing zombies, the closest people can also mercilessly push each other to death; robbery, stealing, murder... In this last world It's not even a crime anymore.

The entire country has been disintegrated and divided into small survival bases. The large areas outside the bases have become a paradise for zombie carnivals.

The above is excerpted from "Hitting History - The End of the Dark Moon" by a certain biographer. The author of this book interviewed me at the beginning, and the writing is quite good. Many of the characters on the scene are my teachers and classmates, and the price is not expensive... ...Cough, it's getting too far.In short, those days were an unbearable period of history for the whole human being. I met that snake spirit again when I was the most tired and helpless.

At that time, when I met him as an enemy, I was so jealous that I almost left the zombies and went to collect the demons first.Unexpectedly, he helped us kill the zombies, and greeted me as if nothing happened, and let me and the team of supernatural beings who followed me get on his bus.

On the way, we spread out and talked, and I realized that the incident was actually a misunderstanding.Although I was unlucky enough to almost leave a criminal record and fail to graduate, he was even more unlucky than me. For such an important thing as crossing the sky, he had to swim secretly to the high seas, and his physical strength was almost exhausted by swimming there.

However, I was a little lucky at that time that he did not survive the catastrophe.Otherwise, I wouldn't see him again, unravel the secrets that have bothered me for a long time, and the end times wouldn't end so soon.

Of course, it wasn't until a few years later that scientists developed a vaccine for the zombie virus, and the tide of zombies around the world began to fade from then on.However, due to the contribution of that snake spirit, the last days of our Eastern Land have only officially existed for less than a month. Can't survive.

After the formation was opened, I saw with my own eyes the scenes of "merit from the sky" and "golden lotus from the earth" written in the book. The dirty gray cloud above my head revealed an incomparably brilliant golden light, wrapped in the snake spirit and slowly rising into the air.And my teachers, even myself, also borrowed the merits of this goblin, and many golden light spots fell on my body, making the whole body seem to become transparent, and I felt like I was about to fly up.

But after all, I didn't really fly up, I could only watch the snake get farther and farther away from me on the ground... This may be God's compensation for his failure to cross the catastrophe last time, I can feel that he and I are no longer It is the existence of a world, and we will never meet again in the future.

The teachers all prostrated themselves to the ground, praying devoutly that he would become a heavenly official after his ascension.Later, the country allocated funds to the Taoist Association for this huge contribution. Teacher Guan Yun made a golden statue of the snake spirit in Baiyun Temple, and gave him a series of titles of xxxx emperor.In fact, he can't do it right. A lazy, greedy and squeamish elf like him can't do much work even if he goes to the sky, so he can just lie down somewhere and be raised.

Anyway, according to me, what's the point of a pet snake?So I never read the scriptures weaved for him during morning classes, but only occasionally wiped the wooden statue, and offered a plate of roast mutton or smoked squab in front of his statue when no one was there, and ate it in front of the statue after a while Lose.

Afterwards, the end times really came to an end.Because of this large formation, when the whole world is struggling to survive under the claws of zombies, our scientists can safely conduct research in the laboratory and develop a zombie vaccine in the shortest possible time.Our army and doctors go abroad with vaccines to help those countries that are sinking in the killing of zombies to expel zombies and purify the land. Many governments have simply taken the initiative to become a vassal state of Eastern Earth, and Eastern Earth has also become a reality on Earth in the process of expelling zombies A well-deserved leader.

After the end of the last days, instead of entering the Taoist Association, I accidentally realized my youthful ideal and entered the Zheng Association.This is much younger than I originally expected for the CPPCC, which caught me off guard and worried me a bit when I should retire.

When I went to work in the morning, I met a little girl in Hanfu at the gate of my unit. She was quite sweet and lovely, but she was not doing a job at such a young age. She pulled me and said, "This Taoist priest, I think you are pure and pure." , and the mysterious and yellow virtuous aura is added to the body, do you want to wear the circular light illusion? The latest circular light mirror plus ten pieces of 5D dynamic circular light only needs a ray of virtuous energy, and it is guaranteed that children will not be deceived!"

Although I don't understand the high-tech part very well, this tone of selling porn is so familiar!I pulled back my sleeves and warned her: "Don't make such a fuss, or I'll call the police!"

She didn't say anything, but stared at me carefully for a long time, and slapped the bicycle seat that was full of goods: "It's you! You are the Taoist priest in the third episode of Journey to the Heavens and Worlds, the host Qingjing, do you know him? Please support the monks who are also from the Xiaoqian world and buy a set of Yuanguang!"

Qingjing?

host?

I suddenly remembered that the snake said that he was the host of the tour of the heavens and worlds, and he brought a parrot every day and said that he was the post-production team... Could it be that he really photographed something?What is the principle of that, it can't really be the magic of the fairy family, right?

That girl and I bought a round light suit, and I specially selected all the shows that featured snake spirits, and watched them as soon as I closed the door in the office.Sure enough, this thing is something that people on earth cannot make. It simply moves the entire space at that time to the eyes of the viewer. They can also smell the aroma inside, feel the changes in temperature and humidity in the air, and the stench emitted by the zombies.

I saw the scenes when we got along, and most of them were exactly the same as in my memory, the only difference was that the macaw was missing.The snake spirit that was gradually blurred in memory became alive again, the pampering and innocence of domestic pets and the shameless habits of wild snake spirits are vividly displayed, no matter how you look at it, how cute it is.The me in the picture is a second grader than I imagined, so that every time I appear in the picture, I will turn my head and stare at the snake spirit.

Later... this film was sold in every street and alley, and the seniors of the Taoist sect and the co-workers all saw it, and they would make fun of me when they met.My skin was thickened at that time, and I even gave up on myself to participate in a TV interview and performed a Wudang sword technique on the spot.

After the show, the little girl who sells CDs came to me again, saying that I have strange bones and a talent for variety shows, and asked me if I want to go with her to practice in the Great Thousand World.

I am a little moved.After all, all Taoist priests in the world are looking forward to ascension.But compared to my current job and my life that has been derailed for many years and finally got back on track, this excitement is nothing to mention.So I rejected her offer, bought breakfast at a nearby stall, and went to work as usual.

A few days later, the little girl who sold Yuanguang stopped me on the way to work again, and handed me a flyer.The leaflet reads: The Emotion Department of Yuanguang Vision Department of Wanxian League sincerely invites people from all walks of life to participate in the emotional mediation program. Whether it is love or marriage problems, you can sign up. The host of the program, Mr. Wan, will carefully mediate all kinds of troubles in your emotional life.

League of Immortals, Yuanguang Vision Department, isn't this the organizer of the show called Snake Spirit?If... I go to that show, can I see that goblin again and see what kind of fairy he is in the sky?