not scientific at all
Chapter 27
After chasing halfway, a small and gorgeous figure suddenly flashed in Qingjing's sight, and he could recognize Teacher Shen just by looking at the color scheme.He pressed down the sword light, let the parrot rest on his shoulder, and Xue Zong from behind also caught up, followed his gaze, and asked to the empty world: "What are you looking at? Who rescued you just now?" For you, have you written down his identity, our Documentary Department still has to come to visit and return favors."
Qing Jing shook his head, a rare cloud of gloom appeared between his brows, and he said listlessly: "He's gone. I obviously called him and he still hasn't come back. Could it be that he thinks I didn't call him that..."
"What's his name? Do you know him?" Xue Zhengzheng retracted his gaze and looked Qingjing up and down: "You actually know that kind of great power, why didn't you see him support you, and let you brazenly pretend to be a girl in order to find a sect?" What about cultivating to seek the Tao?"
At that time, he was either disguised as a woman, or he didn't know that he only recruited female cultivators, so he would only come to the door if he misunderstood, and he planned to laugh at him for the rest of his life.He sighed, advised himself not to get involved with Xue, looked at the place where the figure disappeared and replied: "That's my previous owner. I was just smuggled from India to China, and he was the one who took me from the snake dealer." I was rescued from my hand. Otherwise, I am a wild snake, so easy to open up my mind, and I have been soaring for more than 300 years. He was very kind to me when he raised me before, and taught me to swallow the essence of the sun and the moon, and refine Kenmaru, take me to travel to places of interest and historic sites...Although I always checked luggage when I went out, it was only boring for a few hours, and I was very happy when I was playing..."
Xue engaged in something, and felt a little sad for him.
"Then he didn't look back when you called him master? Ordinary people should be reluctant to let you open such a wise and loyal spiritual pet. Maybe you have misunderstood the wrong person. He is a good person who has watched your show and has drawn his sword to help when he sees injustice. Woolen cloth?"
"I didn't call him!" Qingjing slapped himself remorsefully, and turned around to look at Xue Zhengeng pitifully: "I felt ashamed at the time, so I just told him to stop, not that... well, you know the earth Most people in the world keep pets as if they were children, and the humans in the family call themselves parents, mothers, brothers and sisters. I think uncle breeders, uncle policemen and so on are better, and it feels shameful to call father..."
Qing Jing opened his hand to cover half of his face, not knowing whether it was embarrassment or regret, he squatted on the side of the road and couldn't get up.Teacher Shen squinted and rubbed against his face, comforting him with her warm and sweet body.The two monsters huddled together without any image, Xue couldn't stand it any longer, and the green phosphorous flag he took out turned into a glittering clear green cloud, wrapped the three of them together, and flew back to the League of Ten Thousand Immortals.
The host was actually hijacked at the gate of the Ten Thousand Immortals League, this is by no means a trivial matter.If that righteous passer-by didn't suddenly come out to rescue them, maybe what they saw in the future would be a elixir made from a golden python as the main ingredient.In case that person has any perverted hobbies and uses their host as a furnace... the consequences will be unimaginable!
Thinking of all kinds of consequences, Xue Zheng was restless, and held a meeting with the two film crews when he returned home, forcing Qingjing to take a vacation.
"The League of Ten Thousand Immortals has never recruited an official member with such a low level of cultivation before. I was negligent. I thought that if other actors and hosts had no accidents, you would be fine. But your cultivation base is too low, this demon Cultivating one's identity is easy to be underestimated, maybe some old ghost who lacks your taste in refining medicine dares to take some materials to the Ten Thousand Immortals League to buy you..."
Teacher Shen waved his right wing, and a cold wind blew on Xue Zong's head, cooling down his mind.After he stopped, he said: "This matter is not that serious. I will accompany him a few more times when I go out in the future, so that people will know his status in this company, and most people will not dare to reach out."
Xue Shizheng was still uneasy, fidgeting around the hall for a long time, finally made up his mind, reached out and patted the table: "The kidnapping of Qingjing may not be the idea of the monk alone, his corpse I brought it, and my Xue family will handle the follow-up, so you don't have to ask any more. Teacher Shen, you can take Qingjing out to play and relax, so as not to accumulate this matter in his heart and easily breed demons."
They don't have a professional mind demon guide in their department, and they themselves practice the great Asura Taoism, so they are not good at dealing with mind demons.It will take a few years to transfer the person if you have to go through the procedure to apply to the higher authorities. It is better to let the snake travel to a safe place to relax, and maybe a trip can be made for another program.
Shen Pingshan was nestling in Qingjing's arms and combing his hair comfortably, when he heard this, he replied lazily: "I haven't finished cutting the round light in my hand yet, Xinglan Small World has taken too many things, I can cut them out The first, middle and second episodes are completed, plus the editing and soundtrack, it will take next month at the earliest to finish it all."
Compared with the psychological shadow that the host may leave behind, what is it to cut Yuanguang!With a wave of his hand, Xue made a decision about the trip: "Mr. Shen, put the round light in your hand first. Anyway, some programs of the Entertainment Department only do one episode every few years or more. We can do it every year." It’s not too late to release the first issue, you can take Qingjing out to relax first... I think there is something wrong with the pile of roses at the gate of his courtyard, so don’t stay there for now, and come back after I tidy up!”
The corners of Qingjing's mouth were so curled up that he couldn't hold back, his eyes were shining brightly, and he asked expectantly: "Then can I go back to the earth and go back to the Xuanhuang Small World to see it? It's just a show, and my hometown also has There are a lot of places that can be photographed, and the people are nice, and their cultivation level is low, so there will be no danger."
Teacher Shen had no objection, and Xue Zhengzheng pondered for a while before nodding his head: "You can do whatever you want, bring those basic jade slips with you, and don't forget to practice while playing."
Qingjing nodded again and again, and when he got up, he thought of another thing: "Can you lend me a bag to put things in, the red roses at the gate of my courtyard are just packed in, and it's still possible to go back to Earth..."
"By the way, I almost forgot if you didn't tell me. You are now an official employee of the Ten Thousand Immortals League, and you have four high-grade spirit stones, one bottle of Heqi Pill, one bottle of Dingyuan Pill, and one bottle of Rejuvenation Pill every month. , and spirit herbs, talismans, etc. I don’t think you can use them, so I asked them to replace them with spirit stones. Just as you haven’t got the employee uniform and entry benefits, ask Teacher Shen to take you to the Chongdao Hall. Bring it back."
This... can you get a salary?It's so simple to take photos of the scenery everywhere, and the leader gives you vacations, and you can get spirit stones, elixir, and clothes every month. This job is too good!
Qing Jing was so moved that his eye circles were red, he bowed deeply to Xue Zong, and trotted to follow Teacher Shen to get his things.
In fact, Chongdaotang had prepared work clothes, a treasure bag, and the magic weapon flying sword as entry benefits since he was officially hired, but at that time Qingjing had already gone to the small world of orcs to shoot, and he went to Xingxing after a few days after returning. Lan's small world has been delayed until today before I have time to pick it up.Zhao Zongzheng, who was in charge of distributing the monthly regulations, put all the things he deserved into the treasure bag, asked him to sign and pushed them to him. The whole process only took a few minutes, and the efficiency was astonishingly high. .
Zhao Zong also had a few polite words with Shen Pingshan, and praised Qingjing in front of him with a bunch of "young and promising" and "unlimited prospects", and for Teacher Shen's sake, let Qingjing go to the second floor Pick a better magic weapon or flying sword as an entry benefit.
Qing Jing was a little hesitant: "I'm a pure swordsman, wouldn't it be too cool to ask for a magic weapon? And this candle shadow is my natal flying sword that I forged with Yin and Yang. It's useless for me to ask for this benefit, it's better to change it to Lingshi, and I can buy something I want in the future."
Zhao Zheng said with a smile: "Then choose a defensive magic weapon, the one that can automatically protect the master, so that you don't have to let Jianguang come back to protect you when you fight with others, and you can fight happily."
Teacher Shen also persuaded: "The magic weapon of the Ten Thousand Immortals League as a welfare is a treasure that is hard to find outside. If you change it to a spirit stone, you will suffer a disadvantage. In my opinion, choose a decent set of fairy clothes, lest you don't have sponsored clothes But when you wear it, you use snake skin to deal with it, it is no different from not wearing any clothes!"
He decided on this rather forcefully, and flew up the stairs first by himself.Qing Jing had no choice but to follow, and under his staff, he picked out a piece of fairy clothes that was said to be able to take a blow from a Mahayana monk.From the functional point of view, that dress is good in everything, but the color is bright red, and it is embroidered with particularly complicated patterns such as panlong, ascending dragon and piercing cloud dragon, and the hem and cuffs are also wide and wide. Yes, it is just like the ancient wedding dress.
Can this be worn out?
Mr. Shen grabbed the clothes and turned around, hung the clothes in front of him, a water mirror flowed out in front of his eyes, taking the clothes and people into it, and commented confidently: "No problem, these clothes were very popular in the dragon clan back then, Snakes can also be regarded as distant relatives of dragons, so they can definitely be worn. Besides, this is a magic weapon for defense and not ordinary clothes. When you use a sword, do you care whether there are many patterns carved on the sword? This is the same reason. Besides, this always Looks better than a fish tail made by hand, right?"
It is true to say so, at least the upper and lower body are covered... Qing Jing looked in the mirror for a long time, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt that he shouldn't look ugly in this suit - don't all the hosts of the Spring Festival Gala wear it like that?
That's it!
Qing Jing directly changed his clothes and went downstairs to register. Zhao Zong was stunned for a long time when he saw him, probably because he was frightened by the strong aesthetics of the clothes.Teacher Shen pecked him quietly at the side, and then he came to his senses, found Qingjing's name from the registration book, and drew a circle with a red pen in the blank space beside it.
Then go back to the courtyard and take the learning jade slips and roses, and they can go back to the earth for vacation.
Qing Jing hummed a song all the way, feeling relaxed and joyful, happier than the day of Ascension.When he returned to the small courtyard, the pile of roses was still piled at the door. He went into the house and put the jade slips on them. When he came back, he tidied up the roses and put them in the treasure bag in bunches.
Shen Pingshan landed on a mountain of roses. Seeing him bending over to pack these useless flowers, he couldn't help but ask, "When will I receive it like this? I'll burn it for you?"
Volume [-] Dead Rising
Qing Jing shook his head, a rare cloud of gloom appeared between his brows, and he said listlessly: "He's gone. I obviously called him and he still hasn't come back. Could it be that he thinks I didn't call him that..."
"What's his name? Do you know him?" Xue Zhengzheng retracted his gaze and looked Qingjing up and down: "You actually know that kind of great power, why didn't you see him support you, and let you brazenly pretend to be a girl in order to find a sect?" What about cultivating to seek the Tao?"
At that time, he was either disguised as a woman, or he didn't know that he only recruited female cultivators, so he would only come to the door if he misunderstood, and he planned to laugh at him for the rest of his life.He sighed, advised himself not to get involved with Xue, looked at the place where the figure disappeared and replied: "That's my previous owner. I was just smuggled from India to China, and he was the one who took me from the snake dealer." I was rescued from my hand. Otherwise, I am a wild snake, so easy to open up my mind, and I have been soaring for more than 300 years. He was very kind to me when he raised me before, and taught me to swallow the essence of the sun and the moon, and refine Kenmaru, take me to travel to places of interest and historic sites...Although I always checked luggage when I went out, it was only boring for a few hours, and I was very happy when I was playing..."
Xue engaged in something, and felt a little sad for him.
"Then he didn't look back when you called him master? Ordinary people should be reluctant to let you open such a wise and loyal spiritual pet. Maybe you have misunderstood the wrong person. He is a good person who has watched your show and has drawn his sword to help when he sees injustice. Woolen cloth?"
"I didn't call him!" Qingjing slapped himself remorsefully, and turned around to look at Xue Zhengeng pitifully: "I felt ashamed at the time, so I just told him to stop, not that... well, you know the earth Most people in the world keep pets as if they were children, and the humans in the family call themselves parents, mothers, brothers and sisters. I think uncle breeders, uncle policemen and so on are better, and it feels shameful to call father..."
Qing Jing opened his hand to cover half of his face, not knowing whether it was embarrassment or regret, he squatted on the side of the road and couldn't get up.Teacher Shen squinted and rubbed against his face, comforting him with her warm and sweet body.The two monsters huddled together without any image, Xue couldn't stand it any longer, and the green phosphorous flag he took out turned into a glittering clear green cloud, wrapped the three of them together, and flew back to the League of Ten Thousand Immortals.
The host was actually hijacked at the gate of the Ten Thousand Immortals League, this is by no means a trivial matter.If that righteous passer-by didn't suddenly come out to rescue them, maybe what they saw in the future would be a elixir made from a golden python as the main ingredient.In case that person has any perverted hobbies and uses their host as a furnace... the consequences will be unimaginable!
Thinking of all kinds of consequences, Xue Zheng was restless, and held a meeting with the two film crews when he returned home, forcing Qingjing to take a vacation.
"The League of Ten Thousand Immortals has never recruited an official member with such a low level of cultivation before. I was negligent. I thought that if other actors and hosts had no accidents, you would be fine. But your cultivation base is too low, this demon Cultivating one's identity is easy to be underestimated, maybe some old ghost who lacks your taste in refining medicine dares to take some materials to the Ten Thousand Immortals League to buy you..."
Teacher Shen waved his right wing, and a cold wind blew on Xue Zong's head, cooling down his mind.After he stopped, he said: "This matter is not that serious. I will accompany him a few more times when I go out in the future, so that people will know his status in this company, and most people will not dare to reach out."
Xue Shizheng was still uneasy, fidgeting around the hall for a long time, finally made up his mind, reached out and patted the table: "The kidnapping of Qingjing may not be the idea of the monk alone, his corpse I brought it, and my Xue family will handle the follow-up, so you don't have to ask any more. Teacher Shen, you can take Qingjing out to play and relax, so as not to accumulate this matter in his heart and easily breed demons."
They don't have a professional mind demon guide in their department, and they themselves practice the great Asura Taoism, so they are not good at dealing with mind demons.It will take a few years to transfer the person if you have to go through the procedure to apply to the higher authorities. It is better to let the snake travel to a safe place to relax, and maybe a trip can be made for another program.
Shen Pingshan was nestling in Qingjing's arms and combing his hair comfortably, when he heard this, he replied lazily: "I haven't finished cutting the round light in my hand yet, Xinglan Small World has taken too many things, I can cut them out The first, middle and second episodes are completed, plus the editing and soundtrack, it will take next month at the earliest to finish it all."
Compared with the psychological shadow that the host may leave behind, what is it to cut Yuanguang!With a wave of his hand, Xue made a decision about the trip: "Mr. Shen, put the round light in your hand first. Anyway, some programs of the Entertainment Department only do one episode every few years or more. We can do it every year." It’s not too late to release the first issue, you can take Qingjing out to relax first... I think there is something wrong with the pile of roses at the gate of his courtyard, so don’t stay there for now, and come back after I tidy up!”
The corners of Qingjing's mouth were so curled up that he couldn't hold back, his eyes were shining brightly, and he asked expectantly: "Then can I go back to the earth and go back to the Xuanhuang Small World to see it? It's just a show, and my hometown also has There are a lot of places that can be photographed, and the people are nice, and their cultivation level is low, so there will be no danger."
Teacher Shen had no objection, and Xue Zhengzheng pondered for a while before nodding his head: "You can do whatever you want, bring those basic jade slips with you, and don't forget to practice while playing."
Qingjing nodded again and again, and when he got up, he thought of another thing: "Can you lend me a bag to put things in, the red roses at the gate of my courtyard are just packed in, and it's still possible to go back to Earth..."
"By the way, I almost forgot if you didn't tell me. You are now an official employee of the Ten Thousand Immortals League, and you have four high-grade spirit stones, one bottle of Heqi Pill, one bottle of Dingyuan Pill, and one bottle of Rejuvenation Pill every month. , and spirit herbs, talismans, etc. I don’t think you can use them, so I asked them to replace them with spirit stones. Just as you haven’t got the employee uniform and entry benefits, ask Teacher Shen to take you to the Chongdao Hall. Bring it back."
This... can you get a salary?It's so simple to take photos of the scenery everywhere, and the leader gives you vacations, and you can get spirit stones, elixir, and clothes every month. This job is too good!
Qing Jing was so moved that his eye circles were red, he bowed deeply to Xue Zong, and trotted to follow Teacher Shen to get his things.
In fact, Chongdaotang had prepared work clothes, a treasure bag, and the magic weapon flying sword as entry benefits since he was officially hired, but at that time Qingjing had already gone to the small world of orcs to shoot, and he went to Xingxing after a few days after returning. Lan's small world has been delayed until today before I have time to pick it up.Zhao Zongzheng, who was in charge of distributing the monthly regulations, put all the things he deserved into the treasure bag, asked him to sign and pushed them to him. The whole process only took a few minutes, and the efficiency was astonishingly high. .
Zhao Zong also had a few polite words with Shen Pingshan, and praised Qingjing in front of him with a bunch of "young and promising" and "unlimited prospects", and for Teacher Shen's sake, let Qingjing go to the second floor Pick a better magic weapon or flying sword as an entry benefit.
Qing Jing was a little hesitant: "I'm a pure swordsman, wouldn't it be too cool to ask for a magic weapon? And this candle shadow is my natal flying sword that I forged with Yin and Yang. It's useless for me to ask for this benefit, it's better to change it to Lingshi, and I can buy something I want in the future."
Zhao Zheng said with a smile: "Then choose a defensive magic weapon, the one that can automatically protect the master, so that you don't have to let Jianguang come back to protect you when you fight with others, and you can fight happily."
Teacher Shen also persuaded: "The magic weapon of the Ten Thousand Immortals League as a welfare is a treasure that is hard to find outside. If you change it to a spirit stone, you will suffer a disadvantage. In my opinion, choose a decent set of fairy clothes, lest you don't have sponsored clothes But when you wear it, you use snake skin to deal with it, it is no different from not wearing any clothes!"
He decided on this rather forcefully, and flew up the stairs first by himself.Qing Jing had no choice but to follow, and under his staff, he picked out a piece of fairy clothes that was said to be able to take a blow from a Mahayana monk.From the functional point of view, that dress is good in everything, but the color is bright red, and it is embroidered with particularly complicated patterns such as panlong, ascending dragon and piercing cloud dragon, and the hem and cuffs are also wide and wide. Yes, it is just like the ancient wedding dress.
Can this be worn out?
Mr. Shen grabbed the clothes and turned around, hung the clothes in front of him, a water mirror flowed out in front of his eyes, taking the clothes and people into it, and commented confidently: "No problem, these clothes were very popular in the dragon clan back then, Snakes can also be regarded as distant relatives of dragons, so they can definitely be worn. Besides, this is a magic weapon for defense and not ordinary clothes. When you use a sword, do you care whether there are many patterns carved on the sword? This is the same reason. Besides, this always Looks better than a fish tail made by hand, right?"
It is true to say so, at least the upper and lower body are covered... Qing Jing looked in the mirror for a long time, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt that he shouldn't look ugly in this suit - don't all the hosts of the Spring Festival Gala wear it like that?
That's it!
Qing Jing directly changed his clothes and went downstairs to register. Zhao Zong was stunned for a long time when he saw him, probably because he was frightened by the strong aesthetics of the clothes.Teacher Shen pecked him quietly at the side, and then he came to his senses, found Qingjing's name from the registration book, and drew a circle with a red pen in the blank space beside it.
Then go back to the courtyard and take the learning jade slips and roses, and they can go back to the earth for vacation.
Qing Jing hummed a song all the way, feeling relaxed and joyful, happier than the day of Ascension.When he returned to the small courtyard, the pile of roses was still piled at the door. He went into the house and put the jade slips on them. When he came back, he tidied up the roses and put them in the treasure bag in bunches.
Shen Pingshan landed on a mountain of roses. Seeing him bending over to pack these useless flowers, he couldn't help but ask, "When will I receive it like this? I'll burn it for you?"
Volume [-] Dead Rising
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