not scientific at all

Qingjing doesn't know the time when he enters the samadhi.Teacher Shen cut the round light of this world and sent it back to the League of Ten Thousand Immortals. He is still immersed in the torrent of memories of tens of thousands of years.That memory is too long and complicated for him, even after time screening, only some of the most impressive ones are left, and they are at least as long as thousands of episodes of TV series.

He watched those memories every day in Dingzhong, as if he had signed up for a summer sprint class, re-practiced the exercises he had practiced in his previous life one by one, and he himself explained the internal key points to himself.In addition to these learning things, there are also the secrets of the young palace, fighting, killing and intrigue, it seems that it is not as enjoyable as "The Secret History of XX", and he just swept it away.

The previous life was the previous life, and the present life is the present life. Even with the infusion of memory, it is impossible for him to completely become the deceased Ying Long.And what Ying Qingguang in his previous life wanted to do was a simple golden python like him, and he was willing in both lives, so why change his temperament again?

He has always thought in a simple way, but fortunately he has a clear heart, and everything is not in his mind, just like pure gold and uncut jade, it is the best tool for carrying the Tao.

Several months passed in the blink of an eye, Qingjing finally digested the huge memory of the previous life, rearranged the exercises, realized the Dao of Time, and woke up from the state of trance.As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw Teacher Shen who was protecting him in human form.

Teacher Shen was sitting across from him, with his eyes slightly closed, his long eyelashes hanging down to form a beautiful fan, his skin was as clear as jade, his demeanor was dignified, he had an unapproachable sense of solemnity, but he was all seductive Taste the aroma.Snake looked at him intently for a while, from the high bun to the wide and unrestrained fairy clothes, to the pink and blood-colored fingertips, there was absolutely nothing that was not in harmony with him, and there was nothing that was not cute, even slightly Some serious air is very pleasing to the eye.

He smiled and reached out to touch the face.

As soon as the fingertips felt the heat, Teacher Shen on the opposite side immediately opened his eyes, and asked nervously: "How does it feel, do you remember the past? Your body may also change after the Dragon Ball fusion, come here and let me Check it out!"

The fingers that stretched out were wrapped in a hot hand, and warmth surged into his heart from the fingertips. Qing Jing took his hand and pulled it back, but didn't get up, but pressed the hand to his knee , coquettishly said: "I meditate for too long, my legs are numb, rub it for me."

"You, a snake spirit, don't have to cross your legs every day, how can you have legs..."

It's true that the legs are numb and need to be rubbed!Teacher Shen suddenly wanted to understand this, and pressed his hand to the snake's cool and slippery knee, pulled away the calf on the knee, pushed the uterus through the blood, and rubbed from the knee to the tip of the toe covered with capillaries.

"Is it still numb?"

Jiu Pan's legs were pulled apart, the soft tendons were stretched to the extreme, and they were pressed by hot fingers, and the blood vessels were unobstructed everywhere, pumping the warm blood into the heart, which made the heart of this cold-blooded snake spirit throb and beat There was a rapid "plop" sound.

He lowered his head and leaned on Mr. Shen's chest, listening to his heart sounds, pressed his cold fingertips on his heart veins, wrapped the heart with his true energy and squeezed it slowly, making him jump to that pulse just like himself. Excited frequency.Shen Pingshan pressed his hand to the back of his head, combed his smooth long hair with five fingers, wrapped him in his arms, and called in a low voice: "Qingjing?"

"Mr. Shen... I never thought you would be younger than me."

Teacher Shen paused when combing his hair, a slight smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and slid along the snake spirit's neck to his deeply concave slender waist, letting him stick tightly to his body, using his solid body against his soft Looking at her little belly, she asked, "Who is smaller than whom? I've said that I'm bigger than you in terms of size."

Qing Jing swayed from side to side like a snake and climbed up, crossed his slender arms behind his neck, rubbed his lips together, and said with a proud smile: "You are younger than me! No wonder you are so keen on playing with me. Yuan Ying, I dare say I was an adult when we met, and you were still a child combing the hair."

When I met Shen Jiu in the previous life, Ying Qingguang was already over a hundred years old, and he had become a dignified and steady Fanghuadan monster; Shen Pingshan was still a little Golden Crow who didn't even have a name, who had just transformed into a human form, and still swayed when walking Swing, swinging your arms to keep your balance.In this life, the two of them completely lost their stature, so that the Jinwu would not be able to walk on two legs after seeing Qingjinghua, and would lie down and walk around while walking.

Both of these two people held each other's dark history, some of them had been forgotten because it was too dark, so they simply started to talk at this time, and recalled them from the beginning one by one. The ultimate spirit array was broken.

The mortal bed couldn't withstand the tossing and tossing of two powerful beings weighing tens of thousands of catties, and was crushed into a pile of sawdust long ago.Teacher Shen had no choice but to find out the furniture from the treasure bag that he carried with him, and rearranged the room. He suppressed the snake spirit tightly and held his beautiful and plump lips so that he could no longer open his mouth to pick himself up. The black history of crotch pants.

After an unknown amount of time, the two goblins finally parted ways. Qingjing was so tired that he didn't even want to touch his fingers, but his body was covered with sweat and dirt. Just using spells to clean it didn't feel clean enough, so he simply put Yuanying He turned out and asked Shen Pingshan to hold his body to clean it.Teacher Shen said with a smile: "Do you think that you can't feel the feeling in the body when the soul is out of the shell? Whether you are in the body or transformed into the soul, you should feel the same. Anyway, I hold you to wash, It’s still convenient to come back.”

Qingjing didn't move, and waved his little hand softly at him: "Don't make excuses, you can seal the five senses of my body and then wash it? After washing, it will be stored in your small realm. go back."

The snake spirit has grown up and is disobedient, and doesn't want to lie or listen like it used to.

With a deep sense of loss, Teacher Shen picked up the monster body that had turned into a golden python and went to the bathroom in the east of the courtyard to clean it.This body is not much different from before the fusion of Dragon Balls, except that the scales are bigger and brighter, it looks like gold flakes, the precious light flows, gorgeous and compelling, and it feels cool and smooth like water, and the feel has not changed because of it. Jackie got rough.

He couldn't put it down, and he didn't deliberately restrain the five senses of the demon body. He rubbed and kneaded the sensitive parts of the human body while scrubbing, making the little snake spirit restless in the room.

Qing Jing's toes were so soft from his touch, and he flew out of the room with his large Taoist robe fluttering, complaining outside the bathroom: "Wash it well for me, if you do this again, I won't give it to you in the future!"

The door of the bathroom opened, and Mr. Shen was covered in water, with a wet python wrapped around his neck, his red lips brushed lightly over the python, he gave him a seductive look, and said, "Is it uncomfortable for you to wash? Why do I feel that you are extremely comfortable from the body to the Nascent Soul?"

Qing Jing snorted softly, and didn't bother to play tricks on him, so he took a handkerchief and wiped his skin.Shen Pingshan saw that it was inconvenient for him to reach with his short hands and short legs, so he put his Nascent Soul on his arm and let him sit comfortably and wipe his scales.

The two monsters were scrubbing, when the sound of human footsteps suddenly sounded outside the gate of this small courtyard.Because there is no one in the village, they usually do not close the door, but only use formations to block the people who enter, so the man walked outside the courtyard, and was stunned by the strange scene of a large and a small group of people rubbing the skin of snakes.

"Qingjing? Should... this, who is this young master? What are you guys doing?"

This man's voice is too familiar, and because of this man, he has already become Teacher Shen's father, but seeing him now is a little troublesome—his physical body has become like this, how can he explain it to others?

Fortunately, there is no need to explain, Lu Pingyuan found out his identity for him very kindly, and asked: "Is this young man also Qingjing's elder? Is this big snake your prey, or is it some kind of evil monster?" ?”

Qing Jing turned around and gave a dry laugh, and cupped his hands: "Hero Lu, long time no see."

Teacher Shen smiled more sincerely, nodded to Lu Pingyuan as a greeting, and took the initiative to report his family name: "It turned out to be Daxia Lu. In Shenjiu, it was Qingjing's father. I heard my wife mentioned the name of Daxia Lu. I don't know what happened today." Why did you come here?"

Lu Daxia subconsciously picked his ears, and asked again who Shen Pingshan was and who his wife was.Teacher Shen said without blushing and without panting: "My wife is Mr. Ying in the words of the heroes. Immortals of my generation have my own magic method to combine yin and yang, but it is difficult for a man to conceive. We have only known each other for half a lifetime. "

Qing Jing rolled his eyes, his soul controlled the original body to tightly entangle Teacher Shen's body, and blocked his mouth with the tip of his tail, so as not to let him ruin his reputation again.

Even if this is the case, Mr. Shen licked the scales on the tip of his tail with the tip of his tongue, and transmitted his voice to Lu Pingyuan's ears with his spiritual sense: "What's wrong, Brother Lu? Could it be that you were scared by this snake?"

Lu Pingyuan looked at Qingjing in his arms in a daze, and asked him to ask before he came back to his senses, and hurriedly replied: "No, nothing! I have a very good affinity with this child, and I can't help but want to see him. Yes. I want to thank Mr. Ying for saving me and the countless Jianghu people who were almost tricked into offering swords."

Teacher Shen's acting skills were realistic and natural, and he said politely: "This is what my generation of immortal cultivators should do. I accept the hero's thanks for Qing Guang, and I will let him know exactly what it is."

The snake spirit knew exactly what it was now, but the tailbone was bitten by someone, and it was not easy just to maintain the same smile on the primordial spirit. How could it have the strength to come up with a new rationale to send Lu Pingyuan away?He had no choice but to grit his teeth, acquiesced to Shen Pingshan's statement, and it would not be too late to take revenge after Lu Pingyuan left.

But Lu Pingyuan didn't leave.Although the two hosts clearly expressed their intention of not keeping guests, he still stood in the yard and said a few more words, and took out a beautifully printed poster from his arms.

You can tell at a glance that it is the poster of the program "Emotional Mediation", which is produced by the League of Immortals, the most controversial, the most watched, and the ratings are high.

The poster reads, "Fill in the address and the emotional matters that need mediation, and this program will resolve all the troubles in your life."

Lu Pingyuan pointed to the signature column at the bottom of the poster and said: "A peddler came near my house and said he was selling some online games. It looked like a fairy world, so I exchanged it with the 500-year-old Bougainvillea planted at home. , but it’s useless, it suddenly broke after opening it. But he sent a few posters, I thought it was very delicate, so I kept one.”

Seeing the name he filled in, Shen Pingshan's complexion changed drastically, as if he knocked over the seasoning shop, sour, bitter, and salty ones rolled out, his face was as pickled as pickles, and he looked at Lu Pingyuan with eyes filled with bad.Qingjing, on the other hand, had little time in the League, and even though he had heard the legend that Teacher Wan killed a guest on his last show, he had no sense of substitution, so Transsion asked Teacher Shen: "So I want to be on Teacher Wan's show? Doesn’t his show never invite celebrities, does this count as unfair competition?”

Let's hope it counts, he can't bear the snake essence to have a love show with this person!

He turned the body of the snake spirit into Xiaojie, and nodded to Lu Pingyuan with a smile: "This kind of show may not be able to be made if one guest is selected among tens of millions of people. You don't have to have too much hope. Qingjing I am afraid that the child has no relationship with you as a teacher and student, so I will take him back first, and see you in the future."

Regardless of Lu Pingyuan's astonishment, he tore off the teleportation talisman he carried with him, and returned to the League of Ten Thousand Immortals with the snake essence in his arms.

When he returned to the League of Ten Thousand Immortals, his complexion was not much better than when he was looking for Xu Juzi. The heart of Zhenren Zhao, who was guarding the formation, was trembling. Colleagues gossip about it.

"It's not good! Host Qingjing has an illegitimate child outside. You didn't see Mr. Shen looking like he was going to kill someone when he came back with the child in his arms!"

Or should it be said that rumors only stop at wise men? After asking about the details, Zheng Zhenren, another real person guarding the palace, severely criticized Zhao Zhenren's gossip mentality, scolding: "How do you know that he is an illegitimate child? What if this child Is it the two of them who gave birth? I think it might be that the host Qingjing had a difficult labor when giving birth, and I'm afraid something happened in Xiaoqian World..."

The imaginations of the two people gradually expanded in the communication talismans that came and went, but Shen Pingshan and Qingjing encountered something that even exhausted their imaginations could not have imagined.

When they rushed straight into Wan Mozhi's office, they happened to see Wan Mozhi and his team going out to shoot short videos for guests, so Shen Pingshan said bluntly: "Mr. And Qingjing on your show? You can't accept this kind of person in the Ten Thousand Immortals League!"

Wan Moshi squinted at him, smiled lightly, and said in a low voice: "Mr. Shen is worried that I will accidentally kill the most popular host of the Ten Thousand Immortals League?"

There is still some sense of propriety, Shen Pingshan is not worried, he just simply hates other men who have too much relationship with his snake spirit.He shook his head, and said, "I just don't want someone unrelated to make Qingjing famous."

The strange thing is that these words hit Wan Moshi's g-spot somehow, and his clear eyes like glass suddenly piled up with haze, and immediately lowered his eyes to cover it up, and said lightly: "My programs are also all The production team discussed and decided, and I didn’t say it alone. The relatives and friends of the guests in this issue have not been interviewed yet, and the time is far behind, so we will leave first.”

He nodded slightly towards Mr. Shen and Qing Jing, and walked out with a proud and straight body.The entire film crew followed behind him, their attitude was even more aloof than his, calling the two of them impatiently like fans who came to take a group photo.

Teacher Shen's violent temper can't bear him. After watching the emotional mediation program group leave, he rushed straight to President Yu's office, knocked on the table and asked him: "Wan Mozhi is menopause or is it because you are oppressed?" Balanced? Why does it seem like a different person! He usually has almost the same attitude as me, how could he ever have such a time with Qingjing?"

Chairman Yu held only one star talisman plate in both hands, and looked down at the stars spinning around on the plate.The long snow-white hair fell down to cover most of his face. From above, almost only a straight nose and thin light-colored lips were exposed.

It wasn't until Teacher Shen finished asking that he raised his head, held the array with both hands, and said solemnly: "Mr. Shen, I can only count on Qingjing for something. I hope you will help me."

"what?"

It is such a great trust and such a great honor for the chairman of the Management Committee of the All Heavens and Ten Thousand Worlds Immortal League to say "I can only count on Qingjing", it is like receiving a pennant!Qing Jing straightened up all of a sudden, wishing he could stand on Teacher Shen's arm, and excitedly cupped his hands towards President Yu: "I don't know what the president entrusted?"

President Yu showed a slight smile on his tense face, handed the formation board to the two of them, pointed to a spot of starlight in the northern sky and said, "Wan Mo knows something is wrong, I can figure out his location, but I can't pick him up." At this time, he is in a state of neither life nor death, life and death, and death and life. I speculate that someone sealed him in a certain independent cycle of time and space. Only Qingjing in this alliance can be combined with the avenue of time. I want to invite him to find someone."

"An accident happened to Teacher Wan? But that person just now..." Qing Jing recalled the program crew he had just seen, and cried out: "Could it be that Teacher Wan is a fake?"

Shen Pingshan was also surprised and said: "Wan Moshi is a benevolent unicorn, who can bear the evil karma of killing him and win his home? Besides, the other person has been taken away, how dare you leave him in Wanxian?" League to do a show?"

President Yu looked at them with a serious expression, and looked at them with his hands on his cheeks: "It is precisely because that person has the ability to seize the house and the ability to confine the true spirit of Wan Mozhi in a place where I can't find it. Move lightly. Only the two of you have mana, and you are the ones who are supposed to go to the lower level of the heavens and worlds to do shows, so you are not conspicuous when you move, so..."

He stood up and bowed deeply to the two of them, with a helpless face on his face: "After all, Wan Mozhi was abducted from Qilin's ancestral land by me, and it was because I wanted him to do a show that he embarked on the path of subverting nature and killing people." On the way to Taoism, this time the accident happened because he was killed on duty... You must rescue him, and I will personally reward him afterwards."

Having said all of this, and saving a colleague with a good relationship, how can he still make excuses?Qing Jing simply put on the physical body again, and the two of them didn't waste time in the alliance, they took the astrolabe given by President Yu and returned to the teleportation hall.

The divergent gossip between Zhao Zhenren and Zeng Zhenren was also ended by the uninteresting fact that "that child is the Yuanying of host Qingjing".

No.11 reincarnation of life and death