not scientific at all

[Help] My colleague looks very delicious and always likes to lean on me. Now the two of us are in the office. What should I do?Urgent, wait online! ! !

At the work arrangement meeting of "Unlocking the Mysteries of the Heavens and Worlds", the most scientific exploration column in the world, which was planned by Xue Zhengeng and Mr. Shen, as the only meeting object, Qing Jing was distracted without professional spirit. up.

His mind was filled with various ambiguous titles, his eyes fixed on Teacher Shen's wings and legs, and he followed its movements unconsciously bobbing his head back and forth.In fact, he is not very hungry. Boa constrictors have the instinct to eat a meal for a week, and now that he has formed a golden core, he usually does not have a strong appetite at all, but... the temptation of delicious food is In front of the eyes, it is inevitable to be distracted.

It's like browsing food forums in the middle of the night, no matter how full you are for dinner, it's hard to resist the urge to go out and buy skewers again!

"Crack!" A crisp sound interrupted his thoughts.Delicious senior Shen threw the circular light mirror on the table, spread his wings and pointed forward: "I've finished what I need to say, and the specific situation will not be known until that small world, let's go to the teleportation hall! "

Ouch, it's a work meeting!The bird meal in Qingjing's mind immediately flew away, he quickly adjusted his attitude, and asked cautiously: "I still don't understand a few things, can you say it again?"

Teacher Shen's smooth wings patted his face, Xiaoyuan's eyes showed a bit of teasing: "You are back?"

Qing Jing was a little embarrassed.Teacher Shen clicked to the end, flapped his wings and said, "Go and send it first, and I will tell you on the way."

On the way of transmission, Shen Pingshan really told him the content of the meeting just now.

What they are going to is a small world that was only discovered 300 years ago, to photograph the strange local landscape and customs.According to the information sent by Xue Zong, this small thousand world is populated by humans and monsters, and it seems that the monster clan is in a dominant position.The cultivator who discovered this world didn't stay here for a long time, and seemed to have encountered something unspeakable, so he stopped writing after only a few sentences.However, judging from these vague records, there must be some kind of weirdness in that world, which is worth exploring.

As Mr. Shen was speaking, the teleportation light had already arrived at the position of the star mark left hundreds of years ago on the cosmic membrane of the small world.But after entering, there is no longer a receiving and guiding teleportation array, and it can only rely on the light to automatically find the spiritual energy for receiving and guiding, and the final landing place will be the place with the strongest spiritual energy in this world.Aura means transforming living beings. The thicker the aura, the greater the possibility of generating spiritual veins and various powerful people-in other words, it is easier to produce things worth shooting.So shooting preparations must be done now.

"However," Shen Pingshan changed the subject: "Nowadays, all the sects of the heavens and the world are trying to explain the traditional Taoism scientifically, and the things we photographed after we landed must be interpreted in this way, and we can't do it like ten thousand years ago. When you encounter something, simply say 'monsters make trouble', and the audience will get tired of watching it! Now we have to use a deeper explanation of 'clan conflicts caused by creatures with different genetic systems due to squeezed living space'."

Qing Jing felt his heart fluctuate when he heard it, as if he had returned to the time when he was forced to ask about the constant of the universe in Zhitian Pavilion. He waited for a long time before he dared to catch his breath, and carefully asked the scholar Teacher Shen: "I don't know how to talk about such advanced things, what should I do?" ?”

Teacher Shen's neck was tilted, and a bright light flashed through the peas on the left side of his face.

"No, it doesn't matter, there will be a later stage. What you have to do is to show off your appearance advantages as much as possible," he waved his wings, and took out a set of bright clothes from nowhere, as well as matching jade crown belts and boots : "There are also costumes sponsored by Shangxian Xianyifang, the sponsor of this show."

The clothes are soft and gorgeous, smoother than his scales to the touch, and the accessories are even more shining with a faint precious light. I don't know what grade of magic weapon it is.Qing Jing took over his clothes with a subtle hatred for the rich and changed, while Shen Pingshan jumped off his shoulders, hovered in the air with his wings flapping, and looked around at the vast starry sky around him.

In the line of sight, although it is as small as dust, but the spiritual light flickers, the planet that really supports the cornerstone of this small thousand world is getting closer and closer.

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The Hurricane Mountains in Area 51 of Xiwu Star is the field training ground of the Baiyu Military Academy of Languo First Military Academy. Every year at the beginning of the new semester, freshmen will be sent to this training ground for field survival training.

Tang Sen is one of the ordinary freshmen enrolled this year, but he is slightly different from other students.He was born in the Tang family that controlled the Northern Legion of the Lan Kingdom. His father and mother were both pure-blooded orcs and females.He also inherited the purest blood of the Tang family. After transforming into a white tiger with a height of three meters, his eyesight and hunting ability are top-notch among freshmen. As soon as he arrived at the Hurricane Mountains, he was elected as the second team of the mecha department The captain, took over the food supply work of the whole team.

However, on this day, he suddenly had the urge to doubt his vision—on the way to practice at Longyin Peak in the middle of the Hurricane Mountain Range, he actually saw a female from the forest that should never have appeared in this place.

Just behind the bushes two or 300 meters above their heads, a petite figure of light purple slowly swayed, with a very wide belt around the waist to draw a slender curve that can't be grasped, and the black hair was tied tightly to the top of the head. Fixed with a piece of flowing white hair accessories, the whole person is soft and clean, which is incompatible with this training ground full of beasts and blood.

"My God, is that... female?"

Tang Sen couldn't believe what he saw, but that soft and wonderful figure just staggered down. His smooth white skin glowed under the sunshine in the forest, and his face was bigger than anyone he had ever seen. All the females are small, with high and straight noses, deep eye sockets, and with a somewhat melancholy temperament, they are talking to the parrot parked on his shoulder with their heads tilted.

This well-dressed outsider, of course, just landed on this planet, Qing Jing, the host of the Journey to the Heavens and Worlds program.If the orc boy understands Chinese, he must be able to hear where Qingjing’s melancholy comes from—he is complaining to his filming team, Mr. Tourists will be laughed at if they wear it like this."

Tang Sen didn't hear a word clearly, but he felt that Qingjing's voice was very pleasant, his appearance was very cute, and his smell was also very pleasant, so he really wanted to go up and say a few words to him.The classmates behind him also found this person who appeared on the training ground inexplicably. The young orcs stopped, looked at the clear scenery not far away, and whispered excitedly:

"That's a female, right? She looks so petite, I can't tell which family it is from."

"Is it a relative of the instructor? I remember that instructor Wu belongs to the Leiguang Leopard clan. Everyone in their clan has black hair and black eyes like this."

"But how can there be females on the training ground? He may be a sub-orc, and there are sub-orcs who are as beautiful as females."

"How is it possible, it must be a female, I can already smell a female! It's so sweet, it smells better than the females I used to know..."

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The voices of their discussion were not low, Qingjing filled his ears with an alien language like a scripture, and asked with a frown, "What are they talking about?"

Shen Pingshan showed Feiyu a quiet gesture around his mouth, squinted his small black eyes and listened for a while, and actually translated two sentences, and transmitted them to him with his spiritual sense: "I said you are short, why don't you?" Say you smell bad."

"Hehe." Qingjing's face elongated all of a sudden, and he said coldly, "I'm coiled up! If I straighten one, it's worth eight of them!" But it's true that he smells, Teacher Shen told him There was a bottle of perfume in the pile of sponsors' clothes and accessories, so he just sprinkled some on the clothes, and the scent hasn't dissipated yet.

Teacher Shen persuaded him rationally: "You are so tall in human form, it's not a matter of whether you're tucked up or not."

The group of teenagers were all more than two meters tall, and Qing Jing's 1.8 meters four was almost compared to a second-class disabled by them, so he firmly believed that the height of the human form could not be counted, and the comparison was as good as the original form.But now is not the time to argue about the height issue with Mr. Shen. He glared at the people rushing over from a distance, but remembered the matter: "How do you understand their words? Haven't you never been to this world?"

Teacher Shen seriously and responsibly popularized science: "Language is used to carry the Dao. The same content, expressed in different languages, will cause the same fluctuations on the Dao of words, so the fluctuations of the Dao that are affected by the words You can guess it by going backwards. This is a skilled worker, I will teach you the trick later, just practice more."

When the two of them used their spiritual consciousness to conduct sound transmission and started linguistic education silently, the young orcs also gathered their courage and walked up to them with bright eyes.Tang Sen was the first to notice Qing Jing among this group of people, and now he is also the first to rush in front of Qing Jing. He rushed to grab his hand, but unfortunately he couldn't - Qing Jing retreated at a faster speed Take two steps, turn around and run.

Teacher Shen almost threw him off his shoulders, and flapped his wings to send him a sound transmission: "Don't run away, this is our interview subject, you can just smile if you don't know how to speak, how can you turn around and run away!"

Qing Jing replied calmly while running: "I have more experience than you in this, Mr. Shen. When I was a first-class protected animal in the country, people always looked at me like this when I went out. I knew they were displeased when I saw it. Good intentions, I have to run, I can't let them catch me!"

The ambition before coming here was hit back by the gaze of the young orc. Qingjing ran up without hesitation. The clothes with wide robes and sleeves and cloud-toed shoes did not slow down his running speed. It was a long way to drive the group of teenagers.

"Hey, the little female ran away, and you were the one who scared me!" A student saw Qing Jing rushing into the forest in a few steps, but he didn't even have a chance to make a relationship, so he angered Tang Sen depressedly, blaming him for not Time to grab the female's hand.

Tang Sen also regretted that he shot too fast, but he didn't regret it for too long, and soon cheered up: "Catch up! This is our trial road, and chasing like this will not affect the results. Maybe this female is The instructor brought it, and you can still see him after you catch up."

A group of teenagers immediately became energetic at the thought of being alone with females. A student of the sea eagle tribe named Zhao Yong directly transformed into a beast, and flapped his wings and flew into the air without paying attention to the love of his classmates.Although he flew fast, the reaction speed of the other students was not slow. Tang Sen and the others also turned into beasts, throwing firewood and ingredients all over the place, and rushed to the top of the mountain chasing the faint fragrance left in the forest.

Qing Jing was running, when he suddenly felt the sound of the footsteps behind him change, he turned his head quickly, and saw a group of ferocious beasts one or two times larger than the earth species chasing after him, and asked Shen Pingshan in surprise: "The shape change?" Is it? These are all monsters, I said, why does it smell like a beast. But it’s not the same smell as I know those monsters, do alien monsters smell better than ours? "

Teacher Shen firmly grasped his shoulders with two paws, turned around to look at the group of ferocious beasts, and said uncertainly: "These little monsters have no cultivation and no real monster aura. People are born with two forms of human and beast. I heard them mention trials and mentors just now. It doesn’t seem like they can’t communicate. It’s not a problem to run like this. You stop first, I’ll listen to a few more words .”

Qing Jing heard it, but his feet were still walking like flying: "Are you sure? You are a second-class national protected animal. If we are caught, I will be sentenced to several years. You will also have to go to the zoo - there are parrots too." Many children love to watch it, and they usually have to perform counting and holding blocks."

Teacher Shen snorted coldly, and insisted on showing the difficult movement of rolling his eyes with his small black bean-like eyes.