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Chapter 121 The Finale

And our business?

Aren't Teacher Shen and I in a good relationship and there is no mistress to intervene in the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law's objection? Why do we have to work for Teacher Wan to mediate for us?

Qing Jing scratched his scalp, looked at the Qilin at his feet who was biting the hem of his clothes in a daze, and asked a little worried: "Mr. Wan, what are you thinking, isn't it still being taken away by someone?"

Teacher Shen also stretched his neck and looked down from his shoulders, and said impatiently: "You are enough. We both worked overtime for a long time, and after we came back, we didn't even give you a short vacation, so we came to help you solve the house seizure problem." , Qingjing is still here tossing and tossing, hosting the show for you for several hours..."

He stretched out his wings, folded his long feathers over and pinched the tip of the feathers like a fortune teller, counted a few times like an expert in the world, and said: "We have worked overtime for more than 180 hours this month. You have to go to get off work and rest!"

The audience of Mr. Wan under the stage was aggrieved for half the time, and finally waited until their Mr. Wan returned to his soul and suppressed the pair of guests who dared to seize and kill the guests. It was the most emotional time at this time, and they all dropped their restraints, like Fans of Qingjing supported their beloved host with shouts and applause: "Stay! Stay! Let Teacher Wan mediate the relationship between you!"

Teacher Wan insisted that the snake spirits would not let them go, and dragged them away. From between his teeth, he squeezed out a clear and clear sentence: "Why does the homophobic old goblin who has been in the cabinet for more than 10,000 years meet a little girl?" The fresh meat golden python suddenly changed its sexuality? What kind of mystery is hidden behind the Tianhuo incident that was discovered in the Ten Thousand Immortals League a few years ago? What is the real history behind the sad and sad love between the dragon and the phoenix in the online game "Yuanyang Canghua"? In this episode, the host Wan Moshi will take you to witness the love journey of a pair of interracial old goblins who love and eat each other!"

Shen Pingshan almost choked out a mouthful of real sun fire from his trachea, and Qing Jingchen's clothes froze in the air, both of them turned their heads to stare at Wan Mozhi who was lying on the ground.

Why did they run so desperately to save this unicorn?How easy is it to just kick him to death?

Shen Pingshan was so angry that he flapped his wings and flew away. He forcibly pulled Qingjing's robe out of Qilin's mouth, and asked angrily, "Who are you calling an old goblin? You're only a few hundred million younger than me!" Aged! And what does deep cabinet homophobia mean? I discovered my sexuality only after I met Qingjing. Back then, Qingguang and I were very pure. Qingguang also had a fiancée who had been engaged since childhood, did you know? Know!"

Qing Jing was also very wronged when he heard this, and asked sadly: "Mr. Wan, how can you say that I am an old goblin? I am only about three hundred years old now, and I am still young!"

Teacher Shen is a bit older, but... why bother about age, anyway, everyone is a monk with the same life span as the universe, and looking at the infinite time in the future, the age difference of just a billion years is nothing.

Teacher Wan stood up with a roll, his hooves stretched out into the shape of human hands, and he pressed the snake spirit's soft shoulders nonchalantly. The online game "Yuanyang Canghua". I was also in the closed beta version. I personally played the unicorn npc who followed President Yu in the final battle and the two versions of Xiuxian. Probably many fellow Taoists have seen it with their own eyes. Me. After playing this game, many Taoist friends wrote to me and asked me why Shen Pingshan had such a deep love for his ex-boyfriend, why he immediately forgot about his ex-boyfriend who was deeply in love with the host Qing Jing, and changed to chasing young and beautiful Newcomer to..."

The golden big golden crow fluttered over Qingjing's head, lowered his head and looked at Wan Moshi threateningly, his body was filled with heat, and he exuded a strong threat of "I'm going to burn the show".

But Teacher Wan has never been afraid, and instead gave Shen Pingshan a firm look - burn it if you want, anyway, it will be deducted from the salary of both of you in the end!

In the end, it was Mr. Shen who compromised.

He is no longer the bachelor who feeds the whole family by himself, but Qingjing has lived alone for hundreds of years penniless and poor, and his resistance to wage deductions is extremely low. Seeing his little face scares him White.Although the snake spirit's face was bloodless, this expression of terrified palpitations was too painful. Teacher Shen took the initiative to swallow his anger and coaxed the snake away in a low voice.

The single Qilin teacher Wan was still deeply hurt today. He couldn't help but look at the audience, most of whom didn't care about finding a Taoist partner for the sake of practicing longevity. Piously went to the gambling table to bet, hoping that Mr. Shen would accept that pair of goblins who showed affection regardless of the occasion soon.

It's a pity that in this issue, he is destined to disappoint the audience.

Teacher Wan turned his face away from looking at those expectant gazes, but called out the Yuanguang that Teacher Shen's old house was on fire and almost burned down Wanxianmeng.His own magnetic and elegant voice came out from the round light: "The desire of your soul is the prophet of your destiny... You have lost your heart for a few times in your life..."

The man on fire on the bed replied honestly: "Twice, it was because of him..."

Shen Pingshan's old face was slightly red, and he shouted sharply: "I have already said that Qingguang and I are just friends, and I have known him for more than a billion years, so why is it so strange to stick a knife in both sides for him!"

In Yuanguangli, he honestly admits that he did not hesitate to betray his family and country in order to Ying Qingguang, and turned the world of Xuanyuan upside down by killing the lord;

The audience who had just bet out the last spirit stone on their bodies were almost crying with sadness, and the audience who did not bet all their wealth was also full of emotions, and said in surprise: "Qing Jing is the reincarnation of Yinglong? Then what can Master Shen not admit? The earth-shattering plot line between him and Senior Ying Qingguang is well known in online games, and Qingjing is not a mistress who stepped in halfway, why didn't he recognize it earlier!"

Teacher Wan waved his hand, and the audience was immediately quiet, only to hear him walking towards the pair of greasy goblins with heavy footsteps, and asked solemnly: "Mr. Qingjing, now please answer my question directly, when did you fall in love with this old goblin who is a fraction of the age older than you?"

Teacher Shen glared at him, Qing Jing hugged his head and pressed it into his arms, blushing, a little shy and proud, and said: "Probably the moment when he flew in pretending to be a parrot when he first joined the Documentary Department. At that time, my mouth involuntarily secreted a lot of saliva, and I wished I could jump over and eat him. Later, he licked and tasted the wingtips and breast meat, and I could eat him Three bowls of rice, I will be more and more inseparable from him in the future."

It is really a newborn tender snake that is not afraid of birds!But is this really love?After his sweetheart was reincarnated, the old bird demon finally saw through the barriers in his heart and was with him regardless of everything. What he got in the end was only the appetite for his flesh and body. Wouldn't this be worse than losing a loved one in online games, and turning into a blue face in anger? Is it even sadder?

At least Shen Jiu at that time could still lie to himself that Ying Long died resolutely because he loved him.

There was silence in the audience, and sadness permeated from the auditorium to the stage.Teacher Wan was also a bit out of touch with this topic, so he smoothed things over for him bluntly, and asked: "Appetite is also a kind of desire. Without desire, there is no love. We can understand this kind of emotion based on physiological functions. Then why did you lose weight in the previous life?" , you still didn’t realize this kind of beauty when you were clearing the light?”

"That... that is," Qing Jing stammered, "that is, when Ying Long was rich and had better food in his previous life? It seems not..." Yes, why didn't Ying Qingguang fall in love with him in his previous life? Where is Mr. Shen?Qing Jing also fell into a daze, recalling carefully the bits and pieces he had seen in dreams and memories.

You can be like-minded, and you can live life and death, so why does such a deep relationship stop at friendship and not go further?How different is the feeling of warmth and joy when he saw Teacher Shen now from when Ying Qingguang saw Shen Jiu back then?

The snake spirit raised her head, looked at the cameraman behind Wan Moshi who was holding the camera, hugged Teacher Shen's head and said deeply, "Probably because... I was also a closet at that time."

He was embarrassed to look at Teacher Shen's face, as well as the faces of the host and the audience, took a deep breath, and repeated again: "At that time, I probably just didn't think about it. My feeling for Teacher Shen has always been They all like it."

The golden crow in his arms almost burned again, he pulled his face up and looked at him deeply, and said with a complicated expression: "I think too much, but I'm not as free and easy as you... What love and friendship are just another word That's all, no matter what our identities are, I just remember to never let you down."

He was one of those old-fashioned leprechauns who couldn't be ashamed of anything but blushed at the slightest sweet talk.The blood energy rushed upwards, not only the face was rosy and charming, but even the lips were painted vermilion, so tempting that the snake essence almost didn't bite on it.

Can't chew, there are audiences below.

But who cares, it's not like he hasn't eaten in the show anyway.

But this is not his show, you have to respect Teacher Wan...

When the tips of their noses were almost touching, Qing Jing finally regained his senses, pulled back the momentum of his lips in time, and glanced back in the direction of Teacher Wan.

Teacher Wan didn't want to kick them, but his expression was unnatural.

Seeing that both of them were looking at him, Wan Moshi smiled and said dryly, "Mr. Shen, please answer one more question - when did you fall in love with Qingjing? Answer this question correctly, Wanxianmeng I will give you a special surprise."

Teacher Shen put the hands on Qingjing's shoulders down and put them around her waist, and smiled triumphantly: "If you do this, it must have been love at first sight when I was young..."

Teacher Wan bent the corners of his mouth, and without saying a word, he laughed inscrutablely.Suddenly there was applause from under the stage. At first there was only one applause, which started alone from the VIP seat in front of the stage, and then another echoed, the third, the fourth... The applause was loud, and the stage was suddenly covered by a hallucination. Under the light, the leadership group represented by President Yu came up from the side of the stage, and looked at these two shameless old fairies with a smile.

The audience in the audience seemed to understand something, and the applause was endless like a river.

President Yu reached out to shake hands with them respectively, with a smile on his lips, he waved to Feng Kunshan, the director of personnel behind him, who took out a registration book from his pocket, and spread out a page of jade. board-like paper, let them each force out a drop of blood on the board.

Named Xianlu, a fellow practitioner of the same nationality, finally made up the last certificate.

All of a sudden, fairy music is everywhere, the sky is full of flowers, and two radiances of the heavenly dao descend from the sky. The monks who practice the two avenues of light and time in the entire Yuanyang world are all enlightened. It appears in my heart, as if it is within reach.Even after the brilliance of the Great Dao dissipated, the feeling in his heart still remained there, and he only had to savor it slowly when he cultivated higher in the future.

And at the same time that the light fell, they realized the source of it - there were two people who signed a marriage contract and attracted the attention of heaven, so they had to enjoy the benefits this time.

Countless voices of congratulations and gratitude rose up one after another, reflecting into their hearts with the brilliance of the Great Dao.Chairman Yu pushed back his snow-white long hair, and asked with a smile: "Mr. Shen, you thought our Director Feng was unkind and wouldn't let you hug Xiao Qingjing? Now do you know his kindness? Now you are so upright, The status is equivalent to the place name Zhu Xianlu, telling it out is not better than you seducing the immature baby monk?"

Qing Jing's face didn't look like his own anymore, he always wanted to smile more reservedly, but he couldn't suppress the corners of his mouth, and looked at Teacher Shen foolishly.Shen Pingshan was also a little over-excited, and bowed deeply to President Yu and his colleagues, thanking them for coming to witness the marriage for the two of them.

Teacher Wan said his blessings, then turned to face the audience who came to the show, and said with a loud smile: "Today's show has twists and turns, but the ending is a reunion and joy that I have never had since hosting so many shows. Thank you all I am here to support, and please go slowly first, Ten Thousand Immortals will hold a formal joint loan ceremony for our two employees in this studio, please stay one step longer, and leave after attending the ceremony."

This episode of the show is really full of ups and downs, twists and turns, and people can't stop watching it.From the opening gimmick of the duel between the two hosts; to the unjust killing of the guests by Teacher Wan for no reason, but was repeatedly stopped by Qingjing;

Except for the fact that Teacher Wan never kicked a live guest to death with his own hoof, so that all audience bets lost, and the banker had to kill all of them, the whole program is simply enough to surpass the 3000-year-old Aperture.Unexpectedly, just when the murder case was completely settled and everyone thought it was time to go home with empty pockets, the program unexpectedly set off a new climax—the male god Shen Jiu was going to marry the awl-faced host Qing Jing!

The content of this episode of the show is really rich, if you can come to see it with your own eyes, and sit here and have a cup of wedding wine from the Ten Thousand Immortals League, it is worth losing all your wealth!

The audience laughed and drank the fine wine with tears in their eyes. President Yu, who was closer to the newcomer, was sincerely happy without any haze. The fact that the teacher has worked hard for you. I, as a leader, can see it in my eyes. I can’t just let you suffer like this. How about it, starting tomorrow, you will temporarily put down your work and go to Xiaoqian World for a secret month. You must Take more honeymoon round lights as souvenirs - I have already arranged the location, in a newly discovered Little Thousand World near Jingxing World..."

While talking, he took out the jade plate that Qingjing gave to him when he came back from his arms, stuffed it into the hands of Mr. Shen, and said with a little seriousness: "I refined this again, and put those people's jade plate into it. The true spirits were stuffed back into their own bodies, and you guys stuffed them back into the Huncheng Treasure Realm during your honeymoon trip..."

honeymoon?This is not a honeymoon, it is obvious that they have arranged new jobs for them to explore the world of Xiaoqian non-stop!

Teacher Shen's hands were itchy, he took the jade plate and put it into his sleeve, bowed his head and called Qing Jing.

"Qingjing, follow me."

They just go out, but this time they go into the sea, where they want to play, whether to shoot Yuanguang, or not, it depends on what the president thinks.He stretched out his hand to pull Qing Jing, and the snake spirit whose legs were a little limp after drinking leaned directly on him, and swam up like a snake with his whole body, kissing his lips precisely.

"Hmm..." Shen Pingshan was taken aback for a moment, and the tip of his tongue was hooked by the snake spirit and penetrated into his slightly parted lips, and he tasted the mellow and sweet wine.

He was a little passive at first, and then pressed Qing Jing's back and kissed him fiercely, completely ignoring the expressions of his colleagues around him.

Regardless of work or audience, the most important thing in his life is only the cold tentacle in his arms that can always warm his snake essence.

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