not scientific at all

"...What are you doing? Guards! Get this mermaid under control!"

Qing Jing's impassioned opening speech simply shocked the audience!It wasn't until he finished speaking that he was about to start interviewing the commander of the battle—that is, Zhou Yan, that the major general reacted and ordered his subordinates to pull the restless mermaid down from the window.The careful major general also ordered people to open the electromagnetic shield and the powerful protective cover, lest he implanted a transmitter in his body and would pass the news here to the Freedom Alliance.

However, his subordinates seem to be fascinated by the gorgeous tail of the mermaid. They can't see or remember how much this mermaid can escape from being chased by dozens of machine guards, and has been hiding in the mermaid center for many days. horrible.The soldier who carried the mermaid into the cabin even contradicted his superior for him, and supported the little mermaid affectionately: "Major General, he is just a mermaid! What's wrong with a mermaid who likes to sing? He just saw this The vast sea, the vast blue sky, I can't help but eulogize it with the singing of the soul!"

Although the other fighters did not speak, they also supported this statement with their own silence.Major General Zhou wanted to beat him up, so he asked with a sullen face, "Where did you hear that he was singing? Mermaids can't sing like that! He was obviously talking, and he was talking about a code that has not been cracked yet! "

The soldier stuck his neck and insisted: "Who said that mermaids can't be tone-deaf! Those natural mermaid singing are all a pattern, and I'm tired of listening to them, so that only the tone-deaf can have the original natural freshness, major general Don't you think? ?”

The major general felt that his subordinates should really be sent to be transformed into mermaids, so as to have a deep experience of what a mermaid's singing should be like.He simply didn't count on those soldiers who fascinated the mermaid, grabbed the slender but fleshy and boneless arm of the mermaid with his own hands, and tore him down from the porthole.

It's a pity that the high snake spirit is not as obedient as it was in the research center.

Qing Jing grabbed Major General Zhou with his backhand, with frenzied brilliance in his eyes, and said to Mr. Shen in the air: "Now let's interview Major General Zhou, the commander of one of the fighting parties!"

When he turned his attention to Major General Zhou, the words in his mouth were replaced by the standard language of Xinglan Small World: "Hi, Major General Zhou, I am Qing Jing, the host of [Multiple Universes] travel show, can I interview you? I just heard you say that the Liberty Alliance has surrounded the Mermaid Research Center. What is the purpose of their actions? How many mechas have been sent by the other party, what models are they, and what special effects are there? The government forces you represent How will you react to this?"

Major General Zhou was stunned by his series of questions. He almost thought he was holding a press conference, and unconsciously adjusted his collar and hat, intending to formally respond.Fortunately, when his eyes fell from the snake spirit's face to his chest half covered by long hair, he suddenly came to his senses - this is a spy, this is an undercover agent of the Liberty Alliance, and this is gathering information from him...

After self-brainwashing for a long time, Major General Zhou stopped the urge to answer questions, and stopped those around him who were deceived by the beauty tricks and began to criticize how weak the defense of the Liberty Alliance's Star Speed ​​mecha, while the government army's Canghai What a superior mech with its new design in terms of breastplates guys.He forcibly pulled the mermaid behind him, blocked the soldiers from peeping at the mermaid with his height and powerful murderous aura, and criticized them like a storm:

"Shut up! Didn't you hear him say that he was doing an interview? Didn't you hear that every word he said was translated into codes and sent out through the communicator hidden on his body? Do you want to be charged with leaking secrets!"

After the training made everyone unable to lift their heads, he ordered: "Open the communication screen and connect to the space carrier of the Freedom Alliance. I want to negotiate with them."

All his soldiers fell under the mermaid's sugar-coated shells, and they were unreliable.Major General Zhou had no choice but to drag the spy mermaid himself, and with the resentful eyes of his subordinates, he asked someone to connect to the communication video.

A middle-aged soldier in a gray uniform appeared on the light screen, with some stubble on his chin, and his appearance was not neat enough.After the video was connected, he grinned and said, "Major General Zhou, is the First Legion about to surrender? Well, as long as you put down your weapons and give us the mermaid in the research institute, our Liberty Alliance will cease fighting immediately."

Zhou Yan sneered, and tilted his head to the right, exposing the mermaid's head and half of his shoulders behind him. His left hand rested on his shoulder, and with a slight force of fingertips, they sank into his smooth and soft flesh.Lieutenant General Tan Yang, the fleet captain of the Liberty Alliance, said in amazement: "What do you mean, do you think that abusing your own mermaids will make us withdraw our troops? Don't be stupid, even if all those mermaids are dead, I just want to bring your body back An empty star is still a great achievement."

Zhou Yan sneered and said, "The other mermaids have nothing to do with you, what about this natural mermaid? Didn't the Liberty Alliance claim that he was sent to the Mermaid Research Center by you? Even your important spy personnel have been left behind, Lieutenant General Tan, you What happens when you return to the Liberty League?"

Tan Yang hadn't recovered from the impact of the four words "Freedom Mermaid", when a bigger impact came - the mermaid jumped out from behind Major General Zhou with a flick of its tail, its entire upper body and luxurious The shiny dark green fishtail was exposed in front of him, and he asked excitedly: "This soldier comrade of the Freedom Alliance, can I interview you? Why do you claim that I am an undercover agent of the Freedom Alliance? ...It is said that you released a picture of an undercover mermaid, and the mermaid tail in that picture is red, which is obviously inconsistent with the facts, why did you post such a picture?"

Tan Yang was a little distracted, and didn't pay attention to what Qingjing said.

... In half his life, he had never seen a mermaid jumping in front of him without wearing a mermaid skirt!And a mermaid with such a shiny tail!

Seeing his reaction, a flash of light flashed in Major General Zhou's mind: Wrong!The mermaid's tail shouldn't be seen by humans casually. He was so busy bringing this spy out that he forgot to change his clothes!But this mermaid is too unconscious, why didn't he think of asking for clothes when he saw a group of dangerous humans?

He took off his coat resolutely, and wanted to tie it around the waist of the little mermaid, at least to cover Tan Yang's eyes, but he was pushed away before he put it on. The mermaid stroked his gorgeous long tail and said solemnly : "The costumes for this show are specially sponsored by Shangxian Xianyifang. I haven't worn the sponsor's clothes properly, so I can't cover them up."

Zhou Yan could no longer hold back his cold appearance, and said sullenly: "Stop making trouble, this is not a research institute, we are not those researchers who treat mermaids as babies! Mermaids showing their tails are inviting humans to do whatever they want with them. You don't understand ?"

Sun Yang on the opposite side of the light screen said with a smile: "Hehe, Major General Zhou is so compassionate and caring, even the enemy's mermaid is so caring. But he doesn't need to wear your clothes, because our Freedom Alliance fighters will take him back soon. After finishing speaking, he gave Qing Jing a wink, and said with a smile: "When you come to my side, I will explain these mech problems to you."

After turning off the communication screen, his face immediately became stern, and he announced to the entire army: "Surround the aircraft at coordinates 122, 32, and 18.5, and bring out that green fish-tailed mermaid at all costs!"

The adjutant at the side asked: "Isn't it the red-tailed mermaid? The photos released by the commander are..."

Tan Yang waved his hand and explained to him: "That picture was fake from the beginning. We wanted this mermaid because the commander thought he might have the memory of the ancient mermaid tribe, so he returned to this mermaid. Otherwise, why would a mermaid break into the research center? The existence of such a thing is likely to be related to the fact that the transformed mermaids in the mermaid research center are of better quality than those in other places.”

The adjutant nodded and said thoughtfully: "So the Xinglan people know about this? Would they rather kill the natural mermaid in order to keep this secret?"

"Who is willing to kill a natural mermaid? Even if you keep the eggs, they will grow faster than others." He opened the holographic star map, showing the panorama of the battlefield below, and was about to rearrange the battle formation when he was suddenly attracted by a picture in the corner of the battlefield. He blocked his sight and couldn't make a sound for a long time.

What can make him dumbfounded is of course Qing Jing who is in a state of enthusiasm and fully turned on the host mode.

Tan Yang could never have imagined how his act of turning off the light screen stimulated Qing Jing.The Xinglan military side treated him as a spy from the very beginning and did not give him interviews. At least they are used to this treatment; but the Liberty Alliance, which claimed that he was one of their own, did not answer questions, and turned off the light after laughing at him. Screen, what is the nature of this?

This is a bad act of molesting the host!

As a newcomer to the Ten Thousand Immortals League, Qing Jing has been worried that his hosting skills are not good enough, the show will not be exciting, and it will drag down Teacher Shen, who is a gold medal team.Seeing that the interview was going to be wasted, he was full of enthusiasm and had nowhere to scatter, so he slid to the door of the aircraft, his deep eyes scanned the soldiers and generals in the cabin, and finally confirmed: "You can't reveal anything about strategy and Is it a question of armaments? I promise it won’t be broadcast on Xinglan or other planets, okay?”

The appearance of him begging for help was really pitiful, several officers and men were about to say "yes" on the spot, but Major General Zhou was unexpectedly cold-blooded, slowly shook his head and said: "It's absolutely impossible, you wait to go back to the military headquarters for trial."

Qingjing chuckled softly, with an inorganic ruthless brilliance in his eyes: "No, it doesn't matter, then I'll interview the Liberty Alliance, do you have any objections?"

As he spoke, he lightly raised his hand and pressed it, and the airtight cabin door opened like a toy, and then the cabin was full of soldiers who saw him fall sideways, jumped out of the aircraft with a flick of the tail, and fell into the air at an altitude of nearly [-] meters .

On that day, countless people saw a terrifying demon king in a mermaid skin being released from Commander Xinglan's aircraft.It soared freely in the air on a flat-panel glider that was taken out from nowhere and did not show any power propulsion system. It tore apart several mechas with its bare hands, and played with the fragile and helpless pilots wantonly. Thousands of miles high in the air, they were forced to ask some questions that belonged to common sense.

This tragic war, until the Freedom League and other terrorist organizations withered in history, has always been firmly pressed in the hearts of each of its fighters.However, the Xinglan Federation, which is on the opposite side of them, shaped the natural mermaid with a life-like green fish tail into a mermaid patron saint after the end of the war to commemorate his role as a fish in the battle. great contribution.

Enter V notice

Qing Jing jumped out of the aircraft, opened his arms to increase the force-bearing area, and enjoyed the feeling of gliding in the air.After falling dozens of meters, I saw the aircraft falling obliquely, and the hatch was right below it to catch me.

He smiled slightly, opened his right hand, and a flash of sword light came out of his palm, and it became bigger and bigger in the air, and finally became a flying sword that could allow him to stand gracefully.

The fishtail sponsored by Shangxian Pavilion still grabbed the attention in the air, and when it was hit by the sun, all the sequins shone brightly, almost turning from dark green to golden yellow in the sun.Where the flying sword passed by, many mecha pilots were shocked by the rare and dazzling scenery, and even the enemies who were fighting for life and death were left behind, and they just stared at this strange flying machine mixed with human beings. Mermaids of the battlefield.

But how could Qingjing, which has seen zoo tourists squeezed to the ground during the long holiday and couldn't even walk on the road, be shaken by the onlookers of dozens or hundreds of mechas?He leisurely wandered around the battlefield, coordinating with Mr. Shen to take pictures of the panorama, and then picked out a mecha with the logo of the Freedom Alliance on it. The mech rushed straight over.

The person in charge of the Liberty Alliance cheated his feelings, so let's repay it with the body and spirit of his subordinates!

The long sword streaked across the sky like a stream of light, and barely stopped in front of the mecha. His left hand was stretched out and clasped on the protruding breastplate. The thick alloy cabin door was torn off.

The humans in the cockpit were still busy slowing down to avoid hitting him, but when they raised their eyes again, they found that what was in front of them was no longer an airtight hatch, but a clear sky that could not see the edge, and there were people all over their bodies. The slender mermaid was naked, holding the hatch that had been separated from the fuselage with one hand.

Shocked by the strong contrast, the young mech warrior really thought he was dreaming.But that terrifying, tyrannical mermaid didn't give him a chance to escape from reality at all, threw away the hatch, grabbed his neckline with hands that could only tear steel, and easily dragged him into the mech At the cabin door, a smile showed eight white teeth.

"Hello, I'm Qing Jing, the host of the Journey of the Heavens and Worlds show. Now I have a few questions for you. Who is your identity? What is the model of this mecha you are driving? What is it made of and how do you drive it?" ..."

The driver was about to cry in fright, and shouted desperately: "I'm going to fall! Let me go back to control the mech, or I will really fall!"

Qing Jing turned his right hand upwards, supported the upper frame of the door of the mecha, and stood on the flying sword to withstand the mecha weighing several tons.After saving a person's life, his smile became even brighter. He pulled the person with one hand and supported the mecha with the other, and said softly, "It doesn't matter. I'm holding it and it won't fall. Please answer my question?"

"Okay, okay..." The spectator mentality when I saw the mermaid flying out just now is gone. The poor pilot tremblingly introduced his mecha, and even took off the neural connector on his body to explain how to use it. Mental power controls the mecha.It's a pity that both the console and the panoramic screen fell down with the cabin door, otherwise he would have been able to show Qingjing how to use the keyboard.

After taking enough pictures of what he needed, Qingjing gently lifted the pilot out of the mecha, loosened his right hand and threw away the mecha, touched his sweaty head, and thanked him: "Okay, thank you You, I won't throw the hatch when I step down from the mech, don't worry."

"I! No! Let go! Be careful! Ah—" The pilot's screams remained in place, and the man had been thrown out by the snake spirit, wrapped in real yuan and landed in Major General Zhou's fighter jet that had no hatch. .

At this time, the dedicated host Qing Jing had already found the second victim, his long sword flew horizontally, and the sword light drew a semicircle in the air, and rushed straight to the opposite mecha.This time he learned the lesson from last time, opened the hatch like a refrigerator door, and then squeezed into the cockpit to ask that person to demonstrate the operation for him.

This time, the pilot has seen the lessons learned by his colleagues, and his attitude is more cooperative. He accepted the interview without saying a word, and taught the enemy to drive his own mech conscientiously.

People even tear up the mecha, how about throwing a living person at an altitude of [-] kilometers!His neck is not made of superhard alloy, as long as this mermaid exerts a little force, his life will be gone!

Qing Jing followed him to understand the key positions, and even pasted someone else's brain wave connector on his head to experience the control of the mind, flying around in the air, doing somersaults, and shooting bombs into the air... Let Shen The teacher took pictures of him driving the mech inside and out.

While he was practicing, the group of mecha fighters from the Freedom Alliance accepted Lieutenant General Tan's strict orders, rushed up and surrounded his mecha, trying to bring him back to the mothership.

This time, it's a real mecha battle.Qing Jing was full of energy, and flicked his tail on the driver's thigh, ordering him to operate the pedals to cooperate with him, then pressed the control panel with both hands, and struck passionately like playing a piano.

Flying up, flying down, turning around, retreating, shooting... Although he was just getting started, his strong body coordination ability and reaction force far surpassed that of humans allowed him to master the driving method of the mech as quickly as possible.It was the pilot who acted as someone else's leg who always didn't cooperate well, which made him such an excellent mecha genius unable to escape from the circle of the besiegers.

It seems that it is more convenient to use a sword.He drew back his tail and glanced regretfully at the unskilled pilot.It was amazing to see this, the driver's face was flushed with blood, and he looked like he was about to have a stroke. He didn't know how such a high-risk patient would be sent to the battlefield.

Terrorists are so inhumane!

Qing Jing pulled off the brain wave receiving patch on his head, pulled the driver's collar with his right hand, slapped open the cockpit door with his left hand, jumped into the air with the man, drew out his long sword and swiped it in a circle, the sword's aura was vertical and horizontal, cutting off the Several mechas are surrounding them.The mechas of the government army did not know when to surround them and attack the Freedom Alliance army. Qing Jing simply gave up the battlefield to them, and threw the sick pilot into Major General Zhou's aircraft.

There is no need to get involved in human wars, and his interview is not finished yet.

Qing Jing continued to patronize several mechas, and pulled the pilot out to do an interview gently and cordially.Because his curiosity about the mecha had been partially satisfied, he remembered being tricked by the Freedom Alliance again, so he borrowed a mecha to communicate with their space carrier, and had another face-to-face conversation with Lieutenant General Tan.

The lieutenant general who made fun of him as an ordinary mermaid last time really couldn't laugh this time, his voice was a little trembling, and he asked in a low voice: "Have you obtained the power inherited from the ancient mermaid? What kind of power is it?"

Qingjing said suspiciously: "The power of ancient mermaids? I don't have it. To be honest, mermaids and yours are not of the same species. These strengths are all obtained through years of training..."

"It's impossible!" Tan Yang refused to believe it: "You have a tail, a fishtail! The federal government claims that you are a natural mermaid, and some mermaids saw that you can freely switch between tail and legs!"

Qingjing snorted coldly: "That's because you don't know much. You have to know that there are carp spirits, mullet spirits, catfish spirits, grass carp spirits in this world...these monsters can all turn into fish tails."

"What is that... It doesn't matter what it is! Little mermaid, I know your value, but the federal government doesn't. They treat you so cruelly, why do you still work for them? As long as you come to the Freedom Alliance, We will give you everything you want, and we will not match you with humans at will, you risked your life to sneak into the mermaid center, isn't it just for the beautiful freedom?"

Qingjing was silent.He really didn't have such a high level of consciousness. They had a problem with the positioning of the teleportation array at that time, and they couldn't go there if they didn't want to.

He shook his head at the screen, and when he spoke again, he was interrupted by the person who had played tricks on him once.The lieutenant general of the Liberty Alliance seemed determined not to allow him to do an interview, so he switched his face to the picture of the sky and the blue sea. If you look carefully, you can see a huge palace building like an island below.

The screen paused for a few seconds, moved to the top of the building, and gradually shrank to a large airship. You could clearly see several mechas and small aircraft surrounding the airship.And the next moment, the screen switched to the inside of the airship, a group of Freedom Alliance soldiers were pointing their guns at the federal sergeant and a researcher in a white coat, and in the background were rows of coffins, ahem, etc. where he had slept. , that nutrition box.

Lieutenant General Tan's sly and cruel laughter suddenly came from the screen: "Little mermaid, do you think these mermaids and soldiers are more important in the eyes of the federal government, or you as a natural mermaid? When you attract the attention of the federal soldiers, My people have already detained more than 30 untransformed mermaids, if I propose to exchange these mermaids for you, guess Zhou Shao will agree to help me catch you..."

How shameless!To actually threaten a cute mermaid like this, no wonder no mermaid wants to at such an age!The kidnapped driver couldn't help but secretly scolded his boss, and looked at Qingjing's face with pity, only to see his eyes were about to be glued to the screen, and his eyes were full of anger.

Their kind of goblin practice is not easy. If they promise to repay their kindness, they must be repaid. If they just watch their benefactor die without saving them, they will definitely have a demon backlash at the critical moment of promotion, which will cut off their way of cultivation!This bastard played him tricks a few times, and it's fine if he doesn't give him an interview, but he actually came to block his way, this is simply worse than the hatred of taking his wife, and it must not be let go lightly!

Qing Jing shattered the screen, and even made a deep palm print on the cabin door. After calming down a little, he took the soldier out and threw it to Major General Zhou.

Then, under the eyes of everyone, he turned into a pale golden streamer and flew down the sky for nine days. In the blink of an eye, he fell from the blue sky to the top of the large airship controlled by the Free Alliance Army, revealing his black hair and snow skin again. , The figure of Biwei Liuguang.

Is this space leap technology?Or some kind of magic unique to mermaids?If real mermaids have such strength... then how did their ancestors force those mermaids from the sea to the shore to reproduce for themselves?

Countless questions appeared in everyone's minds, but no one would ever answer them.Qing Jing lightly landed on the top of the airship, swiped the sword in his right hand, and a sword light as bright as the Milky Way spread across the sea and sky.